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(Daily Mail)   This 6,000 calorie breakfast - 12 slices of bacon, 12 sausages, 14 eggs, 4 black pudding slices, 12 slices of bread, 2 hash browns, saute potatoes, mushrooms, beans, and tomatoes - weighs more than a baby. Get in mah belly   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2012-01-29 02:23:15 PM  
7 votes:
This keeps up and we're going to have to create a new portion size. So it'll be Small, Medium, Large, X-Large and Mock A 3rd World Country.
2012-01-29 03:17:42 PM  
6 votes:

PizzaJedi81: Jon iz teh kewl: 6000 CALORIES IS NOTHING. I EAT THAT EVERY MORNING
IN FACT I EAT AT LEAST 6 TIMES THAT. JUST FOR THE RECORD IM A WEIGHT LIFTER NOT AN OBESE MAN.

Who's in love with his CapsLock, apparently.


MORE THAN IN LOVE. WE ARE GAY MARRIED. IN FACT WE"RE PREGNANT WITH ANOTHER KEYBOARD.. I HAVENT DONE THE ULTRASOUND YET BUT IM HOPING ITS DVORAK.
2012-01-29 05:00:26 PM  
3 votes:

PizzaJedi81: Jon iz teh kewl: 6000 CALORIES IS NOTHING. I EAT THAT EVERY MORNING
IN FACT I EAT AT LEAST 6 TIMES THAT. JUST FOR THE RECORD IM A WEIGHT LIFTER NOT AN OBESE MAN.

Who's in love with his CapsLock, apparently.


No, he types so hard they all come out in uppercase.
2012-01-29 04:35:13 PM  
3 votes:

LavenderWolf: Here's me: Clearly not a fatty, even though I'm holding one...


Cool. Here's me. Clearly not old, even though I'm holding some Old Spice.

www.ideasontap.ca
2012-01-29 03:20:30 PM  
3 votes:

farkingismybusiness: libranoelrose: 14 eggs?

[foodmuseum.typepad.com image 350x238]


badassdigest.com

And a hardboiled egg!

::HONK::

2 hardboiled eggs!
2012-01-29 11:41:23 AM  
3 votes:
files.g4tv.com

Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.
2012-01-29 04:02:34 PM  
2 votes:
2012-01-29 03:47:40 PM  
2 votes:
memearchive.net
2012-01-29 03:38:47 PM  
2 votes:
No wafer-thin mint?
2012-01-29 03:27:08 PM  
2 votes:
media.tumblr.com

Approves
2012-01-29 03:23:07 PM  
2 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Honest question: Who really wants to eat all that food in one sitting? I don't care if you're healthy as a horse and could pound it down with little to no physical repercussions to you, why would you even want to?


I am guessing you have never been, nor been a parent to, a 15-year-old boy.
2012-01-29 03:18:30 PM  
2 votes:
troll.me
2012-01-29 03:11:08 PM  
2 votes:
6000 CALORIES IS NOTHING. I EAT THAT EVERY MORNING
IN FACT I EAT AT LEAST 6 TIMES THAT. JUST FOR THE RECORD IM A WEIGHT LIFTER NOT AN OBESE MAN.
2012-01-29 03:07:34 PM  
2 votes:
myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com
2012-01-29 03:06:41 PM  
2 votes:
We cannot allow a breakfast calorie gap!
2012-01-30 10:01:14 AM  
1 votes:
okay then.... 6000 calories... How many calories are in the baby?

/I'm on a diet afterall.
2012-01-29 06:03:19 PM  
1 votes:
farm3.staticflickr.com
2012-01-29 05:06:13 PM  
1 votes:

octopied:
And black pudding? ewww.


Don't try and cut it with a knife, you'll just make two new black puddings
2012-01-29 04:53:50 PM  
1 votes:

Mad Scientist: Mmmm, full English breakfast.

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x478]


Presumably most of the bacon had been eaten before taking the photo, right?

/right?!?
2012-01-29 04:46:01 PM  
1 votes:

Mini Ditka: As someone who has eaten a GALLON of ice cream in 40 minutes to win a radio contest, I am quite certain that if you ate all of that you would die.


As someone who has eaten two gallons of ice cream in two hours...

Aw hell, who am I kidding. That was when I was 15. I'm 33 now. If I eat two bowls of ice cream, I start to get jittery and then throw up.
2012-01-29 04:27:03 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

courtesy of b3ta
2012-01-29 04:05:10 PM  
1 votes:
Just make sure you put that (beep) on everything.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-01-29 04:02:59 PM  
1 votes:

ultraholland: We cannot allow a breakfast calorie gap!


Today, breakfast is too important to be left to dieticians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for cuisine. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
2012-01-29 03:56:52 PM  
1 votes:
And for dessert, a box of these: i40.tinypic.com
2012-01-29 03:43:19 PM  
1 votes:
hasn't got much spam in it...
2012-01-29 03:42:01 PM  
1 votes:
Only 2 hashbrowns?
2012-01-29 03:25:43 PM  
1 votes:
Egged on: If Lee Williams finishes the feast within an hour without help from Ava Wheeler, six, he eats for free

anyone else can help, but there's a reason they call that girl "the closer"
2012-01-29 03:24:44 PM  
1 votes:
It's not a decent meal with less than 26 strips of bacon.

Bacon.
2012-01-29 03:18:31 PM  
1 votes:

libranoelrose: 14 eggs?


foodmuseum.typepad.com
2012-01-29 03:15:08 PM  
1 votes:

myinternetname: No way am I clicking that shiat, probably have people with nasty rotting mouths eating vegemite or something.


Know how I know you know nothing about the British, Bubba?
2012-01-29 03:12:11 PM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: 6000 CALORIES IS NOTHING. I EAT THAT EVERY MORNING
IN FACT I EAT AT LEAST 6 TIMES THAT. JUST FOR THE RECORD IM A WEIGHT LIFTER NOT AN OBESE MAN.


Who's in love with his CapsLock, apparently.
2012-01-29 03:09:23 PM  
1 votes:

Shostie: [files.g4tv.com image 600x300]

Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.


I love the microscopic concession to health that's offered by the egg-whites-only version.
2012-01-29 03:08:52 PM  
1 votes:
"There's nothing left but fat and grizzle!"
2012-01-29 02:24:21 PM  
1 votes:
...and in the aftermath, you'd fill up an outhouse in one sitting, assuming you didn't have a heart attack while trying to dukes of hazzard one out.
2012-01-29 02:22:36 PM  
1 votes:
Lose the veggies and pudding, and throw in some more hashbrowns, buttered grits, and some biscuits and gravy, and then you got a decent start to the day...
2012-01-29 01:38:24 PM  
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: natural selection to take it's course. If you are dumb enough


It's like rain on your wedding day.
2012-01-29 01:15:20 PM  
1 votes:

Godscrack: This whole mega food bomb trend is stupid now.


Now?
2012-01-29 12:25:47 PM  
1 votes:
I don't think it qualifies as pudding anymore if you can slice it.
 
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