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(UPI) Dumbass If you break into the CNN newsroom, it's probably best not to use their computers to check your Facebook status   (upi.com) divider line 38
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2012-01-30 08:20:45 AM
Hey, ma! I'm gonna be on the T.V.!
 
2012-01-30 08:21:51 AM
Corrupts children. Destroys marriages. Ruins reputations.

What's so good about Facebook again?
 
2012-01-30 08:24:03 AM
no time to tweet about your latest B & E?
 
2012-01-30 08:24:13 AM
And the icing on the cake of their heist was to screw with some graphics files of maps of the UK
 
2012-01-30 08:28:16 AM
Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings: And the icing on the cake of their heist was to screw with some graphics files of maps of the UK

nicely done
 
2012-01-30 08:30:50 AM
Rick Kalister: Corrupts children. Destroys marriages. Ruins reputations.

What's so good about Facebook again?


Weeds out the idiots...
 
2012-01-30 08:33:46 AM
I can't fathom the idiot that can't go .7 seconds without checking what sort of irrelevant garbage one of their 500 "friends" is doing.
 
2012-01-30 08:37:13 AM
Fade2black: I can't fathom the idiot that can't go .7 seconds without checking what sort of irrelevant garbage one of their 500 "friends" is doing.

F5 F5 F5!
 
2012-01-30 08:41:45 AM
Why isn't CNN covering this story?
 
2012-01-30 08:47:33 AM
OlieFan37; Can't look out the window and see it.
 
2012-01-30 08:49:55 AM
Secure area newsroom. Hmm.
 
2012-01-30 08:58:59 AM
OlieFan37: Why isn't CNN covering this story?

i780.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-30 09:00:22 AM
OlieFan37
Why isn't CNN covering this story?
because they found it cheaper to manufacture stories in-house
 
2012-01-30 09:03:33 AM
Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings: And the icing on the cake of their heist was to screw with some graphics files of maps of the UK

+1 for the comment, +42 for the username.
 
2012-01-30 09:05:03 AM
Rick Kalister: Corrupts children. Destroys marriages. Ruins reputations.

What's so good about Facebook again?


I hear that my wife is addicted to those facebook games. It is like an addiction there is no winning and no challenge it's just mindless clicking. It actually lowers my opinion of her somewhat.
 
2012-01-30 09:05:24 AM
jmadisonbiii: OlieFan37: Why isn't CNN covering this story?

[i780.photobucket.com image 640x357]


/Not really
 
2012-01-30 09:06:53 AM
FACEBOOK IS THE CHARLES DARWIN OF MODERN SOCIETY.
 
2012-01-30 09:09:37 AM
Wonder why I didn't see this on CNN this morning?
 
2012-01-30 09:10:43 AM
Justin Case: Wonder why I didn't see this on CNN this morning?

Reporting would likely have been involved, so CNN skipped it.
 
2012-01-30 09:24:47 AM
On the plus side, "Aldayne Fearon" would be a great band name.
 
2012-01-30 09:31:22 AM
If I ever obtain the username/password of someone I despise I'm going to burglarize a home and, while inside, log into facebook using their name and password and leave it logged in.
 
2012-01-30 09:40:23 AM
Egoy3k: Rick Kalister: Corrupts children. Destroys marriages. Ruins reputations.

What's so good about Facebook again?

I hear that my wife is addicted to those facebook games. It is like an addiction there is no winning and no challenge it's just mindless clicking. It actually lowers my opinion of her somewhat.


You should beat her mercilessly.
 
2012-01-30 09:43:52 AM
Egoy3k: Rick Kalister: Corrupts children. Destroys marriages. Ruins reputations.

What's so good about Facebook again?

I hear that my wife is addicted to those facebook games. It is like an addiction there is no winning and no challenge it's just mindless clicking. It actually lowers my opinion of her somewhat.


When Mafia Wars first started out on MySpace you actually had to organize somewhat so you could attack and loot other specific players. It was basically training you to stalk and creep the profiles of strangers. It soon deteriorated into mindless grinding. The only "social network" game I've played since are various forms of poker.
 
2012-01-30 09:45:10 AM
Rick Kalister:

You should beat her mercilessly.


Yes. Just listen to your heart.
 
2012-01-30 09:59:05 AM
Jokes on them, I checked another persons Facebook status to make it look like I was checking my own.
 
2012-01-30 10:03:38 AM
Rick Kalister: Egoy3k: Rick Kalister: Corrupts children. Destroys marriages. Ruins reputations.

What's so good about Facebook again?

I hear that my wife is addicted to those facebook games. It is like an addiction there is no winning and no challenge it's just mindless clicking. It actually lowers my opinion of her somewhat.

You should beat her mercilessly.


And post about it on Facebook.
 
2012-01-30 10:04:32 AM
Rick Kalister: Corrupts children. Destroys marriages. Ruins reputations.

What's so good about Facebook CNN again?


Seriously, is CNN now outsourced to a back water village off the South China sea? No one but a security guard for a 24/7 operation. Of course, the breakin was actually discovered on Facebook. The detail about the guard was inserted to pretend the building had any employees.
 
2012-01-30 10:18:53 AM
"if these two boys where sex cases their faces would not be allowed to be seen in england and i think shame on you!"
 
2012-01-30 10:29:15 AM
"...check your Facebook status."

because it changes on its own? Your status is auto-updated by your mood chip?

/oh no, I wasn't supposed to mention the mood chip
 
2012-01-30 10:33:31 AM
Plain Brown Rapper: "...check your Facebook status."

because it changes on its own? Your status is auto-updated by your mood chip?

/oh no, I wasn't supposed to mention the mood chip


YOU DONT HAVE TO "CHECK" SOMETHING BECAUSE IT CHANGES.

I "CHECK" MY EMAIL ALL TEH TIME>!!!
 
2012-01-30 10:43:18 AM
www.upi.com

Why are they both tilted?
 
2012-01-30 10:54:21 AM
Grables'Daughter: [www.upi.com image 300x249]

Why are they both tilted?


everybody knows CNN leans to the left
 
2012-01-30 11:57:31 AM
zabbers: Grables'Daughter: [www.upi.com image 300x249]

Why are they both tilted?

everybody knows CNN leans to the left


You should be recognized for this wit.
 
2012-01-30 12:04:17 PM
nickerj1: If I ever obtain the username/password of someone I despise I'm going to burglarize a home and, while inside, log into facebook using their name and password and leave it logged in.

What is the name of your dog? Just curious...
 
2012-01-30 12:55:39 PM
Justin Case: nickerj1: If I ever obtain the username/password of someone I despise I'm going to burglarize a home and, while inside, log into facebook using their name and password and leave it logged in.

What is the name of your dog? Just curious...


What street did you grow up on?

/most people go through the multi-point check at this point
//simple recovery questions will not do
///and they use GMail, which will ask you when you signed up and the last time you accessed it in order to override the password
 
2012-01-30 12:58:34 PM
zabbers: Grables'Daughter: [www.upi.com image 300x249]

Why are they both tilted?

everybody knows CNN leans to the left


zabbers made me smile.
 
2012-01-30 01:37:21 PM
So when did we start publishing names and pictures of minors accused of trespassing?

/when you fark with the news network you the get the horns
 
2012-01-30 07:52:29 PM
thelordofcheese: Justin Case: nickerj1: If I ever obtain the username/password of someone I despise I'm going to burglarize a home and, while inside, log into facebook using their name and password and leave it logged in.

What is the name of your dog? Just curious...

What street did you grow up on?

/most people go through the multi-point check at this point
//simple recovery questions will not do
///and they use GMail, which will ask you when you signed up and the last time you accessed it in order to override the password


Wow, heavy reply. I was joking that your password may actually be the name of ones dog.
 
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