*cookiemonsterwithspoon*

FTFA: A spokeswoman said: 'The self-scan system recognised the spoon's SKU as one for a knife. This had now been rectified.

You have to show ID to buy a butter knife in the UK?

WALMARTS REGISTERS SAID SHOW ID FOR CREATINE
AND I DONT WORK THERE
BUT THEY DIDNT MAKE ME SHOW ID
CAUSE I LOOK 71

Drug prohibition will slowly rot away everyday life for both users and non users alike.

Sybarite: I can't believe I have to show ID to buy a can of compressed air.

Walmart ID's me every time I buy glue or air but I've never been asked for ID when buying ammo

I take a medication to treat heart failure that I have to show picture ID, sign for it, and smile for the camera. WTF? It's based on a South American snake venom, and three pills is a lethal dose. Who the hell is going to abuse that? But I get put through the ringer every time I renew the script. If they weren't so expensive, I'd leave a few laying around at work, just daring some tweeker to take them.

FTA: "Age should be irrelevant as heroin is a Class A drug"


THIS

No one should EVER be allowed to by spoons.

EVAR!

er... TFA stated it was a mistake in the system.

adenosine no, but you have to be over 16 to buy kitchen knives (anything sharp enough to actaully cut anything).

Loved the "Age should be irrelevant as heroin is a Class A drug" comment :)

Walmart ID'd me when I bought an enema bag

Sybarite: I can't believe I have to show ID to buy a can of compressed air.

Happened to me too. I had a full grocery order too. I left the store and left everything at the checkout. Went somewhere else instead. I'm not sure if that's a store policy or a state law.

Either way, the idea that it's okay to track people who might do something wrong is worrying. They're slowly paving the way toward tracking everyone all the time.

Matthew Keene: I take a medication to treat heart failure that I have to show picture ID, sign for it, and smile for the camera. WTF? It's based on a South American snake venom, and three pills is a lethal dose. Who the hell is going to abuse that? But I get put through the ringer every time I renew the script. If they weren't so expensive, I'd leave a few laying around at work, just daring some tweeker to take them.

Uhh. so they have your MUGSHOT CAUSE YOUR GONNA KILL SOME TWEEKERS WITH THE PILLSZ>

Jon iz teh kewl: Matthew Keene: I take a medication to treat heart failure that I have to show picture ID, sign for it, and smile for the camera. WTF? It's based on a South American snake venom, and three pills is a lethal dose. Who the hell is going to abuse that? But I get put through the ringer every time I renew the script. If they weren't so expensive, I'd leave a few laying around at work, just daring some tweeker to take them.

Uhh. so they have your MUGSHOT CAUSE YOUR GONNA KILL SOME TWEEKERS WITH THE PILLSZ>

If they steal them, yeah, I suppose.

Cookies are a hell of a drug.

adenosine: You have to show ID to buy a butter knife in the UK?

Well, yes. You could quite conceivably murder someone with a butter knife if you were willing to wait a while and had nothing better to do.
And considering the Yesterday channel is clogged up with Antiques Roadshow repeats and crappy historical dramas as opposed to the halfway entertaining documentaries it used to have before it was reduced to a mewling, degenerate abominable pigfark miserable shadow of the History Channel THAT'S FAIRLY GODDAMN LIKELY.

I understand the part about using water to cook smack in a spoon, but I've never heard the bit about citric acid. How do junkies get that? Do they just use a drop of oj or something? Or is the article just shiat?

at £1.19 ($1.87) for six spoons either they were really cheap or plastic. I'm not sure how you cook up heroine with plastic spoons.

What exactly is the legal age to use heroin, anyway?

Every time I try to give a spoon to my wife she accuses me of trying to slip it in.

In another five years, they'll be confiscating our poo so we can't make Jenkem.

/stockpiling

scarmig: Every time I try to give a spoon to my wife she accuses me of trying to slip it in.

I know right? She does the same thing to me.

Inigo:
Well, yes. You could quite conceivably murder someone with a butter knife if you were willing to wait a while and had nothing better to do.


People think of knives as slicing/sawing objects.
Jam it the fark into their temple or adams apple and it won't take long.

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A six pack of spoons cost £1.19? That's pretty cheap for metal spoons. Sure she wasn't buying these?


/I'm assuming it would be impractical to cook heroin with these.

Anything can be a weapon or used for something it was not initially designed for.

Nanny state indeed. "We must protect the children".... Until the 2020 Protect Children Act, when we bubble wrap every child who pops out. And store them till they are 18...no wait 21...no...25...shiat. whatever the dang age is that you are an "adult"

PsyLord: A six pack of spoons cost £1.19? That's pretty cheap for metal spoons. Sure she wasn't buying these?

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/I'm assuming it would be impractical to cook heroin with these.

you can get a dozen metal spoons for a buck at the dollar store.

Teaspoon makes for a pretty small hit.

Lemon salt works as citric acid, but ya gotta be careful how much.

She's cute for a heroin addict, or a Brit for that matter.

With helpful instructions on how to prepare heroin with a spoon

i gotta write this down - it's good stuff

Fark Me Runnin: What exactly is the legal age to use heroin, anyway?

12

avid770: In another five years, they'll be confiscating our poo so we can't make Jenkem.

/stockpiling

AND OXYGEN
SO WE CANT MAKE METH

PSEUDOEPHEDRINE WILL BE ILLEGAL
BUT WE SHOULD MAKE METH FROM OXYGEN

UK junkies must be doing ok. I doubt a US junkie is going to the store to "buy" anything.

in TN you have to show id, they scan it, record an track your purchases of pseudoephedrine. guess what? there is still meth everywhere. hell, it would probably be easier to just go buy the meth than to buy the pseudoephedrine.

Matthew Keene: I take a medication to treat heart failure that I have to show picture ID, sign for it, and smile for the camera. WTF? It's based on a South American snake venom, and three pills is a lethal dose.

Oh, crap. Is that what I have to look forward to? I have CHF (diagnosed last year) and they're just giving me good old Coreg and Cozaar.

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a farking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of farking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fark you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing farking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, farked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Sppppppooons!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYW8USoJz30

Actually, there is no spoon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaJPNrf1DPY

I'll be in my basement room.

When spoons are criminalized, only criminals will have spoons.