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(Some Guy) Dumbass Protip: when you go to pick up your ten kilogram shipment of cocaine, you should probably wait until you're off duty. And out of your uniform. And not driving your patrol car   (todaysthv.com) divider line 28
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veedeevadeevoodee
2012-01-30 10:21:25 AM
l.yimg.com

You ain't just whistlin' Dixie, neither.
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2012-01-30 11:18:21 AM
so how's that war on drugs working out for y'all? not so good, I think. Maybe its time to rethink our approach?
 
Norv Turner
2012-01-30 11:58:17 AM
COP HATE THREAD!!


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Oznog
2012-01-30 01:39:54 PM
Sounds brilliant to me.

If you get busted, you turn around and "arrest" the seller. Say it's some sort of super-double-plus-secret sting operation.
 
justanotherfarkinfarker
2012-01-30 01:41:14 PM
Actually that would be the best time... unless the feds are making the drop.
 
DavidVincent
2012-01-30 01:42:05 PM
No picture of the officer?
He must be black.

yep.

www.abc24.com
 
BurnShrike
2012-01-30 01:44:19 PM
Cops buy drugs? Don't they just confiscate evidence from the field and use that instead?
 
BalugaJoe
2012-01-30 01:52:28 PM
Did he work at the UN?
 
wotthefark
2012-01-30 01:53:38 PM
Clearly he was undercover and it was all just a misunderstanding.
 
EdNortonsTwin
2012-01-30 01:55:49 PM
Hey, he's a capitalist trying to make a living with today's high cost of living. Why do you hate freedom subby?
 
Noxious1
2012-01-30 02:02:58 PM
Cops are the good guys, so he'll probably have the charges dropped & receive a medal for getting those drugs off the streets.
As opposed to the 25 years in a federal prison any of us would get.
 
punkhippie
2012-01-30 02:04:21 PM
He must have ticked off someone in his department pretty badly. Feds get a tip and an easy arrest.
 
jacksterp
2012-01-30 02:04:25 PM
At least he is still getting paid.
 
I_ROUTE
2012-01-30 02:16:14 PM
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Thray
2012-01-30 02:17:21 PM
Somebody forgot his scramble suit.
 
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-30 02:19:15 PM
Three kilograms?He'll get off with a warning.
 
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR
2012-01-30 02:21:34 PM
DavidVincent: No picture of the officer? He got caught, and it wasn't swept under the rug?
He must be black.

yep.

[www.abc24.com image 280x280]

ftfy
 
hestheone
2012-01-30 02:27:10 PM
Meh. Sting operation....he was set up...it's a case of mistaken identity...he thought he was in Hawaii buying Poke not Coke...he thought it was his taser...it looked like a weapon....they wouldn't have been running if there were not guilty....
 
walrusonion
2012-01-30 02:32:46 PM
Cop, eh? Drug Shipment, eh?

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SWEAR TO MEEEEEE!!
 
Brunette Farkette
2012-01-30 02:38:32 PM
The picture in the article was so helpful.
 
StoneColdAtheist
2012-01-30 02:52:02 PM
He faces life in prison if convicted? Whoa, dude. That's bad news...for the good citizens of Tennessee, who will have to cough up three-quarters of a million dollars* to incarcerate this guy for attempting to buy 22 pounds of plant residue?

* - $45/day for the next 45 years
 
shiattynick
2012-01-30 03:28:44 PM
Was this his kickback? What kind of dealer sells to a uniformed cop?
I'm gonna go with the guy pissed someone off theory offered above, or he was just too stupid to be allowed in on the deal anymore; but if that's the case, why would they let him live so that he can finger the rest of them? Has to be the first scenario.
 
PaLarkin
2012-01-30 03:41:54 PM
shiattynick: What kind of dealer sells to a uniformed cop?

A dealer who knows he's a crooked cop. My guess is the dealer and the cop have done business before.
 
OneGungHoSOB
2012-01-30 05:21:07 PM
Brunette Farkette: The picture in the article was so helpful.

Made my mouth water, anyways...
 
OneGungHoSOB
2012-01-30 05:23:44 PM
He would have been better off breaking into someones home and shooting the whole family... Murderous rampage? OK! Drugs? JAIL TIME!
 
StoneColdAtheist
2012-01-30 05:48:43 PM
PaLarkin: shiattynick: What kind of dealer sells to a uniformed cop?

A dealer who knows he's a crooked cop. My guess is the dealer and the cop have done business before.

Sad, but no doubt true.
 
KrispyKritter
2012-01-30 05:51:01 PM
this has michael, sam and fiona written all over it. the department is going to spin this like dorothy in the wizard of oz but you know who still won't have his job back.
 
brianbankerus
2012-01-31 02:18:46 AM
Weaver95: so how's that war on drugs working out for y'all? not so good, I think. Maybe its time to rethink our approach?

Exactly. We have to redouble our efforts. Life sentences for possession of only certain drugs, even in very small quantities.

/and tiny Earthican flags for others.
 
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