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James72

2012-01-29 10:25:17 AM

Two celebrities face off against each other. I'd call it "Star Wars"

Sarcastica75

2012-01-29 10:27:10 AM

James72: Two celebrities face off against each other. I'd call it "Star Wars"

damnitsomuch.

PizzaJedi81

2012-01-29 10:28:27 AM

James72: Two celebrities face off against each other. I'd call it "Star Wars"

troll.me

basemetal

2012-01-29 10:30:43 AM

Storage Wars rules your face yo!

/If I ever see Barry Weiss, I'm getting his autograph and pic.

tuffsnake

2012-01-29 10:31:03 AM

James72: Two celebrities face off against each other. I'd call it "Star Wars"

They had that, it was called "celebrity death match"

Sarcastica75

2012-01-29 10:31:36 AM

tuffsnake: James72: Two celebrities face off against each other. I'd call it "Star Wars"

They had that, it was called "celebrity death match"

listen, jokekiller, shaddup.

basemetal

2012-01-29 10:31:51 AM

James72: Two celebrities face off against each other. I'd call it "Star Wars"

I gave you a smart and funny vote for that, here's your green arrow.

OregonVet

2012-01-29 10:35:02 AM

Sarcastica75: James72: Two celebrities face off against each other. I'd call it "Star Wars"

damnitsomuch.

sammiejunkmail

2012-01-29 10:36:20 AM

basemetal: Storage Wars rules your face yo!

/If I ever see Barry Weiss, I'm getting his autograph and pic.

I hate that guy, what a pretentious doushbag

PizzaJedi81

2012-01-29 10:36:47 AM

sammiejunkmail: basemetal: Storage Wars rules your face yo!

/If I ever see Barry Weiss, I'm getting his autograph and pic.

I hate that guy, what a pretentious doushbag

Barry Weiss is a dick, too.

WI241TH

2012-01-29 10:37:18 AM

"Holy Wars." Two houses of worship compete family feud style as they face off in prayer contests to see who's more favored by god.

serial_crusher

2012-01-29 10:37:59 AM

Tek

shivashakti

2012-01-29 10:38:26 AM

Paraplegic Wars

Gramma

2012-01-29 10:38:44 AM

Blue Light Special wars

brap

2012-01-29 10:39:50 AM

Proctologist Wars.

Improv Theater Funfact. If you ask an audience for a profession some smartass will yell PROCTOLOGIST! or GYNOCOLOGIST! every time. It's like what FREEBIRD! is to rock concerts.

Warchild

2012-01-29 10:41:23 AM

sammiejunkmail: I hate that guy, what a pretentious doushbag

PizzaJedi81: Barry Weiss is a dick, too.

Seriously? He's cool as f*ck. Dave Hester is the colossal douche on the show.

fat aristotle

2012-01-29 10:43:42 AM

Red Light Special Wars

Lord of Allusions

2012-01-29 10:44:10 AM

Global Thermonuclear

fat aristotle

2012-01-29 10:44:21 AM

Warchild: Dave Hester is the colossal douche on the show.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

OtherLittleGuy

2012-01-29 10:46:03 AM

James72: Two celebrities face off against each other. I'd call it "Star Wars"

Over in one. Turn out the lights, please.

Two Dogs Farking

2012-01-29 10:49:02 AM

Naked Jello Wrestling Wars, with the first episode starting Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

/EIP, Hollywood

The English Major

2012-01-29 10:50:54 AM

People from differing religions compete in a trivia game where they are asked questions about faiths other than their own. We'd call it Holy Wars.

sammiejunkmail

2012-01-29 10:52:29 AM

Warchild: sammiejunkmail: I hate that guy, what a pretentious doushbag

PizzaJedi81: Barry Weiss is a dick, too.

Seriously? He's cool as f*ck. Dave Hester is the colossal douche on the show.
Seriously, I hate him, Dave too, but that Barry Weiss guy acts like the biggest asshole ever. At least Dave does not ruin things.

g0ats3x

2012-01-29 10:53:03 AM

beer wars or bar wars.

Phletchengreuber

2012-01-29 10:54:06 AM

Blood diamond wars. Five husbands to be have their engagement rings traced to their origins and whoever owns the one that caused the most bloodshed gets his hand lopped off (and a free tropical honeymoon)

redoctober65

2012-01-29 11:04:18 AM

Cold Wars: Two teams go head to head and sneeze and cough on each other. The team with the last healthy member wins.

Friskya

2012-01-29 11:04:31 AM

serial_crusher: Tek

I couldn't get through the first one of that series.

swaniefrmreddeer

2012-01-29 11:06:39 AM

Pimp wars would be awesome. They'd be all slappin their biatches up.

muzzrphochr

2012-01-29 11:07:54 AM

'Tittywars'!!

/scores of big breasts slamming eachother like two giraffes in a mating ritual.

JerseyTim

2012-01-29 11:09:51 AM

Mall Kiosk Wars

I bet there is some drama there.

wumperton

2012-01-29 11:13:07 AM

I know I'm probably going to hell for this, but I think "Tard Wars" would be awesome.

Warchild

2012-01-29 11:16:50 AM

wumperton: I know I'm probably going to hell for this, but I think "Tard Wars" would be awesome.

Have you seen the politics tab?

Mr_Ectomy

2012-01-29 11:47:10 AM

Hockey Mom Wars

Vodka Zombie

2012-01-29 12:28:42 PM

"Stupid MTV Douchebags Killing Each Other With Flame-Throwers Wars."

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-01-29 12:29:30 PM

Two Farkers debating a specific issue.

We could call it... Farking Wars...

Tenor Reaper

2012-01-29 01:51:40 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Two Farkers debating a specific issue.

We could call it... Farking Wars...

Countdown wars! let's see how long it takes for TMLO to give into temptation and link to The Final Countdown or one of its youtube variations!

eddievercetti

2012-01-29 01:56:11 PM

Soccer Mom Wars

basemetal

2012-01-29 02:03:01 PM

GREEEEEN!

/not submitter

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey

2012-01-29 02:08:20 PM

A show where two contestants try to find the most annoying music in existence, blast it to 11 in an enclosed room, and see which contestant can withstand the most time against the competition's choice in music.

Auditory Wars!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-01-29 02:14:30 PM

Tenor Reaper: Countdown wars! let's see how long it takes for TMLO to give into temptation and link to The Final Countdown or one of its youtube variations!

You'll be surprised to find that I don't have to post that link in the name of chuckles! (pops, not Pw8sNoodIDk)

dahmers love zombie

2012-01-29 02:24:21 PM

A contest between two people to see who can make the most noise beating a garbage bag filled with squeaky toys.

But what to call it...?

kagemaru026

2012-01-29 02:42:04 PM

War Wars. Because fyck you.

Hillbilly Jim

2012-01-29 02:44:39 PM

Whore Wars. Girls from opposite corners battle to see how much they can make on the stroll in one night.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-01-29 02:45:49 PM

A competition to find the person who sounds the most like the grownups from the animated Peanuts specials.

They could call it... Wah Wah Wah Wah Wars.

Cubansaltyballs

2012-01-29 02:48:30 PM

I want a show called "War Wars" where all the people of those shows fight to the death in a cage. Except Brandi from Storage Wars... bring her to me.

Makh

2012-01-29 02:57:34 PM

Bottle of Dewar's. Because then I wouldn't care what else is on TV.

PizzaJedi81

2012-01-29 02:58:21 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: A competition to find the person who sounds the most like the grownups from the animated Peanuts specials.

They could call it... Wah Wah Wah Wah Wars.

I dunno...it's almost there. How about, instead, we make it about who can cover a lesser known George Harrison song...The Wah Wah Wars.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-01-29 02:59:21 PM

PizzaJedi81: I dunno...it's almost there. How about, instead, we make it about who can cover a lesser known George Harrison song...The Wah Wah Wars.

There's GOTTA be a Peter Frampton joke to be made here...

PizzaJedi81

2012-01-29 03:01:12 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: PizzaJedi81: I dunno...it's almost there. How about, instead, we make it about who can cover a lesser known George Harrison song...The Wah Wah Wars.

There's GOTTA be a Peter Frampton joke to be made here...

Come on, TMLO, I want you to show me the way...everyday.

FriarReb98

2012-01-29 03:02:27 PM

I'd like to see a war that wipes out at least 90% of the repetitive schlock on TV. The War to Make Me Happy, if you will.

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