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2012-01-30 12:54:17 AM
Insurance companies treating their policy holders like shiat isn't a uniquely American thing.
 
2012-01-30 05:43:34 AM
You know, if we really needed insurance companies, they wouldn't make such high profits.
 
2012-01-30 05:48:21 AM
The soldiers aren't holding up their end of the deal, which makes this really their responsibility.

Too many of them sign up for long-term insurance contracts with lower premiums, but cancel right after their tours are complete. In effect, they are attempting to cheat the system by collecting on low-risk life insurance though they are actually high risk. Even understanding that gaming of the system, the insurance company still covers them, but once the high risk has passed the soldiers bail on their contract.

It's a shiatty thing to do, and soldiers ought to know better than to act like scam artists.
 
2012-01-30 05:50:56 AM
If most people would look at their insurance policies, they'd see it doesn't cover "an act of war".
 
2012-01-30 06:00:16 AM
Bigdogdaddy: If most people would look at their insurance policies, they'd see it doesn't cover "an act of war".

Declared war, or security action?
 
2012-01-30 06:02:15 AM
Privatized profits
Socialized losses
 
2012-01-30 06:02:33 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: The soldiers aren't holding up their end of the deal, which makes this really their responsibility.

Too many of them sign up for long-term insurance contracts with lower premiums, but cancel right after their tours are complete. In effect, they are attempting to cheat the system by collecting on low-risk life insurance though they are actually high risk. Even understanding that gaming of the system, the insurance company still covers them, but once the high risk has passed the soldiers bail on their contract.

It's a shiatty thing to do, and soldiers ought to know better than to act like scam artists.


Meh. I'll give you a conditional 5/10. We'll see how many hits you get.
 
2012-01-30 06:05:11 AM
it was a foreign policy, everyone knows the united states sucks at foreign policy.
 
2012-01-30 06:07:07 AM
Savage Belief: AverageAmericanGuy: The soldiers aren't holding up their end of the deal, which makes this really their responsibility.

Too many of them sign up for long-term insurance contracts with lower premiums, but cancel right after their tours are complete. In effect, they are attempting to cheat the system by collecting on low-risk life insurance though they are actually high risk. Even understanding that gaming of the system, the insurance company still covers them, but once the high risk has passed the soldiers bail on their contract.

It's a shiatty thing to do, and soldiers ought to know better than to act like scam artists.

Meh. I'll give you a conditional 5/10. We'll see how many hits you get.


Sorry. I forgot that it's always the insurance companies' fault and god forbid anyone ever say anything disparaging the troops.

Go war!
 
2012-01-30 06:15:10 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: It's a shiatty thing to do, and soldiers ought to know better than to act like scam artists.

I know you're trolling, but you're not really wrong, other than assigning intent to soldiers.

Insurance companies could write a contract that specifically excluded deployed military personal, or acts of war, or anything of the like. If they fail to do that it's their own fault. Canceling already-written policies is a dick move; the whole point of insurance is that life is unpredictable and insurance is a tool to mitigate that risk; insurance companies that don't properly calculate that risk are simply inferior in their line of business and should get no special protection.

That being said, insurance companies should be free to cancel any policy at any time given compliance with the terms of their original contract and applicable law. If you sign an insurance contract that allows short-term cancelation without some misdeed on your part that's your own problem.
 
2012-01-30 06:17:38 AM
JackalRabbit: it was a foreign policy, everyone knows the united states sucks at foreign policy.

That's not actually a good joke, but chuckled at the concept. I'll TF sponsor the first farker that applies the proper word-smithery to the concept to make a real joke. (At my sole discretion; no award is guaranteed; void where prohibited).
 
2012-01-30 06:24:23 AM
sethstorm: Bigdogdaddy: If most people would look at their insurance policies, they'd see it doesn't cover "an act of war".

Declared war, or security action?


Up to the discretion of the Insurance Co, no doubt.

Of course, there's those shareholders to to take care of first. Policyholders? Employees? Just a nuisance..
 
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2012-01-30 06:27:10 AM
GEICO spends almost $1 BILLION a year on advertising.
 
ows
2012-01-30 06:33:15 AM
Under the policy changes a soldier serving on the front line in Afghanistan would only be able to buy up to $250,000 of life cover for a premium of $455 per month. $750,000 of cover used to cost $1415 a year after a 12-month waiting period.

"We are not leaving anyone in the lurch and I would like to insure more soldiers," Mr Condon said.

I'M SURE YOU WOULD MR. DICKWAD.
 
2012-01-30 06:33:17 AM
profplump: JackalRabbit: it was a foreign policy, everyone knows the united states sucks at foreign policy.

That's not actually a good joke, but chuckled at the concept. I'll TF sponsor the first farker that applies the proper word-smithery to the concept to make a real joke. (At my sole discretion; no award is guaranteed; void where prohibited).


Everyone but Australia knows that the US sucks at foreign policy.

/that be bout as hard as I'm trying
 
2012-01-30 06:33:41 AM
I wish the mob would take on insurance. I'd rather have a gangster with a Tommy Gun trying to collect because I know he'd have some mercy in his soul. Actuaries are heartless creatures with no redeeming qualities.
 
2012-01-30 06:38:13 AM
sethstorm: Bigdogdaddy: If most people would look at their insurance policies, they'd see it doesn't cover "an act of war".

Declared war, or security action?


You can get insurance with an act of war rider so that it will still cover you. Before buying any kind of long-term insurance one should do some research and shop around otherwise you get what you deserve. You can get all kinds of riders on your insurance. Some will cover traumatic injury/illness up to a large % of the total value of the policy without surrendering it. This helps cover things like expensive cancer treatments and life saving surgeries. Other riders can cover your children and no not just 1 but all of them with a single rider...you don't need to plan your family around insurance.

try using your heads people. one size does not fit all. There are lots of decent products out there. Some cover only hospitalization and transport and such but won't include routine doctor visits. It isn't routine that breaks the bank...its the big stuff like hey I've got cancer of the ball-sack and or dirty pillows.

life insurance is widely varied and there are so many kinds that people really need to heed the phrase "buyer beware." Some will try to churn and burn you for commission even though it is illegal to do such a thing. Policy cancellations are only the tip of what can happen. If the soldiers were acting like douches and not paying for the entire term...well that is a good enough reason to cancel the policy imho...not paying? to f'ing bad.
 
2012-01-30 06:40:43 AM
it was a holiday romance, everyone knows americans suck for $s, but will not swallow for AUDs.
 
2012-01-30 06:41:03 AM
doglover: I wish the mob would take on insurance. I'd rather have a gangster with a Tommy Gun trying to collect because I know he'd have some mercy in his soul. Actuaries are heartless creatures with no redeeming qualities.

Insurance here in Japan is especially expensive, for no obvious reason.

I hear those "I got 1,000,000 30yr term life for $30 a month" commercials on the radio when I'm back in the States. Here, a 30,000,000 yen policy is out of my price range.
 
2012-01-30 06:44:16 AM
Insurance = legal ponzi scheme.
 
2012-01-30 06:44:19 AM
TDBoedy: There are lots of decent products out there.

Genocidal warlords in Africa occasionally stumble upon sensible economic policy as well.

That doesn't mean they're not still evil. Insurance is like that only they don't use guns to kill people, they use a fat man in a bad tie and a rubber stamp with the word "denied" on it.

Make no mistake, insurance IS evil incarnate and in practice. In fact, insurance might be WORSE than the genocidal maniac because you can only kill about 1500 people with guns before America or Russia bomb you.
 
2012-01-30 06:44:36 AM
So once an insurance company agrees to write a 1 year policy on a risk, they have to write that policy for life? They're not allowed to reevaluate their risk every year and decide if they want to renew?

They've given 60 days. Find a new carrier.
 
2012-01-30 06:47:44 AM
doglover: TDBoedy: There are lots of decent products out there.

Genocidal warlords in Africa occasionally stumble upon sensible economic policy as well.

That doesn't mean they're not still evil. Insurance is like that only they don't use guns to kill people, they use a fat man in a bad tie and a rubber stamp with the word "denied" on it.

Make no mistake, insurance IS evil incarnate and in practice. In fact, insurance might be WORSE than the genocidal maniac because you can only kill about 1500 people with guns before America or Russia bomb you.


the derp is strong with you.
 
2012-01-30 06:49:38 AM
For you insurance is evil idiots:

Without insurance nothing of substance gets built. Do you think an investor will build a $100m factory if it could burn down and he'd lose his whole investment? Or that one worker could do something stupid and paralyze himself, and he lose everything?
 
2012-01-30 06:51:31 AM
TDBoedy: doglover: TDBoedy: There are lots of decent products out there.

Genocidal warlords in Africa occasionally stumble upon sensible economic policy as well.

That doesn't mean they're not still evil. Insurance is like that only they don't use guns to kill people, they use a fat man in a bad tie and a rubber stamp with the word "denied" on it.

Make no mistake, insurance IS evil incarnate and in practice. In fact, insurance might be WORSE than the genocidal maniac because you can only kill about 1500 people with guns before America or Russia bomb you.

the derp is strong with you.


Yes, but I can sleep at night. Albeit not on a pile of blood money like you.
Word to the wise, insurance coverage isn't a "product" it's a racket. And one day, you'll know this and suffer.

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2012-01-30 06:52:01 AM
There are life policies that don't exclude suicide and acts of war?
 
Juc
2012-01-30 06:52:38 AM
We wouldn't even know about this if don't ask don't tell wasn't repealed.
In the past you'd never hear of any american withdrawing protection from soldiers down under.

If you know what I mean.
 
2012-01-30 06:53:00 AM
RDixon: There are life policies that don't exclude suicide and acts of war?

Plenty that don't exclude suicide, and someone's already discussed riders that cover acts of war.
 
2012-01-30 06:57:23 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: I wish the mob would take on insurance. I'd rather have a gangster with a Tommy Gun trying to collect because I know he'd have some mercy in his soul. Actuaries are heartless creatures with no redeeming qualities.

Insurance here in Japan is especially expensive, for no obvious reason.

I hear those "I got 1,000,000 30yr term life for $30 a month" commercials on the radio when I'm back in the States. Here, a 30,000,000 yen policy is out of my price range.


I'm sure that's because of some wierd sense of Japanese honor or something, like maybe they actually pay claims when they owe them. If the Japs would get with the program and just collect premiums, they could compete with us on price.
 
2012-01-30 06:58:48 AM
MugzyBrown: Do you think an investor will build a $100m factory if it could burn down and he'd lose his whole investment?

Yeah yeah yeah.

I just needed to erupt. I was serious about the body count, though. for profit insurance has killed more people than cancer, many of them probably from cancer so they double count.
 
2012-01-30 06:59:08 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie: Of course, there's those shareholders to to take care of first. Policyholders? Employees? Just a nuisance..

If only there was some sort of legally-enforcable written documentation of the agreement between the insured and the insurer that could settle such disputes in an authoritative, fair manner. It would really be great if insurance included some sort of closely-regulated civil contract to ensure everyone knew what they were getting into.

Insurance companies can be dicks, but they're almost always dicks in writing, in advance of the loss -- I have trouble feeling bad for people that agree to pay for bad insurance policies.
 
2012-01-30 07:01:51 AM
RDixon: There are life policies that don't exclude suicide and acts of war?

Most life insurance policies cover suicide, at least after some waiting period. If yours doesn't you really should reconsider because it's a pretty common coverage. Acts of war/god/etc. are more generally excluded, but it's certainly possible to find a policy the does not exclude those losses -- you just have to know what you're buying.
 
2012-01-30 07:09:44 AM
doglover: I was serious about the body count, though. for profit insurance has killed more people than cancer, many of them probably from cancer so they double count.

Insurance kills people? Really!?! And you want us to take you seriously?

Link me to a study that shows how for-profit insurance is statistical correlated (not even causally related -- I'd settle for just statistically correlated) to cancer and I'll subscribe to your newsletter. Until then you should really just keep quiet while the adults discuss legitimate healthcare cost sharing systems.
 
2012-01-30 07:14:58 AM
Diggers? Please!
 
2012-01-30 07:17:01 AM
profplump: And you want us to take you seriously?

What? Gods no. I want you to say something interesting.

I just don't like it when self important people refer to what's basically a convoluted three card monty with invoices and contracts instead of cards and a table refer to their crap as "products" because they're producing nothing but paperwork. Unless they work for Xerox they aren't producers, they're users. They don't make vehicles, products, or technologies. Those are buzz words. They make plans, systems, and a host of other less savory words.

That's why I flew off the handle. By using pompous terminology you've eliminated the value of anything you have to say. And if we're gonna be wasting words, then I'd like to waste some more exciting ones.
 
2012-01-30 07:24:33 AM
MugzyBrown: Without insurance nothing of substance gets built.

Nope, nothing of substance was ever built without insurance.

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2012-01-30 07:28:34 AM
profplump: doglover: I was serious about the body count, though. for profit insurance has killed more people than cancer, many of them probably from cancer so they double count.

Insurance kills people? Really!?! And you want us to take you seriously?

Link me to a study that shows how for-profit insurance is statistical correlated (not even causally related -- I'd settle for just statistically correlated) to cancer and I'll subscribe to your newsletter. Until then you should really just keep quiet while the adults discuss legitimate healthcare cost sharing systems.


I'll play along. Cancer: virtually unknown in 1800. Insurance: virtually unknown (outside of shipping) in 1800. Cancer: ubiquitous in 2012. Insurance: ubiquitous (about to be mandated by law) in 2012. Coincidence? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
 
2012-01-30 07:30:47 AM
untaken_name: I'll play along. Cancer: virtually unknown in 1800. Insurance: virtually unknown (outside of shipping) in 1800. Cancer: ubiquitous in 2012. Insurance: ubiquitous (about to be mandated by law) in 2012. Coincidence? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

Absolutely not! Insurance is to blame.

Now let me tell you about the sinister side of credit cards. . .
 
2012-01-30 07:34:14 AM
untaken_name: MugzyBrown: Without insurance nothing of substance gets built.

Nope, nothing of substance was ever built without insurance.


Insurance. It's not as good as slavery.

Nice tagline
 
2012-01-30 07:37:39 AM
doglover: I just don't like it when self important people refer to what's basically a convoluted three card monty with invoices and contracts instead of cards and a table refer to their crap as "products" because they're producing nothing but paperwork.

All financial deals are nothing but paperwork; unless you're tying to make some argument about fiat currency that point is irrelevant.

And I even agree that insurance is similar to gambling. If the outcome was known in advance insurance would be irrelevant because no one would invest in things they knew would fail/burn/flood/etc. But since that's not the case it seems like investing in a law-of-averages risk-mitiagation pool is a pretty reasonable "product".
 
2012-01-30 07:38:13 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: untaken_name: MugzyBrown: Without insurance nothing of substance gets built.

Nope, nothing of substance was ever built without insurance.

Insurance. It's not as good as slavery.

Nice tagline


I would go with: Insurance: the less-efficient form of slavery.
 
2012-01-30 07:41:07 AM
untaken_name: I'll play along. Cancer: virtually unknown in 1800. Insurance: virtually unknown (outside of shipping) in 1800. Cancer: ubiquitous in 2012. Insurance: ubiquitous (about to be mandated by law) in 2012. Coincidence? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

Cancer: virtually unknown in 1800. Tivo: virtually unknown in 1800. Cancer: ubiquitous in 2012. Tivo: ubiquitous (about to be mandated by law) in 2012. Coincidence? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
 
2012-01-30 07:41:21 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: untaken_name: MugzyBrown: Without insurance nothing of substance gets built.

Nope, nothing of substance was ever built without insurance.

Insurance. It's not as good as slavery.

Nice tagline


The pyramids were built by slaves now?
 
2012-01-30 07:41:44 AM
Haven't insurance companies been known to reneg on serious illnesses requiring lengthy or permanent treatment?

Especially when they say a client lied about preexisting medical conditions (despite a medical checkup which also covers that specific condition, at the period of signing).

More than one case has been fought over in court with insurance claims, insurance companies and their sometimes dubious ethics.

So Yeah, please don't insult us by assuming we're naive, especially when there is serious precedent which warrants casting a doubtful eye on insurance companies. It's mainly themselves they have to blame for their bad public image. That, and people who need to make a claim aren't usually in the happiest of moods considering they need the money to cover for an unforeseen unfavorable or dangerous contingency.
 
2012-01-30 07:42:44 AM
AverageAmericanGuy.The soldiers aren't holding up their end of the deal, which makes this really their responsibility
It's a shiatty thing to do, and soldiers ought to know better than to act like scam artists.

And what insurance conpany do you work for ?
Given the atrocious premiums why would you continue to pay them once you're out of harms way,tihis company made more than enough money off the soldiers in combat,yet you suggest the give them more money when they are civilians or are demobed.
 
2012-01-30 07:44:09 AM
profplump: untaken_name: I'll play along. Cancer: virtually unknown in 1800. Insurance: virtually unknown (outside of shipping) in 1800. Cancer: ubiquitous in 2012. Insurance: ubiquitous (about to be mandated by law) in 2012. Coincidence? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

Cancer: virtually unknown in 1800. Tivo: virtually unknown in 1800. Cancer: ubiquitous in 2012. Tivo: ubiquitous (about to be mandated by law) in 2012. Coincidence? YOU BE THE JUDGE.


Don't even get me started on Tivo. You think you're recording tv....what you don't realize is THEY'RE RECORDING YOU, TOO....

/I'm guessing you didn't understand what "I'll play along" meant.
//I wasn't being serious with my statement and I used fallacious logic on purpose
 
2012-01-30 07:46:44 AM
profplump: untaken_name: I'll play along. Cancer: virtually unknown in 1800. Insurance: virtually unknown (outside of shipping) in 1800. Cancer: ubiquitous in 2012. Insurance: ubiquitous (about to be mandated by law) in 2012. Coincidence? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

Cancer: virtually unknown in 1800. Tivo: virtually unknown in 1800. Cancer: ubiquitous in 2012. Tivo: ubiquitous (about to be mandated by law) in 2012. Coincidence? YOU BE THE JUDGE.


Ubiquitous? I don't know what kind of crack you're smoking. In Japan you're lucky to get 12 working channels, let alone cable or a Tivo.
 
2012-01-30 07:47:39 AM
doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: untaken_name: MugzyBrown: Without insurance nothing of substance gets built.

Nope, nothing of substance was ever built without insurance.

Insurance. It's not as good as slavery.

Nice tagline

The pyramids were built by slaves now?


No... Try around four thousand years ago.

No one is building pyramids of that scale these days except for the Luxor and the Illuminati.
 
2012-01-30 07:56:02 AM
Zembla: Especially when they say a client lied about preexisting medical conditions (despite a medical checkup which also covers that specific condition, at the period of signing).

That's really not true. If the insured commits fraud the insurance company is not required to pre-invesitage that fraud. But if the insurer has access to information that would be used to deny future claims they're prevented by estoppel from continuing to collect premiums from/certify insurance to that party if they have no intent to pay future claims.

Insurance companies can certainly be jerks. And there are some "insurance" policies that are improperly funded and try to make money by denying claims. But most reputable insurance companies are setup to pay all claims as defined by their policy, and to make a profit simply be holding money between the time when it's paid as a premium and the time when it's due as a benefit -- only bad insurance companies intend to make money by denying claims.

That's not to say there aren't bad insurance companies that are out to screw people; those certainly exist and should be held accountable. But there are a lot of insurance companies that fully intend to honor the promises of their contract, and it's unfair to hold those honest companies "accountable" to people who didn't understand the contract, or failed to fulfill their part of the contract.
 
2012-01-30 07:56:57 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: untaken_name: MugzyBrown: Without insurance nothing of substance gets built.

Nope, nothing of substance was ever built without insurance.

Insurance. It's not as good as slavery.

Nice tagline

The pyramids were built by slaves now?

No... Try around four thousand years ago.

No one is building pyramids of that scale these days except for the Luxor and the Illuminati.


I know when they were built, what I'm saying is there's a fairly LARGE body of evidence that slaves were not the primary builders.
 
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