#2 please
#5 looks like she just finished up with a gagger porn routine.

/fap fap fap

As much as I get a laugh from the weekly mugshots, sometimes it makes me feel that some days I don't want to leave the house. Crazy world out there.

is #5 naked? I like to see more pics

bim1154: #2 please
#5 looks like she just finished up with a gagger porn routine.

/fap fap fap

SONOFA...
Came to make the Gagging comment. Well done.

mmnessa: Subby why did you have to go ahead and use the word "retarded" like a derogatory term. This isn't middle school for fark's sake.

Well, I wouldn't call it complimentary.

Also... had no idea 'keeping a disorderly house' was a crime. I'm glad nobody showed the cops my college housing. (For several other reasons, too.)

Was #12 under the influence of geritol while driving?

In case you were wondering..

"a disorderly house is a house in which the conduct of the inhabitants is such as to become a public nuisance, or a house where people congregate to the probable disturbance of the public peace or other commission of crime."

From here (new window)

emonk: In case you were wondering..

"a disorderly house is a house in which the conduct of the inhabitants is such as to become a public nuisance, or a house where people congregate to the probable disturbance of the public peace or other commission of crime."

From here (new window)

Oh. So most frat houses would qualify, then.

/glad it wasn't the other type of disorderly or I'd be in trouble...

michaelgvh: Also... had no idea 'keeping a disorderly house' was a crime. I'm glad nobody showed the cops my college housing. (For several other reasons, too.)

Sheesh, I'm breaking the law right now.

Yeah, once you see someone else with a handlebar mustache it's definitely time to move on to wackier pastures.

Before arrest defendant was heard to say, "Gag, mmmpf, ack ack, glomp , glomp, ugghhh, ughhhh, ....".

now i have to dig out my old baseball cards

Man, Erika Christensen has fallen on hard times......





/and by hard times, i mean my peener
//eh, either will do

Ass as in... what?

Assasine refers to his perfectly round ass that scientists use to measure pi off of!

I have no idea what you are saying, so here's a fraudster with a sanitary napkin on his head:

arrested for shaking his little toosh on the catwalk

Lone Stranger: Before arrest defendant was heard to say, "Gag, mmmpf, ack ack, glomp , glomp, ugghhh, ughhhh, ....".

walla walla bing bang!

coffeecrisp: I have no idea what you are saying, so here's a fraudster with a sanitary napkin on his head:
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Son, you got a panty shield on your head.

#12 should have gotten a GOOJF card, #13 is hi-larious in that sullen 'I know everything I need to know so fark you' kind of way...

The last one you can call Red. I suppose because he's Irish.

#5 is pretty cute.
#2 - DO NOW WANT

mmnessa: Subby why did you have to go ahead and use the word "retarded" like a derogatory term. This isn't middle school for fark's sake.



/welcome to fark etc
//yeah yeah I know the way out

The euphemism "mental retardation" has been around for some time and is not currently in clinical/academic vogue, so isn't the derogatory use of "retarded" equivalent to the description of something or someone as "idiotic" or "moronic" or "imbecilic" or "slow" or "special" or the like? Do you consider all such terms inappropriate to use in that way, or just "retarded"?

You can either have a clean house or fabulous hair style ... the choice is obvious.

Arrested for attempted murder, home invasion.

Let me guess, he went after the guy who did his tat?

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Arrested for attempted murder, home invasion.

Let me guess, he went after the guy who did his tat?

Thank heaven he doesn't know how to spell either, because he seems like the type of guy who would have killed the stupid tattooist right there. Or maybe the less letters, the less it cost.

is that james harrison in a wig??