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		Have somebody call your mama, check your limes at the door, and get your can of peas ready. It's time for what could be Johnny Ace's last night on RAW. WWWYKI's on USA at 9pm EST (bleacherreport.com)		1946
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Shady_Short_Busser		2012-01-30 09:53:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: ...wait a second, if Daniel Bryan is against the slaughter of animals, why is he wearing a belt with a leather strap?

That...

That's a damn good point!

TheManofPA		2012-01-30 09:53:24 PM

Jonny Chimpo: Is Daniel Bryan becoming a militant vegan for heat?

Christian gets to mock the local sports team later, Daniel gets to mock Kansas City BBQ as murder

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-01-30 09:53:30 PM

TheManofPA: Ok, we all know that Santino's Foreign Exchange is going to be the best new thing right?

I knew I wasn't the only one who IMMEDIATELY gravitated toward that.

That is gonna be some high quality entertainment.

Spicy_McHaggus		2012-01-30 09:53:42 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Here's some of the pics I took at the event. Some of them did not turn out the greatest, due to the fast moving action and my camera being a pile of junk most days. But, here they are anyway! :D

View from our seats on the floor

View behind our section

SSHHOOOWWW entrance into the cage

Team Snu Snu

More team Snu Snu (how you doin!)

KELLYKELLYKELLY

"Did those guys on Fark just start tripping balls?"

Kane entrance

Yes, Cena, let the hate flow through you!

Shoulderblocks won't save you now!

Best in the World!

Sock standoff!

WOO BABY YEAH!!!!

Lime Status = TOO MANY!!!11

/extra pics here (new window)

I was in the first row of the upper deck just right behind you!

silgryphon		2012-01-30 09:54:01 PM

what is a VEGAN? A vegan (pronounced VEE-gun) is someone who, for various reasons, chooses to avoid using or consuming animal products. While vegetarians choose not to use flesh foods, vegans also avoid dairy and eggs, as well as fur, leather, wool, down, and cosmetics or chemical products tested on animals.

Straight edge is a subculture of hardcore punk whose adherents refrain from using alcohol, tobacco, and other recreational drugs. It was a direct reaction to the sexual revolution, hedonism, and excess associated with punk rock.[1][2] For some, this extends to not engaging in promiscuous sex, following a vegetarian or vegan diet, and not using caffeine or prescription drugs.[1] The term was coined by the 1980s hardcore punk band Minor Threat in their song "Straight Edge".[3]

HeartBurnKid		2012-01-30 09:54:20 PM

You know, I dig the Funkasaurus an all, but they better give him something to do fast. His act is getting old.

Tenor Reaper		2012-01-30 09:54:26 PM

Shady_Short_Busser: FirstNationalBastard: ...wait a second, if Daniel Bryan is against the slaughter of animals, why is he wearing a belt with a leather strap?

That...

That's a damn good point!

BECAUSE SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY

robsul82		2012-01-30 09:54:36 PM

The Punk vs. Danielson quarter hour better deliver a good number. God knows the brain trust is waiting with the axe at the ready, lol.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-01-30 09:54:37 PM

making episode 1 in 3D ain't gonna make jar jar suck any less.

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-01-30 09:55:04 PM

If you're a vegan good for you. but dont act all high and mighty like you're making a farking difference. you're not

/rant over

Smiths		2012-01-30 09:55:06 PM

VEGANS HATE THE LIBERAL AGENDA RON PAUL

verbaltoxin		2012-01-30 09:55:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Praise Cheesus: DaFlava737: robsul82: As expected, Ziggles did sell the RKO like insta-death.

Did HBK train him? It sure seems like it. Or was it William Regal?

Ziggler was trained by Steve Keirn (one of the former Doink the Clowns),

Or, if you so prefer, Skinner.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x670]

Also one half of the Fantastics.

slapmastered		2012-01-30 09:55:23 PM

robsul82: The Punk vs. Danielson quarter hour better deliver a good number. God knows the brain trust is waiting with the axe at the ready, lol.

Not the brain trust, I think, just the increasingly-addled brain at the head...

Fisty Bum		2012-01-30 09:55:33 PM

HeartBurnKid: You know, I dig the Funkasaurus an all, but they better give him something to do fast. His act is getting old.

Agreed. The first few times was awesome, but the schtick and the squash matches are getting old.

Tenor Reaper		2012-01-30 09:55:35 PM

silgryphon: what is a VEGAN? A vegan (pronounced VEE-gun) is someone who, for various reasons, chooses to avoid using or consuming animal products. While vegetarians choose not to use flesh foods, vegans also avoid dairy and eggs, as well as fur, leather, wool, down, and cosmetics or chemical products tested on animals.

Straight edge is a subculture of hardcore punk whose adherents refrain from using alcohol, tobacco, and other recreational drugs. It was a direct reaction to the sexual revolution, hedonism, and excess associated with punk rock.[1][2] For some, this extends to not engaging in promiscuous sex, following a vegetarian or vegan diet, and not using caffeine or prescription drugs.[1] The term was coined by the 1980s hardcore punk band Minor Threat in their song "Straight Edge".[3]

They also go to Vegan Academy to hone their psychic powers.

GimpyNip		2012-01-30 09:55:53 PM

OMG this is going to be like mini-GOLDBERG vs mini-HOGAN!!!
Is there a dumber pair of gimmicks? I'm Straight Edge! I'm a Vegan! These two assholes should be playing with a hackey sack on the quad at a Liberal Arts college.
'I passed out flyers for the Gay & Lesbian Alliance today, WHAT did you do?'
'I'm not a role model! I'm just a dude who cries all the team because of jealous of someone more popular than me.'
'oh, that's cool, dude. Kick the sack'

Dougie AXP		2012-01-30 09:55:57 PM

hmm almost 10 and no sighting of Jeri-troll

KellyKellyKelly		2012-01-30 09:56:02 PM

HeartBurnKid: You know, I dig the Funkasaurus an all, but they better give him something to do fast. His act is getting old.

Somebody calls his momma, she disavows any knowledge of him, and the rejection causes him to snap and become the monster heel he should be.

slapmastered		2012-01-30 09:56:04 PM

START STATIC!!!

HeartBurnKid		2012-01-30 09:56:05 PM

silgryphon: For some, this extends to not engaging in promiscuous sex, following a vegetarian or vegan diet, and not using caffeine or prescription drugs.

Definitely not for Punk, though.

FinFangFark		2012-01-30 09:56:13 PM

Clobberin time?

nyrkah1		2012-01-30 09:56:18 PM

silgryphon		2012-01-30 09:56:19 PM

Course HHH is the main event

robsul82		2012-01-30 09:56:28 PM

*START STATIC*

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

jrodtheterrible		2012-01-30 09:56:38 PM

Daniel Brian licks the squashed peas stuck in Mark Henry's fat folds for nourishment.

lurch_E_bean		2012-01-30 09:56:56 PM

Champion vs. Champion to end the first hour so Gagne can have the last half hour of the show all to himself!

SharkTrager		2012-01-30 09:56:58 PM

I think I love that chick with the Punk sign.

I Said		2012-01-30 09:57:01 PM

~~Should be good~~ I CAN'T WAIT FOR SHEAMUS TO RUN IN AND BREAK IT UP!

robsul82		2012-01-30 09:57:11 PM

WWE should pay that fan for his ONE NATION UNDER PUNK sign and put it on shirts.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-01-30 09:57:15 PM

jrodtheterrible: Daniel Brian licks the squashed peas stuck in Mark Henry's fat folds for nourishment.

I think the real question is, "Is Mizark Kosher"?

TheManofPA		2012-01-30 09:57:20 PM

Hey guys, I don't know if you noticed, but this next match is

WWE CHAMP CM PUNK
vs
WH CHAMP DANIEL BRYAN

WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED IN THE WWE AND HOW DO WE GET IT BACK TO CENA/ORTON

KellyKellyKelly		2012-01-30 09:57:36 PM

jrodtheterrible: Daniel Brian licks the squashed peas stuck in Mark Henry's fat folds for nourishment.

...and I just found my limit when it comes to slashfic.

SharkTrager		2012-01-30 09:57:46 PM

Is that a leather jacket too?

slapmastered		2012-01-30 09:57:52 PM

robsul82: WWE should pay that fan for his ONE NATION UNDER PUNK sign and put it on shirts.

I'd buy the SHIAT out of that shirt.

silgryphon		2012-01-30 09:57:56 PM

Is anyone else's pagnation off by 100 posts

I'm at 9 for some reason

Gunny Highway		2012-01-30 09:57:57 PM

silgryphon: Straight edge is a subculture of hardcore punk whose adherents refrain from using alcohol, tobacco, and other recreational drugs. It was a direct reaction to the sexual revolution, hedonism, and excess associated with punk rock.[1][2] For some, this extends to not engaging in promiscuous sex, following a vegetarian or vegan diet, and not using caffeine or prescription drugs.[1] The term was coined by the 1980s hardcore punk band Minor Threat in their song "Straight Edge".[3]

And yet Ian MacKaye ended up in a band with Al Jourgensen had a band together. How did that happen? It isnt surprising it didnt last long. Good stuff though.

robsul82		2012-01-30 09:58:01 PM

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

Dougie AXP		2012-01-30 09:58:07 PM

TheManofPA: Hey guys, I don't know if you noticed, but this next match is

WWE CHAMP CM PUNK
vs
WH CHAMP DANIEL BRYAN

WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED IN THE WWE AND HOW DO WE GET IT BACK TO CENA/ORTON

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-01-30 09:58:10 PM

World Heavyweight Champion... of ANIMAL SLAUGHTER!

AND I BET THOSE ARE BLOOD RUBIES ON THE BELT, TOO!

TheManofPA		2012-01-30 09:58:19 PM

Please, HHH you can have the main event

Just give us ONE "I have til Five"

KellyKellyKelly		2012-01-30 09:58:21 PM

WWE_Creative WWE Creative
Alright, @CMPunk v. @WWEDanielBryan makes up for the entire @ZackRyder broken back stuff. Deal? #RAWTonight

FinFangFark		2012-01-30 09:58:28 PM

Leather Jacket...Leather Belt Strap = Not Vegan

slapmastered		2012-01-30 09:58:30 PM

KellyKellyKelly: jrodtheterrible: Daniel Brian licks the squashed peas stuck in Mark Henry's fat folds for nourishment.

...and I just found my limit when it comes to slashfic.

BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

There IS a limit!

verbaltoxin		2012-01-30 09:58:44 PM

THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

cdn.bleacherreport.net

MagSeven		2012-01-30 09:58:47 PM

Jericho is going to come out and break both Bryan and Punk's legs in the most dastardly act the wrestling world has ever seen. Effectively "ending the world".

HeartBurnKid		2012-01-30 09:58:59 PM

Smiths		2012-01-30 09:59:05 PM

this gets what? 7 minutes?

wonder if it gets a commercial break

DaFlava737		2012-01-30 09:59:05 PM

Cole is at least playing up DBD's abilities. Saying he would have a great match with Bret Hart.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-01-30 09:59:18 PM

silgryphon: Is anyone else's pagnation off by 100 posts

I'm at 9 for some reason

Much like there was no Wrestlemania 0, which is why Wrestlemania 25 took place after only 24 years, There is no page 0 of comments, so page 9 contains posts 801-900.