Newt should be worried after promising his mob buddy billionaire he would go to war with Iran and taking over 11 million from him.

$600,000 in the campaign account. $5 million in the SuperPAC account. Yeah, he's hurting so much.

Too bad his base hates poor people.

It's about time for Discovery, History and The Learning Channels to go into 24/7 Holocuaust/Hitler coverage again, isn't it?

"As fast as we've raised it, we're spending it," Gingrich said in an interview yesterday.

This is the guy we need as President to reign in the budget deficit!

Was that the timer going off for the bread in the oven? Must be done - he's TOAST.

He was never serious about the run....he just fell into the role of leading Angry Repub because the other angry repubs were even stupider. We won't have long to wait for him to have a new book, and a new contract on FauxNews.

He'll unroll a campaign favorite next week. Gingrich Farts in a Can in the $5, $10, and $100 size. The $5 size is flimsy and leaks while the $100 is encased in steel and cannot be opened.

Outrageous Muff: $600,000 in the campaign account. $5 million in the SuperPAC account. Yeah, he's hurting so much.

But he has no control nor involvement with the SuperPac.

Wyalt Derp: "As fast as we've raised it, we're spending it," Gingrich said in an interview yesterday.

This is the guy we need as President to reign in the budget deficit!

He's just trying to fundamentally undermine the Romney candidacy by causing them to spend themselves into oblivion. It's just taking the Reagan model used against the soviets into the 21st century and applying learnings to the political system. It's fundamentally changing the paradigm of campaigning. This is fundamental.

Saiga410: Outrageous Muff: $600,000 in the campaign account. $5 million in the SuperPAC account. Yeah, he's hurting so much.

But he has no control nor involvement with the SuperPac.

Aww, aren't you cute?! *pats on head*

In other news, Newt Gingrich's chest is finally going down.

Saiga410: Outrageous Muff: $600,000 in the campaign account. $5 million in the SuperPAC account. Yeah, he's hurting so much.

But he has no control nor involvement with the SuperPac.

I can't wait to see what Jon Stewart unleashes on Newt with his SuperPAC. He was majorly dissapointed in John King for pussying out in the debate.

It must be nice to have a sugardaddy. Where can I get one? I'm a fat pompous middle-aged man that thinks everyone should listen to my ideas. And when the doors are closed, I'm not too proud...*wink wink*.

Well I already said it in another thread:

Trying to go even more negative, talking about moon bases - yep, I'm sure Newt is losing this one. He'll be giving his "My campaign is suspended while I discuss my future with my staff and consult my God," speech in a few weeks.

Now add, "Newt's being outspent 5 to 1" to the rest of that, and you'll have one Canis Noir crying in his Cheerios pretty soon.

There must be SOMEPLACE that Newt can go to get more money?

Anyone?

ANYONE?

Party Boy: TheShavingofOccam123: B...b...b...but Newt Gingrich is a man of the people!!1!


/Actually, considering his fascination with putting his penis in other women's mouths, he is a man of the peehole

Hershey Highway Patrol: TheShavingofOccam123: B...b...b...but Newt Gingrich is a man of the people!!1!


/Actually, considering his fascination with putting his penis in other women's mouths, he is a man of the peehole

Wouldn't the be pie hole?

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Is it bad that I can recognize that at a glance?

DeltaPunch: Dear Newt,

It's pronounced WAH-shington, not WHAR-shington. You dolt.

Love,
DP

He was born in central PA. It's sadly Warshington for a lot of them. He's practically a Shamokinite.

Darnit, I was hoping for a bit more from Gingrich after his South Carolina win. But he did badly in the Florida debates (Romney's new debate coach is keeping him fired up), and he's being vastly outspent. Too bad Santorum is still in the race too, soaking up some of the anti-Romney/anti-Paul conservative votes that otherwise would have gone to Gingrich.

I'm pretty sure Obama wins, and wins big, against Romney, but against Gingrich it would be a 100% certain thing, plus Obama/Gingrich debates would be full of lulz while Obama/Romney debates will be snoresville.

Outrageous Muff: $600,000 in the campaign account. $5 million in the SuperPAC account. Yeah, he's hurting so much.


Sounds like ol' Newt could use some help "converting" some of that SuperPAC money to his "campaign account".

My fees are reasonable.

As long as he doesn't cancel breakfast, he'll be happy.

That's what happens when you order 2000 fried grouper sandwiches, 4000 mojitos and a prospective wife no. 4.

Clearly, Newt's campaign is sick and running out of money. Time to abandon this one for another a younger better looking campaign with fake titties.

"Oh, Sheldon, I need a few million more so I can keep attacking the other guy for being too rich."

And Santorum should be dropping out of the race as well. Looks like it's Romney vs. Paul.

As the conservative mass seppuku continues.......

When he's down to $38,000, he can throw a party for his supporters at the grand ballroom.

/Brewster's Millions!
//None of the Above!