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(Gothamist)   Joseph Gordon Leavitt: Please, leave hipsters alone   (gothamist.com) divider line 132
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2012-01-29 05:25:17 PM  
I was stuck in the TSA line at SFO with this dude a few months back. He's a hipster douche and a mediocre actor.
 
2012-01-29 05:48:51 PM  
It's not that bad of a definition, actually. Back in the day hipsters were called scenesters; they were the kids who wanted to look the part, but didn't have any actual talent. They could make up and quote the rules for being cool, but had nothing of substance to offer. So it goes with hipsters.
 
2012-01-29 05:56:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-29 06:39:42 PM  
I made fun of a Seattle-wannabe hipster in Tacoma just the other day. You've probably never heard of him.
 
2012-01-29 06:42:18 PM  
That's almost a good definition, but what about the artists who make stuff that sucks?

They're still hipsters.
 
2012-01-29 06:46:28 PM  
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: "Please spell my name correctly."
 
2012-01-29 06:49:56 PM  
I don't care if she's a hipster or not. Is she going to get naked in a movie before it's too late?

www.beautyden.com
 
2012-01-29 06:53:52 PM  
well, i guess that's a better random definition of Hipster than what is normally thrown around...
 
2012-01-29 07:12:17 PM  
I like Joseph Gordon-Levitt....but only ironically.
 
2012-01-29 07:22:16 PM  

shivashakti: I like Joseph Gordon-Levitt....but only ironically.


I did that before it was cool.
 
2012-01-29 07:27:59 PM  

thelordofcheese: shivashakti: I like Joseph Gordon-Levitt....but only ironically.

I did that before it was cool.


I did it before it was even *known* to be uncool.
 
2012-01-29 07:33:16 PM  
 
2012-01-29 07:53:38 PM  
I don't believe in hipsters. I think they're an invention of the internet. Much like LOL CATS. My cat, does not, in fact, want a cheeseburger. He does not ride an invisible bike or have an invisible sandwich.
 
2012-01-29 07:57:43 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: What unhappy hipsters may look like.


pawsru.org


can you guys pick a definition for Hipster and stick to it? For as much hate as hipster get, I imagine their detractors to be really uncomfortable in their own skin and filled with self-loathing.
 
2012-01-29 07:59:25 PM  
It looks like he's riding a fixie in one of those pictures, hipster d-bag.
 
2012-01-29 08:00:37 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Joseph Gordon-Levitt: "Please spell my name correctly."

 
2012-01-29 08:17:12 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Joseph Gordon-Levitt: "Please spell my name correctly."


No, this is a different guy. You've probably never heard of him.
 
2012-01-29 08:30:45 PM  
I'm currently watching "Brick" while reading Fark. how ironical is that?

/oh, and I think I'm getting a kick out of something...or ...whatever
 
2012-01-29 08:31:58 PM  

FeedTheCollapse: really uncomfortable in their own skin and filled with self-loathing.


Yep, that's a good definition for hipster.
 
2012-01-29 08:34:05 PM  
Who cares about hipsters?
 
2012-01-29 08:35:55 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-29 08:36:15 PM  

t3knomanser: I don't believe in hipsters. I think they're an invention of the internet. Much like LOL CATS. My cat, does not, in fact, want a cheeseburger. He does not ride an invisible bike or have an invisible sandwich.


That's just what he wants you to think.
 
2012-01-29 08:42:41 PM  

strapp3r: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x287]


The trap is missing an iProduct.
 
2012-01-29 08:42:57 PM  
Gonna have to disagree. Most of the hipsters I know are creative. It's the pseudo-intellectual elitism that is the problem. That, and the perpetually tired, non-conformist clichés that they and other subcultures always absorb.
 
2012-01-29 08:47:45 PM  

t3knomanser: I don't believe in hipsters. I think they're an invention of the internet. Much like LOL CATS. My cat, does not, in fact, want a cheeseburger. He does not ride an invisible bike or have an invisible sandwich.


And, if a cat were to speak, its grammar would be impeccable.
 
2012-01-29 08:50:45 PM  

Mugato: I don't care if she's a hipster or not. Is she going to get naked in a movie before it's too late?


Dear Christ, that just made my day. Thank you for that walk down mammary lane.
 
2012-01-29 08:53:02 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-29 08:53:03 PM  

strapp3r: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x287]


What is that flat yellow thing?
 
2012-01-29 08:56:44 PM  

thelordofcheese: shivashakti: I like Joseph Gordon-Levitt....but only ironically.

I did that before it was cool.


So during 3rd Rock? Because it's totally acceptable and non-hipster to love 3rd Rock since Kristen Johnston beats up hipsters for a living and hipsters have no idea who Jane Curtain actually is
 
2012-01-29 08:57:45 PM  
I love him. He seems like such a genuine and nice guy. No snarky comments here. His smile in his song with Zooey were just so....happy and sweet. The more I learn about him, the more I like him.
 
2012-01-29 08:58:05 PM  

Wayne 985: strapp3r: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x287]

What is that flat yellow thing?


It looks like a yellow bike chain, but I don't get it.
 
2012-01-29 09:00:20 PM  

peterthx: strapp3r: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x287]

The trap is missing an iProduct.


Apple is so last decade.

And I hated hipsters back when they were called "Mods".
 
2012-01-29 09:08:28 PM  
Thought he was a nerd.
 
2012-01-29 09:10:33 PM  

whooter: Wayne 985: strapp3r: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x287]

What is that flat yellow thing?

It looks like a yellow bike chain, but I don't get it.


Colored bicycle chains are popular with fixed gear riding hipsters. But they aren't conformists.

"I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be
thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together
and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there. But don't ever call us
"ants," because we hate that." - Jack Handey
 
2012-01-29 09:11:24 PM  
www.memecenter.com
 
2012-01-29 09:12:47 PM  

Mugato: I don't care if she's a hipster or not. Is she going to get naked in a movie before it's too late?

[www.beautyden.com image 340x518]


Nice picture, and funny line. Well played.
 
2012-01-29 09:23:27 PM  
Now I'm not allergic to anything, and nothing about my bm's suggests that I have to stay away from certain cuisines, but pbr gives me the absolute worse gas. The fact that they drink that crap because it's cool is beyond me. Shiat, Grainbelt is a good beer, reasonably priced and tasted ok (and most of all the label is cool, but i'm a mn guy, so i'm biased). Nord East is actually pretty good.
 
ecl
2012-01-29 09:23:49 PM  
JLH thread!
 
2012-01-29 09:26:49 PM  
Evolution of a hipster. Goth>Neo Punk>Emo>Hipster
 
2012-01-29 09:28:48 PM  

Cubansaltyballs: I was stuck in the TSA line at SFO with this dude a few months back. He's a hipster douche and a mediocre actor.


Let me guess, you think Larry the Cable Guy deserves an Oscar, am I right? Tard
 
2012-01-29 09:29:18 PM  
I drove through Long Island City > Greenpoint > Williamsburg today.

I wanted to get out & punch every other person in the face.

Oh, how I miss thee days of yore of old Polish yobbos.
 
2012-01-29 09:38:20 PM  

LeroyBourne: Now I'm not allergic to anything, and nothing about my bm's suggests that I have to stay away from certain cuisines, but pbr gives me the absolute worse gas. The fact that they drink that crap because it's cool is beyond me. Shiat, Grainbelt is a good beer, reasonably priced and tasted ok (and most of all the label is cool, but i'm a mn guy, so i'm biased). Nord East is actually pretty good.


are you trying to turn a JGL thread into a beer thread?
 
2012-01-29 09:43:37 PM  
Most of what I get from Hipsters is that it must cost a fortune.
 
2012-01-29 09:47:40 PM  
Silly Joseph Gordon-Levitt, "Hipster" doesn't have a definition. The Hip which can be defined is not the true Hip.
 
2012-01-29 09:49:52 PM  
After Third Rock, I haven't seen any performances of Joseph Gordon-Leavitt's that really impressed me. That if I didn't know who he was would leave me asking who was that guy?

What's he done that should be seen?

(Please don't mention Inception, saw that. Or Treasure Planet.)
 
2012-01-29 09:51:18 PM  
I was in a local greasy spoon I sometimes frequent for lunch when a bunch of them walked in. Some of them were wearing scarves even though it was summer here in Alabama. Half of them ordered an off the menu item, telling each other that they just had to order off the menu. One girl asked if it was a chain restaurant, because that somehow mattered to her. This rundown little place in a strip mall couldn't look less like a chain if it tried. The guy she asked kind of blinked for a second, obviously taken back. I don't think anybody had been stupid enough to ask him that before. Luckily this place caters mostly to blue collar workers and rednecks who were all shaking they're heads at what a weird bunch of assholes they were, so I'll doubt they'll be back.
/csb
 
2012-01-29 09:51:45 PM  
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2012-01-29 10:01:22 PM  

smimmy: I was in a local greasy spoon I sometimes frequent for lunch when a bunch of them walked in. Some of them were wearing scarves even though it was summer here in Alabama


I think I saw one of them.

m0.mattters.com
 
2012-01-29 10:01:30 PM  

brandnewchair: LeroyBourne: Now I'm not allergic to anything, and nothing about my bm's suggests that I have to stay away from certain cuisines, but pbr gives me the absolute worse gas. The fact that they drink that crap because it's cool is beyond me. Shiat, Grainbelt is a good beer, reasonably priced and tasted ok (and most of all the label is cool, but i'm a mn guy, so i'm biased). Nord East is actually pretty good.

are you trying to turn a JGL thread into a beer thread?


you're right, beer threads far out number jgl threads. and hipster threads outnumber the both combined. just trying to get to get some insight for the hipster love for pbr.
 
2012-01-29 10:08:38 PM  
Methinks he doth protest too much.


RoyBatty: What's he done that should be seen?


Havoc, but not for JGL, for Anne Hathaway's copious rack.
 
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