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(Some Guy) Scary Colorado ranchers are using an aggressive breed of sheepdog that will savage any wolf, coyote, or tourist that gets too close to the flock   (gazette.com) divider line 133
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2012-01-30 09:16:51 AM
is his name Sam?
 
2012-01-30 09:37:26 AM
There's a cure for such things. It's called a gun.
 
2012-01-30 09:38:03 AM
I see your rabid, tourist killing sheepdog and raise you one guard hippo.

i43.tinypic.com
 
2012-01-30 09:40:34 AM
What, guard llamas aren't good enough? Sheesh.
 
2012-01-30 09:43:27 AM
www.weirdspace.dk
 
2012-01-30 09:45:51 AM
Get rid of them!
A shot gun and a sheep dog has worked out for 200 years.
The loss of a few sheep a year is much, much cheaper than what it will cost the ranchers if their dog attracts or kills a human!
 
2012-01-30 09:46:21 AM
Excellent idea! Introduce another non-native critter to the area to support the other non-native critter you introduced at the expense of the native critter doing exactly what it evolved to do. I don't think ranchers should operate at a loss, or have any issues, but at this point can we look at wolves, coyotes and bears less as 'tremendous, vicious threats endangering our way of life and our children' and view them more as shoplifters?

In real business, where companies can't shoot pilferers(as much as they'd like to), it's called shrinkage. Loss of theft from public and employees is part of doing business. Man up, ranchers and deal with the loss without obliterating the indigenous animals there. If after all these decades these manly, Coors commercial types can't figure out how to deal with the creature, perhaps the fault lies more with the intelligence of the rancher, and less with the cunning, viciousness of this land-savage and it's brazen, stealthy attacks on defenseless, kind hearted animals. These ranchers anthropomorphize all the animals involved so much it's no wonder people think sheep farmers are farking their sheep. "I could tell my prize ewe, Bessie, was smiling when I looked into the coal-dark, and unfriendly eyes of the wolf and gunned it down!"
 
2012-01-30 09:47:27 AM
TFA: ""We don't need dangerous animals in the backcountry,""

Sounds like they already have them either way.
Does she think increased coyote and bear numbers due to easy sheep feasts would be good for tourism?
 
2012-01-30 09:49:21 AM
Rick Kalister: I see your rabid, tourist killing sheepdog and raise you one guard hippo.

[i43.tinypic.com image 500x317]


Thats no joke. Hippos kill more people than crocs.
 
2012-01-30 09:50:39 AM
Canton: What, guard llamas aren't good enough? Sheesh.

CSB:
We have a farm with llamas not far from our sorta-suburban neighborhood. One day, handbills appeared on our porches asking/telling us to discontinue using bird feeders because the seeds were attracting black bears from the nearby mountains and a llama had had its face ripped off, apparently literally, by a bear. No mention was made of all the greasy gas grills behind the hundreds of houses within a few mile radius of the llama farm, or the two twenty gallon waste grease cans out behind the local burger joint just up the road. I reasoned that since the bears are a native animal and the llamas are an invasive species that the bears win, at least in the battle against llamas.

/Kept my bird feeders up
//Sometimes it's hard to be a llama, as Loretta Lynn sung so well
 
2012-01-30 09:53:18 AM
That problem will take care of itself the first time one of those things actually attacks a hiker, and then suddenly the hiker will be part owner of a ranch after the resulting lawsuit. I will never understand the rancher mentality. Their historic aggressiveness and shortsightedness makes them have more in common with a typical MPAA or RIAA thug than anything else.
 
2012-01-30 09:54:14 AM
Tried to get that picture of an urban Detroit sheepdog, but it tore three servers to shreds and ripped out half the cables before I even hit enter.
 
2012-01-30 09:54:35 AM
You want to know another crazy strong protector dog... the Caucasian Shepard.

These things are HUGE. The males can weight over 200lbs and they grow to 4ft tall. They are submissive and cuddly with people who are in their "pack". Anyone else better what out, they will attack anyone displaying aggressive behavior* and any stranger.

The strange thing about this breed is that, somehow, it won't attack children (under 13/14). It'll merely block the kid from going forward.

My fiancee wants one to protect me, I told him no way on earth am I getting a dog that I couldn't control. Apparently you can't be super cuddly with them or they'll think they are the pack leader, which will lead to problems.

/*One breeders website said that his dogs are so protective of his children he has to lock them up in the barn before he yells at his kids.
//Going to get an older dog from the humane society, but I don't think we're ready for any dog right now.
 
2012-01-30 10:03:25 AM
rudemix: Man up, ranchers and deal with the loss without obliterating the indigenous animals there.

I don't have any data to support this, but I'm willing to bet that employing the dogs reduce the number of coyotes, bears and wolves killed by ranchers. The dogs probably kill fewer predators than the SSS method (Shoot, Shovel, Shut-up) employed by some ranchers without LGDs.
 
2012-01-30 10:05:32 AM
Could it be possible they used a random photo of "fighting dogs" found on Google Image for the article?


This is what I found
www.dogbreedinfo.com


All you need to be an e-journalist now is a laptop, a 6th grade education, and a cock in your ass.
 
2012-01-30 10:10:04 AM
Looks like a type of kangal.
 
2012-01-30 10:12:30 AM
rudemix: Excellent idea! Introduce another non-native critter to the area to support the other non-native critter you introduced at the expense of the native critter doing exactly what it evolved to do. I don't think ranchers should operate at a loss, or have any issues, but at this point can we look at wolves, coyotes and bears less as 'tremendous, vicious threats endangering our way of life and our children' and view them more as shoplifters?

In real business, where companies can't shoot pilferers(as much as they'd like to), it's called shrinkage. Loss of theft from public and employees is part of doing business. Man up, ranchers and deal with the loss without obliterating the indigenous animals there. If after all these decades these manly, Coors commercial types can't figure out how to deal with the creature, perhaps the fault lies more with the intelligence of the rancher, and less with the cunning, viciousness of this land-savage and it's brazen, stealthy attacks on defenseless, kind hearted animals. These ranchers anthropomorphize all the animals involved so much it's no wonder people think sheep farmers are farking their sheep. "I could tell my prize ewe, Bessie, was smiling when I looked into the coal-dark, and unfriendly eyes of the wolf and gunned it down!"


I don't know about the situation in Colorado(obviously sounds more like non-domesticated wildlife), but my friends and family have been working ranches in southern California for a very long time and the biggest cause of loss outside of coyotes(sometimes more than) are stray dogs. And you combat stray dogs with meaner dogs and/or guns.
 
2012-01-30 10:16:15 AM
rudemix: Excellent idea! Introduce another non-native critter to the area to support the other non-native critter you introduced at the expense of the native critter doing exactly what it evolved to do. I don't think ranchers should operate at a loss, or have any issues, but at this point can we look at wolves, coyotes and bears less as 'tremendous, vicious threats endangering our way of life and our children' and view them more as shoplifters?

And we're done.

myinternetname: All you need to be an e-journalist now is a laptop, a 6th grade education, and a cock in your ass.

And here's where we learn that the author of an article may not be the same person as the editor of an article, or the publisher of an article, or the webmaster of an article - all of which can choose the picture for an article.

Especially when the article in question was published by the Associated Press, but the stock photo was selected by the Colorado Springs Gazette. "E-journalism" need not apply, not when the real issue is "all you need to be a local media outlet is a collection of stock photos, an AP feed, and a web site."
 
2012-01-30 10:17:48 AM
Without any actual attacks is this anything more than "barking dogs are scary".

Perhaps said hikers?
 
2012-01-30 10:21:37 AM
FTFA: The Akbash dogs weigh up to 120 pounds and are especially aggressive toward animals near the sheep
they guard. But that can include hikers and other backcountry tourists,


How is this not considered a bonus?
 
2012-01-30 10:25:54 AM
rudemix: Excellent idea! Introduce another non-native critter to the area to support the other non-native critter you introduced at the expense of the native critter doing exactly what it evolved to do. I don't think ranchers should operate at a loss, or have any issues, but at this point can we look at wolves, coyotes and bears less as 'tremendous, vicious threats endangering our way of life and our children' and view them more as shoplifters?

In real business, where companies can't shoot pilferers(as much as they'd like to), it's called shrinkage. Loss of theft from public and employees is part of doing business. Man up, ranchers and deal with the loss without obliterating the indigenous animals there. If after all these decades these manly, Coors commercial types can't figure out how to deal with the creature, perhaps the fault lies more with the intelligence of the rancher, and less with the cunning, viciousness of this land-savage and it's brazen, stealthy attacks on defenseless, kind hearted animals. These ranchers anthropomorphize all the animals involved so much it's no wonder people think sheep farmers are farking their sheep. "I could tell my prize ewe, Bessie, was smiling when I looked into the coal-dark, and unfriendly eyes of the wolf and gunned it down!"


Humans have been involved in this kind of behavior for the last ten thousand years. There's a reason dogs exist in the first place.
 
2012-01-30 10:26:36 AM
They also need to protect the sheep from all the sheep farkers as well. One of these dogs gets a hold of your leg, it's just best to let him finish.
 
2012-01-30 10:35:28 AM
Akhbash are big and protective. They are called flock guardians for a reason. Don't provoke them and you're OK.

That being said, I've been out riding my horse and seen, first hand, what the innocent hikers and mountain bikers do. To keep it simple, let's just say that an awful lot of them treat everything like it's a stroll through the mall, refusing to accommodate the fact that they aren't on paved roads any more.
 
2012-01-30 10:37:02 AM
There are no wolves in Colorado.
 
2012-01-30 10:37:35 AM
I'm ok with this. A sheep farmer I know here in Ontario had 3 collies killed last spring by coyotes.

Also, all you. "durr, invasive species, durr" people are frankly idiots. Coyotes killing sheep isn't like shoplifting, it's more like a burglar backing the truck right up to the door and loading 1/4 of the store on/
 
2012-01-30 10:39:53 AM
chappy62: [www.weirdspace.dk image 190x362]

Mornin' Fark.

Mornin' bugmn99.
 
2012-01-30 10:41:45 AM
amishkarl: I'm ok with this. A sheep farmer I know here in Ontario had 3 collies killed last spring by coyotes.

Also, all you. "durr, invasive species, durr" people are frankly idiots. Coyotes killing sheep isn't like shoplifting, it's more like a burglar backing the truck right up to the door and loading 1/4 of the store on/


Tourists are classified invasive species now? Better get the gun then...
 
2012-01-30 10:43:15 AM
Anyone else think they look just like a big Labrador?
 
2012-01-30 10:47:56 AM
rudemix: In real business, where companies can't shoot pilferers(as much as they'd like to), it's called shrinkage. Loss of theft from public and employees is part of doing business. Man up, ranchers and deal with the loss without obliterating the indigenous animals there.

Meh, you don't spend much time in these areas, I take it. Yes losses due to predation can be expected when one is operating a livestock operation, but that does not mean that they can't take steps to minimize it. Guard dogs are one excellent way. For the most part, coyotes and bears will not even come close if they know that guard dogs are watching over the herd. Most of the time, they work as a deterrent.

With wolves it is a little different. Coyotes are bears usually hunt solo. Wolves hunt in packs are not as concerned with barking guard dogs. Other dogs/coyotes are seen as competition to wolves. Here in Idaho, wolves have been known to kill the guard dogs and leave the sheep alone. Then on the other hand, they have been known to kill 100 sheep in a single rampage as well. Guard dogs do really help with bears/coyotes/stray dogs however, the effectiveness against wolves is marginal.
 
2012-01-30 10:50:39 AM
Ow! That was my feelings!: There are no wolves in Colorado.

That may not be true. (new window)
 
2012-01-30 10:50:45 AM
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: That problem will take care of itself the first time one of those things actually attacks a hiker, and then suddenly the hiker will be part owner of a ranch after the resulting lawsuit. I will never understand the rancher mentality. Their historic aggressiveness and shortsightedness makes them have more in common with a typical MPAA or RIAA thug than anything else.

Did you read the article? These sheep are on public lands. Odds are, their owners don't own ranches but are on federal grazing leases. If a hiker gets attacked, all he is going to own is a lot of sheep.

rudemix: Excellent idea! Introduce another non-native critter to the area to support the other non-native critter you introduced at the expense of the native critter doing exactly what it evolved to do. I don't think ranchers should operate at a loss, or have any issues, but at this point can we look at wolves, coyotes and bears less as 'tremendous, vicious threats endangering our way of life and our children' and view them more as shoplifters?

In real business, where companies can't shoot pilferers(as much as they'd like to), it's called shrinkage. Loss of theft from public and employees is part of doing business. Man up, ranchers and deal with the loss without obliterating the indigenous animals there. If after all these decades these manly, Coors commercial types can't figure out how to deal with the creature, perhaps the fault lies more with the intelligence of the rancher, and less with the cunning, viciousness of this land-savage and it's brazen, stealthy attacks on defenseless, kind hearted animals. These ranchers anthropomorphize all the animals involved so much it's no wonder people think sheep farmers are farking their sheep. "I could tell my prize ewe, Bessie, was smiling when I looked into the coal-dark, and unfriendly eyes of the wolf and gunned it down!"


Ummm, Ranching is a real business. I can tell by your post that you have never worked with livestock.

One bad night with a pack of feral dogs and you may have up to 50 ,mangled sheep and a few dead ones. Are the ranchers just supposed to take that kind of financial loss on a regular basis? Regular businesses have loss prevention types. The ranchers do also but theirs is a bit more aggressive.

Most sheepdog breeds will not fark with a person until he gets into the herd. The sheepdog is not looking for a fight, but will fight if something threatens the herd. Simple solution: If you see a herd of sheep, give them a wide berth.
 
2012-01-30 10:53:51 AM
how long till the dogs get loose and start cross breeding with the local wolf/coyote population?
 
2012-01-30 10:57:36 AM
HeadLever: Ow! That was my feelings!: There are no wolves in Colorado.

That may not be true. (new window)


Yeah, eventually, prolly sooner rather than later, a pack will migrate out of Yellowstone, via the Wind RIvers into CO. Grizzlies are moving south through the Winds as well.
 
2012-01-30 10:58:47 AM
alechemist: how long till the dogs get loose and start cross breeding with the local wolf/coyote population?

There is a thing called Sexual Selection. Rarely would these dogs and wolves and coyotes find each other attractive mates. That's why you don't see a bunch of coyote x wolf hybrids running around Yellowstone.
 
2012-01-30 11:00:38 AM
here's one mans thoughts on that...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-30 11:03:25 AM
brerrabbit:

Simple solution: If you see a herd of sheep, give them a wide berth

This
 
2012-01-30 11:04:16 AM
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: That problem will take care of itself the first time one of those things actually attacks a hiker, and then suddenly the hiker will be part owner of a ranch after the resulting lawsuit.

You should look up Open Range Law. It may suprise you a little.
 
2012-01-30 11:05:50 AM
Here in Oklahoma there are no public grazing lands so that part is moot here. There are less aggressive breeds of guard dogs for sheep. From personal experience here is my rating system. Great Pyrenees,good guard dogs,very low risk of them biting humans. Komondors(these look like cartoon Sam with curly hair) very good guard dogs,little more aggressive--if strangers mess with their sheep or goats they might get bitten. Dogs will NOT leave herd to chase UNLESS idiots do stupid things like oh lets ride bikes through the herd and watch them run. Anatolian's,these dogs are very aggressive and yes indeedy they will bite if anyone gets close to "their" herd. I never had any of the Akbash breed but they appear similar to the Anatolian. Worst night loss we had ,before guard dogs,was 37 sheep to a wolf hybrid,he died when he came back for seconds. After we got our guard dogs our losses went to less than 5 head a year,we ran between 1500 to 2000 head. The worst night for dogs? We lost 6 dogs one night when a mountain lion wanted some goats for a snack.
 
2012-01-30 11:07:36 AM
alechemist: how long till the dogs get loose and start cross breeding with the local wolf/coyote population?

Never. They are trained to stay with the flock/herd. They have been using guard dogs for a 100 years in Idaho and we don't have any Coyote/Great Pyreneese crosses running aroud. In Europe/Asia, they have been using guard dogs for thousands of years.
 
2012-01-30 11:09:33 AM
HeadLever: Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: That problem will take care of itself the first time one of those things actually attacks a hiker, and then suddenly the hiker will be part owner of a ranch after the resulting lawsuit.

You should look up Open Range Law. It may suprise you a little.


This area may or may not be open range. Federal lease.
 
2012-01-30 11:09:55 AM
"Republican state Rep. J. Paul Brown of Ignacio...is one of six sheepmen who hold a permit to graze sheep in the San Juan National Forest."

The lifeblood of his sheep operation is grazing on federal lands. Any sheep he loses to predators are subsidized by the Federal Government. Yet, he's the type of asshole who'll tell you to keep that dad-burn government out of our lives.

He also goes on to say, "One time we lost 13 sheep to bears in a single night." Bullsh*t. Bears don't hunt in packs, and there's no way a single bear would take down 13 sheep, certainly not any bear in the San Juan National Forest. But you can be goddamned sure this rugged individualist sent an invoice to the feds for 13 sheep.
 
2012-01-30 11:12:09 AM
okiefarmer: Great Pyrenees,good guard dogs,very low risk of them biting humans.

Yeah, the Basque mostly use Great Pyeneese out here for thier open range guarding duties. I do know that they sure like to chase the tourist around, but I have never heard of anyone actually being bitten. They will, however, wait for about 2 hours under that tree or fence you climbed before they get bored and head back to the flock.
 
2012-01-30 11:13:37 AM
HeadLever: Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: That problem will take care of itself the first time one of those things actually attacks a hiker, and then suddenly the hiker will be part owner of a ranch after the resulting lawsuit.

You should look up Open Range Law. It may suprise you a little.


Good Lord. I had no idea. My next thought had been that if you're a hiker and really worried about these dogs, a firearm would take care of your problem. Looks like, depending on where you are, you'd likely have to reimburse the owner for the cost of the dead dog due to the nature of open range laws. I had no idea it was still basically 1875 out west.

One random article I found that was interesting:

New West collides with open-range laws (new window)
 
2012-01-30 11:15:05 AM
redmid17: rudemix: Excellent idea! Introduce another non-native critter to the area to support the other non-native critter you introduced at the expense of the native critter doing exactly what it evolved to do. I don't think ranchers should operate at a loss, or have any issues, but at this point can we look at wolves, coyotes and bears less as 'tremendous, vicious threats endangering our way of life and our children' and view them more as shoplifters?

In real business, where companies can't shoot pilferers(as much as they'd like to), it's called shrinkage. Loss of theft from public and employees is part of doing business. Man up, ranchers and deal with the loss without obliterating the indigenous animals there. If after all these decades these manly, Coors commercial types can't figure out how to deal with the creature, perhaps the fault lies more with the intelligence of the rancher, and less with the cunning, viciousness of this land-savage and it's brazen, stealthy attacks on defenseless, kind hearted animals. These ranchers anthropomorphize all the animals involved so much it's no wonder people think sheep farmers are farking their sheep. "I could tell my prize ewe, Bessie, was smiling when I looked into the coal-dark, and unfriendly eyes of the wolf and gunned it down!"

Humans have been involved in this kind of behavior for the last ten thousand years. There's a reason dogs exist in the first place.


God, non-farmers are so funny when they talk about farming....

Let me explain something to you from my perspective; your "real business" is a bunch of made up crap. It's structured in such a way that ONLY works when all participants agree to play by a certain set of rules, operate within the allowed margins, etc etc. The "structure" of it is so artificial it makes Tang seem organic by comparison. Even the theft is built into the structure of it, as you pointed out.

This is not the case in farming. In the course of one night, you can have a total reversal of fortune. The "real world" is a mean, nasty, brutal place that doesn't give one whit of concern for you, your crops, your live stock or anything else you might depend on for the future. You are required, by the nature of your profession, to be always alert for something that could go wrong, and ways to fix it. You don't seem to understand that the loss of one smaller portion of your overall production can mean the difference between profit and loss. Aggregated costs are what allow farmers of any scale to make profit, and I assume you know what that means, so I won't launch into an Econ 100 rant.

The dog is the cheapest, most effective way to avoid this loss. We, as human beings, absolutely require farming to survive and sustain ourselves. We DON'T require retail chains, Starbucks, Facebook, Wall Street or any of the other fully made up crap you likely consider to be "the real world". Farmers live in the real world, they work in the real world. The real world is the one that can flip your day on it's head due to weather. The real world is the one where if you don't put in enough of the right work, you don't get paid at all; busting ass to grow tomatoes one year can make you a tidy profit, but the next year everyone else might choose to grow them, and then all that work rots on the vine and you get nothing for it but some awesome pasta sauces.

That's the real world. That is the world the farmer lives in.
 
2012-01-30 11:15:09 AM
REO-Weedwagon: Bears don't hunt in packs, and there's no way a single bear would take down 13 sheep, certainly not any bear in the San Juan National Forest.

There's more than one way for bears (or coyotes or stray dogs) to kill sheep than just tearing its throat out. If they chase the flock the sheep could easily run til they fall down from exhaustion. Running also has another side effct, it can cause mass abortions in the flock. Which not only cuts this years profit, but next years as well
 
2012-01-30 11:15:18 AM
rudemix: Excellent idea! Introduce another non-native critter to the area to support the other non-native critter you introduced at the expense of the native critter doing exactly what it evolved to do. I don't think ranchers should operate at a loss, or have any issues, but at this point can we look at wolves, coyotes and bears less as 'tremendous, vicious threats endangering our way of life and our children' and view them more as shoplifters?

In real business, where companies can't shoot pilferers(as much as they'd like to), it's called shrinkage. Loss of theft from public and employees is part of doing business. Man up, ranchers and deal with the loss without obliterating the indigenous animals there. If after all these decades these manly, Coors commercial types can't figure out how to deal with the creature, perhaps the fault lies more with the intelligence of the rancher, and less with the cunning, viciousness of this land-savage and it's brazen, stealthy attacks on defenseless, kind hearted animals. These ranchers anthropomorphize all the animals involved so much it's no wonder people think sheep farmers are farking their sheep. "I could tell my prize ewe, Bessie, was smiling when I looked into the coal-dark, and unfriendly eyes of the wolf and gunned it down!"


Still the dumbest/most elaborate troll in here. Congrats!
 
2012-01-30 11:18:24 AM
Dughan

Welcome to my favourites list, bud.
 
2012-01-30 11:21:20 AM
brerrabbit: This area may or may not be open range. Federal lease.

Open range is mainly intended to protect cattle/ranchers on public grazing lands (State or Federal). This law is set by the state. Yes, Colorado has an open range law, but I am not familar with the specifics. As somte state's populations increase, some have backed off on the blanket protections that many of these laws once had.
 
2012-01-30 11:23:24 AM
As a former owner of an Akbash, I'm getting a kick out of this story.

They're not particullarly fierce, their first reaction to a change in thier enviroment is usually to bark at it. Since they're a huge white dog, people are apperantly afraid of that.

Waaaaaaaaah, dog is barking at me, waaaaaaaaaah
 
2012-01-30 11:25:55 AM
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: Good Lord. I had no idea. My next thought had been that if you're a hiker and really worried about these dogs, a firearm would take care of your problem. Looks like, depending on where you are, you'd likely have to reimburse the owner for the cost of the dead dog due to the nature of open range laws. I had no idea it was still basically 1875 out west.

One random article I found that was interesting:


Most laws vary state by state and I think that you would be mostly covered if you shot the dog in self-protection and you were minding your own buisness. However, if you were 'harassing' the sheep, you would likely end up paying for the dog. As a word of caution, sometimes the action of 'harassing' can be defined very broadly and is usually very vauge in actual details in these laws.
 
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