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Orlando Magic free fall continues. Last night's 21-point blowout brought to you courtesy of the Indiana Pacers
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I_C_Weener
2012-01-30 08:12:46 AM
The Pacers are threatening to be decent. Only took 15 years to get over "the Brawl".
Your Zionist Leader
2012-01-30 12:01:58 PM
I'm confused, when did LeBron join the Magic?
Time Traveling Bunnies
2012-01-30 12:14:09 PM
It could be worse. They could be the Suns.
/sobs uncontrollably
Gunny Highway
2012-01-30 12:16:26 PM
Last night's Celtics game made me cry.
HellRaisingHoosier
2012-01-30 12:20:19 PM
Pacers beat Magic.
Indiana beat Iowa.
Superbowl is going on 4 blocks away.
Life is good in the Hoosier State.
Fizpez
2012-01-30 12:22:35 PM
The NBA needs to implement an "abandon season" button - that way teams tanking it could just hit the button, not travel, not play and automatically forfeit the remainder of their games.
The race to the ping-pong-balls parade is going to be an annual event - might as well formalize it.
bhcompy
2012-01-30 12:27:22 PM
So are the players tanking just to help Dwight get sent to a real team? Maybe setting up a 3 team trade with New Orleans so they can get a quality center(and expiring contract) in return(unless it's the the Lakers, who will trade Bynum and/or Pau)?
Devo
2012-01-30 12:27:39 PM
Trade him already. It isn't worth keeping him for One and Done in the playoffs.
Magic Fan.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-30 12:28:20 PM
The only question is where will Howard land.
/he should WANT to land here in Minnesota
//no I haven't been drinking
velvet_fog
2012-01-30 12:29:47 PM
FTFA:
His team looks to be in freefall right now. In the last four losses, the Magic were clobbered by 31 points by the Boston Celtics, relinquished a 27-point lead to Boston, were routed by 26 by the hapless New Orleans Hornets and were annihilated by 21 by the Pacers.
Put the thesaurus down.
Brother_Mouzone
2012-01-30 12:30:18 PM
I have a feeling Joakim Noah will be returning to Florida soon.
you have pee hands
2012-01-30 12:30:53 PM
4-15 on free throws. Shaq would feel guilty about that.
Killer Cars
2012-01-30 12:37:35 PM
HellRaisingHoosier
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Life is good in the Hoosier State.
What is a "hoosier", anyway? The french word for "hoser"?
/off to Google it...
Contrabulous Flabtraption
2012-01-30 12:50:33 PM
Time Traveling Bunnies
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It could be worse. They could be the Suns.
/sobs uncontrollably
Try being the Kings. I'm so far beyond sobbing. In fact, there is no human emotional response possible to sufficiently convey how hard it is to be a fan of that team.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-30 01:01:29 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption
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Time Traveling Bunnies: It could be worse. They could be the Suns.
/sobs uncontrollably
Try being the Kings. I'm so far beyond sobbing. In fact, there is no human emotional response possible to sufficiently convey how hard it is to be a fan of that team.
Dwayne Johnson agrees
(it gets personal to you near the end).
Passive Aggressive Larry
2012-01-30 01:02:21 PM
Killer Cars
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HellRaisingHoosier: Life is good in the Hoosier State.
What is a "hoosier", anyway? The french word for "hoser"?
/off to Google it...
Good luck. I don't know that there is a definitive answer on that.
/lifelong Hoosier
bigmattress
2012-01-30 01:02:29 PM
Jim from Saint Paul
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The only question is where will Howard land.
/he should WANT to land here in Minnesota
//no I haven't been drinking
Not a Minny fan or anything, but a Howard and Love combo would be a thing of beauty.
Killer Cars
2012-01-30 01:07:07 PM
Passive Aggressive Larry
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Good luck. I don't know that there is a definitive answer on that.
First line from Wiki under the "Origin" section for
Hoosier
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The etymology of hoosier is unknown...
Well, damn. Might as well have a Fark contest and who can come up with the best definition.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-30 01:10:34 PM
bigmattress
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Jim from Saint Paul: The only question is where will Howard land.
/he should WANT to land here in Minnesota
//no I haven't been drinking
Not a Minny fan or anything, but a Howard, Rubio and Love combo would be a thing of beauty.
FTFY
Objectively, He really should be looking at the smaller market teams in general.
Imagine him in Memphis or Oklahoma City.
regindyn
2012-01-30 01:26:51 PM
Two thoughts:
1) The Pacers aren't scrubs.
2) Maybe Howard should learn something on offense. Free throws would be good too. He can biatch about his team all he wants, but he hasn't put in effort to reach his maximum potential either.
ZMugg
2012-01-30 01:30:24 PM
Killer Cars
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HellRaisingHoosier: Life is good in the Hoosier State.
What is a "hoosier", anyway? The french word for "hoser"?
/off to Google it...
It's part of a song lyric:
"What's your name (what's your name)?
Hoosier daddy (Hoosier daddy)?
Is he rich (is he rich), like me?"
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! Zombies!!!
logggur
2012-01-30 01:51:56 PM
I_C_Weener
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The Pacers are threatening to be decent. Only took 15 years to get over "the Brawl".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacers%E2%80%93Pistons_brawl
"Nov. 19,
2004
" Math is hard.
regindyn
2012-01-30 01:55:23 PM
bigmattress
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Jim from Saint Paul: The only question is where will Howard land.
/he should WANT to land here in Minnesota
//no I haven't been drinking
Not a Minny fan or anything, but a Howard and Love combo would be a thing of beauty.
As a Wolves fan, Rubio/Love/Howard would be sick. The black hole at the wings would still be an issue, but whatever.
germ78
2012-01-30 02:03:56 PM
Brother_Mouzone
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I have a feeling Joakim Noah will be returning to Florida soon.
I'd love for Howard to be a Bull, but dumbass doesn't want to play in Chicago.
Rose + Howard = championships
The Great EZE
2012-01-30 02:14:25 PM
germ78
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Brother_Mouzone: I have a feeling Joakim Noah will be returning to Florida soon.
I'd love for Howard to be a Bull, but dumbass doesn't want to play in Chicago.
Rose + Howard = championships
He's starting to come around...
(new window)
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-30 02:19:48 PM
regindyn
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bigmattress: Jim from Saint Paul: The only question is where will Howard land.
/he should WANT to land here in Minnesota
//no I haven't been drinking
Not a Minny fan or anything, but a Howard and Love combo would be a thing of beauty.
As a Wolves fan, Rubio/Love/Howard would be sick. The black hole at the wings would still be an issue, but whatever.
Trade Besley or D. Williams and a first round pick for Howard. Trade Wesley for a pure jumpshooter.
Hellooooooo playoffs.
FreakinB
2012-01-30 02:26:25 PM
Jim from Saint Paul
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regindyn: bigmattress: Jim from Saint Paul: The only question is where will Howard land.
/he should WANT to land here in Minnesota
//no I haven't been drinking
Not a Minny fan or anything, but a Howard and Love combo would be a thing of beauty.
As a Wolves fan, Rubio/Love/Howard would be sick. The black hole at the wings would still be an issue, but whatever.
Trade Besley or D. Williams and a first round pick for Howard. Trade Wesley for a pure jumpshooter.
Hellooooooo playoffs.
As much as I actually love the idea of Dwight in Minnesota with Love and Rubio, it's going to take a lot more than that to get him in a trade.
Cagey B
2012-01-30 02:37:10 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption
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Time Traveling Bunnies: It could be worse. They could be the Suns.
/sobs uncontrollably
Try being the Kings. I'm so far beyond sobbing. In fact, there is no human emotional response possible to sufficiently convey how hard it is to be a fan of that team.
Frankly I'm hoping that the idiot Maloofs go to Anaheim like they desperately want, and that we take whatever sports complex that's going to get built and get either a) some other NBA franchise b) the Oakland A's or c) an MLS team.
mc_madness
2012-01-30 02:45:28 PM
On a side note, why does Joe Dumars still have a job?
/He's dumber than Isiah Thomas.
Contrabulous Flabtraption
2012-01-30 02:54:06 PM
Cagey B
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Contrabulous Flabtraption: Time Traveling Bunnies: It could be worse. They could be the Suns.
/sobs uncontrollably
Try being the Kings. I'm so far beyond sobbing. In fact, there is no human emotional response possible to sufficiently convey how hard it is to be a fan of that team.
Frankly I'm hoping that the idiot Maloofs go to Anaheim like they desperately want, and that we take whatever sports complex that's going to get built and get either a) some other NBA franchise b) the Oakland A's or c) an MLS team.
Man I would LOVE an MLB team here. Sacramento is a perfect baseball town. If it wasn't for the Kings I'd never, ever watch NBA.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-30 03:06:50 PM
FreakinB
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Jim from Saint Paul: regindyn: bigmattress: Jim from Saint Paul: The only question is where will Howard land.
/he should WANT to land here in Minnesota
//no I haven't been drinking
Not a Minny fan or anything, but a Howard and Love combo would be a thing of beauty.
As a Wolves fan, Rubio/Love/Howard would be sick. The black hole at the wings would still be an issue, but whatever.
Trade Besley or D. Williams and a first round pick for Howard. Trade Wesley for a pure jumpshooter.
Hellooooooo playoffs.
As much as I actually love the idea of Dwight in Minnesota with Love and Rubio, it's going to take a lot more than that to get him in a trade.
Considering he simply doesn't want to come, even Kahn wouldn't try to pull the trigger on throwing stuff at the Magic.
/I hope
Doogled
2012-01-30 03:08:39 PM
Jim from Saint Paul
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regindyn: bigmattress: Jim from Saint Paul: The only question is where will Howard land.
/he should WANT to land here in Minnesota
//no I haven't been drinking
Not a Minny fan or anything, but a Howard and Love combo would be a thing of beauty.
As a Wolves fan, Rubio/Love/Howard would be sick. The black hole at the wings would still be an issue, but whatever.
Trade Besley or D. Williams and a first round pick for Howard. Trade Wesley for a pure jumpshooter.
Hellooooooo playoffs.
Wesley is worth something?!
Fizpez
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The NBA needs to implement an "abandon season" button - that way teams tanking it could just hit the button, not travel, not play and automatically forfeit the remainder of their games.
The race to the ping-pong-balls parade is going to be an annual event - might as well formalize it.
The only team in full tank mode right now is the Charlotte Bobcats. When you start Tyrus Thomas at the 3, let Diop sniff the court, or start Matt Carroll, you're just not trying anymore. Yes, I realize there are injuries to Henderson & both DJs but starting Diop over a Kwame Brown fathead is a mistake that should lead to the automatic termination of the entire coaching staff.
PlymouthMeetingMall
2012-01-30 03:10:34 PM
It would probably take Kevin Love AND Rubio to land Howard.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-30 03:25:57 PM
PlymouthMeetingMall
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It would probably take Kevin Love AND Rubio to land Howard.
You could send D. Williams (the #2 pick in last years draft) and a first rounder or two. I mean some other team will offer too much. It will be interesting to see who lands him and what they gave up to do it.
bhcompy
2012-01-30 03:31:55 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption
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Cagey B: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Time Traveling Bunnies: It could be worse. They could be the Suns.
/sobs uncontrollably
Try being the Kings. I'm so far beyond sobbing. In fact, there is no human emotional response possible to sufficiently convey how hard it is to be a fan of that team.
Frankly I'm hoping that the idiot Maloofs go to Anaheim like they desperately want, and that we take whatever sports complex that's going to get built and get either a) some other NBA franchise b) the Oakland A's or c) an MLS team.
Man I would LOVE an MLB team here. Sacramento is a perfect baseball town. If it wasn't for the Kings I'd never, ever watch NBA.
Do you think that area can support it, though? Kinda far from other big cities(Stockton, Fairfield, Tracy, Modesto, etc) for the number of games an MLB team has and the fact that the stadium capacity is generally at least double an NBA arena.
4NTLRZ
2012-01-30 03:43:55 PM
Just hang in there. There's a greater than zero chance you'll both be with the Mav next season.
Contrabulous Flabtraption
2012-01-30 03:46:33 PM
bhcompy
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Contrabulous Flabtraption: Cagey B: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Time Traveling Bunnies: It could be worse. They could be the Suns.
/sobs uncontrollably
Try being the Kings. I'm so far beyond sobbing. In fact, there is no human emotional response possible to sufficiently convey how hard it is to be a fan of that team.
Frankly I'm hoping that the idiot Maloofs go to Anaheim like they desperately want, and that we take whatever sports complex that's going to get built and get either a) some other NBA franchise b) the Oakland A's or c) an MLS team.
Man I would LOVE an MLB team here. Sacramento is a perfect baseball town. If it wasn't for the Kings I'd never, ever watch NBA.
Do you think that area can support it, though? Kinda far from other big cities(Stockton, Fairfield, Tracy, Modesto, etc) for the number of games an MLB team has and the fact that the stadium capacity is generally at least double an NBA arena.
Actually, I think ticket sales would be no problem. Baseball is cheap compared to other pro sports. It's just the corporate $$$ that's not here.
When I lived in so Cal we were in the Inland Empire - we routinely drove an hour to Anaheim to watch Angels games.
PlymouthMeetingMall
2012-01-30 03:57:06 PM
Jim from Saint Paul
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PlymouthMeetingMall: It would probably take Kevin Love AND Rubio to land Howard.
You could send D. Williams (the #2 pick in last years draft) and a first rounder or two. I mean some other team will offer too much. It will be interesting to see who lands him and what they gave up to do it.
Hmm..he really wants to win now. This has to be a 3 team deal because any winning team would be giving up too many assets.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-30 04:16:01 PM
PlymouthMeetingMall
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Hmm..he really wants to win now.
And that's it right there. That's what kills it for the bottom 20 teams in the league.
He feels, probably correctly, that a team like the Clippers would be better.
Blake Griffin is not MARKEDLY better then Kevin Love at this point. They are different styles of players of course. That being said, Love has reached top 5 status this year.
Chris Paul IS a better PG then Rubio for now. That's why he really wants to go there.
If Howard signs/agrees-to-a-trade with any team that does NOT have a top 5 passing PG then he's a fool. Put on top of THAT the want to win now and his options are limited.
WienerButt
2012-01-30 04:18:29 PM
As a magic fan, I am sad. Beating the Lakers, Knicks and Blazers looked good earlier this month...now we look like complete shiat.
robsul82
2012-01-30 04:27:54 PM
The Great EZE
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germ78: Brother_Mouzone: I have a feeling Joakim Noah will be returning to Florida soon.
I'd love for Howard to be a Bull, but dumbass doesn't want to play in Chicago.
Rose + Howard = championships
He's starting to come around... (new window)
Reeeeeeally. That better be the honest truth, because Rose + Howard = championships, multiple.
logggur
2012-01-30 04:44:13 PM
Jim from Saint Paul
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That being said, Love has reached top 5 status this year.
You mean top 5 PFs, right? Love is assuredly not one of the top 5 players in the NBA.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-30 05:18:44 PM
logggur
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Jim from Saint Paul: That being said, Love has reached top 5 status this year.
You mean top 5 PFs, right? Love is assuredly not one of the top 5 players in the NBA.
Yes sir. I do mean top 5 PFs. I haven't quite drank enough koolaid to go top 5 players.
He's top 20-25 with that. This year specifically.
regindyn
2012-01-30 05:18:56 PM
robsul82
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The Great EZE: germ78: Brother_Mouzone: I have a feeling Joakim Noah will be returning to Florida soon.
I'd love for Howard to be a Bull, but dumbass doesn't want to play in Chicago.
Rose + Howard = championships
He's starting to come around... (new window)
Reeeeeeally. That better be the honest truth, because Rose + Howard = championships, multiple.
Are we talking like 5, 6, 7 championships?
Neondistraction
2012-01-30 05:21:54 PM
I_C_Weener
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The Pacers are threatening to be decent. Only took
15
7 years to get over
"the Brawl"
Reggie Miller retiring.
FTFY
robsul82
2012-01-30 05:45:47 PM
regindyn
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Are we talking like 5, 6, 7 championships?
LOL
Gunny Highway
2012-01-30 05:53:39 PM
This is not a good way to keep a mega star
The Magic are scrambling to find hotel accommodations prior to their game this upcoming Saturday against the Pacers in Indianapolis.
There's just one problem: There are no hotel rooms available in Indianapolis because Super Bowl XLVI will be played there the following day.
"You guys can comment on that and save me my money," Van Gundy told reporters, referring to a potential fine from the league if he said something controversial. "But when you come out with the schedule in December and have a game in the Super Bowl city, lodging might be a problem."
Funny stuff.
robsul82
2012-01-30 05:56:19 PM
Gunny Highway
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This is not a good way to keep a mega star
bhcompy
2012-01-30 05:56:42 PM
Gunny Highway
:
This is not a good way to keep a mega star
The Magic are scrambling to find hotel accommodations prior to their game this upcoming Saturday against the Pacers in Indianapolis.
There's just one problem: There are no hotel rooms available in Indianapolis because Super Bowl XLVI will be played there the following day.
"You guys can comment on that and save me my money," Van Gundy told reporters, referring to a potential fine from the league if he said something controversial. "But when you come out with the schedule in December and have a game in the Super Bowl city, lodging might be a problem."
Funny stuff.
Sleepover at Peyton's house!
bighasbeen
2012-01-30 06:25:02 PM
bhcompy
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So are the players tanking just to help Dwight get sent to a real team? Maybe setting up a 3 team trade with New Orleans so they can get a quality center(and expiring contract) in return(unless it's the the Lakers, who will trade Bynum and/or Pau)?
As a Lakers fan I would rather send Bynum, Darius Morris, two first round picks and the 9 mil Odom trade exception to the Nets for Deron Williams and Brook Lopez (provided Williams agrees to an extension).
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