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(TechEBlog) Amusing Yeah, that COULD be the coolest Diablo costume ever... Or it could doom the wearer to a lifetime of virginity   (techeblog.com) divider line 36
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2012-01-30 07:53:29 AM
Why does it have to be an either/or proposition? Why can't it be both?
 
2012-01-30 08:01:22 AM
Depends. Is the person male or female. Clicks link. Virginity

Unless he can turn that ability in a multimillion job in the FX trade.
 
2012-01-30 08:37:35 AM
His mom's house seems nice.
 
2012-01-30 08:39:57 AM
starwolf256: His mom's house seems nice.

I bet she's always got a plate of cookies ready for Josh's friends, should they ever show up.
 
2012-01-30 08:45:39 AM
Pretty impressive, really - especially if he really did it in two weeks.
 
2012-01-30 08:53:38 AM
I bet he meant to roll it out at Blizzcon this year. Joke's on him.
 
2012-01-30 08:57:44 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Depends. Is the person male or female. Clicks link. Virginity

Unless he can turn that ability in a multimillion job in the FX trade.


Nah, all he has to do is drag that bad boy to some fantasy or sci-fi cons, it will get him laid if he is not a complete farking social retard. I
 
2012-01-30 09:00:02 AM
Slaves2Darkness: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Depends. Is the person male or female. Clicks link. Virginity

Unless he can turn that ability in a multimillion job in the FX trade.

Nah, all he has to do is drag that bad boy to some fantasy or sci-fi cons, it will get him laid if he is not a complete farking social retard. I


So...like subby was saying...
 
2012-01-30 09:09:23 AM
jso2897: Pretty impressive, really - especially if he really did it in two weeks.

If people like the costume it will take him at least another 15 years to come out with another.
 
2012-01-30 09:14:40 AM
i kept waiting for one of his neighbors to come after him with a shotgun.
 
2012-01-30 09:15:51 AM
jbtilley: jso2897: Pretty impressive, really - especially if he really did it in two weeks.

If people like the costume it will take him at least another 15 years to come out with another.


Since the acquisition by Activision, I've lost the ability to give them money, especially since they lost the ability to make good games.
 
2012-01-30 09:20:43 AM
jbtilley: If people like the costume it will take him at least another 15 years to come out with another.

Actually, only 4 years for the next one. Then he will tease about making a third one. During this time, he will merge with a producer, who will advise him that he should only release the torso to start off with, and then release other parts of the costume at the same price, over a span of 6 years.

Also, you can only wear the costume if you call up somebody and have them come over to verify that the costume is not a rip off, and have that person follow you around so you don't modify it, even if you just want to wear it in your own house by yourself and not with other people.
 
2012-01-30 09:23:31 AM
That must be a complete goldmine on Halloween.

You know, knock on the door, terrorize the inhabitants, steal ALL the candy while they're gibbering insanely in the cellar and eating their own excrement.

PROFIT!
 
2012-01-30 09:24:14 AM
Wow, that costume looks cumbersome... how was he able to climb the basement stairs to get out of the house?
 
2012-01-30 09:27:03 AM
Looks like my mother-in-law, but it also reminded me of this:

www.dreadcentral.com
 
2012-01-30 09:28:33 AM
this is the finest Diablo outfit ever....


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2012-01-30 09:35:25 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Purple monkey dishwasher

I opened the thread hoping you'd be here. Thank you for brightening up my monday morning.
 
2012-01-30 09:37:05 AM
He may be doomed to a lifetime of virginity because he's stuck in it.
 
2012-01-30 09:48:51 AM
I see all these awesome Iron Man, Master Chief, Predator, etc costumes and wonder why nobody has made a decent HEV suit from Half-Life yet. Somewhat surprising given that it's one of the most popular games of all time.
 
2012-01-30 09:49:03 AM
IrateShadow: I bet he meant to roll it out at Blizzcon this year. Joke's on him.

Over and out
 
2012-01-30 10:12:01 AM
eh, plenty of cute Geek girls out there if you know where to find them. College, surprisingly, is a good place to look. Just stay out of the communication and journalism wing.

I was amused that it was dubbed with music from God of War. Diablo music suck that bad?
 
2012-01-30 10:21:00 AM
I'll bet there are many geek chicks (hawt) that would beg for the war hammer to go beyond the dark portal into the tides of darkness and unleash a reign of chaos like a titan over that costume.
 
2012-01-30 12:07:22 PM
I've never made a costume that cool and I'll never get laid.

It's not your hobby but your social retardation that leads you to get a soul-consuming hobby that grants you eternal virginity.
 
2012-01-30 12:09:04 PM
TyrantII: eh, plenty of cute Geek girls out there if you know where to find them. College, surprisingly, is a good place to look.

Geek girls hate geek boys almost as much as non-geek girls.
 
2012-01-30 12:29:05 PM
Eternal Virgin: TyrantII: eh, plenty of cute Geek girls out there if you know where to find them. College, surprisingly, is a good place to look.

Geek girls hate geek boys almost as much as non-geek girls.


Maybe back in the day.

They hate nerds. Sorry nerds!

Geek boys and hipsters are their MO. MMA tards if they like getting drugged out every night. The 21st century really has been the rise of the geek in pop culture and lifestyle. It's not so bad being a geek anymore, and if you can blends that with confidence, you're gold.
 
2012-01-30 01:15:05 PM
Stupid subby! He was doomed to a lifetime of virginity before he even put the costume on.
 
2012-01-30 01:24:43 PM
I'll assume he's showing it off because Blizzcon was cancelled this year and he didn't want to wait until 2013.
 
2012-01-30 01:30:47 PM
nyseattitude: I'll bet there are many geek chicks (hawt) that would beg for the war hammer to go beyond the dark portal into the tides of darkness and unleash a reign of chaos like a titan over that costume.

Sounds like a precursor to a brood war
 
2012-01-30 02:49:49 PM
wow this thread was disappointing
 
2012-01-30 03:20:38 PM
Geek boys and hipsters are their MO. MMA tards if they like getting drugged out every night. The 21st century really has been the rise of the geek in pop culture and lifestyle. It's not so bad being a geek anymore, and if you can blends that with confidence, you're gold.

I live in Miami, we don't do hipster or geek here.
 
2012-01-30 03:42:48 PM
Try wearing that at the beach and you'd find yourself in a pot of boiling water in nothing flat.
 
2012-01-30 07:20:27 PM
Cute shoes. Do they come in a low pump? Heels that high kill my arches.
 
2012-01-30 08:57:18 PM
Having been to every Blizzcon event.. if you have even a halfway decent costume.. you a. Have every attractive girl asking you to take a photo with them (it's a girl thing.. I don't get it either, they take like 10 times the photos guys do), and b. get invited to pretty much every good after party at the event. It multiples your chance to get laid by about 100 fold.
 
2012-01-30 10:09:22 PM
I'd hit it.
 
2012-01-30 10:13:36 PM
Belatryx: I'd hit it.

With a +2 holy mace?
 
2012-01-31 08:59:17 AM
PsyLord: With a +2 holy mace?

With my Unique Dirk: The Diggler (new window)
 
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