jaylectricity: Oh I'll spread some white stuff all over her ass all right, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Not that hard...which is not what she'd say to me, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Also, Hulk Hogan agrees with subby:

It's better than having to use this at least

I'll be in my bunk.

I'd probably be fired, blacklisted and probably incarcerated 2 days into the job.

The best thing about that page is the news that Selena Gomez will star in Harmony Korine's next film.

Isn't that kind of like being a pizza delivery guy?

I took that job and the chicks kept farting on me

TravisBickle62: I took that job and the chicks kept farting on me

Fap fap fap fap fap

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What show is that?

Insert joke about Candice making my pole sway(ne)

Subby must not know that the word "butt" means a man's posterior.
The word "ass" is reserved for a woman's.

/Do I hear a closet door opening subby?
//jk

In the early 90's as a camera assistant I was "pulling focus" (yes that is an actual phrase, not a euphemism for masturbation) while leaning across this actress. Basically I was rubbing her tits with my forearm for about half an hour.

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That was nice day :)

8 inches: If I had a nickel for every time I'd rubbed one out to that chick in Road House, I'd have enough for her to actually find me attractive.

Hahaha this is the best "if I had a nickel" I've ever read. Props to you sir! +1. This literally had me chuckling in my cube.

Whatthefark: Subby must not know that the word "butt" means a man's posterior.
The word "ass" is reserved for a woman's.

/Do I hear a closet door opening subby?
//jk



Say what?

DeltaPunch: Has anybody considered the ramifications of ACTUALLY oiling butts for a living?!? Look, you don't get to have sex with these women, and if you let your imagination wander you'll end up pitching a tent right in the middle of the set. I mean, does that not sound frustrating to anybody else?

Not if you've seen her beef and then heel it down the drain

For some reason the I just get a picture of Guy Ritchie and a bunch of thumbnails.

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Julie was cool. I wish I had asked her out but the whole shoot was kind of effed up. This guy was the director. If you care to read on you find that he murdered his wife and daughter then himself shortly after this. I had to quit the shoot because he was batsh*t insane.

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Getting back to the good stuff. She spent most of the shoot running around in a nightie and panties. We were all sweating from the heat of the lights and she was complaining that she was cold. A few times she snuck up behind me to put her cold hands under my shirt.

I wish I could say I was cool. I wish I could say, "I hit it." But it's one of my many missed opportunities. Truth is, I shrieked like a little girl when she did that.

8 Inches is probably screaming right now what an idiot I am. You're right, I effed up.

There's a disturbing lack of butt pictures in this thread.

It's a good thing he's got access to all that lotion.

Sorry. DNRTFA. But still even straight chicks gotta get a little turned on by that.

abhorrent1: There's a disturbing lack of butt pictures in this thread.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: abhorrent1: There's a disturbing lack of butt pictures in this thread.

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Or just existential blues?

SauceIT: Julie was cool. I wish I had asked her out but the whole shoot was kind of effed up. This guy was the director. If you care to read on you find that he murdered his wife and daughter then himself shortly after this. I had to quit the shoot because he was batsh*t insane.

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Getting back to the good stuff. She spent most of the shoot running around in a nightie and panties. We were all sweating from the heat of the lights and she was complaining that she was cold. A few times she snuck up behind me to put her cold hands under my shirt.

I wish I could say I was cool. I wish I could say, "I hit it." But it's one of my many missed opportunities. Truth is, I shrieked like a little girl when she did that.

8 Inches is probably screaming right now what an idiot I am. You're right, I effed up.

Good story bro, excellent. As a guy coming of age in the late 80's early 90's I would never have had the confidence to hit that, it I were in your position at the time.

Would so totally love to do this to: Olivia Wilde, Jessiqa Pace, Adriana Lima, Courtney Day, and various many other women.

Supermodel love slave would be a better job.

I think I have a new name for my super hero identity...

"The Lotioner"

Where ever there are dry patches of skin, you will find him.

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DeltaPunch: Has anybody considered the ramifications of ACTUALLY oiling butts for a living?!? Look, you don't get to have sex with these women, and if you let your imagination wander you'll end up pitching a tent right in the middle of the set. I mean, does that not sound frustrating to anybody else?

Came here to say this. Unless the chick I was banging was equally as hot - or even close - it would be like going to the Ferrari dealership and watching everyone else drive off with the cars while you have a Civic.