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Caffeine may alter women's estrogen levels, BUT YOU BETTER KEEP THAT COFFEE COMING, YOU SON OF A BIATCH
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namegoeshere
2012-01-29 06:50:50 PM
I approve of this headline. +1.
/death before decaf
ManateeGag
2012-01-29 08:04:47 PM
That explains a lot about my wife.
shanrick
2012-01-29 08:30:00 PM
I like my coffee like I like my women.
NutWrench
2012-01-29 10:11:38 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Covered in bees?
OgreMagi
2012-01-29 10:11:56 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Ground up and stored in the freezer?
Kumana Wanalaia
2012-01-29 10:12:13 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Irish?
medius
2012-01-29 10:14:14 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
with your dick in 'em?
whatshisname
2012-01-29 10:15:40 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Cold and bitter?
Thisbymaster
2012-01-29 10:17:29 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Covered in foam and delivered by a liberal arts major?
Lone Stranger
2012-01-29 10:17:50 PM
ManateeGag
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That explains a lot about my wife.
Weak and loaded with milk?
bgddy24601
2012-01-29 10:19:03 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
With free refills?
Lone Stranger
2012-01-29 10:19:03 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Wrong person quoted.
lol
flyinghouse99
2012-01-29 10:22:38 PM
So, which is worse for you? Elevated or reduced levels of estrogen?
whatshisname
2012-01-29 10:23:58 PM
flyinghouse99
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So, which is worse for you? Elevated or reduced levels of estrogen?
Doesn't matter. If they change in either direction it's bad for anyone within earshot.
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-29 10:24:55 PM
Did Sasha Grey submit that headline?
OgreMagi
2012-01-29 10:26:00 PM
whatshisname
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flyinghouse99: So, which is worse for you? Elevated or reduced levels of estrogen?
Doesn't matter. If they change in either direction it's bad for anyone within earshot.
This seems appropriate.
Elmo Jones
2012-01-29 10:26:13 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Hot, and mixed up with booze?
lasercannon
2012-01-29 10:26:44 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Taken from a third world country, then sold to you for $8.00 a pound.
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-01-29 10:31:50 PM
Harry_Seldon
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Did Sasha Grey submit that headline?
No, her quote was "mmph, blarghh, ungggghh, mmmmmfffffffff!"
/got, um, sidetracked finding a SFW pic
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sidetracked
octopied
2012-01-29 10:31:54 PM
Oh man. Well, I'm half Asian, half white. Should I drink more coffee, or less? Help!
lake_huron
2012-01-29 10:33:47 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Stale, bitter, and with a butt-ugly mug?
Ringo48
2012-01-29 10:34:38 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Cheap and black?
watson.t.hamster
2012-01-29 10:34:41 PM
flyinghouse99
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So, which is worse for you? Elevated or reduced levels of estrogen?
Either way you're getting screamed at and not getting laid. So take your pick.
/one includes facial hair so probably don't pick that one.
Mentalpatient87
2012-01-29 10:35:55 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Fifteen years old and mixed up with coke?
God Is My Co-Pirate
2012-01-29 10:37:10 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Colombian and strong enough to knock out a cart horse?
OgreMagi
2012-01-29 10:38:31 PM
Mentalpatient87
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shanrick: I like my coffee like I like my women.
Fifteen years old and mixed up with coke?
That's whiskey.
/and women
Mentalpatient87
2012-01-29 10:45:27 PM
OgreMagi
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Mentalpatient87: shanrick: I like my coffee like I like my women.
Fifteen years old and mixed up with coke?
That's whiskey.
/and women
Yeah, I know. I just like that one.
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-29 10:48:46 PM
Ringo48
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shanrick: I like my coffee like I like my women.
Cheap and black?
expensive and bitter?
sirgrim
2012-01-29 10:49:46 PM
Harry_Seldon
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Ringo48: shanrick: I like my coffee like I like my women.
Cheap and black?
expensive and bitter?
Full of semen?
chafed1
2012-01-29 10:53:00 PM
I like my coffee like I like my women.
short, black, with a touch of whipped cream please
virusdynamo
2012-01-29 10:53:59 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Full of breast milk?
willydwonka
2012-01-29 10:55:24 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Drunk enough to keep me from sleeping often
MrZoner
2012-01-29 10:56:04 PM
ground up and in the trash?
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-29 10:57:12 PM
MrZoner
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ground up and in the trash?
Since this is gong downhill fast...
Kumana Wanalaia
2012-01-29 10:57:17 PM
octopied
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Oh man. Well, I'm half Asian, half white. Should I drink more coffee, or less? Help!
That's a quandary, all right.
I guess the scientific thing to do would be stop coffee for a while and compare how you feel without it to how you feel with it. If you have symptoms associated with high or low estrogen when you are drinking coffee but not when you're not drinking it, or vice versa, then that might be useful in deciding whether you want to drink coffee or not.
Oh I'm sorry, that wasn't a very reasonable answer. The right answer is to drink more coffee because, hey, it's coffee!
Kumana Wanalaia
2012-01-29 10:58:49 PM
medius
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shanrick: I like my coffee like I like my women.
with your dick in 'em?
First thing in the morning?
ktybear
2012-01-29 10:58:57 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
In a cup?
Kumana Wanalaia
2012-01-29 11:00:02 PM
ktybear
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shanrick: I like my coffee like I like my women.
In a cup?
What? Maybe if I google that, I will understa- OH MY GOD
amidoinitright
2012-01-29 11:02:07 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Two women sharing a cup?
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-29 11:02:44 PM
Thanks for the Meme-ries
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/got, um, sidetracked finding a SFW pic
Too much information.
zulius
2012-01-29 11:04:19 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Blended from various nations and with proper play, can keep you up all night?
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-01-29 11:05:56 PM
Harry_Seldon
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Thanks for the Meme-ries: /got, um, sidetracked finding a SFW pic
Too much information.
What?? Studying for my Bible circle tomorrow......
/as far as you know....
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Dundasbro
2012-01-29 11:07:11 PM
Harry_Seldon
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Thanks for the Meme-ries: /got, um, sidetracked finding a SFW pic
Too much information.
I could do with hearing a little more...
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-29 11:12:19 PM
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-29 11:14:46 PM
Jon iz teh kewl
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That stuff is a weak excuse for coffee.
rustypouch
2012-01-29 11:16:47 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Without a penis?
Kumana Wanalaia
2012-01-29 11:17:35 PM
Dundasbro
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Harry_Seldon: Thanks for the Meme-ries: /got, um, sidetracked finding a SFW pic
Too much information.
I could do with hearing a little more...
Or links to relevant pics
booksmart
2012-01-29 11:20:56 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
What's the Arabian saying about coffee?
Should be black as night, sweet as love, and hot as hell, or something to that effect?
kisseswookies
2012-01-29 11:25:12 PM
As a woman who only had one cup of coffee today RAAAAAWWWR!
/DNRTFA rawr.
Gawdzila
2012-01-29 11:25:40 PM
shanrick
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Anally?
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