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(Bleacher Report)   Will Kane's Libertarian hate or John Cena's constipated face win the day? Will SHOOOOOOOW or Mizark squash Daniel Bryan like so many peas? Who will this years surprise entrants be? It's the 25th Royal Rumble, live on PPV at 8 PM ET   (bleacherreport.com ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, John Cena, Royal Rumble, WWE Championship, Alberto Del Rio, minutiae, Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan, PPV  
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2012-01-29 08:08:45 PM  
OG image: Link

Not sure why Fark's not liking Imgur tonight.
 
2012-01-29 08:08:51 PM  

penguin31: Second of all: Given that Henry likely has at least TWO injuries (groin, leg), the fact he's showing up to work a cage match...a sincere Thank You to Mark for whatever he puts himself through tonight from us.


For reals. Mizark is one hell of a trooper. He deserves a nice vacation.
 
2012-01-29 08:09:01 PM  
YOU ARROGANT LITTLE ASS!

New name for JfSP?
 
2012-01-29 08:09:03 PM  
"You put a 95 lb woman in a hospital!"

Yeah, BS does that quite a bit.
 
2012-01-29 08:09:33 PM  
Hey it's Lillian!
 
2012-01-29 08:09:35 PM  
Big Show makes all women cry. Glad that kid followed the script.
 
2012-01-29 08:09:40 PM  

LucklessWonder: Match should end with Bryan pushing Cole's head against the cage and yelling "I HAVE TIL FIVE"


He'd be a bigger face than Cena though, can't have that. Turn him all the way heel, have AJ try to help but blows it. DB throws her face into the cage while yelling I HAVE TIL FIVE
 
2012-01-29 08:09:50 PM  
Big Show's only 441 pounds? He's slimmed down a lot. Last time I checked, he was over 500. Looks good though.
 
2012-01-29 08:09:54 PM  
Ah, Lillian Garcia.

Who would have ever thought she would be the best ring announcer on WWE TV?
 
2012-01-29 08:10:00 PM  

i.imgur.com



/DB chant.. nice
 
2012-01-29 08:10:04 PM  
Daniel Bryan chants?
 
2012-01-29 08:10:04 PM  
DANIEL BRYAN chants.

Eat shiat, Vince.
 
2012-01-29 08:10:06 PM  
Hey, remember when Rikishi was in Hell in a Cell?

Yeah, fat people in cages don't work.
 
2012-01-29 08:10:21 PM  
For all the boos DBD got at his entrance, he got a nice chant just now
 
2012-01-29 08:10:21 PM  
I hate cage matches where you can win by anything besides escaping.
 
2012-01-29 08:10:24 PM  
Did Grand Moff just get the smarks chanting Daniel Bryan after all those boos?
 
2012-01-29 08:10:26 PM  
Show and Henry knock each other out and the little guy wins.
 
2012-01-29 08:10:32 PM  
And we get an Daniel Bryan chant after the piped in boos for his intro.
 
2012-01-29 08:10:32 PM  
Anybody here from Michigan?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-29 08:10:38 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Hey, remember when Rikishi was in Hell in a Cell?

Yeah, fat people in cages don't work.


Unless it's Foley.

...1998 Foley.
 
2012-01-29 08:10:41 PM  
More DANIEL BRYAN chants, lol.
 
2012-01-29 08:10:43 PM  
Smark Heavy Crowd!!
 
2012-01-29 08:10:50 PM  
fzkcing smarks in crowd
 
2012-01-29 08:10:52 PM  
"Big show knocked down by Big Show!"

#shutup cole
 
2012-01-29 08:10:58 PM  
Daniel Bryan chants followed by sexual chocolate chants. I like this crowd so far.
 
2012-01-29 08:11:01 PM  

tbaughm: For all the boos DBD got at his entrance, he got a nice chant just now


Smarks vs marks...that's usually what takes place at live shows.
 
2012-01-29 08:11:02 PM  
DB should just walk out the door while the two of them are fighting
 
2012-01-29 08:11:03 PM  
He got squashed like a sack of peas.
 
2012-01-29 08:11:06 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ah, Lillian Garcia.

Who would have ever thought she would be the best ring announcer on WWE TV?


Finkle disagrees with you..

Big Show/Mizark PANCAKE!
 
2012-01-29 08:11:09 PM  
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/Just because.
 
2012-01-29 08:11:16 PM  
I was not aware St. Louis was a smark-heavy city, lol.
 
2012-01-29 08:11:21 PM  
Methinks Booker just spoiled the ending.
 
2012-01-29 08:11:51 PM  

SharkTrager: I hate cage matches where you can win by anything besides escaping.


Really?

I thought the whole point of cage matches was because they had to put a cage around the two participants to get a clean pinfall win.

...at least, it was in the NWA.

WWF was "escape".
 
2012-01-29 08:12:14 PM  

Smiths: Fendurr: Reporting in drunk and live without signs. Screaming maxiumum coleing as he walks in and gettiong booed for it. Thios is truly the greatest night in the history of my attgending this sport. Its about to be time for stobe lighting effects

drunk and in attendance

you sir.... are


I used the smiths. Model though. Vodak and diet.
 
2012-01-29 08:12:24 PM  
DANIEL BRYAN chant #3
 
2012-01-29 08:12:29 PM  
Man, what is with the announcers and DB. Vince must reallly REALLY hate that he had to put the belt on him.

Henry suplexes Big Show off the cage, ring breaks and they have to do the entire rumble without any ropes.
 
2012-01-29 08:12:29 PM  

robsul82: I was not aware St. Louis was a smark-heavy city, lol.


I believe we are part of "Flair Country".
 
2012-01-29 08:12:39 PM  
DBD at the bottom of a World's Largest Dogpile to make him tap to both?
 
2012-01-29 08:12:41 PM  
Holy sell batman.
 
2012-01-29 08:12:42 PM  
Oh man.

This St. L crowd is full of smarks. Does that mean there'll be Orton boos?
 
2012-01-29 08:12:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: SharkTrager: I hate cage matches where you can win by anything besides escaping.

Really?

I thought the whole point of cage matches was because they had to put a cage around the two participants to get a clean pinfall win.

...at least, it was in the NWA.

WWF was "escape".


I prefer escape. Pinfall matches happen all the time.
 
2012-01-29 08:12:46 PM  
Damn show took a hit
 
2012-01-29 08:12:51 PM  

slamjack: Daniel Bryan chants followed by sexual chocolate chants. I like this crowd so far.


These are my people. St. Louis knows three things: Blues hockey, toasted ravioli, and pro wrestling.
 
2012-01-29 08:12:52 PM  
Cole still selling us how big the Big Show is. He's been around for 9 years. Yes, he's very big.
 
2012-01-29 08:12:53 PM  
1 Point - Predict the winner of John Cena vs. Kane
Cena

2 Points - Predict entrant #30 in the Royal Rumble
Randy Orton

3 Points - Predict the winner of Dolph Ziggler vs. CM Punk (WWE Championship Match)
Punk

4 Points - Predict entrant #3 in the Royal Rumble
Santino

5 Points - Predict the winner of Mark Henry vs. The Big Show vs. Daniel Bryan (World Heavyweight Title Match)
Bryan

6 Points - Predict entrant #25 in the Royal Rumble
Duggan

7 Points - Predict entrant #9 in the Royal Rumble
Road Dogg

8 Points - Predict entrant #17 in the Royal Rumble
Big Show

9 Points - Predict the last WWE Superstar to be eliminated in the Royal Rumble
Sheamus

10 Points - Predict the winner of the Royal Rumble
Jericho
 
2012-01-29 08:12:53 PM  
More Daniel Bryan chants...
 
2012-01-29 08:13:05 PM  
Okay, I can't possibly be the only person that sees Brodus Clay and thinks about the big ugly ape-like characters in suits from The Simpsons Arcade? I can't be the only one...
 
2012-01-29 08:13:12 PM  
Also what are the chances of the cage breaking spot leading to a DB win?
 
2012-01-29 08:13:14 PM  
TheKillingJoke - "Methinks Booker just spoiled the ending."

what did he say?
 
2012-01-29 08:13:31 PM  
Pretty good amt of smarks here.
 
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