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(News.com.au) Scary Umpire kills cricket fan with bat. Now THAT was a wicked googly   (news.com.au) divider line 30
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 06:54:02 PM
That's not cricket!
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 07:09:08 PM
FirstNationalBastard: That's not cricket!

Much as I hate to use the cliché,... Done in 1.


OK - I'm torn here.

As a baseball fan, I've yelled things at an umpire that would merit a good stiff right (but not a baseball bat) to the jaw, and even *I* would defy any judge to say I didn't have it coming.

On the other hand, sticks and stones, as my gran used to say.

Finally, I've never actually run onto the field (mostly because I don't have the stones), and the umpire didn't MEAN to kill him... And it was brown people, too. And it was cricket. Farking CRICKET, people!

Jeez - what's an Amurrkin to do here?
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 07:12:21 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope:

Jeez - what's an Amurrkin to do here?

Be quiet?
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 07:17:59 PM
2wolves: Benevolent Misanthrope:

Jeez - what's an Amurrkin to do here?

Be quiet?

Against our nature. Sorry 'bout that. Have a bourbon on me.
 
shanrick [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 07:18:30 PM
great googly moogly
 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 07:34:32 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope:
Jeez - what's an Amurrkin to do here?

The dude that got croaked was named Islam. America is Islam's enemy, therefore, one of our enemies has been killed by this brave, valiant cricket umpire.
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 08:11:54 PM
Zombie?
 
Lone Stranger
2012-01-29 08:32:41 PM
shanrick: great googly moogly

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Agrees.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 08:37:35 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: 2wolves: Benevolent Misanthrope:

Jeez - what's an Amurrkin to do here?

Be quiet?

Against our nature. Sorry 'bout that. Have a bourbon on me.

Next time you're in DC drop me a note.
 
mamoru [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 09:05:14 PM
Guess he didn't know what a crumpet is...

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Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
2012-01-29 09:07:40 PM
mamoru: Guess he didn't know what a crumpet is...

A Jose Canseco bat?
 
JohnAnnArbor
2012-01-29 09:10:00 PM
Just think, all those deadly cricket bats in England, and no regulations on who can own them or use them. Won't someone please think of the children?
 
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-29 09:10:49 PM
Well done, subby, I laughed my wickets off.
 
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-29 09:24:16 PM
So the Bangladeshi now have their own Ashes?
 
JasonOfOrillia
2012-01-29 09:24:59 PM
Hey ump, how 'bout a warning?
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Sure, kid. Watch out you don't get killed.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 09:39:42 PM
2wolves: Benevolent Misanthrope: 2wolves: Benevolent Misanthrope:

Jeez - what's an Amurrkin to do here?

Be quiet?

Against our nature. Sorry 'bout that. Have a bourbon on me.

Next time you're in DC drop me a note.

Noted: Next time in DC, I owe 2wolves a drink. Not sure when, but I will.
 
Arxane
2012-01-29 10:04:20 PM
 
blacksun
2012-01-29 10:21:09 PM
Death to Islam!
 
OhioUGrad
2012-01-29 10:35:01 PM
2wolves: Benevolent Misanthrope:

Jeez - what's an Amurrkin to do here?

Be quiet?

You don't know many Americans do you?
 
pion
2012-01-29 10:50:46 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: 2wolves: Benevolent Misanthrope:

Jeez - what's an Amurrkin to do here?

Be quiet?

Against our nature. Sorry 'bout that. Have a bourbon on me.

I think he'd prefer the bourbon in a glass.
 
Snapper Carr
2012-01-29 10:58:01 PM
Don't be fooled. That "umpire" was actually an advance scout for the Krikkit invasion armada. We're all doomed.

/Eddie's sofa is the only thing that can save us.
 
SJKebab [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 11:53:09 PM
Snapper Carr: Don't be fooled. That "umpire" was actually an advance scout for the Krikkit invasion armada. We're all doomed.

/Eddie's sofa is the only thing that can save us.

Sounds like someone else's problem to me.
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2012-01-30 12:50:13 AM
blacksun: Death to Islam!

He's already dead.

Didn't you read the article?
 
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-30 01:46:10 AM
Bit of a sticky wicket for that umpire now. He's jolly well marooned up the stream without a paddling device.
 
UncleStumpy
2012-01-30 03:02:26 AM
shanrick: great googly moogly

that's great, but who are the Chefs?
 
Neondistraction
2012-01-30 05:45:31 AM
mamoru: Guess he didn't know what a crumpet is...

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Tell me you didn't pay money for those.
 
Shuna Sassi
2012-01-30 07:01:51 AM
mamoru: Guess he didn't know what a crumpet is...

[img593.imageshack.us image 600x337]

A winner is you.
 
bgddy24601 [TotalFark]
2012-01-30 07:16:23 AM
JohnAnnArbor: Just think, all those deadly cricket bats in England, and no regulations on who can own them or use them. Won't someone please think of the children?

Sometimes they come in handy
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TiiiMMMaHHH
2012-01-30 07:52:44 AM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
VogonPoet
2012-01-30 12:25:32 PM
SJKebab: Snapper Carr: Don't be fooled. That "umpire" was actually an advance scout for the Krikkit invasion armada. We're all doomed.

/Eddie's sofa is the only thing that can save us.

Sounds like someone else's problem to me.

What you did there. I see it.
 
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