Oh subby. This sad Ravens fan chuckled.

How many feet in shoes are they up to now? Seems like one washes up in BC every couple of months.

Something's afoot.

My fiancee's in Canada. Should I be worried?

/ She still has all eleven feet, so these others can't be hers.

// I'm just sayin', the guy might get greedy.

Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door

dennilfloss: Something's missing afoot.

FTFY

Wow. That's 47 feet in a five year span.

Holy shiat. Epic serial killer is totally serial. :(

Look at the last line of that article and tell me the paper doesn't know more than they are letting on. It's got to be an alien conspiracy!

Rex Ryan unavailable for comment.

mc_madness: Wow. That's 47 feet in a five year span.

Holy shiat. Epic serial killer is totally serial. :(

wow is it that many? thats batshiat crazy right there.

Heck, stick 'em back in the water and let it float to China. I'm sure they would make some sort of soup out of it.

It couldn't be a serial killer. That would be like 23-47 missing persons. In this day and age it is really hard to get those kind of numbers for long. The most likely culprit is a mortician. Most of the prepared cadavers are only shown from the chest up. This sicko is probably hacking off feet for a perverse sexual thrill and then dumping them in either a small outlet (off say a bridge) or a pier.

Franco: It couldn't be a serial killer. That would be like 23-47 missing persons. In this day and age it is really hard to get those kind of numbers for long. The most likely culprit is a mortician. Most of the prepared cadavers are only shown from the chest up. This sicko is probably hacking off feet for a perverse sexual thrill and then dumping them in either a small outlet (off say a bridge) or a pier.

and hes sticking the feet into various different shoes? you think he would take the time to do that?
i dont think it would be hard for a serial killer to be around now adays. how many serial killers do they say
are running around the US at any particular time?

Here's what I don't get about missed kicks (and as a FSU alumnus I've seen a few) Why does one kicker get so much blame given that if the rest of the team did their jobs they wouldn't have needed the kicker anyway? What about the dude the dropped the pass in the end zone? What about the QB for not finishing the drive with a TD? Just curious I guess. If the kicker is that much more important maybe he should be making more than the QB.

Just wondering.
/I used to listen to Adam Sandler's song The Lonsome Kicker a lot.

*Snert*

/sad ravens fan is sad

Paris1127: Franco: It couldn't be a serial killer. That would be like 23-47 missing persons. In this day and age it is really hard to get those kind of numbers for long. The most likely culprit is a mortician. Most of the prepared cadavers are only shown from the chest up. This sicko is probably hacking off feet for a perverse sexual thrill and then dumping them in either a small outlet (off say a bridge) or a pier.

This is Vancouver---Willie Pickton almost got away with murdering 60 women. Unlikely? Yes. Impossible? No. But these feet aren't the work of a serial killer or mortician; I saw a documentary on NatGeo, which attributed the BC Feet to bodies in the water decomposing and the feet breaking off. The seemingly large number is due to the publicity they've been getting---now everyone's looking for severed feet on the beach.

ok well bodies from where?

Why is this not bigger news? This is nuts.

Ravens fan, but I LOLed.

+1 subby. This Ravens fan chuckled heartily !


// Thanks to teto85 for a month of Totalfark !

mc_madness: Wow. That's 47 feet in a five year span.


That's actually not very fast.

bgddy24601: SkerriNinja: Oh subby. This sad Ravens fan chuckled.

This one too.

/on the plus side, I'll have more free time next Sunday
//sob

Bright side? The Steelers aren't there, either.

Paris1127: Franco: It couldn't be a serial killer. That would be like 23-47 missing persons. In this day and age it is really hard to get those kind of numbers for long. The most likely culprit is a mortician. Most of the prepared cadavers are only shown from the chest up. This sicko is probably hacking off feet for a perverse sexual thrill and then dumping them in either a small outlet (off say a bridge) or a pier.

This is Vancouver---Willie Pickton almost got away with murdering 60 women. Unlikely? Yes. Impossible? No. But these feet aren't the work of a serial killer or mortician; I saw a documentary on NatGeo, which attributed the BC Feet to bodies in the water decomposing and the feet breaking off. The seemingly large number is due to the publicity they've been getting---now everyone's looking for severed feet on the beach.

I don't get your logic. Just because "everyone's looking for severed feet on the beach" now doesn't mean that they are going to find them - but they are. I can go to a beach and look for severed feet all day, but I'm probably not going to find one. It's not like severed feet are a normal thing to find on a beach (outside of, say, Mexico). Are you saying that it's not a serial killer if no one finds the feet?

And the "seemingly large number" due to "publicity?"

Seriously?

No, dude, it's not publicity.. The large number of severed feet is due solely (pun intended) to the LARGE NUMBER OF SEVERED FEET.

Catch needs to learn how to clean up after himself, stop leaving the crumbs around.

The most likely culprit is a mortician tsunami.

FTFY. And only the lightest, surface floats have yet shown up on the West Coast from the Japanese tsunami of a year ago. So this will be a continuing story for years.

Omnivorous: The most likely culprit is a mortician tsunami.

FTFY. And only the lightest, surface floats have yet shown up on the West Coast from the Japanese tsunami of a year ago. So this will be a continuing story for years.

i think this has been going on way before the tsunami

Most of the feet are found in sneakers. Sneakers/ athletic shoes are very buoyant. I'm betting that many of these bodies are suicides and years later, the leg rots away and the sneaker - with the foot still inside - pops up and floats ashore.

Elementary my dear Watson. Elementary.

Someone in the mob has the whole concept of "cement overshoes" backwards?

Everyone attributing this to natural means has yet to explain why they only seem to pop up in Vancouver. Am I just missing the news for the entire west coast? I'd love to hear those statistics. Perhaps they're the same. But if they're not, why not?

mortimer_ford: mc_madness: Wow. That's 47 feet in a five year span.


That's actually not very fast.

I dunno, seems pretty significant to me. How many feet have washed up on your city's beaches in the last five years?

I wonder how many "feet in the shoes" will wash ashore on the West Coast when the post earthquake surge from Japan finally hits.

/Bet it will be a lot.
//Creepy story is creepy.

My First thought has always been "illegals" on a shipping boat. container falls off at sea with 30-40 of em or even killed on the boat and the "mule" money kept.

Too soon.

/go Giants?
//or anyone who's playing the patriots
///or the steelers

El Pelon: Why is this not bigger news? This is nuts.

Because they are feet. If they were nuts, it would be a bigger story. If men's testicles were washing ashore in Vancouver it would be a massive story. We know that there are no men with any balls in Vancouver so they would obviously be outsiders.

Visit Vancouver, were footloose and fancy free..

/this message brought to you by the Vancouver Board of Tourism.

Quick check on Google news, looks like this one was a seal . . .

Linky (new window)

No, not one of these



Or this one



but the other kind.

Still can't figure out why one would be wearing hiking boots though. Maybe seals have a thing for dressing like humans? Kind of the seal version of a Furry?

fortean chicken: Most of the feet are found in sneakers. Sneakers/ athletic shoes are very buoyant. I'm betting that many of these bodies are suicides and years later, the leg rots away and the sneaker - with the foot still inside - pops up and floats ashore.

Elementary my dear Watson. Elementary.

Bingo. All of the positively identified remains thus far belong to suicide 'victims'

Pfft, football. The Blast is still playing.

/Used to live near there
//THAT's a place to find body parts lying around

platedlizard: How many feet in shoes are they up to now? Seems like one washes up in BC every couple of months.

It's the new Japanese invasion one foot at a time.

/seriously though earthquake victim parts aren't all that funny.

sparkeyjames: platedlizard: How many feet in shoes are they up to now? Seems like one washes up in BC every couple of months.

It's the new Japanese invasion one foot at a time.

/seriously though earthquake victim parts aren't all that funny.

This has been going on for at least a couple years that I know of. The tsunami victims don't start arriving until next year, iirc.

This has been going on for at least a couple years that I know of. The tsunami victims don't start arriving until next year, iirc.

The feet started showing up after the tsunami started near Banda Aceh of 2004. It has been one of the best theories, as many of the athletic sneakers were only sold in SE Asia.