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dahmers love zombie
2012-01-29 06:44:48 PM
Isn't that something that, you know, the voters could decide?
GAT_00
2012-01-29 07:27:24 PM
Uh, yeah, requiring an elected official speak English is nowhere near legal. Of course this comes to us from that hotspot of bigotry, Arizona.
FriarReb98
2012-01-29 07:37:45 PM
GAT_00
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Uh, yeah, requiring an elected official speak English is nowhere near legal. Of course this comes to us from that hotspot of bigotry, Arizona.
Let me flip that thought for you: Even if it is illegal, how in God's name is someone supposed to do a job when all the reading and listening involved is all in a language they cannot understand enough? Why would you elect someone like that? Why would someone do that to themselves? And why in the hell would you immigrate to a country where they speak a different language and *assume* you know it enough?
\the more I hear debates like this, the more I want to go back in time and figure out how long it took my ancestors 100+ years ago to learn English in a city that had at least five discernible languages going on (English, French, Portuguese, Italian, Polish)
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-29 07:47:34 PM
Arizona and Florida are proving that Logan's Run made a lot of sense.
SoCalSurfer
2012-01-29 08:04:48 PM
English motherf**ker, do you speak it?
TheDumbBlonde
2012-01-29 08:07:29 PM
WTF.
The Dog Ate My Homework
2012-01-29 08:07:48 PM
Arizona is working hard to become the Mississippi of the 21st century. Obama should have jacked Governor Brewer in the face last week.
YouPeopleAreCrazy
2012-01-29 08:08:51 PM
"I know that many people know both languages, but the truth is that, whether we like or not, all the people speak Spanish. If you go the market, if you go to the post office, if you go to pay your water bill,
nobody speaks to you in English
," she said.
Does no one else see a problem with this statement/concept?
JasonOfOrillia
2012-01-29 08:08:52 PM
She's not nearly hot enough for me to care.
baronbloodbath
2012-01-29 08:09:49 PM
SoCalSurfer
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English motherf**ker, do you speak it?
They speak English in What. They speak Spanish in Where.
Aexia
2012-01-29 08:10:19 PM
FriarReb98
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Let me flip that thought for you: Even if it is illegal, how in God's name is someone supposed to do a job when all the reading and listening involved is all in a language they cannot understand enough? Why would you elect someone like that? Why would someone do that to themselves? And why in the hell would you immigrate to a country where they speak a different language and *assume* you know it enough?
Let me flip that thought for you again: if a community consistently elects Spanish-speakers, maybe that's a sign the government should be regularly conducting business in that language.
CitizensUnited
2012-01-29 08:10:46 PM
Arizona -Great State, or Greatest State?
Strongbeerrules
2012-01-29 08:10:46 PM
Ka'plah!
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
2012-01-29 08:11:49 PM
YouPeopleAreCrazy
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"I know that many people know both languages, but the truth is that, whether we like or not, all the people speak Spanish. If you go the market, if you go to the post office, if you go to pay your water bill, nobody speaks to you in English," she said.
Does no one else see a problem with this statement/concept?
It's a huge country, I don't care.
Tsar_Bomba1
2012-01-29 08:13:03 PM
Que?
themindiswatching
2012-01-29 08:14:04 PM
dahmers love zombie
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Isn't that something that, you know, the voters could decide?
They might vote wrong. We can't have that.
/would explain a lot about our foreign policy
redmid17
2012-01-29 08:15:16 PM
GAT_00
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Uh, yeah, requiring an elected official speak English is nowhere near legal. Of course this comes to us from that hotspot of bigotry, Arizona.
English is the official language of Arizona.....
jingks
2012-01-29 08:15:49 PM
While I'm aware the United States has no official language, can government documents be written in any language, or is there some provision that they have to be stored in English?
TomD9938
2012-01-29 08:16:42 PM
State law requires elected officials to know English, but Cabrera's attorneys have argued the law does not define proficiency in the language.
She knows
of
English.
TheDumbBlonde
2012-01-29 08:17:30 PM
I bet she READS English really well, though.
redmid17
2012-01-29 08:19:38 PM
jingks
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While I'm aware the United States has no official language, can government documents be written in any language, or is there some provision that they have to be stored in English?
It depends on the state. New Mexico has had Spanish and English in their state constitution since it was formed.
yves0010
2012-01-29 08:19:55 PM
jingks
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While I'm aware the United States has no official language, can government documents be written in any language, or is there some provision that they have to be stored in English?
There are actual spots in the US where English is the official language and government is done in English and no other language. Miami-Dade is one such area where all government documents and meetings must be in English.
dbaggins
2012-01-29 08:20:17 PM
jingks
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While I'm aware the United States has no official language, can government documents be written in any language, or is there some provision that they have to be stored in English?
I think Arizona state law says English-Only.
But barring her from candidacy is a mistake. She has a right to be a candidate, everyone does. If she is elected, and then cannot function in the job, she can then be removed and a special election called to fill her position. Not efficient, but at least it respects everyone's rights.
A Terrible Human
2012-01-29 08:20:32 PM
Is she completely unintelligible/illiterate speaking or writing English or is this just Arizona being Arizona?
theflatline
2012-01-29 08:21:54 PM
I am a "latino" as it seems since my biological father is from Colombia.
That being said I can speak English and Spanish.
English is my native tongue as I grew up in the states, but I am about 99% in Spanish due to living on and off in Latin America because of job requirements.
Methinks she should have a little better command of English, and perhaps learn something other than beaner streat spic.
rhaver
2012-01-29 08:22:19 PM
Lets say there were enough support to elect her. Will they have to provide a translator for council and committee meetings? Will residents of the town have a translator to understand what's being said at Council meetings? I don't understand how this would work, but I can see that an American forbidden to run for office because they aren't proficient in reading and writing English might be a bit of trouble....
/Especially in West Virginia.
TheDumbBlonde
2012-01-29 08:23:07 PM
dbaggins
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jingks: While I'm aware the United States has no official language, can government documents be written in any language, or is there some provision that they have to be stored in English?
I think Arizona state law says English-Only.
But barring her from candidacy is a mistake. She has a right to be a candidate, everyone does. If she is elected, and then cannot function in the job, she can then be removed and a special election called to fill her position. Not efficient, but at least it respects everyone's rights.
Oh, that makes a whole lot of farking sense, but what the hell let her run.
redmid17
2012-01-29 08:23:23 PM
theflatline
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I am a "latino" as it seems since my biological father is from Colombia.
That being said I can speak English and Spanish.
English is my native tongue as I grew up in the states, but I am about 99% in Spanish due to living on and off in Latin America because of job requirements.
Methinks she should have a little better command of English, and perhaps learn something other than beaner
streat
street
spic.
That was probably intentional, but the irony isn't lost if you had a brain fart.
/have many brain farts
badhatharry
2012-01-29 08:24:24 PM
YouPeopleAreCrazy
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"I know that many people know both languages, but the truth is that, whether we like or not, all the people speak Spanish. If you go the market, if you go to the post office, if you go to pay your water bill, nobody speaks to you in English," she said.
Does no one else see a problem with this statement/concept?
You sound racist.
Biff Spiffy
2012-01-29 08:24:31 PM
If you're elected, then the other council members become your coworkers. Shouldn't you be expected to communicate effectively with your coworkers?
/have been in meetings like this
cman
2012-01-29 08:26:07 PM
Having an elected official speak the language of her constituents?
The horror
dbaggins
2012-01-29 08:26:42 PM
If she wins her appeal and runs, why would people vote for her ? Who wants a representative that can't participate fully in council ? She would have to have some other incredible strengths going for her to justify the people voting for her.
don't get it.
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-29 08:28:40 PM
Biff Spiffy
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If you're elected, then the other council members become your coworkers. Shouldn't you be expected to communicate effectively with your coworkers?
/have been in meetings like this
No offense, but business and representative government are slightly different things.
theflatline
2012-01-29 08:28:44 PM
redmid17
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theflatline: I am a "latino" as it seems since my biological father is from Colombia.
That being said I can speak English and Spanish.
English is my native tongue as I grew up in the states, but I am about 99% in Spanish due to living on and off in Latin America because of job requirements.
Methinks she should have a little better command of English, and perhaps learn something other than beaner streat street spic.
That was probably intentional, but the irony isn't lost if you had a brain fart.
/have many brain farts
IT was intentional... thanks for catching it.
Gnarwhal
2012-01-29 08:29:28 PM
She speaks fine; somebody was just asking her for a Budlight when she said "no speak English."
cmunic8r99
2012-01-29 08:29:52 PM
If she doesn't speak English, how did she proficiently vow to appeal?
theflatline
2012-01-29 08:30:49 PM
Anyone find a video of her speaking english? I could not. I was able to find one of her speaking Mexican spanish, almost sounded like a Tijuana hooker.
The funny thing is, the guy who brought the suit against her, is also Mexican. But he can speak english.
badhatharry
2012-01-29 08:30:53 PM
Biff Spiffy
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If you're elected, then the other council members become your coworkers. Shouldn't you be expected to communicate effectively with your coworkers?
/have been in meetings like this
She can communicate with her coworkers. They speak Spanish.
girhen
2012-01-29 08:33:17 PM
People who have spoken English their whole lives, even those that never even learned a second language, often have problems when they have to deal with legal English. Lawyer is hard to read, you better have perfect written English if you want to get something done correctly. The letter of the law is often more important than the spirit of the law, so everything must be perfectly taken into account. How often are 'unintended consequences' of the lettering used in alternate fashions or completely abused?
As for the legality of rules other than 'elect them', what about no felons? They can't even vote. There are rules in place for the protection of our people. We operate in one language so that we all know how to run under the rule of law, not translating the law and hoping our translation of our own country's laws are correct. I'm not against immigrants, but, as many of them would say, "Ve're en emerika, sveek eenglis."
ReapTheChaos
2012-01-29 08:33:36 PM
YouPeopleAreCrazy
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"I know that many people know both languages, but the truth is that, whether we like or not, all the people speak Spanish. If you go the market, if you go to the post office, if you go to pay your water bill, nobody speaks to you in English," she said.
Does no one else see a problem with this statement/concept?
Yes.
LadySusan
2012-01-29 08:34:45 PM
Well, finally my English major is valued. I will put on my cape and fly to Arizona to begin administering tests. At what grade level should we set the bar? If someone reads, speaks, and understands English at an 8th grade level is that enough? Lower? Higher?
Also, it's a complicated world and perhaps English isn't the only skill needed. Perhaps a test for all elected officials in math, geography, history, politics, economics, and science should be required. Oh, and then we have the drug tests and I think we're safe.
Let's just make them take an SAT or an LSAT or GRE. That should be very, very funny.
/waits for the inevitable pointing out of grammer, speling, and logickistical misteaks
Ecliptic
2012-01-29 08:37:13 PM
yves0010
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There are actual spots in the US where English is the official language
Air Traffic Control the world over is conducted solely in english. Don't see foreign pilots throwing a fit.
SuwonROKs
2012-01-29 08:37:54 PM
badhatharry
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YouPeopleAreCrazy: "I know that many people know both languages, but the truth is that, whether we like or not, all the people speak Spanish. If you go the market, if you go to the post office, if you go to pay your water bill, nobody speaks to you in English," she said.
Does no one else see a problem with this statement/concept?
You sound racist.
How is it racist? I'm of German descent but think its wrong to elect a German speaker whou can't speak English. Am I racist against my own race? This is actually quite scary and I'm glad to see Arizona has the balls to protect our culture.
virtdave
2012-01-29 08:38:55 PM
The guy who tested her English proficiency didn't, apparently, speak American; he was Australian, and didn't know the local pronunciation. Clearly, people of Australian origin should not be allowed to hold public office in Arizona.
profplump
2012-01-29 08:39:06 PM
FriarReb98
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Let me flip that thought for you
Even if it is illegal, how in God's name is someone supposed to do a job when all the reading and listening involved is intended for Christian men? Why would you elect a woman? And why in the hell would you try to insert yourself into a society dominated by another gender and *assume* you can interact on their level?
Maybe it's a bad plan to elect her. Maybe it will make her life miserable. Aren't those decisions best left to the voters and the candidate, rather than those currently in power? Isn't any limitation on who is eligible to hold power a form of injustice that should be carefully and specifically justified when the power to make that decision is removed from the people?
learn English in a city that had at least five discernible languages going on (English, French, Portuguese, Italian, Polish)
They learned English
because
there were 5 languages, not in spite of it. If there are a lot of languages you all have to pick a common one to get along because the average person cannot learn 5 languages in their spare time. That isn't the case when there are only 2 languages -- yes, there's still an advantage to a common language, but there isn't the same sort of necessity.
gonegirl
2012-01-29 08:39:23 PM
So, wait. Does this mean that someone who was blind or deaf and therefore in need of assistance to either read documents or speak with those around them would be unable to legally run for office in Arizona? Because the way this story is written, that's what it sounds like.
theflatline
2012-01-29 08:39:33 PM
She refused to take a test to prove her abilities in English, so when she went to court this is what happened.
However, when Cabrera was called to the stand, she was unable to answer a question from Minore asking her which high school she graduated from. Although she was able to give replies to questions asking her name and where she was born, she could not answer the graduation question despite it being asked three times.
After her third failed attempt to answer the question, Judge Nelson dismissed her from the stand and issued his ruling.
watch the video here she cannot understand basic questions.
Link
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LemSkroob
2012-01-29 08:41:32 PM
GAT_00
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Uh, yeah, requiring an elected official speak English is nowhere near legal
yeah, because who needs the ability to understand english in a job where you are reading legal documents all day.
Great Janitor
2012-01-29 08:41:41 PM
Okay, I'm going to be 'that guy'. If you live and work in the United States, you are only hurting yourself by not speaking english. Yeah, the people in her area speak mostly spanish, but she isn't going to be able to speak to other state officials.
I'm glad that Arizona has this policy of english only. It's no different than France or Denmark or England's policies of only doing legal and government work in their official languages.
girhen
2012-01-29 08:41:44 PM
Heh, no one in Congress would get better than average on an SAT or GRE. I'd actually be ok with an 8th grade understanding (minimal, but enforcable). The trick is avoiding the Jim Crow intelligence test where the judge alone decides, and even a perfect score could still not be enough.
Still, it'd be nice to have a Congress where everyone knew where countries were on a map, how economics work, and that evolution is a real science.
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