Whatever. The book will sell.

EatenTheSun: I used to bang Morgan Fairchild.

You bastard! That's my wife!

Tom Ballard, is that you?

I take in the pooper, i can has moneys!?#$@¿

can i reveal my life as a playboy, novelist, discoverer of the moon and inventor of the integrated circuit, all while banging every actress who appeared in more than one film, in every country?

Pics or it didn't happen

88-year-olds are sometimes confused about the past.

Did I ever tell you about the time Barbara Eden went full Genie on my bottle?

I promise you it happened. I was farking Dawn Wells at the time but also Barbara Feldon. She was the one who almost ripped my dick off. And that was before she found out I cheated.

maybe the facts are happening at this moment. mayhaps, he is digging up old celebrities and rent boying their remains. then it could all be true. truth is, after all, stranger than fiction.

EatenTheSun: I used to bang Morgan Fairchild.

And by "Fairchild" you mean "Freeman"

True or not, people do have sex. Even back in the 40s, when everyone in their 20s and 30s looked old. Big fkn deal..only subby would call him a hero..

EatenTheSun: I used to bang Morgan Fairchild.



So that's where my wife Morgan Fairchild was spending our hard eraned money.

I was doing Carol and Mike Brady back in the day. They couldn't fit me in those squares with the rest of the Bunch though.

/Hooked up Jan with Danny Partridge once.

This was an awfully big marine.......

FTA: Mr Bowers claims he never accepted payment for organising sexual encounters, reports the Times

Yeah. right! That's hard to believed.

And if a woman did the same thing, she'd be ridiculed as a slut

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: And if a woman did the same thing, she'd be ridiculed as a slut

Liar and a slut.

I invented the question mark.

Honey, writing down your fantasies is not biographical; it's called fiction.

By your standards, I'm a party animal, capable of amazing feats of dexterity with just about every James Bond actor, ever.


And a few of the actresses as well.

cherryl taggart: Honey, writing down your fantasies is not biographical; it's called fiction.

By your standards, I'm a party animal, capable of amazing feats of dexterity with just about every James Bond actor, ever.


And a few of the actresses as well.

Did I ever tell you guys about how Nirvana and I nailed the entirety of the house of representatives at once?

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught herpes in Hollywood. I needed 150 new girls for Katherine Hepburn, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called The Valley in those days. So I tied an onion to my cock, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a shilling, and in those days, shillings had pictures of King Edward VIII on 'em. Gimme a bisexual three-way for Eddie, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my cock, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

blackheart666: EatenTheSun: I used to bang Morgan Fairchild.

And by "Fairchild" you mean "Freeman"

He's Freemans granddaughter?

Nobody else spot the uncanny similarity between Scotty Bowers and another man in uniform?

let me see... every body on that list is dead right?

BTW I did Natalie Wood, Grace Kelly and 1920s version Lillian Gish (used my time machine to get there. That silent screen actress was not so silent in bed -wink wink)

First I did Katharine Hepburn then Hedy Lamarr..

Yeah that's the ticket...

Or was it Hedley Lamarr

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: FTA: Mr Bowers claims he never accepted payment for organising sexual encounters, reports the Times

Yeah. right! That's hard to believe.

Honestly, that's the only part of his story I find less than believable.

Protip: There's often a big difference between the way celebrities are presented in the media and the way they actually are.

This guy is credible. I've read many biographies and autobiographies about the stars of the Golden Age of Hollywood, and they were a frisky bunch. Most of the actors and actresses eventually dipped their toes in the man or lady pond. Hepburn was about as blatantly butch as you can get, and 150 trysts over the course of 20 or 30 years is not outside the realm of possibility. It is speculated that one of the reasons Tracy was so tormented is that he was struggling with an attraction to men. For this guy to have pimped discreetly to find bedmates for famous actors and actresses isn't so implausible.

That's weird, I had the SAME job!

No wonder Katherine Hepburn's head shaked like a bobblehead.

/too much pussy juice...

Pert: Nobody else spot the uncanny similarity between Scotty Bowers and another man in uniform?

I was kinda thinking he bears a strong resemblance to Matt Damon. Is Matt really sure he knows who his daddy is?

Candygram4Mongo: 88-year-old former Marine Corps Core veteran

/say it right, boy!

markfara: There's often a big difference between the way celebrities are presented in the media and the way they actually are.

Nobody's denying that; we just think this guy's full of shiat.

Pert: Nobody else spot the uncanny similarity between Scotty Bowers and another man in uniform?

I'm thinking more: