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2012-01-30 08:32:53 PM

jackthezomber: FinFangFark: jackthezomber: You guys do know that wrestling isn't real, right?

No more real than the President's concept of universal healthcare and the democratic ideology of large government.

wtf! i hate obama as much as just about anybody, but i don't think this thread is the place for that kind of thing.


jackthezomber: I Said: jackthezomber: You guys do know that wrestling isn't real, right?



It's all scripted, and the guys are huge pussies. all they work are their glamor muscles, dude.


BEAT YOUR WIFE MUCH?? I BET YOU'RE A UFC FFREAK WHO LOVES WATCHING HOT MAN ON MAN DOMINATION. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MEAN SHIAT TO US AND WE'LL BE HERE LONGER AND STRONGER THAN WE WERE WITH YOUR WIFE LAST NIGHT.
 
2012-01-30 08:33:08 PM

Dougie AXP: eagles95: this is bad, i want the 1004 posting to put on my profile. It taunts me

Do you hears voices in your head? Do they counsel you? Do they understand?


They just talk to him. They talk to hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim.
 
2012-01-30 08:33:09 PM

penguin31: hundreddollarman: So how are you guys able to tell who gets the gredunza? I don't see a post counter next to our posts.

As the Assistant to the Interim General Manager of FWC NXT*, I just go by whoever has the fourth post after pagination at 1,000.

*It's sad, I demoted myself in my own delusion.


Damn, how do you handle those duties and defend the prestigious secondary title of the FWC? I mean, that thing makes you the automatic no. 1 contender!
 
2012-01-30 08:33:25 PM

Dougie AXP: eagles95: this is bad, i want the 1004 posting to put on my profile. It taunts me

Do you hears voices in your head? Do they counsel you? Do they understand?


Wow, he wrestles with Al Snow??

/fonts look ok to me
//what happened?
 
2012-01-30 08:33:46 PM
hundreddollarman



So how are you guys able to tell who gets the gredunza? I don't see a post counter next to our posts.


Set the post count to 100 and there you go
 
2012-01-30 08:34:08 PM

I Said: It's certainly an interesting theory. And what about Iran? They've had some notables in the ring, some even military and royalty. So it's conceivable that corruption could enter that way.

Which actually brings up another good point, jackthezomber. If it wasn't real, if these guys were just "faking" and written that way, do you realize how controversial they're "characters" would be? It would be blatant racism in the writing, especially in the 80's. There's no way it would last.


I guess i never realized how controversial they are characters would be.

Buncha phonies.
 
2012-01-30 08:34:25 PM

silgryphon: hundreddollarman



So how are you guys able to tell who gets the gredunza? I don't see a post counter next to our posts.

Set the post count to 100 and there you go


WTF HAX
 
2012-01-30 08:34:26 PM

Tenor Reaper: Dougie AXP: eagles95: this is bad, i want the 1004 posting to put on my profile. It taunts me

Do you hears voices in your head? Do they counsel you? Do they understand?

They just talk to him. They talk to hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim.


in morgan freeman's voice at least
 
2012-01-30 08:34:53 PM
If I can be serious for a moment....sharetv.org

Thanks to all you guys and gals who make the lists, and shops, the record keeping and the funny comments. It's kind of pointless in the grand scheme of things, but it makes Monday nights fun and is honestly one of the main reasons I keep watching the shows.
 
2012-01-30 08:35:13 PM

I Said: jackthezomber: It's all scripted, and the guys are huge pussies. all they work are their glamor muscles, dude.

Tht makes no sense. Then why not go into acting or modelling and NOT put your body through years of hell?

Sorry, I know it's popular to think it's fake bc McMahon knew it would be good for business to say so (avoid the regulations boxing and UFC have), but it's silly to work your whole life towards a goal and then just "lose" because someone wrote that you should.

Look at how hard men like John Laurinaitus worked to get where they are. Men with that level of talent and honor would never rip someone off. The executive Vice President of Talent Relations and Interim Raw General Manager shows true Hustle, and his Loyalty and Respect for his boss are truly dynamic. It is like he is almost a road warrior, I mean this dude is tough. To show the level of impartiality that he has, after insult to his honor and his person, then to suffer an assault like he did by CM Punk shows her truly cares got the fans.
 
2012-01-30 08:35:25 PM
i.imgur.com

For you, Smiths.
 
2012-01-30 08:35:37 PM

Pizilla: jackthezomber: FinFangFark: jackthezomber: You guys do know that wrestling isn't real, right?

No more real than the President's concept of universal healthcare and the democratic ideology of large government.

wtf! i hate obama as much as just about anybody, but i don't think this thread is the place for that kind of thing.

jackthezomber: I Said: jackthezomber: You guys do know that wrestling isn't real, right?



It's all scripted, and the guys are huge pussies. all they work are their glamor muscles, dude.

BEAT YOUR WIFE MUCH?? I BET YOU'RE A UFC FFREAK WHO LOVES WATCHING HOT MAN ON MAN DOMINATION. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MEAN SHIAT TO US AND WE'LL BE HERE LONGER AND STRONGER THAN WE WERE WITH YOUR WIFE LAST NIGHT.


i don't have a wife, i don't watch ufc, though i am bisexual. Some of the guys on WWE are kinda hot, though.
 
2012-01-30 08:35:47 PM

MagSeven: If I can be serious for a moment....[sharetv.org image 174x186]

Thanks to all you guys and gals who make the lists, and shops, the record keeping and the funny comments. It's kind of pointless in the grand scheme of things, but it makes Monday nights fun and is honestly one of the main reasons I keep watching the shows.


Thanks!

/keeper of the checklist
 
2012-01-30 08:36:31 PM

Fisty Bum: ...and his opponent, Fisty Bum.

/Jobber entrance


You and Mr. Ass should form a tag team
 
2012-01-30 08:36:51 PM
At this rate we hit 1004 before 10:00
 
2012-01-30 08:37:03 PM
Speaking of checklists...

No checklist tonight folks. I'm working on some updates to the list, given recent events in WWE world. I'll pass it around to a few folks for comment, then hopefully debut it next week. :)
 
2012-01-30 08:37:10 PM

verbaltoxin: Damn, how do you handle those duties and defend the prestigious secondary title of the FWC? I mean, that thing makes you the automatic no. 1 contender!


So far, I've been fortunate. We've yet to have a Smackdown thread reach 3,427 posts so I haven't had to worry too much about it. But a fighting champion always has to be prepared.

i212.photobucket.com
3,427th in a Smackdown thread, and this could be yours!
 
2012-01-30 08:37:26 PM

Tenor Reaper: HEY GUYS HEY

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Captain Oates: What was up with the Funkasaurus match last night? It was by far the most random match both in terms of placement and irrelevancy and I think most would have preferred to not see him at allsee him in the rumble.

FTFY. :)


/trust me, seeing him shake his gut in person is vomit inducing

You saw it in person, I saw it in high-def on a big movie screen.

Things jiggled that I didn't know could jiggle.

I died inside.


Fat men should not dance without pants. That is all.
 
2012-01-30 08:37:34 PM

MagSeven: If I can be serious for a moment....

Thanks to all you guys and gals who make the lists, and shops, the record keeping and the funny comments. It's kind of pointless in the grand scheme of things, but it makes Monday nights fun and is honestly one of the main reasons I keep watching the shows.


I agree. Without the fWc, I doubt I would bother watching every week.
 
2012-01-30 08:38:01 PM

Dougie AXP: hundreddollarman: So how are you guys able to tell who gets the gredunza? I don't see a post counter next to our posts.

Some people use pagination to help determine it.

Others, like me, when the counter at top is over 1004 count backwards from the number until 1004 is there. I usually get it around 1009-1014 so it doesn't take long to count back.


I gotcha. I'm gonna have to go back and set my threads to paginate.
 
2012-01-30 08:38:16 PM
One of my friends at work paid $55 for the rumble. He was disappointed

I told him you can watch for free on the net.
 
2012-01-30 08:38:20 PM
watching MAD tv and they were spoofing we bought a zoo but called it WWE bought a zoo. Cena getting mauled by a lion was awesome
 
2012-01-30 08:39:23 PM
BAH GAWD KING I'M READY FOR NICKELBACK AND ICE CREAM
 
2012-01-30 08:39:53 PM

TheManofPA: Fisty Bum: ...and his opponent, Fisty Bum.

/Jobber entrance

You and Mr. Ass should form a tag team


The Weapons of Ass Destruction will dominate the tag team division.
 
2012-01-30 08:39:56 PM
20 minutes to Nickleback...lace 'em up folks
 
2012-01-30 08:40:08 PM

MagSeven: If I can be serious for a moment....[sharetv.org image 174x186]

Thanks to all you guys and gals who make the lists, and shops, the record keeping and the funny comments. It's kind of pointless in the grand scheme of things, but it makes Monday nights fun and is honestly one of the main reasons I keep watching the shows.


You know what, just for that, I, the official belt-keeper of FWC and President of the Championship Committee, hereby proclaim you the inaugural FWC National Heavyweight Champion!

i.imgur.com

Wear it with pride, friend.
 
2012-01-30 08:40:18 PM

hobblekitty: Tenor Reaper: HEY GUYS HEY

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Captain Oates: What was up with the Funkasaurus match last night? It was by far the most random match both in terms of placement and irrelevancy and I think most would have preferred to not see him at allsee him in the rumble.

FTFY. :)


/trust me, seeing him shake his gut in person is vomit inducing

You saw it in person, I saw it in high-def on a big movie screen.

Things jiggled that I didn't know could jiggle.

I died inside.

Fat men should not dance without pants. That is all.


They should not be in tight singlets, either. D:

silgryphon: One of my friends at work paid $55 for the rumble. He was disappointed

I told him you can watch for free on the net.


I paid $16 at the theater. WM was $40 as opposed to $66 on home PPV.
 
2012-01-30 08:40:41 PM
Since Kharma is back I wonder if WWE remembers she wanted to give the Bella Twins a beatdown. I doubt it
 
2012-01-30 08:40:50 PM

jackthezomber: Pizilla: jackthezomber: FinFangFark: jackthezomber: You guys do know that wrestling isn't real, right?

No more real than the President's concept of universal healthcare and the democratic ideology of large government.

wtf! i hate obama as much as just about anybody, but i don't think this thread is the place for that kind of thing.

jackthezomber: I Said: jackthezomber: You guys do know that wrestling isn't real, right?



It's all scripted, and the guys are huge pussies. all they work are their glamor muscles, dude.

BEAT YOUR WIFE MUCH?? I BET YOU'RE A UFC FFREAK WHO LOVES WATCHING HOT MAN ON MAN DOMINATION. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MEAN SHIAT TO US AND WE'LL BE HERE LONGER AND STRONGER THAN WE WERE WITH YOUR WIFE LAST NIGHT.

i don't have a wife, i don't watch ufc, though i am bisexual. Some of the guys on WWE are kinda hot, though.


Here you go, ORLANDO.
i721.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-30 08:41:01 PM

Fisty Bum: TheManofPA: Fisty Bum: ...and his opponent, Fisty Bum.

/Jobber entrance

You and Mr. Ass should form a tag team

The Weapons of Ass Destruction will dominate the tag team division.


Step 1: "Wow, that sounds like it'd be a porn"
Step 2: Google
Step 3: Yep, it is a porno title
 
2012-01-30 08:41:28 PM

Pizilla: jackthezomber: Pizilla: jackthezomber: FinFangFark: jackthezomber: You guys do know that wrestling isn't real, right?

No more real than the President's concept of universal healthcare and the democratic ideology of large government.

wtf! i hate obama as much as just about anybody, but i don't think this thread is the place for that kind of thing.

jackthezomber: I Said: jackthezomber: You guys do know that wrestling isn't real, right?



It's all scripted, and the guys are huge pussies. all they work are their glamor muscles, dude.

BEAT YOUR WIFE MUCH?? I BET YOU'RE A UFC FFREAK WHO LOVES WATCHING HOT MAN ON MAN DOMINATION. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MEAN SHIAT TO US AND WE'LL BE HERE LONGER AND STRONGER THAN WE WERE WITH YOUR WIFE LAST NIGHT.

i don't have a wife, i don't watch ufc, though i am bisexual. Some of the guys on WWE are kinda hot, though.

Here you go, ORLANDO.
[i721.photobucket.com image 600x600]


W

T

F

Where is the lime juice!
 
2012-01-30 08:41:31 PM
If wrestling was fixed than what about the Montrael Screwjob? We all saw what happened when 'Canadian Hero' Bret Hart tried to force Vince's hand and make him rig a match in his favor. He was used as an example and sent to the Southern Colonies. Some would say that Bret Hart still hasn't recovered from those actions. The WWE rises above such accusations and isn't above black balling their own legends who even hint at the idea the sport may be fixed. David Stern wishes he had Vincent Kennedy McMahon's resolve.
 
2012-01-30 08:41:38 PM

penguin31: verbaltoxin: Damn, how do you handle those duties and defend the prestigious secondary title of the FWC? I mean, that thing makes you the automatic no. 1 contender!

So far, I've been fortunate. We've yet to have a Smackdown thread reach 3,427 posts so I haven't had to worry too much about it. But a fighting champion always has to be prepared.

[i212.photobucket.com image 256x192]
3,427th in a Smackdown thread, and this could be yours!


Dude, what do you think it's like for me? Every night after the Fark Wrestling Community goes to bed, I have to log in to Fark.jp and defend my International title against the Fark Super Friendship Japan! It's rough timing "frontal occipetal protuberance" on the 1,113rd post. Somehow I manage.
 
2012-01-30 08:41:46 PM
To be fair, the belt is also defendable with #3,427 at Night of Champions. Just because.
 
2012-01-30 08:41:59 PM

Pizilla: Here you go, ORLANDO.
[i721.photobucket.com image 600x600]


is that a wrestling joke or something?
 
2012-01-30 08:42:23 PM

verbaltoxin: MagSeven: If I can be serious for a moment....[sharetv.org image 174x186]

Thanks to all you guys and gals who make the lists, and shops, the record keeping and the funny comments. It's kind of pointless in the grand scheme of things, but it makes Monday nights fun and is honestly one of the main reasons I keep watching the shows.

You know what, just for that, I, the official belt-keeper of FWC and President of the Championship Committee, hereby proclaim you the inaugural FWC National Heavyweight Champion!

[i.imgur.com image 432x213]

Wear it with pride, friend.

Thanks!
Straps on belt. Waits for Teddy Long to come out and say "Hold on a minute now, Playa!"
 
2012-01-30 08:42:42 PM
Ideally I'd like to see Lobsterhead NOT make a decision until after the elimination chamber. Let him tease it out for a long time.

Personally, I thought in the end it was going to be Mizark (til the injuries racked up) taking him on since it ties into the initial feud that led to the Mizark House of Pain.

How many years in a row though has the RR winner lost a WM?
 
2012-01-30 08:43:42 PM
People, People!

Someone came in with "it's not real, right? Are you all 12?!?" and you forgot to use the original...

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-30 08:43:53 PM

silgryphon: BAH GAWD KING I'M READY FOR NICKELBACK AND ICE CREAM


www.sweetslyrics.com

static.caloriecount.about.com

There you go. :D


/best ice cream in the world
 
2012-01-30 08:44:16 PM

MagSeven: verbaltoxin: MagSeven: If I can be serious for a moment....[sharetv.org image 174x186]

Thanks to all you guys and gals who make the lists, and shops, the record keeping and the funny comments. It's kind of pointless in the grand scheme of things, but it makes Monday nights fun and is honestly one of the main reasons I keep watching the shows.

You know what, just for that, I, the official belt-keeper of FWC and President of the Championship Committee, hereby proclaim you the inaugural FWC National Heavyweight Champion!

[i.imgur.com image 432x213]

Wear it with pride, friend.
Thanks!
Straps on belt. Waits for Teddy Long to come out and say "Hold on a minute now, Playa!"


We don't book tag matches in this thread
 
2012-01-30 08:44:32 PM

MagSeven: If I can be serious for a moment....[sharetv.org image 174x186]

Thanks to all you guys and gals who make the lists, and shops, the record keeping and the funny comments. It's kind of pointless in the grand scheme of things, but it makes Monday nights fun and is honestly one of the main reasons I keep watching the shows.


Right back at ya buddy.

You know what would be awesome? HUUUUUGE fWc Raw/Big PPV viewing party.
 
2012-01-30 08:45:09 PM
Tonight will turn the WWE Universe on its head!!!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-30 08:45:31 PM

Dougie AXP: MagSeven: If I can be serious for a moment....[sharetv.org image 174x186]

Thanks to all you guys and gals who make the lists, and shops, the record keeping and the funny comments. It's kind of pointless in the grand scheme of things, but it makes Monday nights fun and is honestly one of the main reasons I keep watching the shows.

Right back at ya buddy.

You know what would be awesome? HUUUUUGE fWc Raw/Big PPV viewing party.


If a bunch of people want to come to STL, I'd be happy to help arrange that.
 
2012-01-30 08:45:32 PM

silgryphon: Since Kharma is back I wonder if WWE remembers she wanted to give the Bella Twins a beatdown. I doubt it


God i hope so.....they annoy me more than Yelly Kelly. Probably because their makeup is always set to this


beaut.ie
 
2012-01-30 08:45:46 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph

silgryphon: BAH GAWD KING I'M READY FOR NICKELBACK AND ICE CREAM

www.sweetslyrics.com

static.caloriecount.about.com

There you go. :D


/best ice cream in the world


I prefer Turtle Tracks or Death by Chocolate
 
2012-01-30 08:45:52 PM

verbaltoxin: penguin31: verbaltoxin: Damn, how do you handle those duties and defend the prestigious secondary title of the FWC? I mean, that thing makes you the automatic no. 1 contender!

So far, I've been fortunate. We've yet to have a Smackdown thread reach 3,427 posts so I haven't had to worry too much about it. But a fighting champion always has to be prepared.

[i212.photobucket.com image 256x192]
3,427th in a Smackdown thread, and this could be yours!

Dude, what do you think it's like for me? Every night after the Fark Wrestling Community goes to bed, I have to log in to Fark.jp and defend my International title against the Fark Super Friendship Japan! It's rough timing "frontal occipetal protuberance" on the 1,113rd post. Somehow I manage.


You know, one day there might actually be a SmackDown thread - or the Night of Champions thread - that hits 3,427. Perhaps if Triple H explodes and rains down championships on the world or something. And when that day comes...I'm so farked. My delusions are all I have.
 
2012-01-30 08:46:06 PM
and on a side note...15 minutes to Nickleback BTW...

Ziggles really sells finishers. He sold the GTS twice like it was a thing of beauty.
 
2012-01-30 08:47:23 PM

penguin31: verbaltoxin: penguin31: verbaltoxin: Damn, how do you handle those duties and defend the prestigious secondary title of the FWC? I mean, that thing makes you the automatic no. 1 contender!

So far, I've been fortunate. We've yet to have a Smackdown thread reach 3,427 posts so I haven't had to worry too much about it. But a fighting champion always has to be prepared.

[i212.photobucket.com image 256x192]
3,427th in a Smackdown thread, and this could be yours!

Dude, what do you think it's like for me? Every night after the Fark Wrestling Community goes to bed, I have to log in to Fark.jp and defend my International title against the Fark Super Friendship Japan! It's rough timing "frontal occipetal protuberance" on the 1,113rd post. Somehow I manage.

You know, one day there might actually be a SmackDown thread - or the Night of Champions thread - that hits 3,427. Perhaps if Triple H explodes and rains down championships on the world or something. And when that day comes...I'm so farked. My delusions are all I have.


Honestly, I didn't think any thread but Wrestlemania would have a shot at coming anywhere near 3,000, but the Rumble did.
 
2012-01-30 08:47:40 PM

penguin31: Perhaps if Triple H explodes and rains down championships on the world or something.


I like to imagine Triple H composed not of flesh and bone, but championship belts. All the championship belts.
 
2012-01-30 08:47:57 PM

FinFangFark: and on a side note...15 minutes to Nickleback BTW...

Ziggles really sells finishers. He sold the GTS twice like it was a thing of beauty.


Not to mention the job he did with Instant Kharma! - sold it like a champ.
 
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