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Crowd gathers in North Carolina for chance at sexual chocolate beer. "I am very warm in my coat. Had to skin a wookie to be here, it's basically a walking sleeping bag"
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Sybarite
2012-01-30 08:49:34 AM
It truly is the greatest love of all.
Actual Farking
2012-01-30 09:16:10 AM
That boy good!
ArkAngel
2012-01-30 10:35:51 AM
Actual Farking
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That boy good!
What about Rocky Marciano?
buckeyebrain
2012-01-30 11:03:42 AM
buckeyebrain
2012-01-30 11:04:25 AM
ArkAngel
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Actual Farking: That boy good!
What about Rocky Marciano?
Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shiat.
NuttierThanEver
2012-01-30 11:05:00 AM
buckeyebrain
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ArkAngel: Actual Farking: That boy good!
What about Rocky Marciano?
Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shiat.
He beat Joe Louis
schubie
2012-01-30 11:05:39 AM
Remember, before Eddie got caught with the transsexual hooker, when he made funny movies that weren't all family friendly and shiat? That was a golden era, Richard Marx on the radio, Zubaz pants for everyone.
Hawnkee
2012-01-30 11:06:01 AM
Clap...clap...(crickets)...clap.
Russ1642
2012-01-30 11:10:49 AM
NuttierThanEver
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buckeyebrain: ArkAngel: Actual Farking: That boy good!
What about Rocky Marciano?
Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shiat.
He beat Joe Louis
Dat's right. He whooped Joe Louis's ass.
cuzsis
2012-01-30 11:10:53 AM
Wookiee is the proper spelling.
/end geek thread jack.
jimpoz
2012-01-30 11:11:26 AM
NuttierThanEver
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buckeyebrain: ArkAngel: Actual Farking: That boy good!
What about Rocky Marciano?
Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shiat.
He beat Joe Louis
Fark you, fark you, and fark you. Who's next?
elev8meL8r
2012-01-30 11:11:30 AM
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Freakin Rican
2012-01-30 11:13:41 AM
wait a minute, wait a minute, wait stop right there! Listen: Stop right there, man. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he's having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, waiter come taste the soup. Waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup? He says: Taste the soup. He says: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot? He says: Will you taste the soup? What's wrong, is the soup too cold? Will you just taste the soup?! Allright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon?? Aha. Aha! ...
Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?"
sunsawed
2012-01-30 11:13:51 AM
ferretman
2012-01-30 11:14:55 AM
Current Resident
2012-01-30 11:15:52 AM
Sexual chocolate?
thelordofcheese
2012-01-30 11:28:19 AM
Oh boy. Undue hype for yet ANOTHER chocolate stout. Bring back Troegs Oatmeal.
yequalsy
2012-01-30 11:34:46 AM
Russ1642
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NuttierThanEver: buckeyebrain: ArkAngel: Actual Farking: That boy good!
What about Rocky Marciano?
Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shiat.
He beat Joe Louis
Dat's right. He whooped Joe Louis's ass.
Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought.
Actual Farking
2012-01-30 11:36:25 AM
schubie
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Remember, before Eddie got caught with the transsexual hooker, when he made funny movies that weren't all family friendly and shiat?
He made so many classics, he is obviously capable of better than the shiat he's been turning out. I think the last Eddie Murphy movie I enjoyed was Bowfinger.
no icon tact
2012-01-30 11:38:39 AM
Foothills Seeing Double IPA is GOOD
neversubmit
2012-01-30 11:51:21 AM
What what sexual chocolate might look like.
ArkAngel
2012-01-30 11:54:09 AM
yequalsy
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Russ1642: NuttierThanEver: buckeyebrain: ArkAngel: Actual Farking: That boy good!
What about Rocky Marciano?
Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shiat.
He beat Joe Louis
Dat's right. He whooped Joe Louis's ass.
Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought.
You ain't never met no Frank Sinatra
tophergartman
2012-01-30 11:57:10 AM
Wow, how has this not turned into a beer snob thread yet?
Speaking of that, has anyone ever been to a World of Beer franchise? Milwaukee is getting one soon, I'm wondering if its worth being excited about. There are already so many options for great beer, not sure if we need another.
And this . . .
Link
(NSFW new window BIG BLACK AZZ NSFW)
I Mash Grains
2012-01-30 11:58:23 AM
Foothills is good stuff, and has a cult following here - but it definitely is over-hyped. People will line up for anything if they know it is released in limited quantities.
//Making my own Bourbon RIS now.
imgod2u
2012-01-30 12:03:14 PM
One of the things I miss most about NC is the availability of beer. Sexual Chocolate and Hopslam are two of the best things I've ever tasted.
AngryJailhouseFistfark
2012-01-30 12:03:37 PM
The BBC has a documentary on sexual chocolate.
joecro2000
2012-01-30 12:05:23 PM
buckeyebrain
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[weblogs.baltimoresun.com image 500x480]
Came for Mark Henry reference. Leaving happy
early cuylers shotgun
2012-01-30 12:13:07 PM
Huge fan of the Peoples Porter. Foothills has great brews all around
thelordofcheese
2012-01-30 12:32:51 PM
tophergartman
:
Wow, how has this not turned into a beer snob thread yet?
Speaking of that, has anyone ever been to a World of Beer franchise? Milwaukee is getting one soon, I'm wondering if its worth being excited about. There are already so many options for great beer, not sure if we need another.
And this . . .
Link (NSFW new window BIG BLACK AZZ NSFW)
I pray that is a warp brush.
coldones
2012-01-30 12:42:44 PM
This is a good chocolate stout...
SpaceButler
2012-01-30 12:45:25 PM
I Mash Grains
:
Foothills is good stuff, and has a cult following here - but it definitely is over-hyped.
I have to agree. Foothills is good, but the best beer in Winston-Salem is to be had at Mellow Mushroom.
tophergartman
2012-01-30 12:45:50 PM
thelordofcheese
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I pray that is a warp brush.
Don't think so brah
iollow
2012-01-30 12:47:44 PM
They have the golden arches. We have the golden arcs. They have the Big Mac. We have the Big Mic.
GRCooper
2012-01-30 01:19:10 PM
Had the sexual chocolate. Had the dark lord. Tired of beers that taste like someone put a snickers through a blender.
/ditto wwwaaaaaayyyyy overhopped beers
EricTheHalfABee
2012-01-30 02:00:00 PM
i think i had this beer for the first time about 6 years ago. It is still one of, if not my favorite beers out there. I keep wanting to go camp out for it, but something always comes up. I suppose there's always next year.
/Will be getting some on draft at the Saucer tonight!
patrick767
2012-01-30 02:11:22 PM
I Mash Grains
Foothills is good stuff, and has a cult following here - but it definitely is over-hyped. People will line up for anything if they know it is released in limited quantities.
Getting Dark Lord has gotten absolutely absurd. I love that beer. It's one of my top 3 ever. Even I refuse to go to Dark Lord Day since 2008 though. Sure lines were hours long then and I debated whether to bother for six 22 oz beers, but it was fun to talk to people and exchange samples of other beers while we waited. I went for 3 years running (2006 - 2008).
Then it got even more ridiculous with tickets you have to buy ahead of time just to get the privilege of standing in line so you can buy Dark Lord. From what I hear, it didn't really help with the wait times. It just made things cost more. At the 2011 Dark Lord, the tickets sold out online within moments of going on sale. Then they started showing up on e-bay. Fark that.
Then... not satisfied with only one giant cluster fark of an event each year, 3 Floyd's made 2011's anniversary release basically another Dark Lord day type event. Fark that.
Psychopusher
2012-01-30 02:11:36 PM
I wonder if Oz Terry, Evan Ruff, and Stephen Arthur are beer drinkers? And more importantly, is that their profession?
beta_plus
2012-01-30 02:14:57 PM
GRCooper
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Had the sexual chocolate. Had the dark lord. Tired of beers that taste like someone put a snickers through a blender.
/ditto wwwaaaaaayyyyy overhopped beers
Thank god. I thought that I was the only one.
/more hops != automatically better beer
buckeyebrain
2012-01-30 02:40:18 PM
joecro2000
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buckeyebrain: [weblogs.baltimoresun.com image 500x480]
Came for Mark Henry reference. Leaving happy
I was actually trying to GIS a pic of Mark Henry with the "Chocolate" singlet, but the only ones I saw were ones where he was with Mae Young. I didn't want to make people lose their lunch, so...
steve42
2012-01-30 02:55:56 PM
FTFA:
A large crowd gathered in North Carolina for a chance to buy a beer infused with chocolate.
"I am very warm in my coat. Had to skin a wookie to be here, it's basically a walking sleeping bag," said Oz Terry, a beer drinker.
Did anyone see any place in the article where the reporter said it was cold outside? Instead, this quote makes Oz Terry sound like a scary homeless guy.
moothemagiccow
2012-01-30 03:05:28 PM
farking beer snobs
thelordofcheese
2012-01-30 03:31:17 PM
beta_plus
:
GRCooper: Had the sexual chocolate. Had the dark lord. Tired of beers that taste like someone put a snickers through a blender.
/ditto wwwaaaaaayyyyy overhopped beers
Thank god. I thought that I was the only one.
/more hops != automatically better beer
Damn straight. Just because it's high IBUs doesn't mean you can skimp on the other aspects. It's like Steel Reserve but it costs 4 times as much.
trekkiecougar
2012-01-30 07:29:36 PM
Wow, it's chocolate week here in NC. First this, then the Carolina Chocolate Festival down at Morehead City this weekend.
Tophergartman, that pic was just plain nasty, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your bed!!!
QT_3.14159
2012-01-30 10:15:19 PM
wookie
e
damn it....
Can't believe I'm the only one that bothers...
/nerd
patrick767
2012-01-31 03:42:00 PM
thelordofcheese
Damn straight. Just because it's high IBUs doesn't mean you can skimp on the other aspects. It's like Steel Reserve but it costs 4 times as much.
The good ones don't skimp. A good double IPA has a lot of malt in it too. Otherwise it'd just taste like hop water. No one wants that. Sure it's a bitter beer, but in a good way.
Comparing hopped up craft beers to a malt liquor is just idiotic.
thelordofcheese
2012-01-31 05:33:02 PM
patrick767
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thelordofcheese
Damn straight. Just because it's high IBUs doesn't mean you can skimp on the other aspects. It's like Steel Reserve but it costs 4 times as much.
The good ones don't skimp. A good double IPA has a lot of malt in it too. Otherwise it'd just taste like hop water. No one wants that. Sure it's a bitter beer, but in a good way.
Comparing hopped up craft beers to a malt liquor is just idiotic.
No. No it's not. I've had quite a few "craft" beers that were done horribly wrong.
Anyone near the burgh want to go t Hough's?
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