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Krymson Tyde
2012-01-30 12:18:46 PM
Fantasia the evil-eyed dingo.
I'll eat your baby while humming Disney songs.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-30 12:23:19 PM
Abercrombie The Angry Bear?
/I kinda like it
mactobain
2012-01-30 12:26:16 PM
Amigo the Foxy Komodo Dragon
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-30 12:28:01 PM
Cougar The Intelligent Gopher.
"Are you a cougar or a gopher!?"
Pocket Ninja
2012-01-30 12:30:07 PM
Cougar the Stubborn Zebra.
brigid_fitch
2012-01-30 12:33:44 PM
Flopsy the Not-So-Shabby Elephant
/Well, I guess it's better than the Camel With Wrinkled Knees
Eddy Gurge
2012-01-30 12:34:01 PM
Dim Sum the Tail-Chasing Wombat. Yeah, that fits.
tnpir
2012-01-30 12:35:07 PM
Tango the Stubborn Gorilla
/i like it
jaylectricity
2012-01-30 12:35:08 PM
Dim Sum the Angry Banana Slug
Oh wait, this is just a way to get me to reveal my initials and general birth month.
cpw49684
2012-01-30 12:36:46 PM
Saffron the Stingy Dingo
/hide your babies
jaylectricity
2012-01-30 12:37:00 PM
Krymson Tyde
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Fantasia the evil-eyed dingo.
I'll eat your baby while humming Disney songs.
Hey Happy Birthday!
/close enough, right?
Sapper_Topo
2012-01-30 12:38:52 PM
Caboose the Stubborn Banana Slug? WTF Really!
Smoke14
2012-01-30 12:49:26 PM
Pandora the Hairy Rhino
Jubeebee
2012-01-30 12:50:45 PM
Neo the Beautiful Sloth.
This whole thing is moving pretty fast for me, but I don't think it's real anyway.
DjangoStonereaver
2012-01-30 12:52:41 PM
Flopsy the Foxy Sloth.
Yeah, that fits.
sno man
2012-01-30 12:58:35 PM
fark name one is funnier:
Amigo The Intelligent Banana Slug
CommieTaoist
2012-01-30 01:04:11 PM
Tremble in fear before Caboose the Evil-Eyed Wombat
FloydA
2012-01-30 01:09:45 PM
Pocket Ninja
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Cougar the Stubborn Zebra.
I knew it!
You're Spiderman!
TheDumbBlonde
2012-01-30 01:37:55 PM
Saffron the Banana-eating Rabbit
/wtf?
basemetal
2012-01-30 02:05:58 PM
T-Bone the foxy Komodo Dragon
Roller Bob
2012-01-30 02:08:56 PM
Tango the foxy banana slug at your service
/no salt please
timujin
2012-01-30 02:22:01 PM
Sorry, but Dim Sum the Banana Eating Wolf makes no sense whatsoever.
/okay, so it might be appropriate then...
Pud
2012-01-30 02:35:32 PM
Voldemort the angry Dingo. Hmmm, that just might work good as my new alt.
penthesilea
2012-01-30 02:37:35 PM
jaylectricity
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Oh wait, this is just a way to get me to reveal my initials and general birth month
The next one will be based on your mother's maiden name, your favorite color, and the year you were born.
gridlocksammy
2012-01-30 02:48:57 PM
Tango 'the stingy" banana slug. I guess that makes me a slimy, butt banging Argentinian dancer
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-30 02:53:04 PM
'Dorfman, your name is Flounder.'
pisceandreamer
2012-01-30 03:02:07 PM
Saffron the Evil Eyed Sloth.
/kinda fits
//thinking about a nap
Walker
2012-01-30 03:05:58 PM
Dancer the tail chasing dingo
/I didn't eat that baby, it fell into my mouth
muck4doo
2012-01-30 03:20:19 PM
Dim Sum the stubborn sloth
cgraves67
2012-01-30 03:39:37 PM
Saffron the Beautiful Gorilla
Ant
2012-01-30 03:39:39 PM
Voldemort The Beautiful Bear
KrispyKritter
2012-01-30 03:40:37 PM
Gomer the Banana-Eating Hippo
StrangeQ
2012-01-30 03:41:12 PM
DjangoStonereaver
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Flopsy the Foxy Sloth.
Yeah, that fits.
Gomer the Foxy Sloth...maybe we can be friends!
/Gomer? Seriously?
crzybtch
2012-01-30 03:41:59 PM
Amigo the Angry Wolverine....hmmmm does kinda fit.....friendly but don't cross me! lol
ltdanman44
2012-01-30 03:42:30 PM
gomer the laughing wombat.
/B-day tomorrow
ashinmytomatoes
2012-01-30 03:42:51 PM
I'm Saffron the evil-eyed Sloth. LOL.
According to this test, though,
http://www.animalinyou.com/test.php
I'm a snake...
http://www.animalinyou.com/test.php
Ebenator
2012-01-30 03:43:25 PM
pisceandreamer
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Saffron the Evil Eyed Sloth.
/kinda fits
//thinking about a nap
Mine is Saffron the Evil Eyed Koala.
cscanlon7
2012-01-30 03:43:49 PM
Saffron the Tail-Chasing Rhino
Contrabulous Flabtraption
2012-01-30 03:43:52 PM
I see today's episode of "Fark Got Paid by BuzzFeed" is showing.
ByOwlLight
2012-01-30 03:43:59 PM
Dim Sum the Not-So-Shabby Angry Bear.
I'm a cusp kid so I get two middle names, nyah nyah.
PlatinumDragon
2012-01-30 03:44:14 PM
Flopsy the Tail-Chasing Wombat?
My jazz name is supposedly Jailhouse Fingers McGee.
My pornstar name is either Private Rammed or Henry Lance Lachance depending upon which generator you use.
PlatinumDragon
2012-01-30 03:44:52 PM
Ramme
r
. Private Rammer.
... aw fark, here we go.
johnz16
2012-01-30 03:44:53 PM
Dim Sum the Not So Shabby Unicorn.
I'll take it.
will_2679
2012-01-30 03:45:52 PM
T-bone the laughing dingo
ClintBartonWannabe
2012-01-30 03:46:06 PM
Flopsy the Evil Eyed Bear checking in.
/Cursed to have Evil Eyes but really has a heart of gold.
MBooda
2012-01-30 03:46:34 PM
Weird. I'm Kareem, the Abdul Jabbar.
/might have misread instructions
//actual name is lew alcindor
kmt11
2012-01-30 03:46:40 PM
Pandora the Beautiful Wolf
TXEric
2012-01-30 03:46:47 PM
Neo the Stubborn Wombat.
/meh, fits pretty well, actually.
Seasons I'v Withered
2012-01-30 03:47:09 PM
Dim Sum The Intelligent Llama
I spit in your face
adder1
2012-01-30 03:47:29 PM
Tango the Banana-Eating Sloth...
Nah, I'll stick with my current animal name, Adder :P
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