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johnsoninca

2012-01-30 10:24:38 AM

Snake Plissken is back, in John Carpenter's "Escape from Nairobi".

kingoomieiii

2012-01-30 10:34:41 AM

I laughed.

hicksfa2

2012-01-30 12:13:34 PM

Ok...that was good. Very smarmy; me likey

Joe Blowme

2012-01-30 12:22:13 PM

Ahhh Islam, is there anything they dont want to blow up?

LeglessDog

2012-01-30 12:22:27 PM

Eh, that one's a bit of a reach to draw a correlation, TROLLmitter.

Mega Steve

2012-01-30 12:22:44 PM

johnsoninca: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x274]
Snake Plissken is back, in John Carpenter's "Escape from Nairobi".

~~Mexican~~ Nigerian standoff?

stuffy

2012-01-30 12:26:08 PM

Just when I think about converting to Islam. This sort of crap happens.

Hector Remarkable

2012-01-30 12:27:05 PM

johnsoninca: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x274]
Snake Plissken is back, in John Carpenter's "Escape from Nairobi".

I heard he was dead.

whenIsayGO

2012-01-30 12:29:40 PM

This Democrat laughed.

lockheed1039

2012-01-30 12:30:28 PM

haz a not-sure-if "Muslim Preacher".

/unless of course 1st Muslim Church of Greenbow, Alabama...member of teh Southern Muslim Convention.
//www.wikigoogleaskbing.calm

SkunkWerks

2012-01-30 12:36:21 PM

Forget Norway?

GameSprocket

2012-01-30 12:36:56 PM

LeglessDog: Eh, that one's a bit of a reach to draw a correlation, TROLLmitter.

Settle down. Sometimes jokes take a little work.

/Not subby

mitchcumstein1

2012-01-30 01:02:26 PM

Joe Blowme: Ahhh Islam, is there anything they dont want to blow up?

Abortion clinics?

TheShavingofOccam123

2012-01-30 01:10:07 PM

Kenyan police on Sunday arrested a Muslim preacher who had been previously arrested but acquitted of the 2002 bombing of an Israeli-owned hotel near Mombasa in which 15 people were killed.

1.bp.blogspot.com

"Pttthhttt. Amateur."

Future PM of Israel Menachem Begin's bombing of the King David Hotel killed 91 and injured 46 in the largest terror attack on record at that time.

Edwardo17

2012-01-30 01:10:54 PM

mitchcumstein1: Joe Blowme: Ahhh Islam, is there anything they dont want to blow up?

Abortion clinics?

Bazinga

mynameisdouglas

2012-01-30 01:27:19 PM

I liked it.

Packersfan823

2012-01-30 01:41:06 PM

Don't worry, I'm sure Gerard Butler can handle himself.

awfulawful

2012-01-30 01:42:00 PM

That's a quality headline.

TappingTheVein

2012-01-30 01:44:44 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Future PM of Israel Menachem Begin's bombing of the King David Hotel killed 91 and injured 46 in the largest terror attack on record at that time

So this israeli hotel was also a military target like the King David hotel and the nice muslim preacher warned in advance about the attack like they did ?

SithLord

2012-01-30 01:46:53 PM

HOTY candidate? I do think so.

AKTurkey

2012-01-30 01:54:47 PM

Don't drop the soap, muslim preacher. I hear they do weird things in African jails.

comedyjuice.com

/like eat ice cream

give me doughnuts

2012-01-30 01:56:21 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Future PM of Israel Menachem Begin's bombing of the King David Hotel killed 91 and injured 46 in the largest terror attack on record at that time.

Pfffft. In Tehran, they call that a quiet Tuesday.

BravadoGT

2012-01-30 02:01:41 PM

TappingTheVein: TheShavingofOccam123: Future PM of Israel Menachem Begin's bombing of the King David Hotel killed 91 and injured 46 in the largest terror attack on record at that time

So this israeli hotel was also a military target like the King David hotel and the nice muslim preacher warned in advance about the attack like they did ?

Shhh! Stop confusing the narrative with facts.

Sgt Otter

2012-01-30 02:02:40 PM

johnsoninca: Snake Plissken is back, in John Carpenter's "Escape from Nairobi".

Niiice. Love that movie.

cubic_spleen

2012-01-30 02:07:05 PM

I chuckled.

/*snerk*

TheShavingofOccam123

2012-01-30 02:09:30 PM

give me doughnuts: TheShavingofOccam123: Future PM of Israel Menachem Begin's bombing of the King David Hotel killed 91 and injured 46 in the largest terror attack on record at that time.

Pfffft. In Tehran, they call that a quiet Tuesday.

Shoot, in LA that's a post-game celebration.

cc_rider

2012-01-30 02:47:54 PM

Even Fartbongo could laugh at that headline. Lighten up, everyone.

maxximillian

2012-01-30 04:17:36 PM

whenIsayGO: This Democrat laughed.

same

OscarTamerz

2012-01-30 06:45:43 PM

Roland searched the continent
For the man who'd done him in
He found him in Mombassa
In a bar room drinkin' Gin

spacebar

2012-01-30 07:56:34 PM

nice one smitty

/lol'd

shinji3i

2012-01-30 10:45:23 PM

OscarTamerz: Roland searched the continent
For the man who'd done him in
He found him in Mombassa
In a bar room drinkin' Gin

Roland aimed his thompson gun
He didint say a wooooooooord
And he BLEW Van Owens boday
From here to Johanessburg

Vertdang

2012-01-31 12:25:25 AM

I laughed as well. Very nice work subby.

Aboleth

2012-01-31 02:37:38 AM

I wonder what level Cleric is he...

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