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(New York Daily News) Dumbass 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith can't be bothered to give a fark in his DUI arrest mugshot   (nydailynews.com) divider line 29
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2012-01-29 06:56:45 PM
What's with those ears? I heard this moron interviewed on a sports radio program and all he did was answer in monosyllabic grunts. The host said later that he was the "least articulate" guest he had ever come across. Makes sense.
 
2012-01-29 09:16:33 PM
is mr. potato head racist, or am i?
 
2012-01-29 09:23:42 PM
bigpeeler: What's with those ears? I heard this moron interviewed on a sports radio program and all he did was answer in monosyllabic grunts. The host said later that he was the "least articulate" guest he had ever come across. Makes sense.

That's the first thing I noticed too. Fetal alcohol syndrome is a possibility.
 
2012-01-29 11:13:40 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-29 11:44:28 PM
Can't be bothered... until the UFIA!

img823.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-30 12:10:03 AM
Do you see, Kyle Williams? Do you see what you have done?
 
2012-01-30 12:27:18 AM
bigpeeler: [i.imgur.com image 635x500]

What has been seen...cannot be unseen
 
2012-01-30 12:31:10 AM
Ahhh the DUI gestapo catches another one, good job, way to keep america safe.
 
2012-01-30 12:34:02 AM
"SORT OF WANT"

/can you not afford a cab, you farkstick?
 
2012-01-30 12:52:45 AM
Thank you, bigpeeler and Cuchulane for the NIGHTMARE FUEL RIGHT BEFORE I GO TO BED!!! O_O
 
2012-01-30 12:57:48 AM
People who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered in a public square. Rich people who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered as they're getting pissed on.
 
2012-01-30 01:08:26 AM
bigpeeler: [i.imgur.com image 635x500]

Cuchulane: Can't be bothered... until the UFIA!

[img823.imageshack.us image 635x500]


Thanks, you guys. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight.
 
2012-01-30 01:09:23 AM
stevie1der: People who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered in a public square. Rich people who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered as they're getting pissed on.

Tell us how you really feel...
 
2012-01-30 01:18:14 AM
stevie1der: Rich people who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered as they're getting pissed on.

........fap?
 
2012-01-30 01:22:35 AM
stevie1der: People who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered in a public square. Rich people who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered as they're getting pissed on.

i273.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-30 02:41:16 AM
UNC_Samurai: "SORT OF WANT"

/can you not afford a cab, you farkstick?


Not about the money. It's about the fact that 99% of people who drive drunk do not think they're drunk. Probably has something to do with being drunk.
 
2012-01-30 02:44:59 AM
stevie1der: People who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered in a public square. Rich people who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered as they're getting pissed on.

Drinking and driving is that big of a deal to you? Not saying I support it in any way but why single it out over other crimes? Perhaps something personal, which I could understand.
 
2012-01-30 04:21:02 AM
TheJoe03: stevie1der: People who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered in a public square. Rich people who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered as they're getting pissed on.

Drinking and driving is that big of a deal to you? Not saying I support it in any way but why single it out over other crimes? Perhaps something personal, which I could understand.


Trolled hard.
 
2012-01-30 06:23:01 AM
libranoelrose: TheJoe03: stevie1der: People who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered in a public square. Rich people who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered as they're getting pissed on.

Drinking and driving is that big of a deal to you? Not saying I support it in any way but why single it out over other crimes? Perhaps something personal, which I could understand.

Trolled hard.


I know the dude wasn't being literal but that doesn't mean he doesn't have very strong feelings towards the subject.
 
2012-01-30 08:09:31 AM
I think people caught driving drunk should be arrested and charged with attempted murder for every car they passed.
 
2012-01-30 08:25:47 AM
Bathia_Mapes: bigpeeler: What's with those ears? I heard this moron interviewed on a sports radio program and all he did was answer in monosyllabic grunts. The host said later that he was the "least articulate" guest he had ever come across. Makes sense.

That's the first thing I noticed too. Fetal alcohol syndrome is a possibility.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-01-30 08:56:52 AM
Freak: UNC_Samurai: "SORT OF WANT"

/can you not afford a cab, you farkstick?

Not about the money. It's about the fact that 99% of people who drive drunk do not think they're drunk. Probably has something to do with being drunk rich.


"Hi! I'm a recently-hired NFL player. I had a huge rookie showing last year, so my ego is now through the roof, but I don't yet have the common sense God gave the average housefly, so I'm going to drink, drive, & get picked up for DUI in, of all places, friggin' Miami."
 
2012-01-30 09:16:46 AM
Who's got it better?
 
2012-01-30 12:09:20 PM
You know who else can't be bothered to give a fark?
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-30 01:41:56 PM
King Something: You know who else can't be bothered to give a fark?

I think that honey badger does, indeed, give a fark. His deal is that he does not give a shiat.
 
2012-01-30 02:37:18 PM
stevie1der: People who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered in a public square. Rich people who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered as they're getting pissed on.

Along with every MADD and DUI championing moron who helped lobby to get laws dropped from a medically set 1.2 to an easier to catch number of .08 so they can criminalize more of the populace in the same way they are doing with the drug war.

/idiot
 
2012-01-30 03:18:31 PM
He's got 99 problems and a DUI is one.
 
2012-01-30 04:15:08 PM
steamingpile: stevie1der: People who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered in a public square. Rich people who drive drunk should be drawn and quartered as they're getting pissed on.

Along with every MADD and DUI championing moron who helped lobby to get laws dropped from a medically set 1.2 to an easier to catch number of .08 so they can criminalize more of the populace in the same way they are doing with the drug war.


You should also get on MADD et al. for raising the drinking age to 21. It is incredibly irresponsible to have a drinking age that isn't a few years under the driving age, as well as causes young people to learn to drink with their friends, where they are more likely to drink irresponsibly (and in places they have to drive home from) instead of from their parents at home. Roughly half of all DUIs are people under 25. This isn't a coincidence.
 
2012-01-30 04:18:20 PM
Neeek: You should also get on MADD et al. for raising the drinking age to 21. It is incredibly irresponsible to have a drinking age that isn't a few years under the driving age, as well as causes young people to learn to drink with their friends, where they are more likely to drink irresponsibly (and in places they have to drive home from) instead of from their parents at home. Roughly half of all DUIs are people under 25. This isn't a coincidence.

It goes back to how american adults tell their kids about how bad drugs are so the kid has to go out and do as many drugs as he can in college.
 
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