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Aussie Open ends with the worst tennis match in modern history, lasting 6 hours. In some parts of the world they call that a cricket
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merkey88
2012-01-29 01:57:17 PM
no,
subby
, cricket would still be played for another 4 days before they determine a 'winner'
expobill
2012-01-29 02:02:18 PM
the match and Aussie open was great, and both Djokovich and Nadal are champions.
Milos Hattrick
2012-01-29 02:11:03 PM
It was an amazing match and I'm glad that I woke up early to watch it. I'd love to see Djokovic win all four Grand Slams this year.
sotua
2012-01-29 02:11:07 PM
Nadal loses 7th final in a row to the Serb. Still no cure for Djokovic.
Now the interesting question : of the RG final is Nadal vs Djokovic... is Nadal still the favorite?
/reusing my headline joke
//red ;_;
NaziKamikaze
2012-01-29 02:29:26 PM
I saw this highlight...and holy crap tennis is still boring to watch. Feel like a farking cat watching a ball on a string or something.
Don't mind playing it though.
Swoop1809
2012-01-29 02:36:02 PM
I like that Djokavic Hulked his shirt off when he won. That guy is seriously intense.
Outlaw2097
2012-01-29 02:37:42 PM
novak played about 12 hours of tennis in the last two days. half a damn day.
you, subby, submitted this headline after 5 minutes on the espn home page.
/dont make djokovic chokeabiatch
Donnchadha
2012-01-29 02:39:49 PM
Brockian Ultra-Tennis?
Donnchadha
2012-01-29 02:43:03 PM
merkey88
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no, subby, cricket would still be played for another 4 days before they determine a 'winner'
To be fair, there's test cricket which would last multiple days, but there are also single day versions that will take a couple hours. An ODI would last about 8 hours, but a Twenty20 match lasts about as long as a standard baseball game.
Jamdug!
2012-01-29 02:48:07 PM
At least
this catch
(From an earlier thread, pops) was cool.
TheManofPA
2012-01-29 03:22:25 PM
expobill
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the match and Aussie open was great, and both Djokovich and Nadal are champions.
With four really great players (sucks for Murray that he can't win one), this is one of the best eras for tennis. Problem is with no Americans at the top, it doesn't get as much notice as it should. Coverage hasn't been bad, just not as high as say if a US guy was one of the four. I can't blame Roddick for falling away skill wise, if given the choice between practice and staying at home for 16 hours with his wife, well I think we know what most pick.
virulent_loser
2012-01-29 03:30:08 PM
both men's semis and the final were just unreal. the top 3.75 (Murray's closer to that group than he is to the rest of the pack but isn't quite there yet) are insanely good. this isn't a golden era; it's a platinum one. I'm just sad my main man Fed is probably done winning majors.
zerkalo
2012-01-29 03:37:19 PM
You got Balkanized!
Jonny Chimpo
2012-01-29 04:03:46 PM
expobill
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the match and Aussie open was great, and both Djokovich and Nadal are champions.
Dammit. Another liberal who thinks score shouldn't be kept and just give everyone a Participation trophy...
labbal
2012-01-29 04:20:35 PM
Watched a large portion of this live. Was feeding the newby at 4am this morning. Went back to bed and woke up and still saw 2 hours to the end. Epic match in my opinion and Joker winning was icing on this cake. Simply amazing.
Branch Dravidian
2012-01-29 04:30:50 PM
WHY SO SERIOUS?
jennyz
2012-01-29 04:36:34 PM
Anybody know where the hockey thread is today?
LawyersRock
2012-01-29 04:54:10 PM
Just how many time outs does each side get to make it last that long?
/understands tennis about as much as cricket
//needs more shuttlecock
IlGreven
2012-01-29 05:06:20 PM
Ah, yes, soon we'll have the perfect sporting event: five hours of pre-game analysis, followed by ten seconds of action interspersed between four hours of commercials, followed by five hours of post-game analysis.
Or, as we here in the States call it, "Super Bowl Sunday".
Jonny Chimpo
2012-01-29 05:11:12 PM
IlGreven
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Ah, yes, soon we'll have the perfect sporting event: five hours of pre-game analysis, followed by ten seconds of action interspersed between four hours of commercials, followed by five hours of post-game analysis.
Or, as we here in the States call it, "Super Bowl Sunday".
You obviously haven't been paying attention to the Super Bowl. It is at least 15 hours of pregame and postgame analysis.
TheManofPA
2012-01-29 05:18:31 PM
Jonny Chimpo
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IlGreven: Ah, yes, soon we'll have the perfect sporting event: five hours of pre-game analysis, followed by ten seconds of action interspersed between four hours of commercials, followed by five hours of post-game analysis.
Or, as we here in the States call it, "Super Bowl Sunday".
You obviously haven't been paying attention to the Super Bowl. It is at least 15 hours of pregame and postgame analysis.
Man, you haven't been watching for years. The Super Bowl coverage is just about to start now that the Patriots have left for Indy. I would put the pregame coverage at about 6 days with the postgame around 2-3 days pending if any big news breaks at the beginning of next week.
drewogatory
2012-01-29 06:04:29 PM
TheManofPA
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Jonny Chimpo: IlGreven: Ah, yes, soon we'll have the perfect sporting event: five hours of pre-game analysis, followed by ten seconds of action interspersed between four hours of commercials, followed by five hours of post-game analysis.
Or, as we here in the States call it, "Super Bowl Sunday".
You obviously haven't been paying attention to the Super Bowl. It is at least 15 hours of pregame and postgame analysis.
Man, you haven't been watching for years. The Super Bowl coverage is just about to start now that the Patriots have left for Indy. I would put the pregame coverage at about 6 days with the postgame around 2-3 days pending if any big news breaks at the beginning of next week.
This is one time I'm grateful to be in SoCal. It will be quite easy to avoid the whole thing considering who's playing.
Jonny Chimpo
2012-01-29 06:08:28 PM
TheManofPA
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Jonny Chimpo: IlGreven: Ah, yes, soon we'll have the perfect sporting event: five hours of pre-game analysis, followed by ten seconds of action interspersed between four hours of commercials, followed by five hours of post-game analysis.
Or, as we here in the States call it, "Super Bowl Sunday".
You obviously haven't been paying attention to the Super Bowl. It is at least 15 hours of pregame and postgame analysis.
Man, you haven't been watching for years. The Super Bowl coverage is just about to start now that the Patriots have left for Indy. I would put the pregame coverage at about 6 days with the postgame around 2-3 days pending if any big news breaks at the beginning of next week.
The 15 hours for the pregame was the day itself starting at 3 AM officially. The postgame reference was that there are quite a few channels that spend the last 2.5 hours of the day talking about the game. With that calculation is should be 90 hours a pregame analysis in a 24 hour span.
TheManofPA
2012-01-29 06:13:31 PM
Jonny Chimpo
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TheManofPA: Jonny Chimpo: IlGreven: Ah, yes, soon we'll have the perfect sporting event: five hours of pre-game analysis, followed by ten seconds of action interspersed between four hours of commercials, followed by five hours of post-game analysis.
Or, as we here in the States call it, "Super Bowl Sunday".
You obviously haven't been paying attention to the Super Bowl. It is at least 15 hours of pregame and postgame analysis.
Man, you haven't been watching for years. The Super Bowl coverage is just about to start now that the Patriots have left for Indy. I would put the pregame coverage at about 6 days with the postgame around 2-3 days pending if any big news breaks at the beginning of next week.
The 15 hours for the pregame was the day itself starting at 3 AM officially. The postgame reference was that there are quite a few channels that spend the last 2.5 hours of the day talking about the game. With that calculation is should be 90 hours a pregame analysis in a 24 hour span.
I concede because your point is an even funnier statistic compared to mine. I can't call it sad because I'll probably have most of it on as background noise when I wake up.
Is the Pro Bowl even on? Does anyone care?
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-29 06:29:59 PM
TheManofPA
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Is the Pro Bowl even on? Does anyone care?
Definitely not.
In order to make all-star games more interesting, the NHL should play football and have the football player play hockey. Watching 350 lb lineman try and skate would be worth watching for sure.
The Voice of Doom
2012-01-29 07:12:14 PM
IlGreven
Or, as we here in the States call it, "Super Bowl Sunday".
You know, the last couple of weekends was the first time I watched football outside of Super Bowl games; I was kinda surprised that sometimes stuff actually seems to happen in football.
Going by the Super Bowl coverage on a TVstation that isn't allowed to show any ads, I was used that 75% of a football game is guys in tights just standing around waiting for some signal that they're allowed to continue playing.
Henry Holland
2012-01-29 08:29:29 PM
IlGreven
: Ah, yes, soon we'll have the perfect sporting event: five hours of pre-game analysis, followed by
ten seconds
fifteen minutes
of action interspersed between four hours of commercials, followed by five hours of post-game analysis.
I decided to put the actual amount in there because that's still really sad. 45 minutes of standing around, no wonder it's the perfect TV sport.
labbal
2012-01-29 08:54:31 PM
So how about that tennis match?
intelligent comment below
2012-01-29 10:01:20 PM
Work ethic = 1
Steroids = 0
steamingpile
2012-01-29 10:21:57 PM
Its mes tennis, nobody cares.
virulent_loser
2012-01-29 10:50:17 PM
aw c'mon, it's hard enough to be a tennis fan in this football-dominated country, let's not threadjack the extremely occassional tennis thread with football talk...
/whine
expobill
2012-01-30 12:28:46 AM
TheManofPA
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expobill: the match and Aussie open was great, and both Djokovich and Nadal are champions.
With four really great players (sucks for Murray that he can't win one), this is one of the best eras for tennis. Problem is with no Americans at the top.
that is no problem because the talent level is incredible!
MugzyBrown
2012-01-30 08:26:30 AM
virulent_loser
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both men's semis and the final were just unreal. the top 3.75 (Murray's closer to that group than he is to the rest of the pack but isn't quite there yet) are insanely good. this isn't a golden era; it's a platinum one. I'm just sad my main man Fed is probably done winning majors.
I don't really see it as a great era. There are 3 great players, but it's more 3 eras passing closely together.
Federer dominated for years, then Nadal finally beat him off of clay and he dominated, and now Djokovich is dominating.
A great era would be if the 3 of them would battle back and forth, but right now it seems Djok>Nadal>Federer.
Nadal has won 10 of last 13 vs Federer
Djok has won 10 of last 12 vs Nadal
Djok has won 4 of last 5 vs Federer
And Murray isn't in the same class. He's only made 3 GS finals and got swept in 3 sets in each.
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