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		Will the NFC defeat the AFC again? With a decent team around him, will Cam Newton prove he's the best in the world? Will this game matter? WHAR TEBOW, WHAR? It's the NFC All Stars vs. the AFC All Stars in the Pro Bowl, 7 PM ET on NBC (scores.espn.go.com)		807
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Sargun		2012-01-29 08:27:14 PM

Brees to Graham with a Saints o-line ... yeah sounds about right

IAmRight		2012-01-29 08:27:26 PM

I really wish we could go back in time to before the season and give Finley to New Orleans for Graham.

demonfaerie		2012-01-29 08:27:42 PM

becksellent: demonfaerie: becksellent: demonfaerie: becksellent: LOL @ Ben talking like a teenage girl. "And I was like...and then you were all like...so I went like this..."

He grew a vagina.

Well, maybe that'll keep him out of some trouble this offseason...

/maybe

Maybe his brand new vagina will get him in trouble with some males if you get my drift.

Turnabout, fair play, something something...

/also his wife might be kinda freaked out

But she won't be surprised in the long run.

seventypercent		2012-01-29 08:28:56 PM

So what's everybody's choice of libation? I was in a lager mood so I picked up a sixer of Stella.

9beers		2012-01-29 08:28:57 PM

Anybody have a better feed, mine keep freezing?

Xcott		2012-01-29 08:28:58 PM

This is going to sound nerdy, but I have to empty a bunch of slightly different 22oz bottles to choose the right one for a demonstration of Helmholtz resonance. The beer is all swill, but I have to drink it because I paid for it and there are starving kids in Uganda.

Can we come up with a drinking rule that is invoked often enough that I can down about 66oz of beer before the end of the game?

/It might make it more enjoyable overall
/I now estimate an effective neck length of 1.96cm

demonfaerie		2012-01-29 08:29:15 PM

Oh Gawd a Tyler Perry movie.

antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-01-29 08:29:16 PM

demonfaerie: antidisestablishmentarianism: demonfaerie: Thread is dying, and I can't blame people for leaving. This game is lame. The cheerleaders need to go running around the field while they are playing.

Bears repeating.

Also I want to see the mascots like freak out and start humping everyone.

I was wondering about that. Do the mascots get voted in as well?

IAmRight		2012-01-29 08:29:33 PM

I just wanted to say HAHA no one will throw to Roddy White.

I hope he doesn't catch one all game - good chance since none of the QBs like Atlanta (Tony G doesn't count because he will always be a Chief).

Scruffinator		2012-01-29 08:30:13 PM

Xcott: Can we come up with a drinking rule that is invoked often enough that I can down about 66oz of beer before the end of the game?

Whenever somebody doesn't try, drink.

demonfaerie		2012-01-29 08:30:22 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: demonfaerie: antidisestablishmentarianism: demonfaerie: Thread is dying, and I can't blame people for leaving. This game is lame. The cheerleaders need to go running around the field while they are playing.

Bears repeating.

Also I want to see the mascots like freak out and start humping everyone.

I was wondering about that. Do the mascots get voted in as well?

Maybe, but they should of went for the Vikings mascot. He is a badass, and probably would be funny to see him sodomize the players.

Ow! That was my feelings!		2012-01-29 08:30:26 PM

seventypercent		2012-01-29 08:30:39 PM

Xcott: This is going to sound nerdy, but I have to empty a bunch of slightly different 22oz bottles to choose the right one for a demonstration of Helmholtz resonance. The beer is all swill, but I have to drink it because I paid for it and there are starving kids in Uganda.

Can we come up with a drinking rule that is invoked often enough that I can down about 66oz of beer before the end of the game?

/It might make it more enjoyable overall
/I now estimate an effective neck length of 1.96cm

Any time you see a shot of Doug Flutie surfing, drink.

becksellent		2012-01-29 08:30:42 PM

Awww, Drew Brees. :D It might be possible for you to be more adorable, but I don't know how. :)

libranoelrose		2012-01-29 08:30:56 PM

Had to run and get beer. The MIL was here all afternoon and I never got a chance.

What did I miss?

IAmRight		2012-01-29 08:30:59 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: I was wondering about that. Do the mascots get voted in as well?

They should have a mascot game (they have to play in mascot uniform).

AFC has to be the favorites there because the Patriots guys have guns

antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-01-29 08:31:09 PM

seventypercent: So what's everybody's choice of libation? I was in a lager mood so I picked up a sixer of Stella.

volumeone.org

demonfaerie		2012-01-29 08:31:43 PM

libranoelrose: Had to run and get beer. The MIL was here all afternoon and I never got a chance.

What did I miss?

Clay Matthews is called Clor now. Spread the word.

becksellent		2012-01-29 08:31:47 PM

Scruffinator: Xcott: Can we come up with a drinking rule that is invoked often enough that I can down about 66oz of beer before the end of the game?

Whenever somebody doesn't try, drink.

Dude, he only has 66oz.

DanZero		2012-01-29 08:32:09 PM

libranoelrose: Had to run and get beer. The MIL was here all afternoon and I never got a chance.

What did I miss?

Absolutely nothing.

Nothing but snark here.

Consolation Bowl, indeed

WE ARE THE LOSERS

demonfaerie		2012-01-29 08:32:18 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: seventypercent: So what's everybody's choice of libation? I was in a lager mood so I picked up a sixer of Stella.

[volumeone.org image 500x333]

Dude I live 20 minutes from that brewery!

libranoelrose		2012-01-29 08:32:25 PM

IAmRight: Tony G doesn't count because he will always be a Chief

Word.

antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-01-29 08:33:11 PM

seventypercent		2012-01-29 08:33:28 PM

WhyteRaven74		2012-01-29 08:33:30 PM

9beers: Anybody have a better feed, mine keep freezing?

NBC is streaming it. Or is that what you're watching?

antidisestablishmentarianism: volumeone.org

mmmmm Honey Weiss *drool*

libranoelrose		2012-01-29 08:33:55 PM

Donkeys cheerleader pic. (new window)

PluckYew		2012-01-29 08:34:33 PM

Game is lame but this thread already has more comments than the FA Cup thread.

antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-01-29 08:34:45 PM

demonfaerie: antidisestablishmentarianism: seventypercent: So what's everybody's choice of libation? I was in a lager mood so I picked up a sixer of Stella.

[volumeone.org image 500x333]

Dude I live 20 minutes from that brewery!

Totes Jelly.

WhyteRaven74		2012-01-29 08:35:01 PM

demonfaerie: Dude I live 20 minutes from that brewery!

Party at demonfaerie's!

seventypercent		2012-01-29 08:35:13 PM

Hey, Jimmy Graham: Get a farking haircut

nvmac		2012-01-29 08:35:44 PM

libranoelrose: Donkeys cheerleader pic. (new window)

I have more body fat in one leg than she does in her whole body.

/I'm only slightly overweight
//she wants me

mikaloyd		2012-01-29 08:36:04 PM

becksellent: mikaloyd: Drew Brees to Larry Fitgerald.

Thats a dream tea,

Yeah, I could get used to that.

/hi mika! :)

Hey bex! I forgot the pro bowl was on til just now. Anything cool happen so far?

antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-01-29 08:36:35 PM

seventypercent: antidisestablishmentarianism: seventypercent: So what's everybody's choice of libation? I was in a lager mood so I picked up a sixer of Stella.

[volumeone.org image 500x333]

Nice! I'm counting the days until Summer Shandy is here again.

Me too. This winter sucks. I mean, winter is cool and all but you need SNOW to enjoy it.

demonfaerie		2012-01-29 08:36:48 PM

WhyteRaven74: demonfaerie: Dude I live 20 minutes from that brewery!

Party at demonfaerie's!

Did you know the brewery gives you feel samples of beer?

Ow! That was my feelings!		2012-01-29 08:36:49 PM

IAmRight		2012-01-29 08:36:56 PM

How many basketball players at TE have failed? I swear every one ever to actually play has been successful.

So just draft college basketball players!

/seriously wish the NBA would've stayed locked out and LeBron would've played for the Browns

mikaloyd		2012-01-29 08:37:30 PM

becksellent: Turnabout, fair play, something something...

/also his wife might be kinda freaked out

She could throw slumber parties

libranoelrose		2012-01-29 08:37:47 PM

Sea Gal, horribly photoshopped. (new window)

seventypercent		2012-01-29 08:38:09 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 340x400]

Oh, now this one is spectacular.

becksellent		2012-01-29 08:38:33 PM

mikaloyd: becksellent: mikaloyd: Drew Brees to Larry Fitgerald.

Thats a dream tea,

Yeah, I could get used to that.

/hi mika! :)

Hey bex! I forgot the pro bowl was on til just now. Anything cool happen so far?

I dunno, I only tuned in a little while ago and haven't exactly been riveted if you know what I mean, lol.

I guess the most newsworthy thing so far is demonfaerie decreeing that Clay Matthews shall hereinafter be referred to as "Clor." :)

libranoelrose		2012-01-29 08:38:54 PM

mikaloyd: Anything cool happen so far?

Matthews intercepted Settlementberger, then they tried a bunch of laterals and the AFC ended up with the ball.

TRIPLE DIGITS, COME ON!!!

antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-01-29 08:38:55 PM

Was that a monkey roll? That was totally a monkey roll.

WhyteRaven74		2012-01-29 08:39:01 PM

demonfaerie: Did you know the brewery gives you feel samples of beer?

Yes I did know that, which is a big part of why I want to go.

seventypercent		2012-01-29 08:39:11 PM

IT'S A SHOOTOUT

demonfaerie		2012-01-29 08:39:14 PM

Dolphinn Lambeau leap. Lame

DanZero		2012-01-29 08:39:47 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Was that a monkey roll? That was totally a monkey roll.

Anything to keep the tens of fans entertained now

WhyteRaven74		2012-01-29 08:39:52 PM

Island in the Sun? Well at least it fits.

shaft6969		2012-01-29 08:40:00 PM

when did this turn into two-hand touch? god this is boring...

demonfaerie		2012-01-29 08:40:10 PM

WhyteRaven74: demonfaerie: Did you know the brewery gives you feel samples of beer?

Yes I did know that, which is a big part of why I want to go.

Go, and the tour is fun too. Also you can buy beer soap.