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(ESPN)   Will the NFC defeat the AFC again? With a decent team around him, will Cam Newton prove he's the best in the world? Will this game matter? WHAR TEBOW, WHAR? It's the NFC All Stars vs. the AFC All Stars in the Pro Bowl, 7 PM ET on NBC   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 807
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2012-01-29 09:08:06 PM

seventypercent: Oh, hell. With beer, a Fark thread, and mein comfy chair, this game isn't bad at all.


Yeah. I'm just bummed that football is almost over.

We need something else to get together for on Sundays after next week.
 
2012-01-29 09:08:14 PM

nvmac: Brady, if you don't know how to tie your tie, then don't wear one you jock douche bag.

That's one horrible shirt/jacket combination.


At least he's not wearing a fedora.
 
2012-01-29 09:08:29 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Xcott: Ah, Lienenkugels, the Yuengling of the midwest.

Yeah, we can't get Yuengling here. I do enjoy it when I travel though.


Lienies is like the 9th oldest brewery in America, or maybe 7th. I forgot.
 
2012-01-29 09:08:40 PM

Bunny Deville: mikaloyd: Bunny Deville: Let me guess- I didn't miss anything.

In other news, I get to borrow my mom's t-bird. Indefinitely. Booya. Had lots of fun driving it home.

2 seater T Bird?

Yep. Red. It's nice.

GimpyNip, I don't believe you, but if you really are, tell Sunshine I wuvs him.


Well she got her mommas car
And she cruised through the Jagwaggers game now
Seems she forgot all about F*ckin Fox
Says that Kahn will cure all the pain now
And when a beer run needs done
Shes on it dont need her old man now

And shell have fun fun fun
til her Momma takes the t-bird away
(fun fun fun til her momma takes the t-bird away)

Well the girls cant stand her
cause she knows sports and hangs with the men now
(you talk with their men now you walk like a girl)
She makes the FARK sports nerds parade start thinkin of sin now
(you look on their face now to be safe bring mace)
A lotta guys try to catch her
And she lets em, might marry more men now
(The Justice of peace now wont do it again )

And shell have fun fun fun
til her momma takes the t-bird away
(fun fun fun til her momma takes the t-bird away)

Thats enough verses for now
 
2012-01-29 09:09:05 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: is the NHL all star game just a shoot out with no D?


The D in the NHL is very basic, there's no real hard hitting, in act there's almost no hitting at all. Part of it is no one wants to hit someone and end up hurting them. And the offense is pretty basic too, because the players aren't familiar with each other. And the goalies are pretty laid back too, they won't try like they do in a regular game. A shot they might stop by diving for it normally, they'll just flop towards knowing odds are they won't stop it.
 
2012-01-29 09:09:16 PM

libranoelrose: seventypercent: Oh, hell. With beer, a Fark thread, and mein comfy chair, this game isn't bad at all.

Yeah. I'm just bummed that football is almost over.

We need something else to get together for on Sundays after next week.


Hear, hear. I don't wanna lost touch with everyone for half the year again.
 
2012-01-29 09:09:30 PM

demonfaerie: becksellent: You know, I hate hot weather, but Hawaii does look gorgeous. I might like to go there sometime.

Also, is it just me or does Tom Brady look kinda skeezy?

Dude stop copying me! Second time this thread. O.o


Hey, I said it first! :P

(Great minds think alike?)
 
2012-01-29 09:09:47 PM

Xcott: Only Budweiser, and that's only for reference because it's in a brown bottle, and I need clear ones.


ahhhh
 
2012-01-29 09:10:25 PM
Okay after finishing off Deus Ex, what did I miss?
 
2012-01-29 09:10:39 PM

WhyteRaven74: The D in the NHL All Star game is very basi


FTFM
 
2012-01-29 09:10:51 PM
Awwwwww. I like my song, mika.
 
2012-01-29 09:11:05 PM

becksellent: demonfaerie: becksellent: You know, I hate hot weather, but Hawaii does look gorgeous. I might like to go there sometime.

Also, is it just me or does Tom Brady look kinda skeezy?

Dude stop copying me! Second time this thread. O.o

Hey, I said it first! :P

(Great minds think alike?)


Motha farka! :D
 
2012-01-29 09:11:14 PM

Bunny Deville: libranoelrose: seventypercent: Oh, hell. With beer, a Fark thread, and mein comfy chair, this game isn't bad at all.

Yeah. I'm just bummed that football is almost over.

We need something else to get together for on Sundays after next week.

Hear, hear. I don't wanna lost touch with everyone for half the year again.


So very much THIS. :(

Also, Woodley! :D
 
2012-01-29 09:11:16 PM

eddievercetti: Okay after finishing off Deus Ex, what did I miss?


Tom Brady with his necktie loose. Oh, you mean in the game?
 
2012-01-29 09:12:13 PM

eddievercetti: Okay after finishing off Deus Ex, what did I miss?


Should have went back to Deus Ex :D
 
2012-01-29 09:12:21 PM
When Eli retires he can replace Lou Holtz on ESPN.
 
2012-01-29 09:13:12 PM
Manning doesn't age. He still looks like he's twenty.

His brother on the other hand, appears to have seen his last day playing, at least per the pre-game report.
 
2012-01-29 09:13:14 PM

eddievercetti: Okay after finishing off Deus Ex, what did I miss?


Hi eddie! Uh, not a whole lot, actually.

Does Eli Manning always look this drunk? I have the sound off, but just from the video it looks like he should be slurring his words pretty heavily. Maybe it's just me, though. *shrugs*
 
2012-01-29 09:14:44 PM

nvmac: Manning doesn't age. He still looks like he's twenty.


Seeing a pic of him next to Peyton it's hard to believe they're just 5 years apart in age.
 
2012-01-29 09:15:02 PM
Great I should be watching the Rumble but the stream is frozen so...I'm here now.
 
2012-01-29 09:15:14 PM

becksellent: eddievercetti: Okay after finishing off Deus Ex, what did I miss?

Hi eddie! Uh, not a whole lot, actually.

Does Eli Manning always look this drunk? I have the sound off, but just from the video it looks like he should be slurring his words pretty heavily. Maybe it's just me, though. *shrugs*


He is... big time. More than usual, it seems, though I don't spend a lot of time listening to Eli Manning interviews.
 
2012-01-29 09:16:35 PM
o.onionstatic.com
 
2012-01-29 09:16:46 PM

becksellent: Bunny Deville: libranoelrose: seventypercent: Oh, hell. With beer, a Fark thread, and mein comfy chair, this game isn't bad at all.

Yeah. I'm just bummed that football is almost over.

We need something else to get together for on Sundays after next week.

Hear, hear. I don't wanna lost touch with everyone for half the year again.

So very much THIS. :(

Also, Woodley! :D


Are you guys uppity? Because I know about some fun threads if y'all aint uppity

i640.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-29 09:17:21 PM
I hope this was a wardrobe mistake and not a douchey fashion statement.

img197.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-29 09:17:29 PM

eddievercetti: Great I should be watching the Rumble but the stream is frozen so...I'm here now.


Well, I'll do my best to entertain you then! :P I'm not much of a singer and I definitely can't dance, but I'll try if it makes you happy. :D

I know he hasn't had one for years, but I still am not used to seeing Alex Trebek without a mustache. :-/
 
2012-01-29 09:17:51 PM
Ruby Tuesday, when Golden Corral just isn't good enough anymore.
 
2012-01-29 09:17:52 PM

Bunny Deville: Awwwwww. I like my song, mika.


You're welcome
 
2012-01-29 09:18:12 PM
how would you feel as a kid if they tell you you'll get to hang out with some NFL players, and you end up hanging around two punters?
 
2012-01-29 09:19:18 PM

sgtbarthel: I hope this was a wardrobe mistake and not a douchey fashion statement.

[img197.imageshack.us image 640x481]


Dude is smug and thinks he is the shiat, and really needs a good cock punch.
 
2012-01-29 09:20:07 PM

WhyteRaven74: how would you feel as a kid


Leave Sandusky out of this!
 
2012-01-29 09:20:19 PM

WhyteRaven74: how would you feel as a kid if they tell you you'll get to hang out with some NFL players, and you end up hanging around two punters?


More cheated than Willie Nelson's tax returns.
 
2012-01-29 09:20:31 PM

mikaloyd: becksellent: Bunny Deville: libranoelrose: seventypercent: Oh, hell. With beer, a Fark thread, and mein comfy chair, this game isn't bad at all.

Yeah. I'm just bummed that football is almost over.

We need something else to get together for on Sundays after next week.

Hear, hear. I don't wanna lost touch with everyone for half the year again.

So very much THIS. :(

Also, Woodley! :D

Are you guys uppity? Because I know about some fun threads if y'all aint uppity

[i640.photobucket.com image 423x317]


Yup! NFL going away won't be SO bad. Still get to make my pics and have fun.
 
2012-01-29 09:20:44 PM
OMG Cam Newton pic (new window)
 
2012-01-29 09:21:22 PM
Newton looks like some high school kid suited up for the Pro Bowl.
 
2012-01-29 09:21:26 PM
Steve "Did I do that?" Smith
 
2012-01-29 09:21:53 PM
NEWTONCEPTION
 
2012-01-29 09:22:14 PM
Picked Newton?
 
2012-01-29 09:22:54 PM

mikaloyd: Leave Sandusky out of this!


*golf clap*

seventypercent: More cheated than Willie Nelson's tax returns.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
2012-01-29 09:23:01 PM

DanZero: Yup! NFL going away won't be SO bad. Still get to make my pics and have fun.


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tell me that one word didnt increase your heart rate over pro bowl levels
 
2012-01-29 09:23:25 PM
OH! Ginger in the game! DRINK!!!
t4englishb.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-29 09:23:41 PM

becksellent: Picked Newton?


Fruit chewy

PICK NEWTON!

/nabisco ping!
 
2012-01-29 09:24:18 PM
Hey guys I am going to threadjack for a bit. Reason being I have to make a visual presentation of what my future is when I graduate from college, and what I want to do with my art when I graduate. We had to make a list of goals and objectives with them. How do I present them in a visual format, and do this in 15 minutes? 15 minutes I mean that is how long my presentation is.
 
2012-01-29 09:25:26 PM
Did they just kick a FG? I think they just kicked a FG.
 
2012-01-29 09:26:22 PM

mikaloyd: DanZero: Yup! NFL going away won't be SO bad. Still get to make my pics and have fun.

Daytona
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tell me that one word didnt increase your heart rate over pro bowl levels


I spent a very nice week in Daytona Beach with my boyfriend my sophomore year of college. :D Good times.

/and totally irrelevant
//never really got into racing but I might have to give it a shot
///God knows I'd have plenty to talk about with people in my hometown...
 
2012-01-29 09:26:22 PM

DanZero: PICK NEWTON!


GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

/was thinking of the exact same jingle

mikaloyd: Daytona


Speaking of which, Allmandinger was on the winning team at the 24 Hours of Daytona today. Actually drove the last shift so he was the one to drive across the finish line.
 
2012-01-29 09:27:01 PM

seventypercent: Did they just kick a FG? I think they just kicked a FG.


That means they actually have to play instead of pretend to for the Vacation Bowl!
 
2012-01-29 09:27:52 PM

demonfaerie: How do I present them in a visual format, and do this in 15 minutes?


I take it you already found a Starbucks logo ;)
 
2012-01-29 09:28:06 PM
A fake reverse? Nothing is off the table for this deceptive NFC, it seems.
 
2012-01-29 09:28:07 PM
This is still going on?

/Red is not Janikowski's color.
 
2012-01-29 09:28:36 PM

WhyteRaven74: demonfaerie: How do I present them in a visual format, and do this in 15 minutes?

I take it you already found a Starbucks logo ;)


I hate Starbucks. :/
 
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