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Subby can't speak for you, but this is the first time he has seen 'unibrow' in a legitimate news article
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dj_spanmaster
2012-01-29 06:36:02 PM
Subby has apparently never seen news articles about REM.
12349876
2012-01-29 07:00:37 PM
Subby is obviously not a college basketball fan.
elffster
2012-01-29 07:01:36 PM
Unibroue? YAY!
Canton
2012-01-29 07:01:45 PM
A unibrow and a feline hero in the same article. What
are
the odds?
libranoelrose
2012-01-29 07:06:00 PM
I thought everyone from India had a unibrow?
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2012-01-29 07:07:41 PM
Let's get this party started.
puddleonfire
2012-01-29 07:10:39 PM
skinink
2012-01-29 07:13:59 PM
So tonight, tooooonight,
Let it be Unibrow.
sweet-daddy-2
2012-01-29 07:14:00 PM
And futher down the page,some one has kidnapped Augusta Wallmart!!
Has an Amber Alert been sent out??
A ransom note delivered?
Is fowl play suspected?
Amishrabbit
2012-01-29 07:17:54 PM
Still prefer the more sonorous term, 'cybrow'
Ow! That was my feelings!
2012-01-29 07:20:20 PM
wanted for questioning.
denbroc
2012-01-29 07:21:22 PM
proton
2012-01-29 07:33:52 PM
LOGINGOESHERE
2012-01-29 07:34:23 PM
mikdeetx
2012-01-29 07:34:36 PM
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
ruta
2012-01-29 07:35:42 PM
"... what appeared to be a unibrow..." Like it
may have been something else, say, a sharpie prank, or a stray caterpillar. Until the suspect is caught and examined by a certified esthetician, we are unable to confirm the alleged unibrow.
ruta
2012-01-29 07:36:26 PM
That's what I get for posting without previewing.
FarkerinMN
2012-01-29 07:37:07 PM
I once saw an article in the police blotter in Winona MN about a hit and run where the driver was described as "a heavy set woman in her late 30's with a bleach blond mullet and a snaggle tooth"
ChuckyV
2012-01-29 07:41:37 PM
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-29 07:45:15 PM
Who'stheBossisNotaFood
2012-01-29 07:49:55 PM
New Hampshire is really close to Massachusetts, doesn't subby remember Mass Governor Michael Dukakis? Or am I just showing how old I am?
Lone Stranger
2012-01-29 07:54:02 PM
studebaker hoch
2012-01-29 07:57:00 PM
Common Unibrow (
ridiculens sharpiensis
) in larval form:
In native habitat:
Fully matured adult specimen:
conjecture and hearsay
2012-01-29 08:13:31 PM
I always wished that 'monobrow' had been the term that caught on.
albert71292
2012-01-29 08:37:59 PM
I remember a skit on one of Carol Burnett's revival variety shows a few years after her CBS show went off the air. Can't remember the subject of the skit, but remember the lines:
Male actor: Didn't you use to have TWO eyebrows?
Carol Burnett: Yeah. But I shaved the top one off!
four95
2012-01-29 09:12:50 PM
RatMaster999
2012-01-29 09:55:19 PM
I live in Somersworth...maybe I should invest in a cat.
Isildur
2012-01-29 10:20:47 PM
/from
this
cryinoutloud
2012-01-29 11:03:47 PM
OK, that's mean.
ChoNeko
2012-01-29 11:24:09 PM
wambu
2012-01-29 11:56:06 PM
Family cat may have frightened off hairy gunman in New Hampshire
That's the headline I get when clicking on the farking link. About some guy who's afraid of a little pussy.
/what MMORPG does he play?
libranoelrose
2012-01-30 02:27:32 AM
cryinoutloud
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OK, that's mean.
I'd to her.
LincolnLogolas
2012-01-30 02:35:39 AM
So... Police are on the lookout for an Armenian male?
John Buck 41
2012-01-31 09:39:19 PM
Some scary images in this thread.
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