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(Short List)   The nine most unfairly typecast animals. One day, we'll live in a world where a cat won't be the villain. One day   (shortlist.com) divider line 99
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2012-01-29 08:27:50 AM  
Owls have been associated with knowledge and wisdom since ancient Greece. I am endumbened after reading this.
 
2012-01-29 08:40:56 AM  
Subby you challenge the world with your ignorance.
i150.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-29 08:43:52 AM  
Koalas. Cute and cuddly and a 99+% STD infection rate.
 
2012-01-29 09:40:29 AM  
www.reelfilm.com

Your blog sucks.
 
2012-01-29 09:40:58 AM  
i1131.photobucket.com
Anyone? Beuller? Beuller?
 
2012-01-29 09:48:19 AM  
boltandmittenssite.webs.com

Well, I see this is being taken care of.
 
2012-01-29 09:48:25 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com

'I must destroy you.'
 
2012-01-29 10:44:32 AM  
Forget someone, Mr. Lousy List Maker?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-29 10:55:18 AM  
No we won't, subby. Cats are the manifestation of Satan on Earth, vicious, evil creatures. Cats are for target shooting like all other vermin.
 
2012-01-29 11:25:58 AM  
They need better agents. Except for cats, who control the media.
 
2012-01-29 11:29:19 AM  

Makh: They need better agents. Except for cats, who control the media.


Funny, they don't look Jewish.

/duck and run! serpentine, serpentine!
 
2012-01-29 11:31:50 AM  

Makh: They need better agents. Except for cats, who control the media.


Well, that would explain why certain projects get Green lit.
 
2012-01-29 11:57:05 AM  
lets see whats up with today's, 38 year old semi-pro writer who watches too many children's movies.

/really bears?
//who doesnt immediately jump to steven colbert version of these guys?
 
2012-01-29 12:04:33 PM  
#4. Apparently author never saw Watership Down
 
2012-01-29 12:06:49 PM  
Don't call him cute

farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-01-29 12:11:01 PM  
FTFA: 1. WEASELS
Character type: Snide, villainous henchmen


images.wikia.com
Yup
 
2012-01-29 12:16:11 PM  

PacManDreaming: Forget someone, Mr. Lousy List Maker?

[i.imgur.com image 460x345]


Hey, that cat totally was into cheating at gambling, breaking and entering, violation of national secrecy acts....

/Sheesh, I loved that movie.
 
2012-01-29 12:16:17 PM  
Stimpy is quite evil.
 
2012-01-29 12:23:49 PM  
Dinosaurs. The list forgot dinosaurs.

What say you, dinosaurs? Are you gentle constant children's companions or bloodthirsty predators?
 
2012-01-29 12:24:20 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Dinosaurs. The list forgot dinosaurs.

What say you, dinosaurs? Are you gentle constant children's companions or bloodthirsty predators?


Yes.
 
2012-01-29 12:32:42 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: What say you, dinosaurs? Are you gentle constant children's companions or bloodthirsty predators?


weknowmemes.com

Both.
 
2012-01-29 12:32:46 PM  

DON.MAC: Koalas. Cute and cuddly and a 99+% STD infection rate.


Sluts, they're all sluts.
 
2012-01-29 12:33:19 PM  
I just want to say rabbits live in burrows, they don't travel by burrowing.
/left toin at ablakoikee
 
2012-01-29 12:35:33 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: Huck And Molly Ziegler: What say you, dinosaurs? Are you gentle constant children's companions or bloodthirsty predators?

[weknowmemes.com image 250x165]

Both.


Brings up horrible memories of when my daughter was young.
 
2012-01-29 12:35:59 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: No we won't, subby. Cats are the manifestation of Satan on Earth, vicious, evil creatures. Cats are for target shooting like all other vermin.



That doesn't describe any cats that I know.

Except for the target shooting thing, you're describing Republicans.
 
2012-01-29 12:39:20 PM  
rlv.zcache.com

wanna go root around for some nice juicy ants?
 
2012-01-29 12:44:21 PM  
Lions

Character type: Wise, fatherly figures

Examples: Aslan in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Mufasa in The Lion King, King Richard in Robin Hood


Uh, you remember that there were OTHER characters in the Lion King, don't you, idiotblogger?

www.disneyvillains.net
 
2012-01-29 12:52:40 PM  

xant: Lions

Character type: Wise, fatherly figures

Examples: Aslan in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Mufasa in The Lion King, King Richard in Robin Hood

Uh, you remember that there were OTHER characters in the Lion King, don't you, idiotblogger?

[www.disneyvillains.net image 360x214]



And of course, Prince John in Robin Hood was a sniveling coward
 
2012-01-29 12:55:27 PM  
farm7.static.flickr.com
 
2012-01-29 12:55:34 PM  
 
2012-01-29 12:58:03 PM  
Yeah, I wonder why the snakes are portrayed as evil.

Uh...maybe because it's in the farking Bible...?

Also, he has a weird definition of "unfair".

Mice have a great reputation in fiction. They're not complaining.
 
2012-01-29 01:09:12 PM  

rocky_howard: Yeah, I wonder why the snakes are portrayed as evil.

Uh...maybe because it's in the farking Bible...?




upload.wikimedia.org
upload.wikimedia.org
EVIL!!!
 
2012-01-29 01:21:21 PM  
Subby: stereotypes exist for reason.

Blogger: I don't see that you offered anything substantial to dispute these stereotypes.
 
2012-01-29 01:27:33 PM  
"Play the titular, good-guy heroes..? Check."

yafh.com
 
2012-01-29 01:35:27 PM  
But cats ARE villains.

Villians are sociopathic, sometimes psychotic self-serving creatures who use others to reach their own goals of domination.

That right there is short-hand for "Cat."

/your cat would kill and eat you if it thought it could
 
2012-01-29 02:23:33 PM  
Just remember, anything a cat does as cute and cuddly is a ruse
 
2012-01-29 02:25:16 PM  
images.sodahead.com

Pepe wants a recount, or you get sprayed
 
2012-01-29 02:25:56 PM  
It never occurred to me until just now to characterize either Tom or Sylvester as "evil." If anything, I always thought Jerry and Tweety were conniving, irritating little shiats.
 
2012-01-29 02:26:08 PM  
The Kaa in Disney's "Jungle Book" is nothing like the Kaa of Kipling's original story. He was Mowgli's badass mentor, his Obi-Wan, if you will.
 
2012-01-29 02:38:18 PM  
Missing on this list:

animal-world.com

Mice suck. Rats are awesome pets. They're the second most intelligent rodent, you can teach them tricks, and they'll actually play with you and let you pet them.
 
2012-01-29 02:45:41 PM  

Nogale: It never occurred to me until just now to characterize either Tom or Sylvester as "evil." If anything, I always thought Jerry and Tweety were conniving, irritating little shiats.


This! No, Jerry, that food is not there for you to take. That sardine can bed between the walls stinks and we don't need Nibbles' diapers in our walls either.
 
2012-01-29 02:54:03 PM  

Nogale: It never occurred to me until just now to characterize either Tom or Sylvester as "evil." If anything, I always thought Jerry and Tweety were conniving, irritating little shiats.


99% of the time, Tom or Sylvester were going about their business. Sure, Sylvester was hungry, but that biatch never fed him. The Three Musketeer one was the worst where Tom gets the guillotine at the end, and Jerry and lil mouse just look like "oh well."

Other times, they had specifically been instructed to keep the house free of pests. Jerry seemed to be doing pretty well in terms of food. What an ass.

/Crambone
 
2012-01-29 02:54:54 PM  
Even Bugs Bunny can't overcome a mouse, per the performing Hungarian Rhapsody short. If Bugs can't win, then no one can.
 
2012-01-29 02:59:51 PM  

Nogale: It never occurred to me until just now to characterize either Tom or Sylvester as "evil." If anything, I always thought Jerry and Tweety were conniving, irritating little shiats.


That's why I could never get myself to watch those shows.

Not without frothing at the mouth though.

I also hated how they always called for Spike to help them.

why are all bulldogs named Spike? O_o

Heathcliff is a great inversion on this. He's the guy who makes the rules and idiot dogs can't do crap to him.

sydlexia.com
 
2012-01-29 03:03:39 PM  
This whole site is pretty funny. I suggest poking around.
 
2012-01-29 03:04:40 PM  

Fano: Even Bugs Bunny can't overcome a mouse, per the performing Hungarian Rhapsody short. If Bugs can't win, then no one can.


Tom & Jerry was stolen. A rabbit and a mouse? Come on. That doesn't make any sense.
The Cat Concerto (new window)
Rhapsody Rabbit (new window)
 
2012-01-29 03:07:38 PM  

dickfreckle: This whole site is pretty funny. I suggest poking around.


RUN AWAY, IT'S A CAT!
 
2012-01-29 03:08:06 PM  
The blog was so-so, but dear flying spaghetti monster, the link on the bottom!

www.shortlist.com

Kill it with fire!
 
2012-01-29 03:09:23 PM  

rocky_howard: Nogale: It never occurred to me until just now to characterize either Tom or Sylvester as "evil." If anything, I always thought Jerry and Tweety were conniving, irritating little shiats.

That's why I could never get myself to watch those shows.

Not without frothing at the mouth though.

I also hated how they always called for Spike to help them.

why are all bulldogs named Spike?
O_o

Heathcliff is a great inversion on this. He's the guy who makes the rules and idiot dogs can't do crap to him.

[sydlexia.com image 400x300]


They were all the same dog. Like how Richard Meltzer plays John Munch in everything.
 
2012-01-29 03:15:49 PM  

LoneWolf343: rocky_howard: Nogale: It never occurred to me until just now to characterize either Tom or Sylvester as "evil." If anything, I always thought Jerry and Tweety were conniving, irritating little shiats.

That's why I could never get myself to watch those shows.

Not without frothing at the mouth though.

I also hated how they always called for Spike to help them.

why are all bulldogs named Spike? O_o

Heathcliff is a great inversion on this. He's the guy who makes the rules and idiot dogs can't do crap to him.

[sydlexia.com image 400x300]

They were all the same dog. Like how Richard Belzer plays John Munch Richard Belzer in everything.


FTFM
 
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