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		Have somebody call your mama, check your limes at the door, and get your can of peas ready. It's time for what could be Johnny Ace's last night on RAW. WWWYKI's on USA at 9pm EST (bleacherreport.com)		1946
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Fisty Bum		2012-01-30 09:10:50 PM

I never thought this was possible, but this both sucks AND blows.

MagSeven		2012-01-30 09:10:51 PM

Clownshoes Ham Sandwich. Reserved for my Lemonheads coverband.

silgryphon		2012-01-30 09:11:17 PM

The ole shake my hand can we be friends

slapmastered		2012-01-30 09:11:21 PM

I Said: Dr J Zoidberg: I Said: robsul82: "The Elimination pay-per-view."

boooooo

I thought that was tonight

where have you been?

A lot of travel. A lot of work. And the politics tab when I was around.

Well Holy SHIAT. Welcome Back, I Said!

/Welcome Back! Welcome Back! Welcome Back!
//Hey, someone had to seed the chant.

TheManofPA		2012-01-30 09:11:24 PM

Hey guys: IS HHH HERE YET? WHERE'S HHH? CAN WE GET A HHH RETURNS PROMO?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-01-30 09:11:26 PM

..."start new"?

FinFangFark		2012-01-30 09:11:32 PM

Call my momma sign in the crowd.

Gunny Highway		2012-01-30 09:11:39 PM

I am going to miss how much Funkman suck (and blows). His shiattiness has been comical.

robsul82		2012-01-30 09:11:42 PM

Danielson out now.

Dougie AXP		2012-01-30 09:11:49 PM

DIEGO BRYAN!

HeartBurnKid		2012-01-30 09:11:56 PM

CM PUNK IS NOT IMPRESSED!

verbaltoxin		2012-01-30 09:12:05 PM

YES!

YES!

YES!

nyrkah1		2012-01-30 09:12:08 PM

Segment needs more HHH.

silgryphon		2012-01-30 09:12:08 PM

DB and Punk in same ring. It's more likely than you think

Smiths		2012-01-30 09:12:08 PM

nerdfest

hey cole.. he's cheating.... he kinda being bad...

you hating him makes him still good.

what going on

BiggityBanninated		2012-01-30 09:12:12 PM

Wow. Didn't expect to see Punk get squashed in the first minute of the show like that.

/Jericho is the Champ
//The Troll Champ

TheManofPA		2012-01-30 09:12:12 PM

Ok, Johnny Ace, just leave the ring and let's just let Punk and DB go back and forth live

LucklessWonder		2012-01-30 09:12:25 PM

Goddamn, I really don't want Johnny Ace canned. Didn't think I would be saying that after Summerslam

And now here's the true best wrestler in the world, DBD!

ThatGuyGreg		2012-01-30 09:12:30 PM

I was kinda hoping Bryan would stick with the dragon jacket from last night... it gave me hope.

robsul82		2012-01-30 09:12:31 PM

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

Fisty Bum		2012-01-30 09:12:32 PM

Daniel Bryan coming out in defense of The Man.

jimmyjackfunk		2012-01-30 09:12:33 PM

ok so he said he called it fair. i didn't get to watch last night, were there any shenanigans during the match but in the end johnny ace had to count out ziggles?

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-01-30 09:12:35 PM

*DB comes out*

Amy from Saint Paul: How does he still have that?!

I love you dear.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-01-30 09:12:41 PM

why did they make DB such a tool?

GimpyNip		2012-01-30 09:12:42 PM

CM Punk, Super Dave farks up the English language about as often as you botch the GTS. At least mispronouncing Daniel Bryan's name won't break your nose.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-01-30 09:12:44 PM

silgryphon: DB and Punk in same ring. It's more likely than you think

That's okay, Triple Gagne will be out soon to make it all about him.

FinFangFark		2012-01-30 09:12:54 PM

They are doing this segment to counter Triple H's return segment, to show that people don't care about DBD and Punk.

silgryphon		2012-01-30 09:13:13 PM

Technically Big Show dropped you

robsul82		2012-01-30 09:13:25 PM

RAW IS PUNK sign.

Dougie AXP		2012-01-30 09:13:25 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: *DB comes out*

Amy from Saint Paul: How does he still have that?!

I love you dear.

That's a definite keeper right there....just don't tell John.

verbaltoxin		2012-01-30 09:13:26 PM

CM Punk, "I care."

ahwahoo2006		2012-01-30 09:13:28 PM

Daniel Bryanson!

TheManofPA		2012-01-30 09:13:33 PM

You know, I'm still downright SHOCKED that DB is holding the belt all the way through January. No matter what happens, DANIEL BRYAN held the belt for that long.

Captain Oates		2012-01-30 09:13:39 PM

silgryphon: Technically Big Show dropped you

yup

Smiths		2012-01-30 09:13:39 PM

i watching black guy in crown in crowd

slapmastered		2012-01-30 09:13:39 PM

I love this. I love this. I farking LOVE THIS.

/American Dragon FTMFW
//Oh, and ARMBAR!!!

I Said		2012-01-30 09:13:40 PM

slapmastered: /Welcome Back! Welcome Back! Welcome Back!
//Hey, someone had to seed the chant.

Awesome. Thanks.

/Nice to see Bryan in there with Punk.

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-01-30 09:13:58 PM

both suck and blow stolen from an ep of simpsons. sorry i cant really type well tonight, my laptop charger crapped out on me. so i have to my sis's laptop and my infant niece, who has to have every farking thing she sees, ripped 11 freaking keys off the keyboard

KellyKellyKelly		2012-01-30 09:14:04 PM

WWE_Creative WWE Creative
When did this turn into a really well produced episode of @ringofhonor ? #RAWTonight

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-01-30 09:14:20 PM

Dougie AXP: Jim from Saint Paul: *DB comes out*

Amy from Saint Paul: How does he still have that?!

I love you dear.

That's a definite keeper right there....just don't tell John.

She's normally a smark due to me.

Sometimes she slips up. I find it great.

Gunny Highway		2012-01-30 09:14:22 PM

MagSeven: Reserved for my Lemonheads coverband.

I saw Ben Deily at a small club about a year ago. I picked up an album that doesnt seem to be listed on wikipedia. Go figure. Good show BTW.

robsul82		2012-01-30 09:14:23 PM

Danielson is a role model! He's a VEGAN!

Smiths		2012-01-30 09:14:33 PM

I'm a VEGAN

silgryphon		2012-01-30 09:14:41 PM

Db is a role model and apprciates his gf loving him

lurch_E_bean		2012-01-30 09:14:44 PM

Vegan Heat!!!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-01-30 09:14:52 PM

So, you think they're doing Punk vs. Bryan to justify burying them both if the ratings go down .000000000000000000000000001 %?

I DON'T EVEN EAT MEAT! I'M JUST LIKE YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND!