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(Bleacher Report)   Will Kane's Libertarian hate or John Cena's constipated face win the day? Will SHOOOOOOOW or Mizark squash Daniel Bryan like so many peas? Who will this years surprise entrants be? It's the 25th Royal Rumble, live on PPV at 8 PM ET   (bleacherreport.com ) divider line
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2012-01-29 08:13:34 PM  
CLOSE DAT DOOR
 
2012-01-29 08:13:42 PM  
CLOSE THAT DOOR!
 
2012-01-29 08:13:47 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Oh man.

This St. L crowd is full of smarks. Does that mean there'll be Orton boos?


It would be awesome of GM could get a smark chant of "Bag shiatter" when Orton comes out.
 
2012-01-29 08:13:52 PM  
Henry really hates airflow through doors. Never mind that air can come through the cage.
 
2012-01-29 08:13:54 PM  

ferro_man: TheKillingJoke - "Methinks Booker just spoiled the ending."

what did he say?


DB just letting the two destroy each other and sneak out.
 
2012-01-29 08:13:55 PM  

ferro_man: TheKillingJoke - "Methinks Booker just spoiled the ending."

what did he say?


Who knows?
 
2012-01-29 08:13:56 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Oh man.

This St. L crowd is full of smarks. Does that mean there'll be Orton boos?


I wouldn't expect it. Hometown always trumps Smarkness. I wouldn't blame them.
 
2012-01-29 08:13:57 PM  
Slingshot into the cage = OW
 
2012-01-29 08:14:21 PM  

Fendurr: I used the smiths. Model though. Vodak and diet.


THANK YOU FOR REALIZING ITS POWER

WHY DO PEOPLE HATE ON IT

the sugar in regular soda (or HFCS) interacts with vodak and makes it just goddamn horrid

the artificial sweetener in diet actually helps bottom shelf vodak taste better.

i'm doing Mixed Berry Diet 7-Up and Bowman's Boittom Shelf 8.99 for 1.75l vodak now.

EMBRACE THE VODAK AND DIET SODA RON PAUL



www.greatvodka.com
 
2012-01-29 08:14:26 PM  
It'd be nice if one of the two face announcers out there mentioned amid Cole's blathering that escaping the cage is a perfectly legitimate method to win the match.
 
2012-01-29 08:14:30 PM  
Twitter Reference... DRINK!
 
2012-01-29 08:14:31 PM  
Die twitter die!!
 
2012-01-29 08:14:34 PM  

SharkTrager: ferro_man: TheKillingJoke - "Methinks Booker just spoiled the ending."

what did he say?

Who knows?


Well duh. He said "Shucky Shucky Quack Quack!"
 
2012-01-29 08:14:36 PM  

MagSeven: robsul82: I was not aware St. Louis was a smark-heavy city, lol.

I believe we are part of "Flair Country".


Wait, St. Louis is definitely Smark heavy.

It's where Harley Race and Lou Thesz were based out of, meaning the NWA Championship was controlled by St. Louis for the better part of 40 years, until Jim Crockett Promotions took it over in the 80s.

St. Louis is a traditional wrestling town.
 
2012-01-29 08:14:39 PM  
TWITTER!

DRINK!
 
2012-01-29 08:15:13 PM  
I think we are doing to find out that Daniel Bryan played the Delonte West to Michael Cole's LeBron James
 
2012-01-29 08:15:15 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: SharkTrager: ferro_man: TheKillingJoke - "Methinks Booker just spoiled the ending."

what did he say?

Who knows?

Well duh. He said "Shucky Shucky Quack Quack!"


*SPOILERS*
 
2012-01-29 08:15:22 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: MagSeven: robsul82: I was not aware St. Louis was a smark-heavy city, lol.

I believe we are part of "Flair Country".

Wait, St. Louis is definitely Smark heavy.

It's where Harley Race and Lou Thesz were based out of, meaning the NWA Championship was controlled by St. Louis for the better part of 40 years, until Jim Crockett Promotions took it over in the 80s.

St. Louis is a traditional wrestling town.


Yeah, good points.
 
2012-01-29 08:15:29 PM  
King and Cole agreeing?
 
2012-01-29 08:15:41 PM  
Here's what Bryan needs to do. While the big guys go at it he unlaces his boot. Then, when he makes a run for it he makes sure they grab him by the leg, pulling off the boot, retaining the title once again by a bullshiat method.
 
2012-01-29 08:15:56 PM  

SharkTrager: FirstNationalBastard: SharkTrager: I hate cage matches where you can win by anything besides escaping.

Really?

I thought the whole point of cage matches was because they had to put a cage around the two participants to get a clean pinfall win.

...at least, it was in the NWA.

WWF was "escape".

I prefer escape. Pinfall matches happen all the time.


prefer pinfall or escape (just not thru the door).
 
2012-01-29 08:15:57 PM  
Christ, the FACE Booker T just said "A.J.'s probably Bryan's first girlfriend."
 
2012-01-29 08:16:01 PM  

TheManofPA: I think we are doing to find out that Daniel Bryan played the Delonte West to Michael Cole's LeBron James


Daniel Bryan slept with Cole's mother?
 
2012-01-29 08:16:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: SharkTrager: I hate cage matches where you can win by anything besides escaping.

Really?

I thought the whole point of cage matches was because they had to put a cage around the two participants to get a clean pinfall win.

...at least, it was in the NWA.

WWF was "escape".


I also remember when a cage match was the blowoff to a feud. It meant that things had gotten so out of control that the two opponents had one last match, where anything went. They were usually brutal, too.

For example, Magnum TA vs Tully Blanchard. Those were two men who, watching that match, you truly believed that they had a blood feud. They held nothing back. It was Harsh, brutal, violent, bloody. They were stabbing each other with chunks of a broken wooden chair. THAT was a how a f*cking cage match should be.
 
2012-01-29 08:16:20 PM  
TWITTER MENTION

none on RAW but now we got the trend mention.

first in two weeks.

yay.

i have a kitten on my shoulders as i lean forward and type.

the one we kept is nearing 5.5 months old, ball cutting time. and i just went and visited the Girl kitten who looks like a squirrel.

we hope to go see CenaKat next week (missus wants to drive the new car down to the family)

i will photo the shiat out of Cena Cat. he's insane
 
2012-01-29 08:16:21 PM  
dammit late but here
 
2012-01-29 08:16:27 PM  
Booker really?
 
2012-01-29 08:16:31 PM  
sexual chocolate chant #2 I believe
 
2012-01-29 08:16:32 PM  
Newb question: Can anybody explain the Cole hate? It seems a bit beyond the usual animosity towards industry heels.
 
2012-01-29 08:16:33 PM  
DANIEL BRYAN chant #4
 
2012-01-29 08:16:37 PM  
Here's a take on the UWF belt

i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-29 08:16:48 PM  
I liked cage matches better when they used the blue cages, not the fence-like cage.
 
2012-01-29 08:17:03 PM  
Never been world champion? Really? I know WWE likes to pretend that the the indy leagues don't exist but come on.
 
2012-01-29 08:17:07 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FirstNationalBastard: SharkTrager: I hate cage matches where you can win by anything besides escaping.

Really?

I thought the whole point of cage matches was because they had to put a cage around the two participants to get a clean pinfall win.

...at least, it was in the NWA.

WWF was "escape".

I also remember when a cage match was the blowoff to a feud. It meant that things had gotten so out of control that the two opponents had one last match, where anything went. They were usually brutal, too.

For example, Magnum TA vs Tully Blanchard. Those were two men who, watching that match, you truly believed that they had a blood feud. They held nothing back. It was Harsh, brutal, violent, bloody. They were stabbing each other with chunks of a broken wooden chair. THAT was a how a f*cking cage match should be.


That's exactly the match I was thinking about.

They needed TA and Tully in a cage to contain both of them, and for a decisive victory for one of them.
 
2012-01-29 08:17:20 PM  
So Mizark is going to get knocked down a lot to cover for the injury I take it?
 
2012-01-29 08:17:21 PM  
I'm waiting for big show or mark henry to throw each other through the cage so we can have a photo finish to see who wins the title
 
2012-01-29 08:17:22 PM  

daskleft: I liked cage matches better when they used the blue cages, not the fence-like cage.


Loved the blue bars. Led to more injuries than the mesh cage, so.
 
2012-01-29 08:17:24 PM  

ferro_man: TheKillingJoke - "Methinks Booker just spoiled the ending."

what did he say?


Shucky ducky quack quack.
 
2012-01-29 08:17:36 PM  

aendeuryu: Newb question: Can anybody explain the Cole hate? It seems a bit beyond the usual animosity towards industry heels.


He's NOT a heel. He's just farking annoying.
 
2012-01-29 08:17:47 PM  

Smiths: TWITTER MENTION

none on RAW but now we got the trend mention.

first in two weeks.

yay.

i have a kitten on my shoulders as i lean forward and type.

the one we kept is nearing 5.5 months old, ball cutting time. and i just went and visited the Girl kitten who looks like a squirrel.

we hope to go see CenaKat next week (missus wants to drive the new car down to the family)

i will photo the shiat out of Cena Cat. he's insane


WE WANT CENA-KAT clap clap clapclapclap...WE WANT CENA-KAT clap clap clapclapclap!
 
2012-01-29 08:17:52 PM  

aendeuryu: Newb question: Can anybody explain the Cole hate? It seems a bit beyond the usual animosity towards industry heels.


It's basically X-Pac heat.
 
2012-01-29 08:17:57 PM  

Smiths: TWITTER MENTION

none on RAW but now we got the trend mention.

first in two weeks.

yay.

i have a kitten on my shoulders as i lean forward and type.

the one we kept is nearing 5.5 months old, ball cutting time. and i just went and visited the Girl kitten who looks like a squirrel.

we hope to go see CenaKat next week (missus wants to drive the new car down to the family)

i will photo the shiat out of Cena Cat. he's insane


Holy fark that was 6 months ago?
 
2012-01-29 08:18:01 PM  
Crowd pops for the LeBell Lock.

Boos when Mizark breaks the hold to save the match.
 
2012-01-29 08:18:14 PM  
Bryan's scraped up. He's eating a lot of cage tonight.
 
2012-01-29 08:18:16 PM  
As far as cage match stips, I think WWE has had the escape option since the Vince Sr. days.
 
2012-01-29 08:18:28 PM  

aendeuryu: Newb question: Can anybody explain the Cole hate? It seems a bit beyond the usual animosity towards industry heels.


Because he SUCKS at it. HE is the XPac of announcing.
 
2012-01-29 08:18:35 PM  
DAMN HE NAILED HENRY
 
2012-01-29 08:18:42 PM  

aendeuryu: Newb question: Can anybody explain the Cole hate? It seems a bit beyond the usual animosity towards industry heels.


Cole is Vince's shill. He says whatever Vince says in his ear, because that's his job.

Also, Instead of being the play-by-play guy (as he should be), Cole makes the match, the show, everything about him, most likely because Vince tells him to.

TL, DR: Cole ruins everything.
 
2012-01-29 08:18:46 PM  

aendeuryu: Newb question: Can anybody explain the Cole hate? It seems a bit beyond the usual animosity towards industry heels.


Because he's an announcer and he shiats on the product rather than do a good heel announce role a la the Brain.

Plus WWE still employs JR, but don't use him on anything in favor of farking Cole.
 
2012-01-29 08:18:56 PM  
I appreciate the announcer's discussion on love.
 
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