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Hey, remember that "Welcome to Vassar" message you got on our early decision applicant web site? Well, about that... funny story
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Babwa Wawa
2012-01-30 12:37:20 PM
liberal arts graduates and computers. Nothing more to say.
keylock71
2012-01-30 12:44:35 PM
"Just wanting to see the acceptance letter again, she logged on at 6 p.m., and to her horror, saw a rejection letter instead," said Shaughnessy.
Don't worry, Mrs. Shaughnessy, your daughter can experiment with drugs, casual sex and lesbianism just as well at a state school.
sno man
2012-01-30 12:51:44 PM
Waiting for the follow-up story about one of the other kids that actually canceled all of their other applications like they were told to...
xl5150
2012-01-30 12:58:21 PM
It's their fault for pretending they were Vassar material in the first place.
NuttierThanEver
2012-01-30 12:59:41 PM
When you get a Welcome to Vassar message do they automatically send you blue jean coveralls and Indigo girls CDs or do you have to wait to buy them at the student book store?
orange storm
2012-01-30 01:13:48 PM
can always go to one of the other Seven Sisters.
Lucky LaRue
2012-01-30 01:29:05 PM
Why does this make me giggle like a school girl?
I really feel sorry for all those students who where, like, "YEAH!! I made it! Woohoo! Mom! Dad! Look: I got in! I gotta call my girlfriend and let her know. Then I'll call my ex and rub it in! I can't f*cking believe I made it into Vassar!"
VictoryCabal
2012-01-30 01:30:18 PM
Well, they can still go to finest school there is.
/in South Carolina.
keylock71
2012-01-30 01:37:16 PM
VictoryCabal
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Well, they can still go to finest school there is.
/in South Carolina.
They can just get into UMass Amherst and then take classes at Smith and Amherst to impress their friends...
eddyatwork
2012-01-30 01:56:14 PM
What happens if one of the students canceled all of their other college applications on the basis of the incorrect letter only to find out they were rejected?
gopher321
2012-01-30 01:56:59 PM
.
DENIED.
/psych
xl5150
2012-01-30 01:57:09 PM
eddyatwork
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What happens if one of the students canceled all of their other college applications on the basis of the incorrect letter only to find out they were rejected?
Then they learn the hard way not to make rash, idiotic decisions.
Meatzilla
2012-01-30 02:41:56 PM
How many times does it need to be said that a liberal arts education is not job training?
American Liberal Arts education was designed to be life-enrichment for the ruling class gentry,
and, okay, perhaps job training for the clergy. The little snowflakes will be just fine.
Can I buy some pot from you?
I have some trust fund money.
FreakinB
2012-01-30 02:47:47 PM
I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, Fark!
/took this long?
//I know exactly one Vassar alum
///believe it or not she's cool
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-30 02:49:31 PM
Well they can always apply to another school that guarantees acceptance in one click
orange storm
2012-01-30 02:52:49 PM
VictoryCabal
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Well, they can still go to finest school there is.
/in South Carolina.
I will not be a Gamecock!
brap
2012-01-30 03:03:29 PM
FreakinB
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I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, Fark!
/took this long?
//I know exactly one Vassar alum
///believe it or not she's cool
I know a couple that I adore. I went to a friend's concert on the campus some years back and I was impressed with the general foxiness that was going on there. It was hard to leave.
The Onanist
2012-01-30 03:56:21 PM
xl5150
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eddyatwork: What happens if one of the students canceled all of their other college applications on the basis of the incorrect letter only to find out they were rejected?
Then they learn the hard way not to make rash, idiotic decisions.
You must have forgotten the part where they were told they were accepted into the school they wished to attend.
Calm Down You Spaz
2012-01-30 04:20:09 PM
xl5150
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It's their fault for pretending they were Vassar material in the first place.
I've have quite enough of your vassar bashing
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-30 04:21:13 PM
Cheer up. Instead of going to Vassar and marrying a guy from Yale, you can always go to Radcliffe and marry a guy from Harvard.
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-30 04:22:24 PM
There go their young-girl dreams of Vassar...
bart2puck
2012-01-30 04:22:36 PM
what's do you think the guy is reading in the pic?
dalovindj
2012-01-30 04:23:36 PM
I blame the schools.
netweavr
2012-01-30 04:26:28 PM
That's a lawsuit
dalovindj
2012-01-30 04:26:43 PM
bart2puck
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what's do you think the guy is reading in the pic?
Modern Drunkard.
I'd totally hit the mature one to the right of him in that photo. Something about an open-toed slingback just says "do me".
JerkyMeat
2012-01-30 04:26:49 PM
They were lucky they were rejected. It wouldn't get them anywhere by going there.
SnakeLee
2012-01-30 04:27:02 PM
keylock71
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VictoryCabal: Well, they can still go to finest school there is.
/in South Carolina.
They can just get into UMass Amherst and then take classes at Smith and Amherst to impress their friends...
My favorite is the people who go to Harvard Extension School and then write they have a degree from Harvard
/UMass is a legit school
//Well, UMass/Amherst and UMass Worcester Medical anyways
awfulawful
2012-01-30 04:27:52 PM
CSB:
I received an acceptance letter to my first choice school on April Fools Day. After opening it and reading it, I started examining everything in the envelope for any indication that one of my friends had sent it. I was fully aware that there was already some bogus college-related correspondence in circulation, some of it sent by me.
steve42
2012-01-30 04:28:09 PM
The Onanist
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You must have forgotten the part where they were told they were accepted into the school they wished to attend.
You can bet there will be some lawsuits over this little glitch. You can't go back to the other institutions and say "I'm sorry I rescinded my application with you and I'd still like to be considered." Well, you can try. But South Harmon Institute of Technology might be the only ones to say "Oh, that's fine."
Look for websites like the Vassar site to add disclaimers that they are not responsible for problems resulting from errors and omissions, kind of like Wal-mart uses in their weekly ads.
/Wouldn't want my daughter attending Vassar.
//Stinks for the disappointed students anyway.
clowncar on fire
2012-01-30 04:29:22 PM
"psyche"!
kindms
2012-01-30 04:32:25 PM
The fact that the college couldn't pick up the phone to call 70+ people and let them know in nicer terms that they had a computer screw up tells you all you need to know about this college.
They sent an e-mail ? Sure no one likes to give bad news but come on, own your screw up.
northguineahills
2012-01-30 04:34:20 PM
Meatzilla
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How many times does it need to be said that a liberal arts education is not job training?
American Liberal Arts education was designed to be life-enrichment for the ruling class gentry,
and, okay, perhaps job training for the clergy. The little snowflakes will be just fine.
[dl10.glitter-graphics.net image 250x200]
Can I buy some pot from you?
I have some trust fund money.
I got a MA from a liberal arts department. Then again, it was in Geographical Information Sciences, and I do rather well designing algorithms for location based services.
jabelar
2012-01-30 04:40:14 PM
This is a pretty major screw up. There are only a few big moments in a person's life, and getting accepted into university is a big one, especially at a pretty difficult time in one's life filled with uncertainty. It is something that kids have been spending months or even years working towards and anticipating. It isn't like some random prize that gets taken back.
If I got a job acceptance letter for a job I'd really been hoping for, I could definitely see celebrating, letting family know, maybe taking action like quitting my current job. That would be an incredibly big let-down to have that yanked away from you.
It certainly seems like potential lawsuits depending on the actions precipitated. I hope none of these kids commits suicide or something.
USCLaw2010
2012-01-30 04:40:57 PM
orange storm
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VictoryCabal: Well, they can still go to finest school there is.
/in South Carolina.
I will not be a Gamecock!
We didn't want you anyway...so take that!
steve42
2012-01-30 04:41:26 PM
Meatzilla
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How many times does it need to be said that a liberal arts education is not job training?
American Liberal Arts education was designed to be life-enrichment for the ruling class gentry,
and, okay, perhaps job training for the clergy. The little snowflakes will be just fine.
Because
THIS
(new window).
Stories like this run every once in a while. Many employers are looking for someone who has a well rounded education. Mine could care less about the content of my liberal arts university degree, but they wouldn't have interviewed me if I hadn't had it and they pay me pretty well.
martid4
2012-01-30 04:41:54 PM
FreakinB
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I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, Fark!
/took this long?
//I know exactly one Vassar alum
///believe it or not she's cool
I'm reading between the lines and I guess you are trying to tell us that she didn't give you a beej.
steve42
2012-01-30 04:43:38 PM
Babwa Wawa
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liberal arts graduates and computers. Nothing more to say.
As a liberal arts graduate and a present day Systems Engineer, I question your logic.
special20
2012-01-30 04:45:58 PM
Rapmaster2000
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Cheer up. Instead of going to Vassar and marrying a guy from Yale, you can always go to Radcliffe and
marry a guy from Harvard.
...that's probably what you did, right?
Jclark666
2012-01-30 04:46:13 PM
Rapmaster2000
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Cheer up. Instead of going to Vassar and marrying a guy from Yale, you can always go to Radcliffe and marry a guy from Harvard.
Or you can go to Barnard and marry a girl from Columbia.
Huttah!
2012-01-30 04:48:02 PM
I've heard of similar things happening with hiring systems. I know someone whose (then) boss received an automated, 'you have not submitted a letter of recommendation for Bob Smith. Please follow this link' email. It took him to an apology page saying that there was a technical problem. Of course the boss didn't know that his employee was looking elsewhere. Awkward.
FreakinB
2012-01-30 04:49:50 PM
martid4
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FreakinB: I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, Fark!
/took this long?
//I know exactly one Vassar alum
///believe it or not she's cool
I'm reading between the lines and I guess you are trying to tell us that she didn't give you a beej.
It's a friend of the girlfriend. Not even a possibility.
martid4
2012-01-30 04:52:38 PM
orange storm
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VictoryCabal: Well, they can still go to finest school there is.
/in South Carolina.
I will not be a Gamecock!
Could you be a Gamecoont?
JohnAnnArbor
2012-01-30 04:53:05 PM
When will Vassar have a football team?
p the boiler
2012-01-30 04:53:10 PM
Oh great a Liberal Arts bashing thread.
Guess what, not everyone needed a useless computer science degree knowing that the guy with 0 college education can run office support just as well and with less smug.
I guess some of you guys never get over the fact that you were always picked last and never got laid in high school or college - oh and also are jealous that us pathetic little LA majors tend to wind up running the businesses you work for.
ha-ha-guy
2012-01-30 04:53:44 PM
JohnAnnArbor
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When will Vassar have a football team?
About the time RR washes out of UA maybe?
Hollie Maea
2012-01-30 04:55:15 PM
awfulawful
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CSB:
I received an acceptance letter to my first choice school on April Fools Day. After opening it and reading it, I started examining everything in the envelope for any indication that one of my friends had sent it. I was fully aware that there was already some bogus college-related correspondence in circulation, some of it sent by me.
It's not like Chico State was that likely to turn you down.
/I keed.
LouDobbsAwaaaay
2012-01-30 04:55:42 PM
Vassar College counts actresses Meryl Streep and Lisa Kudrow, pictured here at the May 2010 commencement ceremony, among its alum.
Okay, but is there anyone
important
you can name-drop from this school?
umad
2012-01-30 04:57:08 PM
steve42
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Systems Engineer
lol
You Systems and Industrial "Engineers" crack me up. It is just so darn cute.
JohnAnnArbor
2012-01-30 04:58:02 PM
ha-ha-guy
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JohnAnnArbor: When will Vassar have a football team?
About the time RR washes out of UA maybe?
No, I think he'll do better there. They'll give him time, and maybe he's learned the value of defense.
FizixJunkee
2012-01-30 04:59:07 PM
Meatzilla
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How many times does it need to be said that a liberal arts education is not job training?
It
is
job training...
Job training to be a substitute teacher. Or perhaps as a copy editor at an upstart ad agency at $8/hour. Or a springboard to grad school.
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