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More lemmings last summer mean more snow owls on the hunt today. No, this is not a metaphor for the political scene in America
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TheOther
2012-01-30 10:17:14 AM
Too much food = white owl problems.
johnsoninca
2012-01-30 10:20:31 AM
But how is the sheeple population doing?
BKITU
2012-01-30 10:40:59 AM
So just hit the nuke button, turn down the inflow speed and restart the level.
TheOther
2012-01-30 11:03:25 AM
johnsoninca
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But how is the sheeple population doing?
They're being herded by rabbits. Try to keep up.
Sybarite
2012-01-30 12:09:11 PM
If only there were some sort of picture to express my incredulity.
brantgoose
2012-01-30 01:39:32 PM
So that snowy owl that turned up in Hawaii was following a trail of lemmings?
Uzzah
2012-01-30 01:40:54 PM
Lemming? Of the British Dental Association?
jake_lex
2012-01-30 01:45:38 PM
Uzzah
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Lemming? Of the British Dental Association?
It's a man's life in the BDA.
strapp3r
2012-01-30 01:45:39 PM
who even smoke white owls anymore?
jvl
2012-01-30 01:46:15 PM
brantgoose
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So that snowy owl that turned up in Hawaii was following a trail of lemmings?
The lemmings are not available in winter, so the Snowy Owls go hungry. Younger owls get pushed out, and flee south in search of food.
That Hawaiian Snowy Owl chose a poor route south. Finding safe haven in Hawaii was incredibly lucky until they shot it.
snocone
2012-01-30 01:48:43 PM
So, the lemmings are training the owls??
Won't someone think of the poor misguided owls. Lured out of their homeland, scattered to the winds, at the beck and call of rodents, divided, if you will, and rendered impotent to decide their own course.
sorta
snocone
2012-01-30 01:51:10 PM
jvl
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brantgoose:
until they shot it
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At first I was all shocked and offended.
But then I was all "farking people!"
It is what you should expect.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-30 01:55:35 PM
Sybarite
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If only there were some sort of picture to express my incredulity.
MBooda
2012-01-30 01:58:54 PM
Pull the triggers.
J. Frank Parnell
2012-01-30 02:07:58 PM
cryinoutloud
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Sybarite: If only there were some sort of picture to express my incredulity.
[www.personal.psu.edu image 381x347]
That graph is nonsense. Men with guns are the only way to control populations. They're helping nature by keeping prey on the edge of extinction and completely wiping out predators. You have to be a liberal anti-gun wackjob to not see how clear that is.
uncoveror
2012-01-30 02:14:14 PM
O RLY?
Harold_of_the_Rocks
2012-01-30 02:15:14 PM
Here we see a snowy owl in the majestic wilderness of suburban Kansas City.
kiwannabee
2012-01-30 02:17:11 PM
dittybopper
2012-01-30 02:18:29 PM
J. Frank Parnell
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cryinoutloud: Sybarite: If only there were some sort of picture to express my incredulity.
[www.personal.psu.edu image 381x347]
That graph is nonsense. Men with guns are the only way to control populations. They're helping nature by keeping prey on the edge of extinction and completely wiping out predators. You have to be a liberal anti-gun wackjob to not see how clear that is.
Actually, that's true: Managed sport hunting almost always results in an increase in game populations, and unlike market hunting and subsistence hunting, I can't think of a single case where sport hunting caused a targeted species to decrease in population significantly.
It sounds counterintuitive, that shooting animals saves the species as a whole, until you understand the "sport" part of "sport hunting". It's people hunting not for a living, or because they need it to feed their families, but because they *ENJOY* it. People who like doing something are willing to pay for the privilege, and hunters do both directly through license fees, and indirectly through habitat protection and things like the
11% Pittman-Robertson excise tax on guns, bows, and ammunition
.
It's not just game animals that benefit, either: The habitat that sport hunters work to preserve also hosts non-game species, so it's basically a win-win all around.
Apos
2012-01-30 02:19:31 PM
Population explosion imminent?
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2012-01-30 02:23:00 PM
Not sure which are more awesome, owls or bats.
Magorn
2012-01-30 02:29:48 PM
dittybopper
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J. Frank Parnell: cryinoutloud: Sybarite: If only there were some sort of picture to express my incredulity.
[www.personal.psu.edu image 381x347]
That graph is nonsense. Men with guns are the only way to control populations. They're helping nature by keeping prey on the edge of extinction and completely wiping out predators. You have to be a liberal anti-gun wackjob to not see how clear that is.
Actually, that's true: Managed sport hunting almost always results in an increase in game populations, and unlike market hunting and subsistence hunting,
I can't think of a single case where sport hunting caused a targeted species to decrease in population significantly.
It sounds counterintuitive, that shooting animals saves the species as a whole, until you understand the "sport" part of "sport hunting". It's people hunting not for a living, or because they need it to feed their families, but because they *ENJOY* it. People who like doing something are willing to pay for the privilege, and hunters do both directly through license fees, and indirectly through habitat protection and things like the11% Pittman-Robertson excise tax on guns, bows, and ammunition.
It's not just game animals that benefit, either: The habitat that sport hunters work to preserve also hosts non-game species, so it's basically a win-win all around.
The Bengal Tiger, African Black Rhino, and Tasmanian Wolf would all like a word,
DjangoStonereaver
2012-01-30 02:36:09 PM
Came for the ORLY? Owl, leaving happy.
WelldeadLink
2012-01-30 02:37:40 PM
No, this is not a metaphor for the political scene in America
It is now.
dittybopper
2012-01-30 02:47:40 PM
Magorn
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The Bengal Tiger, African Black Rhino, and Tasmanian Wolf would all like a word,
All of these cases were because of market hunting, not sport hunting.
Bengal Tiger: The handful of Brits that hunted them didn't significantly effect the populations,
they were and are killed for economic reasons, for use in traditional Chinese medicines, and because of their striking pelts
. This is market hunting, not sport hunting.
African Black Rhino: Again, not sport hunting.
It was hunting them for their horn to sell for dagger handles and for traditional Chinese medicines.
Pure market hunting. Remember, illegal poaching generally isn't done for sport reasons.
Tasmanian Wolf: The Thylacine wasn't killed off by sport hunters,
it was market hunting in the form of a £1 bounty paid by the government
. It was market hunting where the market was the government itself.
So, care to try again?
NDP2
2012-01-30 02:56:51 PM
Sybarite
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If only there were some sort of picture to express my incredulity.
Likewise, if there was only some sort of picture I could use to dispel your incredulity.
Broktun
2012-01-30 03:43:57 PM
Were the lemmings packed in shiny metal boxes?
turtleking
2012-01-30 04:55:07 PM
came for the gerbil
FREDIOHEAD
2012-01-30 08:18:55 PM
For an example of lemmings, see "animal name" thread above.
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