FlashHarry: "pro-abortion" lol. i don't know a single person who is "pro-abortion." and i know a lot of pro-life people.

That's how liberal Mitt Romney is. He'll demand that you have abortions.

Remember: A vote for Romney is a vote for four more years of Obama.

I'm pro-abortion and pro-life, because I believe life starts when you're an aborted fetus.

want the nut-vote?

tell 'em the other guy will threaten theyz guns

Sock Ruh Tease: I'm pro-abortion and pro-life, because I believe life starts when you're an aborted fetus.

I'm pro gun rights for fetuses. Let them defend themselves.

Postpartum Abortions for all!

Question: Would Newt be for taxes on abortions?

I like to think of it this way. Like there's a nonzero chance of every fetus being gay, there's a nonzero chance of every fetus being a terrorist, or worse a lieberal lamestream MSM media dimorat.

I like to think of it as extra-extraordinary rendition.

You'd almost think the Dems had a mind control chip in Newt's head and were using him for their own benefit. By the time Romney comes out of the primary, he's going to be so banged up, only a total economic collapse could remove Obama.

The GOP candidate that picks Sarah Palin for VP ensures their victory in 2012.

Go on, one of you. Do it.

Diogenes: Guidette Frankentits: Question: Would Newt be for taxes on abortions?

We've warned you about dividing by zero.

Would RON PAUL have a favorable view on For-Profit prisons?

This is the Say Anything primary.

How many of you saw the start of the article as LULZ, Fla.?

FlashHarry: "pro-abortion" lol. i don't know a single person who is "pro-abortion." and i know a lot of pro-life people.

You mean anti-choice. There is not a single creature on earth that is pro-life. Something must die in order for something else to survive.

I'm so sick of the liberal mainstream drive-by MSM media trying to destroy the GOP from within.

Note to self: buy moar Orville Redenbacher stock

Newt is floundering. I thought the predictions that Gingrich was going to bomb of his own accord were false, or exaggerated. Nope. Right out of the gate he starts laying into people with rhetoric so old and transparent that one imagines Gingrich was asleep during the entire Dubya Administration and missing the lessons of 2006 and 2008 when it comes to Democratic anger and rebuttal to nearly all of this childish blather.

Ha! That's brilliantly retarded! Newt's really going for it.

I can haz Novembur yet?

Sock Ruh Tease: The GOP candidate that picks Sarah Palin for VP ensures their victory in 2012.

Go on, one of you. Do it.

You're about four weeks late. (new window)

Arkanaut: This is the Say Anything primary.

Redundant.

Your post is.

Trying to go even more negative, talking about moon bases - yep, I'm sure Newt is losing this one. He'll be giving his "My campaign is suspended while I discuss my future with my staff and consult my God," speech in a few weeks.

FFS nobody is pro-abortion.

Outrageous Muff: FlashHarry: "pro-abortion" lol. i don't know a single person who is "pro-abortion." and i know a lot of pro-life people.

That's how liberal Mitt Romney is. He'll demand that you have abortions.

Remember: A vote for Romney is a vote for four more years of Obama.

four years ago, my niece, who was twelve at the time, told me that Obama was going to make her have an abortion (this obviously from her ultra conservative parents). I told her that she would have to get pregnant first and that better not happen. She just looked at me befuddled.

Conservatives are nuts.

ABQGOD: FFS nobody is pro-abortion.

To those who argue that nobody is pro-abortion: Have you never heard of China? At the height of the one child policy, I'm not sure how you could describe the official state policy as anything but pro-abortion for anything after the first child.

I'm happy to live in Canada, where we have no abortion law at all. Its left up to the woman and her doctor. I consider Canada's truly pro-choice position it to be the happy medium between the "pro-life" position, and China's pro-abortion position.

So it's like win-win for liberals if it's Romney vs Obama for the kingship of the USians?

And the implosion continues.

This is fun to watch.

i just can't get over how terrified the establishment is of Newt. I love him just because he scares insider washington so badly. also he's kind of a badass -- screws who he wants when he wants, and comes out of it smelling like a rose. you have to admire that kind of skill.

don't hate the player -- hate the game.

jackthezomber: screws who he wants when he wants, and comes out of it smelling like a rose

What roses are you smelling?

Could Newt Gingrich propose a tax hike so job-creating that even he himself couldn't oppose it?

jackthezomber: i just can't get over how terrified the establishment is of Newt. I love him just because he scares insider washington so badly. also he's kind of a badass -- screws who he wants when he wants, and comes out of it smelling like a rose. you have to admire that kind of skill.

don't hate the player -- hate the game.


Agreed. I mean, this dude came out of nowhere to capture the imagination of the American voter who's sick of the Washington Establishment ruining our great country. I can't think of a better person to finally give DC a fresh perspective on politics.

Lord_Baull: jackthezomber: i just can't get over how terrified the establishment is of Newt. I love him just because he scares insider washington so badly. also he's kind of a badass -- screws who he wants when he wants, and comes out of it smelling like a rose. you have to admire that kind of skill.

don't hate the player -- hate the game.


Agreed. I mean, this dude came out of nowhere to capture the imagination of the American voter who's sick of the Washington Establishment ruining our great country. I can't think of a better person to finally give DC a fresh perspective on politics.

Praise JEBUS! Finally, another Newt supporter on Fark. What is with this place? No one likes Newt here. Plenty of Paulbots and Obamanations, though.

Lost Thought 00: Postpartum Abortions for all!

Only if you download illegally.

Diogenes: jackthezomber: i just can't get over how terrified the establishment is of Newt. I love him just because he scares insider washington so badly. also he's kind of a badass -- screws who he wants when he wants, and comes out of it smelling like a rose. you have to admire that kind of skill.

don't hate the player -- hate the game.

To be a Newt successfully, you'd have to strip yourself of every molecule of self-awareness. Not a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the lulz.

You think he's not deeply introspective? I think he would have to be, in order to be so well-spoken and insightful about the nation and its politics.

jackthezomber: i just can't get over how terrified the establishment is of Newt.

They are afraid he will not just lose the presidential race but poison the well for those republicans running for seats.

Arkanaut: This is the Say Anything primary.

Can't wait to see this outside the convention:

If all these social concern lobbies were so powerful, they would have bought off Newt ages ago.

Headso: jackthezomber: i just can't get over how terrified the establishment is of Newt.

They are afraid he will not just lose the presidential race but poison the well for those republicans running for seats.

or they're afraid he'll finally wake up the republican party and get them out to do their true heart's desire.

jackthezomber: Lord_Baull: jackthezomber: i just can't get over how terrified the establishment is of Newt. I love him just because he scares insider washington so badly. also he's kind of a badass -- screws who he wants when he wants, and comes out of it smelling like a rose. you have to admire that kind of skill.

don't hate the player -- hate the game.


Agreed. I mean, this dude came out of nowhere to capture the imagination of the American voter who's sick of the Washington Establishment ruining our great country. I can't think of a better person to finally give DC a fresh perspective on politics.

Praise JEBUS! Finally, another Newt supporter on Fark. What is with this place? No one likes Newt here. Plenty of Paulbots and Obamanations, though.


They just don't realize how "politics as usual" is what Newt is fighting against. Who can't agree with that?? Don't blame them, pity them.