WHO'S THERE! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL??

Was it apartment 237?

Epic!

In Texas he would have been shot dead.

56-year-old son?

Wonder who's living with who.

alywa: I gently closed and locked the door, and went to my apartment in the next building over. Strange how we had the same key.

I've noticed locks that all have the same master can often be opened with keys in the same "family," with just a little bit of persuasion.

keylock71: When I was 20, in an drunken stupor, I inadvertently kicked in the door to my buddy's downstairs neighbor thinking I was kicking in my buddy's door.
I thought he had locked me out as a joke, and I was going to show him...

Instead, I showed an old woman and her retarded son. *hangs head in shame*

(I came back the next morning with a raging hangover and fixed the door frame, fitted and hung a completely new door and installed all new locks for them.)

CSB

Knows all about this sort of thing.

Sooooo hot

Best In The World: Yo peep this: my boy got ousted from tha dorms at Rutgers cuz of tha same. He was @ this House Banger NSFW VIDEO (new window)get mad looped up. Bro did keg stands, jager Bombs, fuzzy navels, jello shots & was chasing them with Vodka Gummi bears. U ever have them? U gots ta soak the bears in vodka for 2 week. The U eat them bears and give them to biatches & tha shiat goes down. BUT lawd, tha thang is that those Bears will sneak up on you & wreck ur life faster than Timothy Tredwell's.
It's tha kind of thing whurrr if U eat 2 many U can't perform & need to go slumming for some Viagra. That's not always easy ta find on campus & biatches don't understand so they neva have any at Trampus (1 of the sororities was called that cuz if you were cut u could always find some smush)

So my boy gets mad hammered & throws up Gummi puke all over the place so I'm like "bro, go home!"

A few hours l8r Im walkin back ta his door but nobody is thurrr so I just crashed out on his bed alone. Tha next moring he come home looking all deshoveled. "What happed, Money?"
"I broke into my room"
"I've been in ur room all night, bro"
"I kno, it wasn't room..."

Since he broke into a girls room they wanted ta charge him with all kinds of shiat but I got his back. We both wrestled so the school didn't wanna rock any boats & just made him move off campus as punishings.

Can we get this in English?

pro-tip, those red squiggly lines mean something.

Roquefort: alywa: I gently closed and locked the door, and went to my apartment in the next building over. Strange how we had the same key.

I've noticed locks that all have the same master can often be opened with keys in the same "family," with just a little bit of persuasion.

Especially particularly old locks with keys and tumblers that have been worn down over the years.

The_Original_Roxtar: Can we get this in English?

pro-tip, those red squiggly lines mean something.


Well, if it helps, my block comment on him is, "Boring L33tspeak Troll".

Only one I bothered to blocked, because not only are his comments not funny, they aren't short either.

//Incidentally, try not to fully quote pointless troll text

That's right, you keep runnin', sucka!!! And you tell that realty company that I ain't sellin', you hear?! We ain't gonna be terrorized!

article said she was a screamer.

worst. episode. ever.

Glad the home county is representing.

/3 - 6 - Oh my...

Harold is at it again eh?

Moogable: [i329.photobucket.com image 480x320]

Ha, you're an evil bastard.

Mr Guy: "Boring L33tspeak Troll"

Nah. L33tspeak is different. I've got him under "21st Century Amos n' Andy Schtick."

Sun Khan: Mr Guy: "Boring L33tspeak Troll"

Nah. L33tspeak is different. I've got him under "21st Century Amos n' Andy Schtick."

I need to update, then. I have him as "Wannabe Wigger Asshat".

"The case was referred to the Kitsap County Prosecutor's Office for possible criminal charges."


That right there is why so many people have no respect for law enforcement. Cops these days want to charge everyone with every damn thing they can think of.

The guy screwed up, he admits he screwed up and I'm sure he's apologized profusely for it. Mistakes happen, in the end no real harm was done, yet they just cant let it go.

Geez, my friend was waiting for my wife to pick her up at the bus station. She was visiting town, and knew we had a very small blue car. So, she sees a tiny blue car, opens the door and hops in, says hello and is SHOCKED to see that there was some other unknown woman driving the car!

The driver looked at my friend, and when she stopped laughing, she said "I think you have the wrong car" The driver's friend showed up and got in, and they asked my friend if she needed a ride anywhere...

This is the way to handle embarassment. Laugh! (Yes, sure she could have been arrested, but why bother for something so silly).

Evil Canadian: Geez, my friend was waiting for my wife to pick her up at the bus station. She was visiting town, and knew we had a very small blue car. So, she sees a tiny blue car, opens the door and hops in, says hello and is SHOCKED to see that there was some other unknown woman driving the car!

The driver looked at my friend, and when she stopped laughing, she said "I think you have the wrong car" The driver's friend showed up and got in, and they asked my friend if she needed a ride anywhere...

This is the way to handle embarassment. Laugh! (Yes, sure she could have been arrested, but why bother for something so silly).


he pissed on the rug...