The sounds you just heard were my arteries slamming shut and my stomach demanding that.

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Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

Adam Richman approves!

These kinds of dishes are just new and slower way for natural selection to take it's course. If you are dumb enough to eat those kinds of meals on a daily or weekly basis then you are just weeding yourself out.

Paging Adam Richman...

We cannot allow a breakfast calorie gap!

Brettster808: This is a family serving disguised as a GIANT SINGLE BREAKFAST for publicity. Its a gimmick.

This. Move along; nothing to see.

"There's nothing left but fat and grizzle!"

Honest question: Who really wants to eat all that food in one sitting? I don't care if you're healthy as a horse and could pound it down with little to no physical repercussions to you, why would you even want to?

alwaysjaded: This keeps up and we're going to have to create a new portion size. So it'll be Small, Medium, Large, X-Large and Mock A 3rd World Country.

You owe me a new Macbook; I just spit Diet Pepsi all over the screen.

Shostie: [files.g4tv.com image 600x300]

Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

I love the microscopic concession to health that's offered by the egg-whites-only version.

6000 CALORIES IS NOTHING. I EAT THAT EVERY MORNING
IN FACT I EAT AT LEAST 6 TIMES THAT. JUST FOR THE RECORD IM A WEIGHT LIFTER NOT AN OBESE MAN.

Coco LaFemme: Honest question: Who really wants to eat all that food in one sitting? I don't care if you're healthy as a horse and could pound it down with little to no physical repercussions to you, why would you even want to?

Honest answer: I would only want to do this once, with one special meal, just to be able to say I had done so. I do quite enjoy Man V. Food, but even I couldn't, nor would I want to, eat a lot of those things.

Jon iz teh kewl: 6000 CALORIES IS NOTHING. I EAT THAT EVERY MORNING
IN FACT I EAT AT LEAST 6 TIMES THAT. JUST FOR THE RECORD IM A WEIGHT LIFTER NOT AN OBESE MAN.

Who's in love with his CapsLock, apparently.

UK link? check
some odd farking food named in the list? check


No way am I clicking that shiat, probably have people with nasty rotting mouths eating vegemite or something.

myinternetname: No way am I clicking that shiat, probably have people with nasty rotting mouths eating vegemite or something.

Know how I know you know nothing about the British, Bubba?

moops: "There's nothing left but fat and grizzle!"

Listen, if I could get a dessert down him, you think you could throw in a couple Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?

PizzaJedi81: Jon iz teh kewl: 6000 CALORIES IS NOTHING. I EAT THAT EVERY MORNING
IN FACT I EAT AT LEAST 6 TIMES THAT. JUST FOR THE RECORD IM A WEIGHT LIFTER NOT AN OBESE MAN.

Who's in love with his CapsLock, apparently.

MORE THAN IN LOVE. WE ARE GAY MARRIED. IN FACT WE"RE PREGNANT WITH ANOTHER KEYBOARD.. I HAVENT DONE THE ULTRASOUND YET BUT IM HOPING ITS DVORAK.

Hmmm, considering 2 pounds of solid lard is 7000 calories, 6000 calories in 9 pounds does not seem very dense.

libranoelrose: 14 eggs?

farkingismybusiness: libranoelrose: 14 eggs?

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And a hardboiled egg!

::HONK::

2 hardboiled eggs!

Coco LaFemme: Honest question: Who really wants to eat all that food in one sitting? I don't care if you're healthy as a horse and could pound it down with little to no physical repercussions to you, why would you even want to?

I am guessing you have never been, nor been a parent to, a 15-year-old boy.

farkingismybusiness: libranoelrose: 14 eggs?

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My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

It's not a decent meal with less than 26 strips of bacon.

Bacon.

Egged on: If Lee Williams finishes the feast within an hour without help from Ava Wheeler, six, he eats for free

anyone else can help, but there's a reason they call that girl "the closer"

Roook: A doctor said you could actually die of a heart attack from a single meal?

what is going on in britain?

He didn't specifically say a heart attack:

Prof David Haslam, from the National Obesity Forum, warned it 'is possible' someone could die after eating the meal in a single sitting, but added it was 'very unlikely'.

He might mean that if you managed to down over 9 pounds of food in an hour that you'd rupture your stomach. I've noticed that there's a class of 'expert' that thinks people have absolutely no common sense and need to be warned not to do things like stick their hands in a whirling lawnmower blade or eat a dangerous quantity of food. Yeah, there are people who do idiotic things like that, but they're not the ones who'll listen to warnings, so don't bother.

Zeppelininthesky: farkingismybusiness: libranoelrose: 14 eggs?

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My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

Babalugats, we got a bet here!

Lurk sober post drunk: Egged on: If Lee Williams finishes the feast within an hour without help from Ava Wheeler, six, he eats for free

anyone else can help, but there's a reason they call that girl "the closer"

Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Approves

Mmmm, full English breakfast.