FARK.com: (6908937) CNN Asks "Who should be allowed to teach Yoga?" If their answer is anything other than "hot, flexible broads in tight pants", they're wrong

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		CNN Asks "Who should be allowed to teach Yoga?" If their answer is anything other than "hot, flexible broads in tight pants", they're wrong (cnn.com)		170
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SJKebab

2012-01-29 08:32:51 AM

....and we're off!

Outrageous Muff

2012-01-29 08:40:17 AM

clancifer

2012-01-29 08:43:08 AM

This is a thread I can get behind.

Krymson Tyde

2012-01-29 08:50:00 AM

SJKebab: ....and we're off!

Mugato

2012-01-29 08:55:00 AM

"Broads"?

subby has to be at the speakeasy by noon, see?

/nya

Krymson Tyde

2012-01-29 08:56:23 AM

I'm just kidding, here ya go
i1216.photobucket.com

alwaysjaded

2012-01-29 09:02:16 AM

Why do these threads always pop up when I'm at work and on my phone? I've got hundreds of these photos in my bucket.

/ [it'saconspiracy.jpg]
// who you calling a bookmark?

apeiron242

2012-01-29 09:15:34 AM

SJKebab: [girlsinyogapants.com image 600x380]

[girlsinyogapants.com image 600x380]

[girlsinyogapants.com image 600x325]

....and we're off!

Fit > Thin > Skinny

halfof33

2012-01-29 09:15:51 AM

Please to be having pictures, please?

tetsoushima

2012-01-29 09:18:29 AM

I'll be back in a couple of hours, and this thread had better be absolutely filled with pictures of hot women in yoga pants. Girl-gaps ftw.

hillary

2012-01-29 09:22:54 AM

"You can't get no nut doin' yoga!" -- Richard Pryor

cuppa-joe

2012-01-29 09:23:20 AM

Is this where I come for tight pants?

Macular Degenerate

2012-01-29 09:26:36 AM

I should become a yoga instructor.

solcofn

2012-01-29 09:27:46 AM

Both found on this.. http://girlsinyogapants.com/

/my new favorite website.
//fapfapfapfapfapfap

jimmythrust

2012-01-29 09:28:10 AM

Sunday AIE thread? Maybe if I went to church, my prayers would be answered...

bim1154

2012-01-29 09:29:06 AM

Sitting here eating my bowl of oatmeal, enjoying the images of hot women in tight yoga pants... God damn it, this is why I love Fark.

Alleyoop

2012-01-29 09:30:19 AM

Yummm, oatmeal!

s3-ak.buzzfed.com

/sorry

bim1154

2012-01-29 09:35:36 AM

Alleyoop: Yummm, oatmeal!

[s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 600x293]

/sorry

I will not be denied!

Arkanaut

2012-01-29 09:37:04 AM

Since the majority of yoga students are hot flexible broads in tight pants, wouldn't they generally be looking for hot muscular guys in tight pants?

/not paying good money to do stretches.

wrenchboy

2012-01-29 09:37:54 AM

Threadjack time..

Can any of the Fark gym teachers explain in layman's terms exactly how yoga is effective?

And which came first, the hot bodies or the yoga?

/need to be at the donut shop in 26 minutes

MrWhiteRabbit

2012-01-29 09:42:46 AM

Just to cover all the bases...

Boobies: BIE?
Yoga Pants: YPIE?
Tights: TIE?
Cameltoe: CIE?
Panties: PIE?

If you farkettes have pics of yourself in any for the above...

EIP!

/I abide by the rules!

Twice Banned

2012-01-29 09:43:46 AM

Krymson Tyde: SJKebab: ....and we're off!

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Are her legs white and arms black?

Twice Banned

2012-01-29 09:45:44 AM

Krymson Tyde: I'm just kidding, here ya go
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[i1253.photobucket.com image 300x450]

I have a feeling I'll be staring at the photo of Ms. Green pants until she turns around.

Julie Cochrane

2012-01-29 09:46:15 AM

Hey, Tony Horton or any of his guys can instruct my yoga workout any day of the week. Yummmmmm.

The instructor on my yoga DVD with one of my favorite core body workouts is a guy. A very yummy guy. With several yummy guys in the mixed class doing the workout.

Straight, male, single yoga instructors are a blessing to all womankind. LOL

OrelupM

2012-01-29 09:46:26 AM

MrWhiteRabbit: Just to cover all the bases...

Boobies: BIE?
Yoga Pants: YPIE?
Tights: TIE?
Cameltoe: CIE?
Panties: PIE?

If you farkettes have pics of yourself in any for the above...

EIP!

/I abide by the rules!

Heh, every time i read EIP i never think "profile" and more think "how do you get an email in there?!"

wedun

2012-01-29 09:51:16 AM

Arkanaut: /not paying good money to do stretches.

Yoga improves circulation, joint flexibility, muscle strength, and many other body systems. When properly performed, it is an aerobic activity.

If you're want to see a good Yoga studio, look up Bikram Choudry and his style of Yoga.

squrt

2012-01-29 09:51:59 AM

WHARS BOOBOO AND RANGER WHATS HIS NAME

Julie Cochrane

2012-01-29 09:54:53 AM

Tell ya what, anybody who thinks yoga is "just stretching" is welcome to get hold of the P90X yoga DVD and try the 120 minute yoga workout. I found it the toughest workout of the series.

Marine1

2012-01-29 09:55:01 AM

maachubo

2012-01-29 09:55:09 AM

oh I know, I'll hop in and make some witty comment about subby's use of "broads," because you don't hear that word often anymore
. . .
SJKebab: [girlsinyogapants.com image 600x380]

[girlsinyogapants.com image 600x380]

[girlsinyogapants.com image 600x325]

....and we're off!

YAGGA WAGGA

I, um, need to go take care of something
be back later

Pollexter

2012-01-29 09:58:44 AM

operatorJzigworthy

2012-01-29 10:00:12 AM

/hot

Marine1

2012-01-29 10:00:18 AM

MoronLessOff

2012-01-29 10:01:35 AM

Bio-nic

2012-01-29 10:03:23 AM

This is not a bookmark. (Paging Grables Daughter or dirk the daring, you are needed in thread 6908937#

Marine1

2012-01-29 10:04:15 AM

Good sweet Jesus.

balisane

2012-01-29 10:08:00 AM

Julie Cochrane: Hey, Tony Horton or any of his guys can instruct my yoga workout any day of the week. Yummmmmm.

The instructor on my yoga DVD with one of my favorite core body workouts is a guy. A very yummy guy. With several yummy guys in the mixed class doing the workout.

Straight, male, single yoga instructors are a blessing to all womankind. LOL

Welp, now you're going to have to give up the name of this DVD. All the ones I find with male instructors have thus far been spoiled by either an annoying voice or poor production, so cough it up. :D

EdNortonsTwin

2012-01-29 10:08:21 AM

i shoulda been a rich man.

Bendal

2012-01-29 10:09:26 AM

You should hear a "riiiip!" around some of these women when they stretch like that...

Krymson Tyde

2012-01-29 10:09:51 AM

Twice Banned: Krymson Tyde: I'm just kidding, here ya go
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I have a feeling I'll be staring at the photo of Ms. Green pants until she turns around.

Yeah. I waited a while, but she never turned around.

Raider_dad

2012-01-29 10:14:26 AM

That headline. What would R.J Fletcher say if he were alive to today to read that?

Pkkk Mel

2012-01-29 10:15:29 AM

Julie Cochrane: Tell ya what, anybody who thinks yoga is "just stretching" is welcome to get hold of the P90X yoga DVD and try the 120 minute yoga workout. I found it the toughest workout of the series.

It is most definitely the toughest in the series. Makes plyo seem like a joke.

Krymson Tyde

2012-01-29 10:16:09 AM

Krymson Tyde

2012-01-29 10:17:02 AM

Krymson Tyde

2012-01-29 10:18:07 AM

Krymson Tyde

2012-01-29 10:19:11 AM

Trance750

2012-01-29 10:22:55 AM

/Oh wait a minute

//You said YOGA

historynow11

2012-01-29 10:26:45 AM

Why, that's a terrible thing. I don't know how many time I've told those boys, never call chicks broads.

ohmars.files.wordpress.com

\Because life is like a mop.
\\And because yoga pants make the gym better.

Nem Wan

2012-01-29 10:30:18 AM

operatorJzigworthy: [i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/hot

Too blurry! They need to hurry up with those Blu-rays.

halfof33

2012-01-29 10:32:43 AM

I can't be the only one who thinks those who thinks that pictures of the women actually working out or stretching are 1000 times hotter than the pictures of the Jersey shore wannabes sticking their fabric covered anuses at the camera.

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