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(Daily Mail)   88-year-old former Marine reveals his life as a Hollywood rentboy. Nailed Katharine Hepburn and had orgies with every celeb of the 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's. Semper Fi bro, you're now my hero times two   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 109
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2012-01-30 08:03:26 AM  

dragonchild: markfara: There's often a big difference between the way celebrities are presented in the media and the way they actually are.

Nobody's denying that; we just think this guy's full of shiat.


He may well be. But the attitude of some posters here (that the whole thing's just too obviously preposterous to even consider) bespeaks a certain naivete about what people get up to when nobody's looking.
 
2012-01-30 08:08:00 AM  

sweater_pups: "former marine" ??

submittard is not familiar with the US Marines.


Nice work, subby. Very old bait, but you hooked a couple. And you didn't push it by calling him a former soldier of the Marine Core.

/know your memes
 
2012-01-30 08:08:31 AM  

Huggermugger: It is speculated that one of the reasons Tracy was so tormented is that he was struggling with an attraction to men.


Or maybe it had something to do with his decades long affair Katherine Hepburn while he was still married.
 
2012-01-30 08:09:30 AM  

mbillips: sweater_pups: "former marine" ??

submittard is not familiar with the US Marines.

Nice work, subby. Very old bait, but you hooked a couple. And you didn't push it by calling him a former soldier of the Marine Core.

/know your memes


Oh, dammit, "former Marine" is correct. The meme is ex-Marine. Never mind, subby wasn't trolling; his respondents either were or are stupid.
 
2012-01-30 08:10:11 AM  

Pert: Nobody else spot the uncanny similarity between Scotty Bowers and another man in uniform?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 636x380]

[www.japanator.com image 620x376]


I was thinking more:

blog.ohinternet.com
 
2012-01-30 08:12:37 AM  

GrymRpr: Huggermugger: It is speculated that one of the reasons Tracy was so tormented is that he was struggling with an attraction to men.

Or maybe it had something to do with his decades long affair Katherine Hepburn while he was still married.


Same thing. Maybe he was attracted to Katherine Hepburn because she was the closest thing to a man he could find who WASN'T a dude. I mean, she wore PANTS!

/I'm assuming this guy is lying, not because his story is preposterous, but because it contains new information with no corroboration, and people lie. They LIE, like, all the time.
 
2012-01-30 08:16:28 AM  

Huggermugger: This guy is credible. I've read many biographies and autobiographies about the stars of the Golden Age of Hollywood, and they were a frisky bunch. Most of the actors and actresses eventually dipped their toes in the man or lady pond. Hepburn was about as blatantly butch as you can get, and 150 trysts over the course of 20 or 30 years is not outside the realm of possibility. It is speculated that one of the reasons Tracy was so tormented is that he was struggling with an attraction to men. For this guy to have pimped discreetly to find bedmates for famous actors and actresses isn't so implausible.


And back then I have to believe that acting was even more gay centric than it is now.
 
2012-01-30 08:17:05 AM  
Oh yeah? Well I also slept with Spencer Tracy and Vivien Leigh, and I banged Katherine Hepburn and Rita Hayworth too; in a foursome with Nefertiti, in my time-machine, no less. Furthermore, I once squired the Queen of Venus around the United States on a royal visit -oh, the nights of that peregrination were positively humid with inter-species fornications- and have fathered no less than 3 Norls upon the Grand Synlax of the Moon which, what with the bramble of paralytic mating spines surrounding the Uterine Conveyance, is quite an achievement let me tell you. But hey, his sex stories are cool too, I guess.
 
2012-01-30 08:19:06 AM  

mbillips: GrymRpr: Huggermugger: It is speculated that one of the reasons Tracy was so tormented is that he was struggling with an attraction to men.

Or maybe it had something to do with his decades long affair Katherine Hepburn while he was still married.

Same thing. Maybe he was attracted to Katherine Hepburn because she was the closest thing to a man he could find who WASN'T a dude. I mean, she wore PANTS!

/I'm assuming this guy is lying, not because his story is preposterous, but because it contains new information with no corroboration, and people lie. They LIE, like, all the time.


In fact, lying is one of humanity's most cherished forms of entertainment, right up there with murderball and critical literary analysis.
 
2012-01-30 08:19:31 AM  

Pert: Nobody else spot the uncanny similarity between Scotty Bowers and another man in uniform?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 636x380]

[www.japanator.com image 620x376]


No, but just because there isn't any.
 
2012-01-30 08:20:20 AM  

Heron: Oh yeah? Well I also slept with Spencer Tracy and Vivien Leigh


If he had said Vivian Leigh it would have been more believable. She was known to pick up tricks.
 
2012-01-30 08:22:26 AM  

rynthetyn: 150 is too high a number


I was in my 20s in the 70s and 150 is lowballing it a lot.
 
2012-01-30 08:23:06 AM  

markfara: WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: FTA: Mr Bowers claims he never accepted payment for organising sexual encounters, reports the Times

Yeah. right! That's hard to believe.

Honestly, that's the only part of his story I find less than believable.

Protip: There's often a big difference between the way celebrities are presented in the media and the way they actually are.


He also claim he work as a gigolo until the the 80's AIDS scared him so he stop and got married.

What I find hard to believe is he didn't accept money from celebrities for organizing sex orgies.
 
2012-01-30 08:24:23 AM  
Is there a group more full of shiat then ex marines ?
 
2012-01-30 08:25:39 AM  
FTFA:

"Mr Bowers, whose striking good looks attracted Hollywood's biggest icons, said the station was a 'safer hangout' then gay bars, which were often raided, reports the Times."

Good job, Daily Fail.
 
2012-01-30 08:29:00 AM  
How much has your maturity been stunted when you are trying to impress people with BS stories at the age of 88.
 
2012-01-30 08:34:51 AM  
This reminds me of the Sinatra Group on SNL with Phil Hartman where he drops all these old names like they're still around.

"Topic of the week, Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner, who would you rather nail? I disqualify myself, because I've done them BOTH."

tvmedia.ign.com
 
2012-01-30 08:39:34 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

images.wikia.com
 
2012-01-30 08:44:50 AM  
one day mentioned to my dad about a colorful old homeless looking character that frequented the deli-liquor store where i worked while in HS. 'Slugger' & his sidekick would buy serious amounts of bud quart cases, cold. i had to load his POS pickup several times a week.

this guy looked like he made way too many poor decisions in life. always cuts healing on his face & hands and his skin showed he neglected his health. a scary looking real life cartoon character dressed in rags and stooped from the years.

my dad knew Slugger from way back. dad said Slugger was hollywood handsome in his youth and well-heeled women from NYC would send a limo to no.nj to pick him for date nights. Dad was younger and said while he was in the C.C.C.'s Slugger was in the Marines, and was chosen to model for a recruiting poster.
 
2012-01-30 08:47:16 AM  
Sounds more like a Coastie. Semper Peratus.
 
2012-01-30 08:49:10 AM  

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: markfara: WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: FTA: Mr Bowers claims he never accepted payment for organising sexual encounters, reports the Times

Yeah. right! That's hard to believe.

Honestly, that's the only part of his story I find less than believable.

Protip: There's often a big difference between the way celebrities are presented in the media and the way they actually are.

He also claim he work as a gigolo until the the 80's AIDS scared him so he stop and got married.

What I find hard to believe is he didn't accept money from celebrities for organizing sex orgies.


Me, too. I mean. . . "Oh, sure. I'll be a whore and bang for money but I won't take money for organizing group banging. Cuz, you know, I'm not a pimp. . . ."

Yeah, morals and all that. . . .
 
2012-01-30 08:54:53 AM  

Bob16: Is there a group more full of shiat then ex marines ?


disgruntled can't-hack-it engineers slash communists?
 
2012-01-30 09:03:28 AM  
A Fact Check of his story might be interesting. Was he banging Edward and Wallis in Hollywood while they were being photographed somewhere else? Does he put Spencer Tracey in a specific type of car that he never owned?

Sure old Hollywood was a randy place. But what is most illogical is that all during that time he didn't come to the attention of the cops or some reporter?
 
2012-01-30 09:22:10 AM  
To all the haters:

Seriously, what's your problem? People never lie about sex.
 
2012-01-30 09:25:25 AM  

The_Sponge: Hero times two for taking it up the sh*tter? If you say so, Subby.


Sounds like somebody go the sh*tty end of the stick...
 
2012-01-30 09:30:10 AM  
headline Nailed Katharine Hepburn rtfa: had sex with a bunch of men never mentions having sex with women. I can understand why he is subby's hero. Subby is a giant homo.
 
2012-01-30 09:34:01 AM  
While we are name dropping the 40's , it is a well known story that Hitler farked the whole Jewish population of Europe while his buddy Benito went after "dark meat" and Roosevelt swam in the secretarial pool. Churchill of course was thrilled when he had a Cuban clasped in his mighty lips. Stalin, it is claimed, had a threesome in Tehran with a cripple and a fat man.This was all related to the public by former members of the press corps who were known as "former press corpsmen". Any confirmation about the "yellow fellows" of the far east and their preferences for island hoping?
 
2012-01-30 09:38:12 AM  

SharkTrager: Heron: Oh yeah? Well I also slept with Spencer Tracy and Vivien Leigh

If he had said Vivian Leigh it would have been more believable. She was known to pick up tricks.


I would have believed it if it was Vivian Vance
 
2012-01-30 09:45:31 AM  

animal900: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 636x380]

[images.wikia.com image 272x400]


NOW you're on the trolley!
 
2012-01-30 09:55:39 AM  
No mention of legendary cocksman Errol Flynn?

/Came for the "Former Marine" and "Core";
//Satisfied, came.
 
2012-01-30 09:58:52 AM  
Ewww! Ewwww! Ewww! I watched their movies!
 
2012-01-30 10:01:14 AM  
He sounds really gung-Ho.
 
2012-01-30 10:01:43 AM  

godofatheist: headline Nailed Katharine Hepburn rtfa: had sex with a bunch of men never mentions having sex with women. I can understand why he is subby's hero. Subby is a giant homo.


Vivian Leigh is not a man! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
 
2012-01-30 10:10:29 AM  

blackheart666: EatenTheSun: I used to bang Morgan Fairchild.

And by "Fairchild" you mean "Freeman"


i1207.photobucket.com

THE FARK?
 
2012-01-30 10:10:44 AM  
Darwin Porter.
/check him out
 
2012-01-30 10:13:50 AM  

mc_madness: No wonder Katherine Hepburn's head shaked like a bobblehead.

/too much pussy juice...


No. Such. Thing.
 
2012-01-30 10:30:10 AM  
Glad I'm not the only one that browsed through the article and came away with, 'he's full of shiat'.
 
2012-01-30 10:32:24 AM  

Broom: mc_madness: No wonder Katherine Hepburn's head shaked like a bobblehead.

/too much pussy juice...

No. Such. Thing.


This.
 
2012-01-30 10:38:35 AM  

mc_madness: No wonder Katherine Hepburn's head shaked like a bobblehead.

/too much pussy juice...


uh, I should be bouncing like I got St. Vitus Dance, if that is what it takes...
 
2012-01-30 11:31:28 AM  
So, he's saying there's no head like Jarhead?
 
2012-01-30 11:39:25 AM  
His own lovers included Edith Piaf, Spencer Tracy, Vivien Leigh and Cary Grant, he says.


yrihs.yale.edu

Old 'Tijuana Bible'.
 
2012-01-30 11:47:56 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: I invented the question mark.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Dad?
 
2012-01-30 11:51:44 AM  
What, all this and no mention of a more recent example?

spatula-city.org

Of course, he only claimed to be a Marine.
 
2012-01-30 12:24:21 PM  
"it's a seminal chapter of American popular culture"

Ahem.

/Semper five dollah
//Shores of Tripoli are a tad greasy.
 
2012-01-30 12:26:13 PM  

Heron: Oh yeah? Well I also slept with Spencer Tracy and Vivien Leigh, and I banged Katherine Hepburn and Rita Hayworth too; in a foursome with Nefertiti, in my time-machine, no less. Furthermore, I once squired the Queen of Venus around the United States on a royal visit -oh, the nights of that peregrination were positively humid with inter-species fornications- and have fathered no less than 3 Norls upon the Grand Synlax of the Moon which, what with the bramble of paralytic mating spines surrounding the Uterine Conveyance, is quite an achievement let me tell you. But hey, his sex stories are cool too, I guess.


The Uterine Conveyance sounds like a German art-rock collective.
 
2012-01-30 12:28:00 PM  
So, how did "all the people he arranged trysts with" keep their mouths shut and not talk about bedding Hollywood stars?

/Keep their mouths shut... I mean after the sex.
 
2012-01-30 12:28:58 PM  

stonelotus: blackheart666: EatenTheSun: I used to bang Morgan Fairchild.

And by "Fairchild" you mean "Freeman"

[i1207.photobucket.com image 465x479]

THE FARK?


From Driving Miss Daisy to Plowing Mister Starfish?

/just heard that goddamn Civil War documentary music in mah haid.
 
2012-01-30 12:40:41 PM  
Does he have any mementos? If he had so much work and if he got paid he could have been pretty comfortable in his old age. That's what you call making a living laying on your back. Oops, he's a guy, little more work. Any benefits?
 
2012-01-30 12:41:04 PM  

HiFiGuy: So, how did "all the people he arranged trysts with" keep their mouths shut and not talk about bedding Hollywood stars?

/Keep their mouths shut... I mean after the sex.


Fortunatley for the patrons, the same circumstances that lead to prostitution often lead to fraud, theft and/or drug charges. Whores are easy to discredit.
 
2012-01-30 12:46:53 PM  

Pert: We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught herpes in Hollywood. I needed 150 new girls for Katherine Hepburn, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called The Valley in those days. So I tied an onion to my cock, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a shilling, and in those days, shillings had pictures of King Edward VIII on 'em. Gimme a bisexual three-way for Eddie, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my cock, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...


Congrats on earning my first use of these retarded new smart/funny tags.
 
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