Well, I see this is being taken care of.

Makh: They need better agents. Except for cats, who control the media.

Funny, they don't look Jewish.

/duck and run! serpentine, serpentine!

lets see whats up with today's, 38 year old semi-pro writer who watches too many children's movies.

/really bears?
//who doesnt immediately jump to steven colbert version of these guys?

#4. Apparently author never saw Watership Down

FTFA: 1. WEASELS
Character type: Snide, villainous henchmen


Yup

PacManDreaming: Forget someone, Mr. Lousy List Maker?

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Hey, that cat totally was into cheating at gambling, breaking and entering, violation of national secrecy acts....

/Sheesh, I loved that movie.

Stimpy is quite evil.

Dinosaurs. The list forgot dinosaurs.

What say you, dinosaurs? Are you gentle constant children's companions or bloodthirsty predators?

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Dinosaurs. The list forgot dinosaurs.

What say you, dinosaurs? Are you gentle constant children's companions or bloodthirsty predators?

Yes.

Huck And Molly Ziegler: What say you, dinosaurs? Are you gentle constant children's companions or bloodthirsty predators?



Both.

DON.MAC: Koalas. Cute and cuddly and a 99+% STD infection rate.

Sluts, they're all sluts.

I just want to say rabbits live in burrows, they don't travel by burrowing.
/left toin at ablakoikee

Adolf Oliver Nipples: No we won't, subby. Cats are the manifestation of Satan on Earth, vicious, evil creatures. Cats are for target shooting like all other vermin.


That doesn't describe any cats that I know.

Except for the target shooting thing, you're describing Republicans.

wanna go root around for some nice juicy ants?

Lions

Character type: Wise, fatherly figures

Examples: Aslan in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Mufasa in The Lion King, King Richard in Robin Hood

Uh, you remember that there were OTHER characters in the Lion King, don't you, idiotblogger?

xant: Lions

Character type: Wise, fatherly figures

Examples: Aslan in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Mufasa in The Lion King, King Richard in Robin Hood

Uh, you remember that there were OTHER characters in the Lion King, don't you, idiotblogger?

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And of course, Prince John in Robin Hood was a sniveling coward

Francis calls subby a neck-biter before crying out vengeance for Felicity (NSF cat lovers) (new window)

Yeah, I wonder why the snakes are portrayed as evil.

Uh...maybe because it's in the farking Bible...?

Also, he has a weird definition of "unfair".

Mice have a great reputation in fiction. They're not complaining.

rocky_howard: Yeah, I wonder why the snakes are portrayed as evil.

Uh...maybe because it's in the farking Bible...?






EVIL!!!

Subby: stereotypes exist for reason.

Blogger: I don't see that you offered anything substantial to dispute these stereotypes.

"Play the titular, good-guy heroes..? Check."

Just remember, anything a cat does as cute and cuddly is a ruse

Pepe wants a recount, or you get sprayed

It never occurred to me until just now to characterize either Tom or Sylvester as "evil." If anything, I always thought Jerry and Tweety were conniving, irritating little shiats.

The Kaa in Disney's "Jungle Book" is nothing like the Kaa of Kipling's original story. He was Mowgli's badass mentor, his Obi-Wan, if you will.

Missing on this list:



Mice suck. Rats are awesome pets. They're the second most intelligent rodent, you can teach them tricks, and they'll actually play with you and let you pet them.

Nogale: It never occurred to me until just now to characterize either Tom or Sylvester as "evil." If anything, I always thought Jerry and Tweety were conniving, irritating little shiats.

This! No, Jerry, that food is not there for you to take. That sardine can bed between the walls stinks and we don't need Nibbles' diapers in our walls either.

Nogale: It never occurred to me until just now to characterize either Tom or Sylvester as "evil." If anything, I always thought Jerry and Tweety were conniving, irritating little shiats.

99% of the time, Tom or Sylvester were going about their business. Sure, Sylvester was hungry, but that biatch never fed him. The Three Musketeer one was the worst where Tom gets the guillotine at the end, and Jerry and lil mouse just look like "oh well."

Other times, they had specifically been instructed to keep the house free of pests. Jerry seemed to be doing pretty well in terms of food. What an ass.

/Crambone

Even Bugs Bunny can't overcome a mouse, per the performing Hungarian Rhapsody short. If Bugs can't win, then no one can.

Nogale: It never occurred to me until just now to characterize either Tom or Sylvester as "evil." If anything, I always thought Jerry and Tweety were conniving, irritating little shiats.

That's why I could never get myself to watch those shows.

Not without frothing at the mouth though.

I also hated how they always called for Spike to help them.

why are all bulldogs named Spike? O_o

Heathcliff is a great inversion on this. He's the guy who makes the rules and idiot dogs can't do crap to him.

This whole site is pretty funny. I suggest poking around.

Fano: Even Bugs Bunny can't overcome a mouse, per the performing Hungarian Rhapsody short. If Bugs can't win, then no one can.

Tom & Jerry was stolen. A rabbit and a mouse? Come on. That doesn't make any sense.
The Cat Concerto (new window)
Rhapsody Rabbit (new window)

dickfreckle: This whole site is pretty funny. I suggest poking around.

RUN AWAY, IT'S A CAT!

The blog was so-so, but dear flying spaghetti monster, the link on the bottom!



Kill it with fire!

rocky_howard: Nogale: It never occurred to me until just now to characterize either Tom or Sylvester as "evil." If anything, I always thought Jerry and Tweety were conniving, irritating little shiats.

That's why I could never get myself to watch those shows.

Not without frothing at the mouth though.

I also hated how they always called for Spike to help them.

why are all bulldogs named Spike? O_o

Heathcliff is a great inversion on this. He's the guy who makes the rules and idiot dogs can't do crap to him.

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They were all the same dog. Like how Richard Meltzer plays John Munch in everything.

LoneWolf343: rocky_howard: Nogale: It never occurred to me until just now to characterize either Tom or Sylvester as "evil." If anything, I always thought Jerry and Tweety were conniving, irritating little shiats.

That's why I could never get myself to watch those shows.

Not without frothing at the mouth though.

I also hated how they always called for Spike to help them.

why are all bulldogs named Spike? O_o

Heathcliff is a great inversion on this. He's the guy who makes the rules and idiot dogs can't do crap to him.

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They were all the same dog. Like how Richard Belzer plays John Munch Richard Belzer in everything.

FTFM