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Raging Thespian

2012-01-30 12:11:14 AM

No.

ArtosRC

2012-01-30 12:12:27 AM

I'm sure that the risk of your balls exploding in the sack is extremely low. Couldn't be any worse than snipping, right? Right?

A Terrible Human

2012-01-30 12:12:40 AM

Well that doesn't sound like it could lead to accidental pregnancies with horribly deformed fetuses.

TorqueToad

2012-01-30 12:13:23 AM

Seems ok to me. I'd use it.

libranoelrose

2012-01-30 12:13:56 AM

libranoelrose

2012-01-30 12:14:35 AM

libranoelrose

2012-01-30 12:15:30 AM

Pribar

2012-01-30 12:16:06 AM

Cool now we just need to set em up at the entrances to the welfare offices and prisons and we are all set.

libranoelrose

2012-01-30 12:16:10 AM

Le Bomb Suprize

2012-01-30 12:16:18 AM

Leave me alone, I'm batin'!

libranoelrose

2012-01-30 12:17:57 AM

Pribar: Cool now we just need to set em up at the entrances to the welfare offices and prisons and we are all set.

Or maybe at the entrance to military recruiters offices?

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PsyPBJBacon

2012-01-30 12:18:15 AM

Seems like a whole lotta bad.

libranoelrose

2012-01-30 12:18:35 AM

Le Bomb Suprize: Leave me alone, I'm batin'!

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UsikFark

2012-01-30 12:19:01 AM

FTA: The concept was first proposed in the 1970s, but is now being pursued by researchers at the University of North Carolina who won a grant from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.

My God, what have the done?

Loren

2012-01-30 12:19:21 AM

It doesn't sound reliable enough.

libranoelrose

2012-01-30 12:19:23 AM

RatMaster999

2012-01-30 12:20:25 AM

Gyrfalcon

2012-01-30 12:20:34 AM

Pribar: Cool now we just need to set em up at the entrances to the welfare offices and prisons and we are all set.

Because pregnancy is a big problem in jail?

krafty420

2012-01-30 12:20:35 AM

So Bill Gates is doing something right for once

hbk72777

2012-01-30 12:21:17 AM

Set laser beams to Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas and California to start with

Canton

2012-01-30 12:22:10 AM

"The last thing we want is a lingering damage to sperm," he said.

So sperm is more important than mental health? Got it.

/Can only imagine...

JudgeMuttonChops

2012-01-30 12:22:14 AM

WelldeadLink

2012-01-30 12:22:49 AM

Subby^yougot _me

Ambivalence

2012-01-30 12:23:06 AM

"The last thing we want is a lingering damage to sperm,"

Oh yah sure. Thta's the LAST thing you want. Because every sperm is sacred.

EllenTheBad

2012-01-30 12:23:59 AM

What the hell is "andrology?"

Canton

2012-01-30 12:26:55 AM

EllenTheBad: What the hell is "andrology?"

Noun
andrology (uncountable)
A branch of medicine concerned with male diseases and especially with those affecting the male reproductive system.

Source (new window)

First I've seen that term, too, but it makes sense.

Mister Toast

2012-01-30 12:30:12 AM

Now that I posted this, it's time for Brawndo, its got electrolytes.

jingks

2012-01-30 12:31:22 AM

Canton: So sperm is more important than mental health? Got it.

Ambivalence: Oh yah sure. Thta's the LAST thing you want. Because every sperm is sacred.

There are looking for a viable, temporary male contraceptive and therefore do not want to damage the sperm producing cells in the process.

What the hell are you two going on about?

Notabunny

2012-01-30 12:34:36 AM

Canton: EllenTheBad: What the hell is "andrology?"

Noun
andrology (uncountable)
A branch of medicine concerned with male diseases and especially with those affecting the male reproductive system.

Imagine the bumper stickers.

The Smails Kid

2012-01-30 12:34:54 AM

RatMaster999: [slurmed.com image 640x480]

C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

steamingpile

2012-01-30 12:35:17 AM

So women get a pill or a little ring but they want to zap our balls with electricity as a birth control method?

FUUUUUUU*K YOU..........

Ivo Shandor

2012-01-30 12:35:59 AM

RatMaster999: [slurmed.com image 640x480]

This was the correct reference, and should have been in the headline.

jaylectricity

2012-01-30 12:37:36 AM

RatMaster999: [slurmed.com image 640x480]

I love this comment. Written by the same genre of cartoon creaters, and also a show about the future.

Ishidan

2012-01-30 12:38:08 AM

steamingpile: So women get a pill or a little ring but they want to zap our balls with electricity as a birth control method?

FUUUUUUU*K YOU..........

Your mother called, she'd like to tell you about something called a "mammogram".

Ball Zitch

2012-01-30 12:39:00 AM

There's enough bad things that can happen to balls. We do not need more.

brandnewchair

2012-01-30 12:39:40 AM

RatMaster999: [slurmed.com image 640x480]

thank you..
everyone else missed the much more appropriate reference.

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/1ACV13/03.mp3

adeist69

2012-01-30 12:42:30 AM

How long before we can deploy this technology to the battlefield?

buckler

2012-01-30 12:43:01 AM

EllenTheBad: What the hell is "andrology?"

"Andro-" is to men what "gyno-" is to women. So women have gynecology, and men have andrology, not to be confused with androgyny.

buckler

2012-01-30 12:46:25 AM

steamingpile: So women get a pill or a little ring but they want to zap our balls with electricity as a birth control method?

FUUUUUUU*K YOU..........

Well, no; they'd be zapping your balls with sound waves in a warm salt water bath. You'd never feel it any more than you do an ultrasound exam. Even so, I don't relish the thought of my little guys swimming around crippled and dying. If there were an accident during Happy Time, I'd hate to see the results. I keep thinking about the transporter accident in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

CrispFlows

2012-01-30 12:47:01 AM

I'd much prefer this than vasectomy.

brandnewchair

2012-01-30 12:47:45 AM

RatMaster999: [slurmed.com image 640x480]

although, i guess it didnt have a lasting effect... considering 'mr. im my own grandpa' over there.

Marcintosh

2012-01-30 12:48:39 AM

Isn't the birthrate declining in the first and second worlds?

And something something necrotic tissue something something gangrene something or other.

no, no thanks. Taking what's left of my men to the incinerator with me. Not really interested in getting rid of what I'm not using so there's that to be considered too.

JudgeMuttonChops

2012-01-30 12:48:52 AM

buckler: EllenTheBad: What the hell is "andrology?"

"Andro-" is to men what "gyno-" is to women. So women have gynecology, and men have andrology, not to be confused with androgyny.

trekmovie.com

/Riker was never confused with androgyny.

also,
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ElLoco

2012-01-30 12:49:34 AM

"They found that two, 15-minute doses...

It doesn't hurt the second time.

phalaeo

2012-01-30 12:56:42 AM

steamingpile: So women get a pill or a little ring but they want to zap our balls with electricity as a birth control method?

FUUUUUUU*K YOU..........

It's ultrasound, you big baby. Basically someone rubbing your stuff with a metal wand and gel... nothing you don't do on a Saturday night anyways.

stonelotus

2012-01-30 12:58:12 AM

adeist69: How long before we can deploy this technology to the battlefield?

just as soon as NDAA passes.

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7wolf

2012-01-30 12:58:44 AM

I have to wonder how much of a difference that even makes... "sub fertile" doesn't sound entirely convincing. Especially not I'd-bother-doing-this convincing.

Summer Glau's Love Slave

2012-01-30 01:00:16 AM

/Cheap shot.
//So very ashamed of myself.

magneticmushroom

2012-01-30 01:02:48 AM

fark that. You aren't using that jazz on my jizz. Especially the part about "damaged sperm" and "damaged babies" in particular.

I'd sooner just get the vasectomy, thanks.

Notabunny

2012-01-30 01:03:27 AM

phalaeo: steamingpile: So women get a pill or a little ring but they want to zap our balls with electricity as a birth control method?

FUUUUUUU*K YOU..........

It's ultrasound, you big baby. Basically someone rubbing your stuff with a metal wand and gel... nothing you don't do on a Saturday night anyways.

Do we get to watch a movie while they knock our junk around? 'Cause there is nothing I'm going to want to talk about.

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