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2012-01-30 03:03:53 PM
Google's catchphrase......

Old and busted: Do no evil
The new hotness: Only do evil
 
wee [TotalFark]
2012-01-30 03:17:48 PM
Walker: Old and busted: Do no evil

The actual unofficial motto is "Don't be evil".

If you'd rather not use their services because you don't want to pay with your personal info, then use another service. But they have to keep the lights on somehow, eh?
 
2012-01-30 04:02:36 PM
It's not that easy. When a company gets to be the size of Google, they can manipulate the market like -- well, like Microsoft or Oracle. How many potential competitors have been put out of business or bought up by these corporations? How long will it be before there are no reliable competitors to Gmail or Google Search? Do you love the idea of a giant, rich corporation tracking your movements through your cool, clever Android phone? Do you like the idea of a corporation that makes its living by making your personal information public through Google+? It's clearly different from Facebook. If you don't want to join the mess on Facebook, then don't -- there's no loss. Google owns so much of the Internet it has become nearly unavoidable. It was foolish to trust all that power and money not to become evil. Google may have been the brilliant brainchild of tech nerds, but it is now owned by investors, and trust me, investors don't give a damn about the rest of us.
 
2012-01-30 04:11:19 PM
This About That: Do you like the idea of a corporation that makes its living by making your personal information public through Google+? It's clearly different from Facebook. If you don't want to join the mess on Facebook, then don't -- there's no loss.

That's my biggest problem with it. It's forced on me. I do not HAVE a Google + account, but if I hover over a +1 button by accident (I did this just a few minutes ago) , it asks me if I want to +1 it for the world and has my real name next to it. Probably because I am logged into Gmail, but still.

I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow. I know I'm really cheesy like this, but I have saved every e-mail my husband has sent me since we started really dating and I'd hate to delete them, just to get away from Google.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2012-01-30 04:51:04 PM
serpent_sky: That's my biggest problem with it. It's forced on me. I do not HAVE a Google + account, but if I hover over a +1 button by accident (I did this just a few minutes ago) , it asks me if I want to +1 it for the world and has my real name next to it. Probably because I am logged into Gmail, but still.

I use G+ on Chrome/throwaway stuff, and Firefox for work and such. Then again, I don't use gmail very often. But I'm not logged in when I search for stuff. I don't use two browsers for privacy, I keep one on another desktop and can check chat and such without cluttering up a browser used for work things.
 
2012-01-30 04:57:30 PM
wee: I use G+ on Chrome/throwaway stuff, and Firefox for work and such. Then again, I don't use gmail very often. But I'm not logged in when I search for stuff. I don't use two browsers for privacy, I keep one on another desktop and can check chat and such without cluttering up a browser used for work things.

I log into Gmail in the morning and leave it up all day at work since it's the primary means of communication I use with the real world. I think that's the issue, but I don't like that just because I have my e-mail up, it's somehow attached to everything I do in Firefox.
 
2012-01-30 05:29:44 PM
serpent_sky: This About That: Do you like the idea of a corporation that makes its living by making your personal information public through Google+? It's clearly different from Facebook. If you don't want to join the mess on Facebook, then don't -- there's no loss.

That's my biggest problem with it. It's forced on me. I do not HAVE a Google + account, but if I hover over a +1 button by accident (I did this just a few minutes ago) , it asks me if I want to +1 it for the world and has my real name next to it. Probably because I am logged into Gmail, but still.

I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow. I know I'm really cheesy like this, but I have saved every e-mail my husband has sent me since we started really dating and I'd hate to delete them, just to get away from Google.



You can always just forward the e-mails to thunderbird, outlook, etc.
 
2012-01-30 05:33:13 PM
dopeydwarf: You can always just forward the e-mails to thunderbird, outlook, etc.

I've considered that and then realized that between those and band-related e-mails, plus just some general saves, it's a few thousand e-mails.

Damnit, technology, creating problems that aren't even really problems, but wouldn't exist if it weren't for you!
 
2012-01-30 05:52:30 PM
I used to have Google Calendar up all the time, but fark me if I'm gonna let Google continue to index my search queries. I have to use Google Calendar because that's how my work schedules things, but I'll find some other calendar program to use elsewhere, thank you very much. Also, I should probably get around to deleting my G+ account.

Yes, I know FB is not the soul of benign stewardship but I rarely post anything truly personal there, and I don't use FB for search.
 
2012-01-30 05:53:32 PM
I prefer the motto suggest by Ubersoft for Google



"Don't be evil: enable it." (new window)

They're pioneers in the field of evil as a service industry.
 
2012-01-30 05:54:36 PM
Oh the fun of watching people biatch about free services.
 
2012-01-30 05:55:47 PM
serpent_sky: dopeydwarf: You can always just forward the e-mails to thunderbird, outlook, etc.

I've considered that and then realized that between those and band-related e-mails, plus just some general saves, it's a few thousand e-mails.

Damnit, technology, creating problems that aren't even really problems, but wouldn't exist if it weren't for you!


Print'em off and turn them into a scrapbook.
 
2012-01-30 05:58:43 PM
Cinaed: Oh the fun of watching people biatch about free services.

Nothing in life is free.
 
2012-01-30 06:00:32 PM
serpent_sky:
That's my biggest problem with it. It's forced on me. I do not HAVE a Google + account, but if I hover over a +1 button by accident (I did this just a few minutes ago) , it asks me if I want to +1 it for the world and has my real name next to it. Probably because I am logged into Gmail, but still.


How exactly is the existence of a button forcing anything on you? You can choose not to click it. That's pretty much the exact opposite of forcing something on you.



I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow. I know I'm really cheesy like this, but I have saved every e-mail my husband has sent me since we started really dating and I'd hate to delete them, just to get away from Google.


There is: GMail Backup (new window)

I'm guessing you could also just point any regular email client at gmail and when it downloads the messages use that.

Amazing the things you can find through Google. ;) (And yes, I +1'd the article publicly. By choice, even!)
 
2012-01-30 06:03:50 PM
keepitcherry: Cinaed: Oh the fun of watching people biatch about free services.

Nothing in life is free.


You're either the customer or the product.

And google is free.
 
2012-01-30 06:05:47 PM
serpent_sky: I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow.

I've been thinking how to do this most painlessly. I think the thing to do is to set up the new email and then forward everything you need to save, then delete the rest. I don't know of any easier way. Google, of course, will not export "conversations" to your computer in the easy and obvious way.
 
2012-01-30 06:13:25 PM
serpent_sky: I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow. I know I'm really cheesy like this, but I have saved every e-mail my husband has sent me since we started really dating and I'd hate to delete them, just to get away from Google.

This About That: serpent_sky: I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow.

I've been thinking how to do this most painlessly. I think the thing to do is to set up the new email and then forward everything you need to save, then delete the rest. I don't know of any easier way. Google, of course, will not export "conversations" to your computer in the easy and obvious way.


How to export all email from gmail
Fark for some reason won't let me make this into a link, so cut-n-paste this to your browser:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070919202435AA8Bh3X
 
2012-01-30 06:19:20 PM
People who biatch about Google: technohipsters.

// "Google was cool until it was popular..."
 
2012-01-30 06:20:32 PM
serpent_sky: I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow. I know I'm really cheesy like this, but I have saved every e-mail my husband has sent me since we started really dating and I'd hate to delete them, just to get away from Google.

Can't you just use a different client that supports POP (all of them?) and download everything then delete or just quit using the Gmail account? Getting them back to another web-based client might be a trick, but just getting your emails out of Gmail is easy.
 
2012-01-30 06:22:19 PM
Holy shiat, the fearmongering and mudslinging over this non-issue has been astounding, even by the internet's normal "unsolicited freak-out" standards.

A few pricks with some very large Google burrs up their asses write a few articles, and now everybody's threatening to "quit Google". Imagine if whoever had this power harnessed it for good, like getting everybody to quit facebook.

Oh wait, that's probably who's writing all these gloom-and-doom Google articles. Have fun sucking Mark's dick, you cattle.
 
2012-01-30 06:22:29 PM
For me, it's less that Google is tracking all sorts of shiat about me, as much as the fact that I can't access that data. Like, when someone asks, "What do you want for your birthday?" I feel like Google has a better idea than I do. And if they let me at their dataset, I probably could find the answer myself. But I can't use the data they have about me.
 
2012-01-30 06:22:43 PM
Telos: serpent_sky:
That's my biggest problem with it. It's forced on me. I do not HAVE a Google + account, but if I hover over a +1 button by accident (I did this just a few minutes ago) , it asks me if I want to +1 it for the world and has my real name next to it. Probably because I am logged into Gmail, but still.


How exactly is the existence of a button forcing anything on you? You can choose not to click it. That's pretty much the exact opposite of forcing something on you.



I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow. I know I'm really cheesy like this, but I have saved every e-mail my husband has sent me since we started really dating and I'd hate to delete them, just to get away from Google.

There is: GMail Backup (new window)

I'm guessing you could also just point any regular email client at gmail and when it downloads the messages use that.



Yeah, you should just be able to point an IMAP/POP client. A google of "GMAIL IMAP" (new window)come up with a handy guide from Google on how to setup this service.

As for the rest, do you think that yahoo, hotmail and other free mail clients are not doing this? Stand up or rent your own mail domain server if you need all that privacy.
 
2012-01-30 06:26:35 PM
You can just use GMail via IMAP with whatever client you want, and then never log into google with a browser ever. I can't stand using it in a browser because of the ads and whatnot, but in Mail.app or Thunderbird or Outlook, it's just another IMAP server.

Same thing for calendars, you can have you calendar sync to it (which I wouldn't), but use iCal or Lightning or whatever rather than the web client.
 
2012-01-30 06:34:05 PM
GranoblasticMan: People who biatch about Google: technohipsters.

// "Google was cool until it was popular..."


Hahaha, yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Well, have fun using Altavista, dickholes!
 
2012-01-30 06:34:13 PM
I used to trust your answers implicitly. Now, when I finally get them, I wonder.

There is nothing inherently wrong about maintaining skepticism on the internet. One should never implicitly trust anything Google spits back at you, or any other search engine for that matter.
 
2012-01-30 06:35:12 PM
http://www.scroogle.org/cgi-bin/scraper.htm
 
2012-01-30 06:36:08 PM
spamdog: GranoblasticMan: People who biatch about Google: technohipsters.

// "Google was cool until it was popular..."

Hahaha, yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Well, have fun using Altavista, dickholes!


I only use gopher to search the internet. You've probably never heard of it because it's so underground.
 
2012-01-30 06:36:49 PM
Evil is relative.

/compared to Hitler, they aren't evil, so there
 
2012-01-30 06:43:07 PM
So this idiot biatching about Google's circle and data mining has a Facebook account.

http://www.facebook.com/eric.knorr.sf

Whatever, guess its just time for Google's 15 minutes of hate.
 
2012-01-30 06:46:48 PM
In this article, we're upset that google... what exactly? That they have you sign up for a "google account," which is a suite of services, rather than a "gmail account" which... is different... somehow? And it links to other relatively incoherent articles, which are annoyed that google... is ranking pages with excessive banner ads lower in the results? Really? We don't like that?

In this thread, we're upset that google collects data about us. I do get that, kind of. So... don't allow them to track you. You don't have to be signed in to google to search. Just to use things like documents, gmail, and

I am confused. It's like there is no actual articulated complaint, just annoyance that google internally collects and uses your information, after you choose to give it to them.

The +1 thing, I will concede, is annoying if you can just misclick and boom, real name on the web. They shouldn't allow that.
 
2012-01-30 06:49:53 PM
From the comments here I get the sense that I sholdn't be keeping my pron collection in Word files I've uploaded to GoogleDocs.

/Gottagobye
 
2012-01-30 06:50:51 PM
jjorsett: serpent_sky: I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow. I know I'm really cheesy like this, but I have saved every e-mail my husband has sent me since we started really dating and I'd hate to delete them, just to get away from Google.

This About That: serpent_sky: I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow.

I've been thinking how to do this most painlessly. I think the thing to do is to set up the new email and then forward everything you need to save, then delete the rest. I don't know of any easier way. Google, of course, will not export "conversations" to your computer in the easy and obvious way.

How to export all email from gmail
Fark for some reason won't let me make this into a link, so cut-n-paste this to your browser:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070919202435AA8Bh3X


I didn't hit the link, but I assume these refer to pulling the email out via IMAP or POP. Hell, you can connect MS Outlook to it and pull it down into a .pst file.
 
2012-01-30 07:04:36 PM
serpent_sky: I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow.

Rejoice.
 
2012-01-30 07:13:32 PM
Cinaed: Oh the fun of watching people biatch about free services.

Google doesn't do free services anymore, they're all ad-supported. If you don't know the difference then you should probably just chuck your PC out the window because if you don't understand media distribution by now you're never going to. The ad-based model has been one of the major money-making paradigms for information providers since the 1700s.
 
2012-01-30 07:24:37 PM
Jim_Callahan: Cinaed: Oh the fun of watching people biatch about free services.

Google doesn't do free services anymore, they're all ad-supported. If you don't know the difference then you should probably just chuck your PC out the window because if you don't understand media distribution by now you're never going to. The ad-based model has been one of the major money-making paradigms for information providers since the 1700s.


Weird! I can't find any ads in my google document gui.
 
2012-01-30 07:36:54 PM
kroonermanblack: keepitcherry: Cinaed: Oh the fun of watching people biatch about free services.

Nothing in life is free.

You're either the customer or the product.

And google is free.


So, which is it? I'm not usually quite so pedantic, but two conflicting absolute statements that close together is pretty hard to ignore.

/One ToS/Agreement is better than thirty.
//It's not like unifying them gives them any info they didn't already have.
 
2012-01-30 07:45:52 PM
Jim_Callahan: Google doesn't do free services anymore

Whether something is 'ad driven' or 'ad financed' is a rather substantive difference.

Their 'sponsored' links are still clearly marked so as to differentiate them from the regular search results.

Until that distinction goes away, your righteous indignation is misplaced and amusing to behold.

Whether it's Bing, or Google or any other similar search engine.
 
2012-01-30 07:58:48 PM
serpent_sky: dopeydwarf: You can always just forward the e-mails to thunderbird, outlook, etc.

I've considered that and then realized that between those and band-related e-mails, plus just some general saves, it's a few thousand e-mails.

Damnit, technology, creating problems that aren't even really problems, but wouldn't exist if it weren't for you!


AWW look everyone! a very im-portant musician!
 
2012-01-30 08:42:52 PM
serpent_sky: I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow. I know I'm really cheesy like this, but I have saved every e-mail my husband has sent me since we started really dating and I'd hate to delete them, just to get away from Google.

Since everyone else has chimed in, GetMail. I use it to backup my mail to a MailDir on a local machine.

Though, the "IMAP in a email app" route is probably the easiest from a point-and-click perspective.
 
2012-01-30 08:43:12 PM
I love how people freak out about FB's lack of privacy, but they knowingly share their most intimate secrets with a company known to get in bed with governments and track/index your every move.
 
2012-01-30 09:29:11 PM
Wow, that author is a drama-queen. If you're unhappy with Google, go to Yahoo or Bing. They could use you.
 
2012-01-30 09:29:43 PM
ftfa: It wasn't supposed to be like this. Once, you were the Apple of everyone's browser. But now ...

For farks sake, can articles not even remotely being about apple not also masturbate about apple?
I found it hard to take this guys seriously after reading that.
 
2012-01-30 09:51:51 PM
omg, they are providing me personalized results which i can turn off with absolutely no trouble, but i'm too retarded to figure it out. google is evil!
 
2012-01-30 09:55:42 PM
rthanu: ftfa: It wasn't supposed to be like this. Once, you were the Apple of everyone's browser. But now ...

For farks sake, can articles not even remotely being about apple not also masturbate about apple?
I found it hard to take this guys seriously after reading that.


Ooops, well that sure was a nerd-rage typo-filled fail of a post.

It's just that, as a nerd, when I hear someone say, "Oh Google, you used to be as good as Apple!" it trips something in my head that angers and stupifies me.

Google fixed the internet from a vast place of nothingness, helped fostered open source software, made self learning a snap for all that want to. The tools that Google has released, for shiats and grins, helps consumers, developers, testers, everyone.

Apple put a sheen(an incredibly impressive sheen) on stuff.

It's no contest.
 
2012-01-30 09:56:15 PM
serpent_sky: This About That: Do you like the idea of a corporation that makes its living by making your personal information public through Google+? It's clearly different from Facebook. If you don't want to join the mess on Facebook, then don't -- there's no loss.

That's my biggest problem with it. It's forced on me. I do not HAVE a Google + account, but if I hover over a +1 button by accident (I did this just a few minutes ago) , it asks me if I want to +1 it for the world and has my real name next to it. Probably because I am logged into Gmail, but still.

I wish there was a way to export saved mails and I'd quit Gmail tomorrow. I know I'm really cheesy like this, but I have saved every e-mail my husband has sent me since we started really dating and I'd hate to delete them, just to get away from Google.


Make a new email account elsewhere and then forward all of the saved emails to that account.
It might be tedious if you have a thousand emails you want to save, but it accomplishes the purpose.
 
2012-01-30 10:22:51 PM
This About That: Google may have been the brilliant brainchild of tech nerds, but it is now owned by investors, and trust me, investors don't give a damn about the rest of us.

Heh, read an article the other day claiming Google didn't do shiat for/listen to their investors and they should sell Google stock because of this.
 
2012-01-30 10:46:20 PM
moralpanic: Wow, that author is a drama-queen. If you're unhappy with Google, go to Yahoo or Bing. They could use you.

I've been starting to use Bing lately. I never thought that would happen. Google is just trying too hard, it seems. And the maps on Bing load faster for me.
 
2012-01-30 10:50:45 PM
rthanu: Google fixed the internet from a vast place of nothingness, helped fostered open source software, made self learning a snap for all that want to

Not to bash too hard on Google, but like a lot of Farkers I was around on the internet before Google! first showed up (yea, lawn etc) and it really didn't 'fix' anything. There were other search engines around at the time that were opening up the internet and open source software was king back then, pretty much the only game in town.

Altavista was my dismal favorite before Google but I could find what I needed. Better search engines would have shown up eventually and the biggest challenge back then was lack of content, not the inability to find it.

Google was in the right place at the right time and was part of the fabric of the growth of the Internet but I don't believe that Google 'fixed' things because there was very little to "fix" and the internet was NOT a vast place of nothingness before Google!.

With Google maturing comes the suck of trash sites and positioning for search placement. Inevitable for any search provider but after all these years it's still just all about porn and piracy. Google grew up with the Internet but I don't think the internet depended all that much on Google.
 
2012-01-30 11:07:43 PM
This is exactly the reason why I went back to using AskJeeves.com.
 
2012-01-30 11:16:17 PM
NewWorldDan: moralpanic: Wow, that author is a drama-queen. If you're unhappy with Google, go to Yahoo or Bing. They could use you.

I've been starting to use Bing lately. I never thought that would happen. Google is just trying too hard, it seems. And the maps on Bing load faster for me.


Good for you. I tried it for awhile too, but went back to Google (results were just more relevant for me). Competition is good, i hope Bing succeeds so Google will never be complacent.

I have everything with Google. I use their Docs daily, their calendar, their Gmail, i have android phones and tablets. I just love their ecosystem, but there is an alternative out there.
 
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