Calgary? I bet Wil gets stuck in Regina.

I_Am_Weasel: I've been to Vulcan. It's not as exciting as one might think.

I know what you mean. I've been a few times in the past couple of years, and it's just a hole in the ground now.

ManateeGag: PizzaJedi81: I_Am_Weasel: I've been to Vulcan. It's not as exciting as one might think.

I know what you mean. I've been a few times in the past couple of years, and it's just a hole in the ground now.

Alternate Universe. In the universe these characters exist in, Spock is missing, but Vulcan is still here.

Yes, I know. I was making what is referred to in the common parlance as, "AJOKE." You may need to recalibrate your sensors.

/route it through the deflector dish, they'll never see it coming.

ManateeGag: I was thinking that I should bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish. that might work.

Don't forget to modulate the frequency, to make sure it goes through their shields.

will the clown sweater be there?

Freakin Rican: will the clown sweater be there?



The clown sweater is omnipresent!

PizzaJedi81: ManateeGag: I was thinking that I should bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish. that might work.

Don't forget to modulate the frequency, to make sure it goes through their shields.

I'm thinking that an inverse tachyon pulse might do the trick.

If that doesn't work, you might need to recalibrate the Heisenberg compensators.

Doc Daneeka: PizzaJedi81: ManateeGag: I was thinking that I should bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish. that might work.

Don't forget to modulate the frequency, to make sure it goes through their shields.

I'm thinking that an inverse tachyon pulse might do the trick.

If that doesn't work, you might need to recalibrate the Heisenberg compensators.

What about the dilitium crystals? Won't they get overloaded?

Aar1012: ManateeGag: PizzaJedi81: ManateeGag: I was thinking that I should bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish. that might work.

Don't forget to modulate the frequency, to make sure it goes through their shields.

If it's the Borg, I'm going to have to randomly recalibrate the beam every few seconds so they don't adapt.

Just be careful to not overload the system or else you could inadvertently cause a warp core breach

Don't forget to use an inverse tachyon beam to scan for the floating rabble of Space-Irish, or Cryogenically Frozen Stereotypes (CFS^tm).

PizzaJedi81: ManateeGag: I was thinking that I should bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish. that might work.

Don't forget to modulate the frequency, to make sure it goes through their shields.

Just pray they don't reverse the polarity on their shields.

That saves the day so often i'd just leave it reversed and give Geordi a break.

J. Frank Parnell: That saves the day so often i'd just leave it reversed and give Geordi a break.

Oh, come on, it's not like he's got anything else to do.

PizzaJedi81: Doc Daneeka: PizzaJedi81: ManateeGag: I was thinking that I should bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish. that might work.

Don't forget to modulate the frequency, to make sure it goes through their shields.

I'm thinking that an inverse tachyon pulse might do the trick.

If that doesn't work, you might need to recalibrate the Heisenberg compensators.

What about the dilitium crystals? Won't they get overloaded?

Not if you route it through the backup EPS grid.

How to invent cold fusion:

Step 1: Throw in Rick Sternbach and Michael Okuda to the cast above
Step 2: Insulate and reinforce convention room walls, ceiling, floor really well
Step 3: Harness energy from critical mass nerdilinger-cataclysmogasm
Step 4: Profit

/Seriously though, nice work on the part of the organizers!

I wonder who's going to be the first to cancel?

/Brent Spiner is hilarious.
//John deLancie is classy awesome

Excited for a paying gig!!

Star Trek EXPOsed?

What's left to expose? Patrick Stewart has already seen everything.

PizzaJedi81: J. Frank Parnell: That saves the day so often i'd just leave it reversed and give Geordi a break.

Oh, come on, it's not like he's got anything else to do.

He should just write a cron job to flip it every once in a while.
Also needs one to rotate the shield frequency.
and a perl script to make sure the holodeck hasn't become sentient.

$sentient = $holodeck->isSentient();
if sentient {
$holodeck->reboot();
}

and then run it as a cron job.

buck1138: PizzaJedi81: J. Frank Parnell: That saves the day so often i'd just leave it reversed and give Geordi a break.

Oh, come on, it's not like he's got anything else to do.

He should just write a cron job to flip it every once in a while.
Also needs one to rotate the shield frequency.
and a perl script to make sure the holodeck hasn't become sentient.

$sentient = $holodeck->isSentient();
if sentient {
$holodeck->reboot();
}

and then run it as a cron job.

It might also be a good idea to run the Holodeck in a VM.

/I'm available for all your LCARS consulting needs.

This hat is full of Vagina.

Never has a thread been so deserving of the Geek tab. Carry on.

But for them to go to Calgary would violate the Prime Directive: Do not interfere with non-advanced civilizations.

ManateeGag: Doc Daneeka: PizzaJedi81: Doc Daneeka: PizzaJedi81: ManateeGag: I was thinking that I should bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish. that might work.

Don't forget to modulate the frequency, to make sure it goes through their shields.

I'm thinking that an inverse tachyon pulse might do the trick.

If that doesn't work, you might need to recalibrate the Heisenberg compensators.

What about the dilitium crystals? Won't they get overloaded?

Not if you route it through the backup EPS grid.

And set up a neutrino field to compensate for the excess energy output.

I thought they can recrystallize dilithium in the 24th century? Plus my understanding is that if all else fails, you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow and charge it with a packet of energetic tachyons.

I love the idea of this but my first thought was "Needs Money Tour 2012".

/Just happen to be rewatching the TNG series from Season 1
//I wonder if they'll still get Stewie to take them bowling

Had to do this *after* I moved out of Edmonton. . .

/s'okay. Consolation prize was being able to see the Queen up close and personal.

buck1138: PizzaJedi81: J. Frank Parnell: That saves the day so often i'd just leave it reversed and give Geordi a break.

Oh, come on, it's not like he's got anything else to do.

He should just write a cron job to flip it every once in a while.
Also needs one to rotate the shield frequency.
and a perl script to make sure the holodeck hasn't become sentient.

$sentient = $holodeck->isSentient();
if sentient {
$holodeck->reboot();
}

and then run it as a cron job.

I need to charge you for a new phone. What is your credit or debit card number?

I was snubbed by John de Lancie at D*C a couple years ago. One of the greatest days of my life.

/csb?

This should end well.

hbar98: buck1138: PizzaJedi81: J. Frank Parnell: That saves the day so often i'd just leave it reversed and give Geordi a break.

Oh, come on, it's not like he's got anything else to do.

He should just write a cron job to flip it every once in a while.
Also needs one to rotate the shield frequency.
and a perl script to make sure the holodeck hasn't become sentient.

$sentient = $holodeck->isSentient();
if sentient {
$holodeck->reboot();
}

and then run it as a cron job.

I need to charge you for a new phone. What is your credit or debit card number?

What's a credit card? I did service pack upgrades on about 4000 blades for a Gen-7 computer core and all I got was a Federation Participation Ribbon and a Replicator Card with 5 holes punched.

buck1138: hbar98: buck1138: PizzaJedi81: J. Frank Parnell: That saves the day so often i'd just leave it reversed and give Geordi a break.

Oh, come on, it's not like he's got anything else to do.

He should just write a cron job to flip it every once in a while.
Also needs one to rotate the shield frequency.
and a perl script to make sure the holodeck hasn't become sentient.

$sentient = $holodeck->isSentient();
if sentient {
$holodeck->reboot();
}

and then run it as a cron job.

I need to charge you for a new phone. What is your credit or debit card number?

What's a credit card? I did service pack upgrades on about 4000 blades for a Gen-7 computer core and all I got was a Federation Participation Ribbon and a Replicator Card with 5 holes punched.

Ah, well, in that case, if you have any gold pressed latinum around just remove the worthless gold and send it to me.

Mugato: gadian: Bah, I don't consider Denise Crosby as a "principle actor" for the show. And let's face it, no one really missed her. Worf did the job much better. She gets the same sort of sympathy that the chick that played Janice Rand gets.

And they kept bringing her back as her half Romulan daughter. What is this, a Back to the Future sequel? What kid looks exactly like their parent? Anyway, it's not like she was fired, she quit because she thought her character was lame. Every character was lame in the 1st season.

Meh, always liked her coming back as Sela. Thought that was fun in a cheesy way.

And although you're right about kids looking exactly like one of their parents, I know a few people, esp. daughters, that look 99% the same. It's freaky. And hot. Sometimes.

Goban: This hat is full of Vagina.

[blank stares from most of the audience]

Goban: [www.vancouversun.com image 620x400]

This hat is full of Vagina.

He's an ass who doesn't seem to appreciate his fans at all. Saw him at the same Con I saw Spiner and de Lancie (And James Marsters...classiest of class acts!), and he spent the entire hour rambling about the Olympics, Priceline and Sh*t My Dad Says.

My Grandma was from Vulcan, so logically I'm getting a kick...