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Illinois man sends murder threats and mailbombs to Georgia schools in hopes of getting personal enemies investigated. How'd that plan work out for you, big guy?
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bennett311
2012-01-30 11:35:40 AM
Ghettocreek
ausfahrk
2012-01-30 11:38:23 AM
There was no bomb.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-30 11:42:52 AM
bennett311
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Ghettocreek
I used to live by there years ago and it was a total dump. South Gwinnett County confuses me. Why would you move to the burbs to live in the ghetto? I doubt it's improved in the 12 years since I've left.
Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions
2012-01-30 11:45:17 AM
He probably made the biggest mail bomber newbie mistake.
Don't put the correct return address on the package!
/Farking noobs.
AngryJailhouseFistfark
2012-01-30 11:58:11 AM
My beloved wife's Ultra-Douche ex-husband is an evil POS and I suspect
this
mail-bomb gomer was operating out of the same "dirty tricks" playbook.
Cool Story: The Douche learned I was seeing his ex-wife and he was still obsessed with her. He proceeded to file a bogus lawsuit suit against me claiming that I'd defamed him to a whole host of his professional contacts, none of whom I'd ever met or even heard of. He then wrote this long, lurid set of interrogatory questions asking about my sexual proclivities, finances, all manner of BS, even my childrens' social security numbers. He sent it to my ex-wife, among other people, in hopes of suckering my contacts into telling of my preversions or other information.
His cunning plan was to get me all stressed and twisty and spinning my wheels and spending money on defense counsel (which worked, the shiat-bag), and then drop the suit, leaving me with lawyer bills and public embarrassment. My counsel, however, immediately filed a counter-suit which, in our County, prevented Douche from dropping his suit. His was dismissed with prejudice and I won mine, forcing Douche to pay all the legal bills I'd incurred through his shenanigans.
Good times.
dv-ous
2012-01-30 12:11:40 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark
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My beloved wife's Ultra-Douche ex-husband is an evil POS and I suspect this mail-bomb gomer was operating out of the same "dirty tricks" playbook.
Cool Story: The Douche learned I was seeing his ex-wife and he was still obsessed with her. He proceeded to file a bogus lawsuit suit against me claiming that I'd defamed him to a whole host of his professional contacts, none of whom I'd ever met or even heard of. He then wrote this long, lurid set of interrogatory questions asking about my sexual proclivities, finances, all manner of BS, even my childrens' social security numbers. He sent it to my ex-wife, among other people, in hopes of suckering my contacts into telling of my preversions or other information.
His cunning plan was to get me all stressed and twisty and spinning my wheels and spending money on defense counsel (which worked, the shiat-bag), and then drop the suit, leaving me with lawyer bills and public embarrassment. My counsel, however, immediately filed a counter-suit which, in our County, prevented Douche from dropping his suit. His was dismissed with prejudice and I won mine, forcing Douche to pay all the legal bills I'd incurred through his shenanigans.
Good times.
Something tells me he didn't think his cunning plan all the way through. Was he representing himself?
offmymeds
2012-01-30 12:14:53 PM
Kyro
2012-01-30 12:22:11 PM
Rapmaster2000
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I used to live by there years ago and it was a total dump. South Gwinnett County confuses me. Why would you move to the burbs to live in the ghetto? I doubt it's improved in the 12 years since I've left.
Depends on whether or not the Koreans have bought the neighborhood or not. There are areas around Gwinnett mall that are on a very surprising upswing ever since the influx of Korean people/money. I have zero problem with this.
Do you know the way to Mordor
2012-01-30 12:44:22 PM
So you think this bomb guy is a douchbag?
Try THIS:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351937/Immigration-officer-f i red-putting-wife-list-terrorists-stop-flying-home.html#ixzz1CjWaQUMr
Eirik
2012-01-30 12:52:58 PM
The Big Guy?!
Lunaville
2012-01-30 01:10:55 PM
Kyro
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Rapmaster2000: I used to live by there years ago and it was a total dump. South Gwinnett County confuses me. Why would you move to the burbs to live in the ghetto? I doubt it's improved in the 12 years since I've left.
Depends on whether or not the Koreans have bought the neighborhood or not. There are areas around Gwinnett mall that are on a very surprising upswing ever since the influx of Korean people/money. I have zero problem with this.
My hometown had a similar turn around in the eighties. Most of downtown was boarded up. Hong Kong was due to be returned to China. So, this small southern town received an influx of Chinese immigrants. They opened several stores downtown. It completely turned the downtown area around. Now, when I go visit, there is rarely a vacancy in that business district.
AngryJailhouseFistfark
2012-01-30 01:24:20 PM
dv-ous
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AngryJailhouseFistfark: My beloved wife's Ultra-Douche ex-husband is an evil POS and I suspect this mail-bomb gomer was operating out of the same "dirty tricks" playbook.
Cool Story: The Douche learned I was seeing his ex-wife and he was still obsessed with her. He proceeded to file a bogus lawsuit suit against me claiming that I'd defamed him to a whole host of his professional contacts, none of whom I'd ever met or even heard of. He then wrote this long, lurid set of interrogatory questions asking about my sexual proclivities, finances, all manner of BS, even my childrens' social security numbers. He sent it to my ex-wife, among other people, in hopes of suckering my contacts into telling of my preversions or other information.
His cunning plan was to get me all stressed and twisty and spinning my wheels and spending money on defense counsel (which worked, the shiat-bag), and then drop the suit, leaving me with lawyer bills and public embarrassment. My counsel, however, immediately filed a counter-suit which, in our County, prevented Douche from dropping his suit. His was dismissed with prejudice and I won mine, forcing Douche to pay all the legal bills I'd incurred through his shenanigans.
Good times.
Something tells me he didn't think his cunning plan all the way through. Was he representing himself?
He filed the thing himself, simple enough. It's mostly boilerplate stuff. His fiendish plan was to push it as far as he could and then drop it. He had no case and he never intended to have it go to trial so he never hired counsel and he knew nobody would represent him since it was clearly bogus anyway. I forgot to mention: the other piece of it was all the standard back-and-forth two attorneys would have in such a case, all the discovery, etc, he would refuse to respond, forcing my counsel to have to go to Motions (running up my bill), compel him to respond, on and on, and it was all deliberately calculated to drive up my cost and leave me holding the bag when he withdrew the thing. Of course, we had no way of knowing this was his plan and so we couldn't just ignore it lest he get default judgement against me.
He represented himself in our counter-suit. The Judge let him go on and on which shocked my attorney as it was clearly crap. Then we discovered the Judge had nothing else on his docket that day and was letting Douche run on just for the show. He tore Douche a new asshole in his judgement statement. Now the Douche can't file anything against me in this County, ever, without first presenting his evidence to a Judge.
Crotchrocket Slim
2012-01-30 01:44:46 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark
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dv-ous: AngryJailhouseFistfark: My beloved wife's Ultra-Douche ex-husband is an evil POS and I suspect this mail-bomb gomer was operating out of the same "dirty tricks" playbook.
Cool Story: The Douche learned I was seeing his ex-wife and he was still obsessed with her. He proceeded to file a bogus lawsuit suit against me claiming that I'd defamed him to a whole host of his professional contacts, none of whom I'd ever met or even heard of. He then wrote this long, lurid set of interrogatory questions asking about my sexual proclivities, finances, all manner of BS, even my childrens' social security numbers. He sent it to my ex-wife, among other people, in hopes of suckering my contacts into telling of my preversions or other information.
His cunning plan was to get me all stressed and twisty and spinning my wheels and spending money on defense counsel (which worked, the shiat-bag), and then drop the suit, leaving me with lawyer bills and public embarrassment. My counsel, however, immediately filed a counter-suit which, in our County, prevented Douche from dropping his suit. His was dismissed with prejudice and I won mine, forcing Douche to pay all the legal bills I'd incurred through his shenanigans.
Good times.
Something tells me he didn't think his cunning plan all the way through. Was he representing himself?
He filed the thing himself, simple enough. It's mostly boilerplate stuff. His fiendish plan was to push it as far as he could and then drop it. He had no case and he never intended to have it go to trial so he never hired counsel and he knew nobody would represent him since it was clearly bogus anyway. I forgot to mention: the other piece of it was all the standard back-and-forth two attorneys would have in such a case, all the discovery, etc, he would refuse to respond, forcing my counsel to have to go to Motions (running up my bill), compel him to respond, on and on, and it was all deliberately calculated to drive up my cost and leave me holding the ...
Nicely done lawyer pwnage, hope you hired someone expensive :D
brianbankerus
2012-01-31 02:13:43 AM
Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions
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He probably made the biggest mail bomber newbie mistake.
Don't put the correct return address on the package!
/Farking noobs.
But seriously, how
did
they catch him? Surely he left no prints or spit on the envelope. I don't know how they'd approach that.
brianbankerus
2012-01-31 02:14:24 AM
Oh wait, never mind. I think they'd ask all involved to make a list of possible enemies, and when he came up on all of the lists, that was that.
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