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(Bleacher Report) Spiffy Will Kane's Libertarian hate or John Cena's constipated face win the day? Will SHOOOOOOOW or Mizark squash Daniel Bryan like so many peas? Who will this years surprise entrants be? It's the 25th Royal Rumble, live on PPV at 8 PM ET   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 2883
More: Spiffy, John Cena, Royal Rumble, WWE Championship, Alberto Del Rio, minutiae, Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan, PPV  
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2012-01-29 10:51:17 AM
Hell yea!!

My predictions:

Punk wins
Kane wins after broski screws Cena-cat
Jeri-troll wins the rumble.



I'll update the rest when I get back to a computer.
 
2012-01-29 11:13:59 AM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-29 12:35:03 PM
Surprise entrant this year Rob Van Dam I heard he's on his way back and this would be a great return for him.
 
2012-01-29 12:47:07 PM
ManateeGag: Surprise entrant this year Rob Van Dam I heard he's on his way back and this would be a great return for him.

I don't think his TNA contract is up yet.

It's almost certain Hacksaw Jim Duggan will be in the Rumble, though.
 
2012-01-29 12:47:45 PM
i.imgur.com

Sunday admins are fun. just green it early and not have to care.

see ya at 8. missus off to pick up a new car.
 
2012-01-29 12:56:56 PM
Smiths: [i.imgur.com image 300x170]

Sunday admins are fun. just green it early and not have to care.

see ya at 8. missus off to pick up a new car.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-29 01:33:02 PM
i.imgur.com

I'm... ACTING!

/going to a friend's place to watch the Rumble, play video games, and eat pizza
//I'll try to check in, but probably won't be as active as usual
 
2012-01-29 01:33:59 PM
ManateeGag: Surprise entrant this year Rob Van Dam I heard he's on his way back and this would be a great return for him.

But is he back for good, or is it a one-shot deal?
 
2012-01-29 01:41:04 PM
BTW, potential spoilers for Royal Rumble returns:

Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Road Dogg, and Eugene will likely be participating in tonight's match. Road Warrior Animal said he was approached to do it, but they couldn't reach a deal.
 
2012-01-29 01:46:31 PM
cdn0.sbnation.com

As VP of Talent relations, soon to be Raw GM and no selling the GTS, I demand more Cena angry face!
 
2012-01-29 01:54:51 PM
eddievercetti: [cdn0.sbnation.com image 640x358]

As VP of Talent relations, soon to be Raw GM and no selling the GTS, I demand more Cena angry face!


Laryngitis has one expression, kind of like Elija Wood.
 
2012-01-29 02:15:52 PM
Y'know, I had forgotten that there was a clear start date for when Monday Night Raw became Raw is War.

3/3/97 had the original RAW music, no Titantron, no pyro... then, the 3/10/97 show had the RAW is WAR theme and opening, the Titantron, Pyro...

I just thought it was a gradual change, not a full changeover in one week.

/Classics On Demand... hopefully, it will stay around until WWE Network debuts... which means, permanently.
 
2012-01-29 02:16:17 PM
What a waste of entrants for those "legends" entries.
 
2012-01-29 02:27:05 PM
robsul82: What a waste of entrants for those "legends" entries.

Hacksaw could be fun, especially if they keep him in the mix for the final 4 or 5.

I mean, they can play up the fact that he won the first Rumble 25 years ago, and is in the mix to win another one... stuff like that.

/Never happen, of course, because I don't think the new breed of announcers could successfully craft a story through commentary in that way.
//Oh, and Hacksaw has a book coming out soon, so expect to see more of him on WWE Television, tough guy!
///HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-01-29 02:31:51 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Hacksaw could be fun, especially if they keep him in the mix for the final 4 or 5.

Eh, I guess, stuff like that usually takes me out of it, though. I did enjoy the big run Mr. Perfect went on in...2002, I want to say.

/one of the other two better revisit his famous clutch-the-bottom-rope routine
 
2012-01-29 02:35:47 PM
Hacksaw and Dogg could add some fun but still, I don't think it'll bring more impact than last year's surprise entrants.
 
2012-01-29 02:36:33 PM
Oh, okay, fine, everyone's openly saying them.

Road Dogg better hang onto the bottom rope again, lol.
 
2012-01-29 03:04:23 PM
FirstNationalBastard: don't think the new breed of announcers could successfully craft a story through commentary

Some of the current announcers can't craft a coherent sentence.
 
2012-01-29 03:08:50 PM
ManateeGag: FirstNationalBastard: don't think the new breed of announcers could successfully craft a story through commentary

Some of the current announcers can't craft a coherent sentence.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-29 03:11:14 PM
ManateeGag: FirstNationalBastard: don't think the new breed of announcers could successfully craft a story through commentary

Some of the current announcers can't craft a coherent sentence.


At least Everything Michael Cole Did in 2011 seems to have won the 2011 Gooker of the Year Award from WrestleCrap.
 
2012-01-29 03:28:26 PM
robsul82: ManateeGag: FirstNationalBastard: don't think the new breed of announcers could successfully craft a story through commentary

Some of the current announcers can't craft a coherent sentence.

At least Everything Michael Cole Did in 2011 seems to have won the 2011 Gooker of the Year Award from WrestleCrap.


Which is cool and all, but I voted for Joker Sting. You have one of the biggest legends in the business, and you have him doing a bad movie knockoff gimmick? Why?
 
2012-01-29 03:31:52 PM
HeartBurnKid: Which is cool and all, but I voted for Joker Sting. You have one of the biggest legends in the business, and you have him doing a bad movie knockoff gimmick? Why?

Well, it's not like Sting hasn't reinvented his career through ripping off a movie before. A company pissing all over their own product through horrendous commentary and, indeed, making said commentator the star of the show is unprecedented.
 
2012-01-29 03:36:35 PM
HeartBurnKid: robsul82: ManateeGag: FirstNationalBastard: don't think the new breed of announcers could successfully craft a story through commentary

Some of the current announcers can't craft a coherent sentence.

At least Everything Michael Cole Did in 2011 seems to have won the 2011 Gooker of the Year Award from WrestleCrap.

Which is cool and all, but I voted for Joker Sting. You have one of the biggest legends in the business, and you have him doing a bad movie knockoff gimmick? Why?


Because it worked so well the first time?

www.jonnycharlton.com

www.wrestlingmuseum.com
 
2012-01-29 03:39:19 PM
BAH GAWD KING, THERE'S FWC MEMBERS IN THE AUDIENCE! :D

I know there is at least one other FWC member besides myself who will be in the crowd, though his username escapes me at the moment. I'll try and meet him before/after the show for a quick hello and picture.

Anyway, here's my signs. Sorry they aren't the most original, lol.

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-01-29 03:40:23 PM
BTW, I'm in Section F. Don't know if the cameras will ever face that way, but we'll see. I know the other guy who is going is in section 102. For reference, here's the seating chart for the event:

media.ticketmaster.com
 
2012-01-29 03:42:09 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Anyway, here's my signs.

Make sure to write #SHUTUPCOLE on the back of one of those. Official calling card around these parts, you know.
 
2012-01-29 04:05:57 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: BAH GAWD KING, THERE'S FWC MEMBERS IN THE AUDIENCE! :D

I know there is at least one other FWC member besides myself who will be in the crowd, though his username escapes me at the moment. I'll try and meet him before/after the show for a quick hello and picture.

Anyway, here's my signs. Sorry they aren't the most original, lol.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 640x427]


I am shocked you don't have the FWC list on the back of one of those signs.

/have a blast GMJ
 
2012-01-29 04:12:03 PM
Hillbilly Jim: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BAH GAWD KING, THERE'S FWC MEMBERS IN THE AUDIENCE! :D

I know there is at least one other FWC member besides myself who will be in the crowd, though his username escapes me at the moment. I'll try and meet him before/after the show for a quick hello and picture.

Anyway, here's my signs. Sorry they aren't the most original, lol.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 640x427]

I am shocked you don't have the FWC list on the back of one of those signs.

/have a blast GMJ


Thought about doing that, but the writing would have been too small to see from any good distance. :)
 
2012-01-29 04:13:21 PM
DougieAXP: Please check your email if you get a chance. (same one you used to send your sign pics to me last year)

Thanks!
 
2012-01-29 04:14:34 PM
FirstNationalBastard: HeartBurnKid: robsul82: ManateeGag: FirstNationalBastard: don't think the new breed of announcers could successfully craft a story through commentary

Some of the current announcers can't craft a coherent sentence.

At least Everything Michael Cole Did in 2011 seems to have won the 2011 Gooker of the Year Award from WrestleCrap.

Which is cool and all, but I voted for Joker Sting. You have one of the biggest legends in the business, and you have him doing a bad movie knockoff gimmick? Why?

Because it worked so well the first time?

[www.jonnycharlton.com image 353x306]

[www.wrestlingmuseum.com image 215x282]


Yeah, but at that point, Sting's image was horribly, horribly '80s. He needed to reinvent himself. And he may have taken the look from The Crow, but he didn't swipe the entire persona wholesale.

Now? Not so much. TNA just thinks that, since it worked before, it'll work again, especially if they crank it to 11. It doesn't always happen that way.
 
2012-01-29 04:58:04 PM
i7.photobucket.com

What was will be. What is will be no more. Now is the season of evil. Bring me a child, so that I may live again.
 
2012-01-29 05:16:27 PM
I R HERE READY 2 RUMBLE
 
2012-01-29 05:23:36 PM
I NOW KNOW WHAT KANE AND RON PAUL ARE RANTING ABOUT! DOWN WITH THE FEDERAL INCOME TAX! DOWN WITH RAPING THE AVERAGE TAX PAYING CITIZEN!

BAH GAWD KING, I'M NOT GETTING A REFUND! SO MUCH FOR THE FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY!


RON PAUL! RON PAUL!

/GMJ - I responded to your email.
 
2012-01-29 05:24:50 PM
styckx: I R HERE READY 2 RUMBLE

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-29 05:26:38 PM
styckx: I R HERE READY 2 RUMBLE

GET READY...TO BE CROWNED!
 
2012-01-29 05:53:48 PM
I'm looking for a small moving body ofwater....a stream if you will....anyone know where I can find one?

There's a creek behind my house but that just won't do.
 
2012-01-29 06:26:59 PM
Dougie AXP: I'm looking for a small moving body ofwater....a stream if you will....anyone know where I can find one?

There's a creek behind my house but that just won't do.


InitialLine is still working, as far as I know.
 
2012-01-29 07:05:09 PM
i627.photobucket.com

I will not be stripped of this belt!

Dougie AXP: I'm looking for a small moving body ofwater....a stream if you will....anyone know where I can find one?

There's a creek behind my house but that just won't do.


Well-played.
 
2012-01-29 07:06:16 PM
Dougie AXP: I'm looking for a small moving body ofwater....a stream if you will....anyone know where I can find one?

There's a creek behind my house but that just won't do.


When I like to watch streams go by, I always want a good FirstRow seat. Just be mindful of the dot on your TV.
 
2012-01-29 07:07:13 PM
100%

/Pizilla is just a zero
 
2012-01-29 07:17:46 PM
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i.imgur.com (new window)

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2012-01-29 07:18:29 PM
Predictions:

WWE Championship
CM Punk (c) vs Dolph Ziggler - Punk wins, Ziggler looks good in defeat though

World Championship, Triple Threat, Cage Match
Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Big Show vs. Mark Henry - Bryan sneaks away with the win

John Cena vs Kane - Cena embraces the hate, gets himself DQ'd, so Kane wins

Royal Rumble - Randy Orton goes on to face the World champ at 'Mania
 
2012-01-29 07:18:45 PM

hahahah wrong banner

meant this one:


i.imgur.com (new window)
 
2012-01-29 07:20:47 PM
Did you think just because Football season was over that you would be safe from geeky manchildren crowing about their fantasy stats?

WELL YOU WERE WRONG!

Here's the list of FARK Wrestling Thread Post 1,004 World Champions!

08/29/11 - Dougie AXP
08/30/11 - Dougie AXP
09/05/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/12/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/18/11 - Leader O'Cola
09/19/11 - Master P but not that one
09/26/11 - Teh-Yak
10/02/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
10/03/11 - nyrkah1
10/10/11 - nyrkah1
10/17/11 - Not Eric
10/23/11 - Dougie AXP
10/24/11 - hobblekitty
10/31/11 - HodieTeck
11/07/11 - Eddie T. Head
11/14/11 - silgryphon
11/20/11 - LegacyDL (1004)
11/20/11 - Verbaltoxin (2008)
11/21/11 - Dumb-Ass-Monkey
11/28/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
11/29/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
12/05/11 - Verbaltoxin
12/12/11 - DaFlava737
12/18/11 - Eddie T. Head
12/19/11 - nyrkah1
12/26/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
01/02/12 - silgryphon (1004)
01/02/12 - Ed Becker (2008)
01/09/12 - MagSeven
01/16/12 - No Line For Beer
01/23/12 - silgryphon
 
2012-01-29 07:24:20 PM
I think we could see another 2,008 champ crowned tonight.
 
2012-01-29 07:24:56 PM
I wonder if Mr. John Laurinaitus, Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and Interim Raw General Manager, wil be Future Endeavored?
 
2012-01-29 07:26:12 PM
verbaltoxin: I think we could see another 2,008 champ crowned tonight.

If the agreed upon smark fantasy happens with the Rumble (double elimination before 30 enters, Jericho is 30 and takes 10 minutes to enter the ring and officially win the match), it's guaranteed.
 
2012-01-29 07:26:58 PM
robsul82: verbaltoxin: I think we could see another 2,008 champ crowned tonight.

If the agreed upon smark fantasy happens with the Rumble (double elimination before 30 enters, Jericho is 30 and takes 10 minutes to enter the ring and officially win the match), it's guaranteed.


BREAK THE TROLLS DOWN!!!!!
 
2012-01-29 07:27:12 PM
robsul82: verbaltoxin: I think we could see another 2,008 champ crowned tonight.

If the agreed upon smark fantasy happens with the Rumble (double elimination before 30 enters, Jericho is 30 and takes 10 minutes to enter the ring and officially win the match), it's guaranteed.


I think Jericho did more to sell the Rumble than the whole promotion did.
 
2012-01-29 07:28:31 PM
YOUR winner and NEW World Heavyweight Champion
Triple H

YOUR winner and NEW WWE Champion
Triple H

YOUR winner and NEW Intercontinental Champion
Triple H

YOUR winner and NEW United States Champion
Triple H

YOUR winner and NEW WWE Tag Team Champions
Triple H & Hunter Hearst Helmsley

YOUR winner and NEW FCW Champion
Triple H

YOUR winner and NEW European Champion
Triple H

YOUR winner and FWC 1004 Post Champion
Triple H

...and winner of the 2012 Royal Rumble?
Triple H

It's gonna be a Triple Gagne kind of night!
i1.dealtwith.it
 
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