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(Daily Mail)   Special ed teacher, who had sex with one student and performed oral sex on six others, to serve only 60 days. Guess the gender and level of attractiveness (pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 181
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2012-01-29 08:45:46 PM  
You would think she would have less pimples.
 
2012-01-29 08:55:55 PM  

Indolent: You would think she would have less pimples.


Those are genital warts.
 
2012-01-29 08:59:11 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

The blowjobs are always better when the special ed teacher is cryin'.
 
2012-01-29 09:04:34 PM  
I wonder how many potato they gave her?
 
2012-01-29 09:10:28 PM  
uh, huh huh, Special Head
 
2012-01-29 09:16:25 PM  
www.belch.com
 
2012-01-29 09:24:49 PM  
FTFA: She said her attention deficit disorder was a factor to her crime.

How does that make sense? "Woops, I was distracted and didn't realize I was farking some little kid"?
 
2012-01-29 09:24:58 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Indolent: You would think she would have less pimples.

Those are genital warts.


If those are her genitals I don't even want to know what her face looks like.
 
2012-01-29 09:29:34 PM  

Lone Stranger: [www.belch.com image 417x250]


Threads like this always make me feel worse about myself.

I lol'd.
 
2012-01-29 09:32:29 PM  
I give up. What's the gender and level of attractiveness?
 
2012-01-29 09:32:32 PM  
FTFA: She said her attention deficit disorder was a factor to her crime.


Does that mean she might have gotten bored and didn't finish them off? Because that would have been a crime.
 
2012-01-29 09:33:13 PM  
Were these 'special ed' kids or were they 'SPECIAL ED?' This is important.
 
2012-01-29 09:35:03 PM  
FTFA: Bethyl Shepherd was told she must serve 60 days behind bars Thursday - despite pleas from the Reno victims' parents that she be spared the time.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-29 09:38:30 PM  
FTFA: He told her: 'You once belonged to a noble profession"

Translation: You worked as a public school teacher and got paid jack shiat in wages like every other public school teacher.
 
2012-01-29 09:40:35 PM  
Am I alone in thinking "level of attractiveness" = "meh?"
 
2012-01-29 09:43:00 PM  

Mugato: Does that mean she might have gotten bored and didn't finish them off? Because that would have been a crime.


Frankly, I'm surprised they even arrested either of them, what with it being Nevada and all. (new PNSFW window)
 
2012-01-29 09:52:32 PM  

twobux: Am I alone in thinking "level of attractiveness" = "meh?"


nope.
 
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2012-01-29 10:08:11 PM  
"Special ed teacher, who had sex with one student and performed oral sex on six others, to serve only 60 days. Guess the gender and level of attractiveness (pic) "

So she had sex with 7 students.....
 
2012-01-29 10:29:20 PM  
special ed teacher screwing kids is farking retarded.
 
2012-01-29 10:31:43 PM  

twobux: Am I alone in thinking "level of attractiveness" = "meh?"


I don't know, booking photo + puffy from crying = very unflattering pic for anyone. I bet she cleans up really well. Seems cute. And think about it from a 17-year-old boy's perspective. At 17, I was trying to figure out what I could stick between the mattresses that I could fark.
 
2012-01-29 10:44:10 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: special ed teacher screwing kids is farking retarded.


Podmore: twobux: Am I alone in thinking "level of attractiveness" = "meh?"

I don't know, booking photo + puffy from crying = very unflattering pic for anyone. I bet she cleans up really well. Seems cute. And think about it from a 17-year-old boy's perspective. At 17, I was trying to figure out what I could stick between the mattresses that I could fark.


I'm speechless.
 
2012-01-29 10:44:53 PM  
And leave it to the lawyers to swoop in and start blaming bi-polar/ADD/hammer-toe/piles for this pervert's actions.
 
2012-01-29 11:14:22 PM  

Party Boy:
I'm speechless.


in a good way or bad way?
 
2012-01-29 11:26:27 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Party Boy:
I'm speechless.

in a good way or bad way?


Well, I was thinking about a few pics to make in a retort, then I thought, "thread is over," some one turn off the lights.
 
2012-01-29 11:35:21 PM  
What, it's just me?
 
2012-01-30 12:03:36 AM  
i51.photobucket.com

"I got a blow jay! Yaaaaayyyyy!!!!"
 
2012-01-30 12:34:22 AM  
Luckily the oral sex was 6-1 on the real sex. If she had accidentally become impregnated by a retard, that would have been a reverse manslaughter.

Otherwise, good for her students. They're only hope is usually having sex with each other.
 
2012-01-30 12:50:19 AM  
Maybe it was in their IEPs.
 
2012-01-30 12:58:06 AM  

Podmore: At 17, I was trying to figure out what I could stick between the mattresses that I could fark.


This caused me to laugh so hard that my roommate's bf came to see what was up. He read your comment and basically said "Yep, been there. Two pillows belted together worked best." Ewwww.

If I ever have a teenage son I'm making sure to never touch anything in his room. Chances are he's tried to fark it at some point.
 
2012-01-30 01:09:53 AM  

miss diminutive: Podmore: At 17, I was trying to figure out what I could stick between the mattresses that I could fark.

This caused me to laugh so hard that my roommate's bf came to see what was up. He read your comment and basically said "Yep, been there. Two pillows belted together worked best." Ewwww.

If I ever have a teenage son I'm making sure to never touch anything in his room. Chances are he's tried to fark it at some point.


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DON'T TURN ON THE LIGHT! DON'T TURN ON THE LIGHT!
 
2012-01-30 01:33:20 AM  
That sweater screams "teacher" to me.
 
2012-01-30 01:38:28 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

From a different Daily Fail article.
 
2012-01-30 01:42:25 AM  
Reed High School

Huh, that's my alma mater--I graduated from that same high school (go Raiders!), many, many years ago. Sadly, as far as I know, the teachers were not blowing the students in my days there.
 
2012-01-30 02:48:01 AM  
I'm wold doo her. m-o-o-n dat shpells blow-job.
 
2012-01-30 03:00:52 AM  
she suffers from borderline personality disorder/bi-polar disorder and the condition had affected her judgement.

She's NOT the one with attention deficit disorder.

Bipolar disorder can do strange things to a person at times. I know a woman who has it and was found walking down a highway in the nude in a rainstorm and didn't know she did it until later. The disorder can make you intensely aggressive, moody as hell, periodically suicidal, turn an extrovert into an introvert and, oddly enough (since 99.99% of anti-depressives tend to knock the steam out of your sexual urges -- no matter what the lying companies say) can, at times, make you horny as ever -- actually, even more so.

Mixed with a borderline personality disorder, things can get a bit interesting now and then. For one thing, the sense of right and wrong can become blurred. Sometimes, the affected can KNOW it's wrong but the urge to do it over rides common sense.

Unless you've been there, it's hard to grasp. I'm bipolar and was pretty well an easy going guy, usually working in fields that required empathy and tact, preferring not to get into physical altercations. Until they got my medication adjusted (it took 8 different types and sometimes a combination of two and 5 years) I could be walking in a store and get irritated by cocky kids schulping around, imitating 'bros and ho's' and would find myself deliberately getting in their way, HOPING to provoke a fight. Most of the time with my hand in my pocket on my switch-blade.

I mean your mode of thinking just abruptly can change in a split second.

I started getting sick on my last job as a courier and was a manager, responsible for hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of freight and equipment. The owner pi$$ed me off towards the end and I deliberately stopped getting problems with my van repaired promptly, letting them worsen until a $20 repair turned into $1500. I stopped doing minor repairs to the other vans and drove my own as hard as I could.

Quite unlike my normal self.

At one time, during an argument with the bastige, we nearly came to blows. What made it ironic was that he replaced me with one of his own managers, who was ALSO bipolar, but hid it. (Except from me because I knew the signs.) The guy wouldn't take his pills and started hiding freight he was supposed to have delivered in the station. He'd sneak in hours early and hurry up and deliver what his previous days records showed had already been done.

Then I got into an argument with an area manager over the phone, lost it and cussed him out.

I also lost it and cussed out a picky receiving manager at a store I delivered to who liked to delay me when I delivered there.

I eventually got fired.

That led me into treatment, which eventually led me into disability.

Like I said. If you have a good case of bipolar, your thinking can change periodically unless you get a good shrink who manages to put you on the right medication.

So, depending on the mental illness, the treatment -- if any -- and how well the person is responding to it, I can understand a lot when I read reports of someone acting crazily and doing outrageous things.

BTW. Bipolar Disorder is almost ALWAYS accompanied by a secondary condition or more, ranging from a borderline personality disorder, to OCD, anxiety disorders, withdrawal from society, anger problems and, sometimes, self destructive behavior. Folks who haven't managed to get regulated, and it is hard, will have anything from regular to irregular 'breaks' and the severity of them will vary. Hyper sexuality is one, which no one cares about unless it affects minors. Usually, if it does, it never includes those under their teens. The victim has to have the overt sexual cues created by puberty.

Mostly, though, the affected goes out and screws his/her brains out within his/her age group. You've probably met 'those women' in bars who have a reputation for being real easy. Chances are, over 50% have a bipolar disorder.

Those of you who have gotten plastered and done something you never would have normally done that seemed exactly the thing to do at the moment, have just had a TASTE of what it's like when your normal mental function changes. Only, bipolar's do it without booze.
 
2012-01-30 04:03:00 AM  
From what I read she was just blowing them. Now her life is ruined and she got nothing out of it. What's up with that?
 
2012-01-30 05:50:34 AM  

Rik01: Only, bipolar's do it without booze.


Well that's no fun.

;o)

/I have a friend that has suffered since our early twenties. Those of us that have been around long enough know the signs.
 
2012-01-30 06:50:03 AM  
They probably had some dirt on her and were using it as blackmail to force her to do these nasty deeds. The ball just started rolling from there until she found herself blowing the whole class during homeroom.
 
2012-01-30 06:50:57 AM  
Why does the Daily Fail concern itself with what happens in Bumfark, America ?
 
2012-01-30 06:52:35 AM  
I guess this whole thing reminded me of something sim(p)ilar.....



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Tugg Speedman: There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt...
[pause]
Tugg Speedman: ...retarded. Like, really retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Damn!
Tugg Speedman: In a weird way I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was ok to be stupid or dumb.
Kirk Lazarus: To be a moron.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: To be moronical.
Tugg Speedman: Exactly, to be a moron.
Kirk Lazarus: An imbecile.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: Like the dumbest mother f*cker that ever lived.
Tugg Speedman: [pause] When I was playing the character.
 
2012-01-30 06:52:51 AM  
This article makes me so down.
 
2012-01-30 06:54:29 AM  

DubyaHater: This article makes me so down.


upload.wikimedia.org

You're my hero.
 
2012-01-30 06:55:53 AM  
Her lawyer Jennifer Lunt

So close...so very close...
 
2012-01-30 06:58:08 AM  
She might clean up okay. I'd hit it, but I'd hit a lot more than most.
 
2012-01-30 06:58:45 AM  

twobux: Am I alone in thinking "level of attractiveness" = "meh?"


I, too, was thinking she'd be much hotter. But if she were, she might not have resorted to shlobbin proud owners of drool cups. I should have known better. Guess I'm kinda retarded.
 
2012-01-30 07:00:57 AM  
I guessed wrong
 
2012-01-30 07:01:15 AM  
When the prosecution asks for no time behind bars and the sentence given is 60 days, that's considered lenient and the offender is considered attractive.
Is that what I'm supposed to believe?

/need more coffee or something
 
2012-01-30 07:04:35 AM  
So, since my wife's bipolar, I should show her this article and convince her that she should love sucking my dick? Nice.
 
2012-01-30 07:05:45 AM  
this sentence is hard to swallow
 
2012-01-30 07:07:49 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I guessed wrong


I as well. I was thinking attractive female teacher.
 
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