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"... what appeared to be a unibrow..." Like it may have been something else, say, a sharpie prank, or a stray caterpillar. Until the suspect is caught and examined by a certified esthetician, we are unable to confirm the alleged unibrow.
I once saw an article in the police blotter in Winona MN about a hit and run where the driver was described as "a heavy set woman in her late 30's with a bleach blond mullet and a snaggle tooth"
I remember a skit on one of Carol Burnett's revival variety shows a few years after her CBS show went off the air. Can't remember the subject of the skit, but remember the lines:
Male actor: Didn't you use to have TWO eyebrows?
Carol Burnett: Yeah. But I shaved the top one off!
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