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tnpir

2012-01-30 12:32:48 PM

/oblig

Bathia_Mapes

2012-01-30 12:56:19 PM

Gestational diabetes?

gopher321

2012-01-30 01:47:49 PM

Maybe it was just a big, hefty tumour? That cries a lot?

ArkAngel

2012-01-30 02:05:12 PM

My son was born at 9 lb, 11 oz.

I was born 10 lb, 1 oz

hb0mb

2012-01-30 02:06:13 PM

Beefs having Beefs.

kimwim

2012-01-30 02:41:02 PM

I"ve had both, much prefer the c'section to the other way.

dittybopper

2012-01-30 02:55:25 PM

cgraves67

2012-01-30 03:05:37 PM

two words: parineal tearing

QuinnTheFetus

2012-01-30 03:07:31 PM

At least it had a heartbeat....

aremmes

2012-01-30 03:09:38 PM

Uhhh...

Kuta

2012-01-30 03:10:37 PM

Corn fed.

mc_madness

2012-01-30 03:10:53 PM

Natural birth? Wow. I wonder what her vagina now looks like??

girljen

2012-01-30 03:12:38 PM

Ow, my uterus! My daughter was 7lbs 13oz at birth, and I had trouble lugging my belly around for the last month...how did that poor mama even walk?

Skirl Hutsenreiter

2012-01-30 03:12:54 PM

kimwim: I"ve had both, much prefer the c'section to the other way.

I'd prefer not being cut open, personally. Especially having been told more than I care to know about bowel adhesion.

hp6sa

2012-01-30 03:13:29 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Gestational diabetes?

Quick look at the screen-cap for the mom suggests regular-diabetes.

/dnwtv

LewDux

2012-01-30 03:13:56 PM

mc_madness: Natural birth? Wow. I wonder what her vagina now looks like??

Depends on how thick baby was

rockradio1

2012-01-30 03:14:11 PM

mc_madness: Natural birth? Wow. I wonder what her vagina now looks like??

Why?

You want to play handball?

kemosabe

2012-01-30 03:16:07 PM

Gotta be a fatty.

*clicks link*

eureka!

girljen

2012-01-30 03:18:13 PM

Skirl Hutsenreiter: kimwim: I"ve had both, much prefer the c'section to the other way.

I'd prefer not being cut open, personally. Especially having been told more than I care to know about bowel adhesion.

I had a c-section. It was no fun. The thought of being cut open isn't too bad, but missing a huge chunk of time when I was under anesthesia still skeeves me out.

farkingismybusiness

2012-01-30 03:18:47 PM

dorkymidgetqueen

2012-01-30 03:21:00 PM

NOPE. I think my vag just ran away screaming, at the mere thought.

Perducci

2012-01-30 03:22:17 PM

Are we sure she's not just a schoolteacher? Young boys are constantly being extracted from them. Maybe the whole "baby" thing is just a cover story.

ArtosRC

2012-01-30 03:23:21 PM

Asher and Judah.

You can tell that these children will have a fine upbringing.

Loaf's Tray

2012-01-30 03:23:56 PM

Beef tarpaulins...

thelordofcheese

2012-01-30 03:26:33 PM

Pribar

2012-01-30 03:28:51 PM

wanna bet on who walks first her or the kid?

DVDave

2012-01-30 03:32:19 PM

Pribar: wanna bet on who walks first her or the kid?

Well-played!
+1

PaLarkin

2012-01-30 03:35:26 PM

mc_madness: Natural birth? Wow. I wonder what her vagina now looks like??

Just think back to the last time you were looking around a fark thread and saw one of those hotdog in a hallway pictures.

How come nobody's posted one yet?

bambi121899

2012-01-30 03:37:55 PM

23 1/2 inches long?! Cripes. I thought my little guy was long at 22 inches. (And yeah, he's already 41 inches tall at age 3...holy hell.)

browneye

2012-01-30 03:40:27 PM

Damn.

barkingatthemoon

2012-01-30 03:41:13 PM

That is a huge vagina ... that is a huge vagina... Why did you say it twice.... That was the echo!

New Stadium opening...

66dude

2012-01-30 03:46:08 PM

I'm surprised to see that anyone's vagina can stretch out that much to pop out a crotchfruit...

/Hope the husband's well-endowed down there now!

StrangeQ

2012-01-30 03:49:49 PM

thelordofcheese: [www.soignorant.com image 599x346]

Is that little yellow, um, bump at the bottom what I think it might be, or has my mind just become permanently demented from spending too much time on the internet?

DGS

2012-01-30 03:52:19 PM

Having just watched my little girl born less than a month ago at 20 inches, 7lb 11.5oz, with a wife that needed the epidural after holding out for 8 hours (and needed 5 more to deliver), a 13lb 13oz baby without epidural or a C? Whiskey Tango to the MF'ing Foxtrot.

/csb

IamSporko

2012-01-30 03:53:20 PM

dittybopper: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 541x298]

Well played sir.....well played sir

iverbali

2012-01-30 03:55:57 PM

My second was 8lbs 3oz and 23 1/2"....I can't imagine...wow...and he's 6'2" now at 14 ;)

lack of warmth

2012-01-30 03:56:25 PM

Getting a kick out this. My grandma had 13 kids. All got larger as she concieved each one. #11 and #12 were in the 10lb range the last one was 11lbs. The woman stood 4'10" and weighed 85-90lbs. My uncle told me that woman could scare truckers. I know I nevered dared to cross her.

KrispyKritter

2012-01-30 03:57:32 PM

talk about mud flaps, my girls got 'em

ytterbium

2012-01-30 03:59:24 PM

I had full-term twin boys completely naturally, no tearing and pain-free. Before the hotdog/hallway snark: not an issue. Maybe because my labor was so fast, or I'm the perfect baby machine.

As a matter of fact, it was 9 years ago today. Happy birthday to my awesome boys!

Baby A: 7 lbs. even
Baby B: 8 lbs 5 oz.

katarrrr

2012-01-30 04:00:01 PM

The story came up with a Weight Watchers ad next to it...Hint?

Bathia_Mapes

2012-01-30 04:03:43 PM

cgraves67: two words: parineal tearing

One word: episiotomy

dready zim

2012-01-30 04:03:54 PM

no hotdog thrown down a hall?

LadyBelgara

2012-01-30 04:05:32 PM

Good god, 42 posts in and this hasn't shown yet?

i21.photobucket.com

/fark, I am disappoint

StrangeQ

2012-01-30 04:07:25 PM

ytterbium: Baby A: 7 lbs. even
Baby B: 8 lbs 5 oz.

Did they keep those names? Because that would be awesome.

girljen

2012-01-30 04:10:03 PM

ytterbium: I had full-term twin boys completely naturally, no tearing and pain-free. Before the hotdog/hallway snark: not an issue. Maybe because my labor was so fast, or I'm the perfect baby machine.

As a matter of fact, it was 9 years ago today. Happy birthday to my awesome boys!

Baby A: 7 lbs. even
Baby B: 8 lbs 5 oz.

Congratulations, mom! Happy birthday, boys!

/I was a tiny twin, about 4lbs

Loaf's Tray

2012-01-30 04:11:03 PM

StrangeQ: ytterbium: Baby A: 7 lbs. even
Baby B: 8 lbs 5 oz.

Did they keep those names? Because that would be awesome.

Yup, and if they act up you could threaten to scrap them "like you did the prototype"...

feefifofimmy

2012-01-30 04:11:18 PM

An extra stitch for daddy?

Gabrielmot

2012-01-30 04:13:20 PM

I was 10 pounds, 10 ounces, and apparently my uncle was over 13 pounds as well.

/surprised this is news.

Gleeman

2012-01-30 04:14:03 PM

Think she's trying to catch up to Mrs. Dugger with quality over quantity...

/doing it wrong?

Anokha

2012-01-30 04:14:40 PM

Oh crap. I forgot to drop Baby A and Baby B's cards in the mail. I suck at being an aunt.

And yeah, ytterbium was the most pregnant looking pregnant lady I have ever seen short of that grody Octomom pic. It looked like she swallowed one of those balance balls. 15.5 pounds of kid. Sheesh.

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