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johnsoninca
2012-01-30 10:24:38 AM
Snake Plissken is back, in John Carpenter's "Escape from Nairobi".
kingoomieiii
2012-01-30 10:34:41 AM
I laughed.
hicksfa2
2012-01-30 12:13:34 PM
Ok...that was good. Very smarmy; me likey
Joe Blowme
2012-01-30 12:22:13 PM
Ahhh Islam, is there anything they dont want to blow up?
LeglessDog
2012-01-30 12:22:27 PM
Eh, that one's a bit of a reach to draw a correlation, TROLLmitter.
Mega Steve
2012-01-30 12:22:44 PM
johnsoninca
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[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x274]
Snake Plissken is back, in John Carpenter's "Escape from Nairobi".
Mexican
Nigerian standoff?
stuffy
2012-01-30 12:26:08 PM
Just when I think about converting to Islam. This sort of crap happens.
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-30 12:27:05 PM
johnsoninca
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[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x274]
Snake Plissken is back, in John Carpenter's "Escape from Nairobi".
I heard he was dead.
whenIsayGO
2012-01-30 12:29:40 PM
This Democrat laughed.
lockheed1039
2012-01-30 12:30:28 PM
haz a not-sure-if "Muslim Preacher".
/unless of course 1st Muslim Church of Greenbow, Alabama...member of teh Southern Muslim Convention.
//www.wikigoogleaskbing.calm
SkunkWerks
2012-01-30 12:36:21 PM
Forget Norway?
GameSprocket
2012-01-30 12:36:56 PM
LeglessDog
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Eh, that one's a bit of a reach to draw a correlation, TROLLmitter.
Settle down. Sometimes jokes take a little work.
/Not subby
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-30 01:02:26 PM
Joe Blowme
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Ahhh Islam, is there anything they dont want to blow up?
Abortion clinics?
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-30 01:10:07 PM
Kenyan police on Sunday arrested a Muslim preacher who had been previously arrested but acquitted of the 2002 bombing of an Israeli-owned hotel near Mombasa in which 15 people were killed.
"Pttthhttt. Amateur."
Future PM of Israel Menachem Begin's bombing of the King David Hotel killed 91 and injured 46 in the largest terror attack on record at that time.
Edwardo17
2012-01-30 01:10:54 PM
mitchcumstein1
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Joe Blowme: Ahhh Islam, is there anything they dont want to blow up?
Abortion clinics?
Bazinga
mynameisdouglas
2012-01-30 01:27:19 PM
I liked it.
Packersfan823
2012-01-30 01:41:06 PM
Don't worry, I'm sure Gerard Butler can handle himself.
awfulawful
2012-01-30 01:42:00 PM
That's a quality headline.
TappingTheVein
2012-01-30 01:44:44 PM
TheShavingofOccam123
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Future PM of Israel Menachem Begin's bombing of the King David Hotel killed 91 and injured 46 in the largest terror attack on record at that time
So this israeli hotel was also a military target like the King David hotel and the nice muslim preacher warned in advance about the attack like they did ?
SithLord
2012-01-30 01:46:53 PM
HOTY candidate? I do think so.
AKTurkey
2012-01-30 01:54:47 PM
Don't drop the soap, muslim preacher. I hear they do weird things in African jails.
/like eat ice cream
give me doughnuts
2012-01-30 01:56:21 PM
TheShavingofOccam123
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Future PM of Israel Menachem Begin's bombing of the King David Hotel killed 91 and injured 46 in the largest terror attack on record at that time.
Pfffft. In Tehran, they call that a quiet Tuesday.
BravadoGT
2012-01-30 02:01:41 PM
TappingTheVein
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TheShavingofOccam123: Future PM of Israel Menachem Begin's bombing of the King David Hotel killed 91 and injured 46 in the largest terror attack on record at that time
So this israeli hotel was also a military target like the King David hotel and the nice muslim preacher warned in advance about the attack like they did ?
Shhh! Stop confusing the narrative with facts.
Sgt Otter
2012-01-30 02:02:40 PM
johnsoninca
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Snake Plissken is back, in John Carpenter's "Escape from Nairobi".
Niiice. Love that movie.
cubic_spleen
2012-01-30 02:07:05 PM
I chuckled.
/*snerk*
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-30 02:09:30 PM
give me doughnuts
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TheShavingofOccam123: Future PM of Israel Menachem Begin's bombing of the King David Hotel killed 91 and injured 46 in the largest terror attack on record at that time.
Pfffft. In Tehran, they call that a quiet Tuesday.
Shoot, in LA that's a post-game celebration.
cc_rider
2012-01-30 02:47:54 PM
Even Fartbongo could laugh at that headline. Lighten up, everyone.
maxximillian
2012-01-30 04:17:36 PM
whenIsayGO
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This Democrat laughed.
same
OscarTamerz
2012-01-30 06:45:43 PM
Roland searched the continent
For the man who'd done him in
He found him in Mombassa
In a bar room drinkin' Gin
spacebar
2012-01-30 07:56:34 PM
nice one
smitty
/lol'd
shinji3i
2012-01-30 10:45:23 PM
OscarTamerz
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Roland searched the continent
For the man who'd done him in
He found him in Mombassa
In a bar room drinkin' Gin
Roland aimed his thompson gun
He didint say a wooooooooord
And he BLEW Van Owens boday
From here to Johanessburg
Vertdang
2012-01-31 12:25:25 AM
I laughed as well. Very nice work subby.
Aboleth
2012-01-31 02:37:38 AM
I wonder what level Cleric is he...
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