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InOmnibusCaritas

2012-01-29 12:49:53 AM

After today, a hug... it was a rough one.

FunkOut

2012-01-29 12:51:15 AM

What kind of kiss? What kind of hug? From whom?

There's too many variables.

The_Sponge

2012-01-29 12:51:47 AM

A kiss placed firmly on my black ass.

NoseBrain

2012-01-29 12:51:55 AM

Joliebleu

2012-01-29 12:52:35 AM

I honestly miss big snuggly hugs from my husband, he can't do that right now... :(

fragMasterFlash

2012-01-29 12:53:13 AM

I haven't had a proper kiss in quite some time.

gunsmack

2012-01-29 12:54:14 AM

About to go upstairs for an 8hr hug/snuggle. I'll take that over a kiss any time.

No_47

2012-01-29 12:54:23 AM

I have difficulty with touching.

Mr. Murder

2012-01-29 12:54:48 AM

I like hugs, because I can press my boner up against the hugee.

MIAppologia

2012-01-29 12:54:48 AM

Right now?

I think I'd most like a long, firm backrub. I don't care if that wasn't an option.

balisane

2012-01-29 12:55:12 AM

Haven't been kissed in years and don't particularly miss it, but I get downright cranky without a good hug.

Last people I hugged were my astronomy professor (he was awesome and buggering off on an international trip) and the boys in my tabletop gaming group. I'm due; more hugs plx.

jaylectricity

2012-01-29 12:56:21 AM

I had a minor argument with my girlfriend. Although we did a little "silent treatment" for an hour or so, we did some hugs and kisses shortly thereafter and they were probably the best hugs and kisses I felt since the new year. Besides those times we cuddled and had sex.

generalDisdain

2012-01-29 12:56:28 AM

Hug.
My wife is out of town. :(

FunkOut

2012-01-29 12:57:07 AM

Mr. Murder: I like hugs, because I can press my boner up against the hugee.

How much do you charge per hug?

gunsmack

2012-01-29 12:57:40 AM

gnight all, off to get my hugs.

some.old.lady.

2012-01-29 12:58:15 AM

balisane: Haven't been kissed in years and don't particularly miss it, but I get downright cranky without a good hug.

Last people I hugged were my astronomy professor (he was awesome and buggering off on an international trip) and the boys in my tabletop gaming group. I'm due; more hugs plx.

.....
(((hug)))

NikkiPoooo

2012-01-29 12:58:42 AM

Hugs. Definitely hugs.

Phletchengreuber

2012-01-29 12:59:49 AM

I'll take either as long as they mean something.

AbbeySomeone

2012-01-29 12:59:49 AM

Wingchild

2012-01-29 12:59:57 AM

Good hugs are like the number '1'. Bad hugs are like the letter 'A'.

demonfaerie

2012-01-29 01:00:04 AM

i am a cuddle bug, so hugs.

AtticusFinchEsq

2012-01-29 01:00:13 AM

I want a mouthhug

some.old.lady.

2012-01-29 01:00:19 AM

Some hugging would be perfect this night.

Mr. Murder

2012-01-29 01:00:34 AM

FunkOut: Mr. Murder: I like hugs, because I can press my boner up against the hugee.

How much do you charge per hug?

The first one is always free.

Harv72b

2012-01-29 01:01:00 AM

A kiss is better with a hug attached. Or vice versa.

generalDisdain

2012-01-29 01:01:14 AM

Is it a bad sign that I am fine and I did all the chores and I have the internet and I am still lost without my wife?

ManateeGag

2012-01-29 01:01:17 AM

Who's doing t he hugging? I was friendzoned by this girl in HS who has a huge rack. she hugged me a lot. I didn't mind one bit.

shivashakti

2012-01-29 01:01:22 AM

Hug. Definitely a hug.
A good close long hug with someone I adore.

FunkOut

2012-01-29 01:03:18 AM

Mr. Murder: FunkOut: Mr. Murder: I like hugs, because I can press my boner up against the hugee.

How much do you charge per hug?

The first one is always free.

Oh, so you're like a drug dealer but for boner hugs...

jaylectricity

2012-01-29 01:03:25 AM

Apparently it's obvious...everybody chooses hugs because we could kiss anybody...

sn82

2012-01-29 01:03:36 AM

ManateeGag: Who's doing t he hugging? I was friendzoned by this girl in HS who has a huge rack. she hugged me a lot. I didn't mind one bit.

Obviously nobody from the itty bitty titty group.

bari_saxy_momma

2012-01-29 01:03:44 AM

generalDisdain: Is it a bad sign that I am fine and I did all the chores and I have the internet and I am still lost without my wife?

I think it's normal in a good relationship (I hope so, anyway). My husband was gone today...

blackspawnden

2012-01-29 01:03:44 AM

Hugs are always nice. Kissing makes me feel awkward.

Mr. Murder

2012-01-29 01:03:46 AM

I can make a woman orgasm just by hugging her.

melaniethepanda

2012-01-29 01:04:23 AM

All of it. I could just really curl up in a ball with someone I adore right now.

As lovely as a Doby spoon is, it's not the same.

some.old.lady.

2012-01-29 01:04:51 AM

generalDisdain: Is it a bad sign that I am fine and I did all the chores and I have the internet and I am still lost without my wife?

.....
That is a lovely thing to say :)

(((hugs)))

generalDisdain

2012-01-29 01:06:16 AM

bari_saxy_momma: generalDisdain: Is it a bad sign that I am fine and I did all the chores and I have the internet and I am still lost without my wife?

I think it's normal in a good relationship (I hope so, anyway). My husband was gone today...

Thank you. I know this sounds silly, but when she's here I try to make it my job to take care of her.
She's not here... what do I do? I need no care.

LlamaGirl

2012-01-29 01:06:27 AM

I want a kiss. The kind where he presses his whole body against yours and you feel like you're floating and it's just the two of you in the whole world....

AbbeySomeone

2012-01-29 01:06:29 AM

generalDisdain: Is it a bad sign that I am fine and I did all the chores and I have the internet and I am still lost without my wife?

No. You will love her all the more when she is home.
Mr.S just did 2 14 hour days and came home tonight after 12 hours. I had dinner made and asked if he wanted to fool around ,just to make light. His vacuous stare was amusing. Just glad to have him here.
I am accustomed to being home but not having him close by is a different story. He's snoring now and the sound is comforting.

FunkOut

2012-01-29 01:06:53 AM

melaniethepanda: All of it. I could just really curl up in a ball with someone I adore right now.

As lovely as a Doby spoon is, it's not the same.

I thought your dog was for riding around the Shire.

balisane

2012-01-29 01:07:48 AM

AbbeySomeone: balisane: Haven't been kissed in years and don't particularly miss it, but I get downright cranky without a good hug.

Last people I hugged were my astronomy professor (he was awesome and buggering off on an international trip) and the boys in my tabletop gaming group. I'm due; more hugs plx.

That's a definite sad.

No_47: I have difficulty with touching.

Hmm, maybe you two should meet for coffee.

Well, I just saw the boys like last week and will probably again next week. I know I'm getting hugs then because I'm making them a chicken ragu -and- peanut butter cake with chocolate frosting. Or maybe the other way around.

I'm very respectful of people who don't like to be touched. [snif.] All bets are off if you start it, though. TACKLESNUGS.

Pokey.Clyde

2012-01-29 01:08:14 AM

"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it"
"But a kiss can be deadlier, if you mean it"

some.old.lady.

2012-01-29 01:08:20 AM

jaylectricity: Apparently it's obvious...everybody chooses hugs because we could kiss anybody...

.....
Some choose hugs because they are warm, nurturing and comforting.

What a delightful way to just care about each other, and be protected in each other's arms. :)

sn82

2012-01-29 01:08:39 AM

LlamaGirl: I want a kiss. The kind where he presses his whole body against yours and you feel like you're floating and it's just the two of you in the whole world....

Is it cheesy that every time I kiss my guy it feels that way? I miss him so freaking much. Dammit.

Mr. Murder

2012-01-29 01:08:46 AM

FunkOut: Oh, so you're like a drug dealer but for boner hugs...

That was the joke I was going for, yes.

AbbeySomeone

2012-01-29 01:09:09 AM

balisane: AbbeySomeone: balisane: Haven't been kissed in years and don't particularly miss it, but I get downright cranky without a good hug.

Last people I hugged were my astronomy professor (he was awesome and buggering off on an international trip) and the boys in my tabletop gaming group. I'm due; more hugs plx.

That's a definite sad.

No_47: I have difficulty with touching.

Hmm, maybe you two should meet for coffee.

Well, I just saw the boys like last week and will probably again next week. I know I'm getting hugs then because I'm making them a chicken ragu -and- peanut butter cake with chocolate frosting. Or maybe the other way around.

I'm very respectful of people who don't like to be touched. [snif.] All bets are off if you start it, though. TACKLESNUGS.

Cake?

jaylectricity

2012-01-29 01:09:21 AM

LlamaGirl: I want a kiss. The kind where he presses his whole body against yours and you feel like you're floating and it's just the two of you in the whole world....

That's a great kiss...unless the other person didn't want it. Then you're just creepy.

Pokey.Clyde

2012-01-29 01:09:30 AM

LlamaGirl: I want a kiss. The kind where he presses his whole body against yours and you feel like you're floating and it's just the two of you in the whole world....

I like the way you think ;)

LlamaGirl

2012-01-29 01:10:03 AM

sn82: Is it cheesy that every time I kiss my guy it feels that way? I miss him so freaking much. Dammit.

No, that's wonderful.

jaylectricity: That's a great kiss...unless the other person didn't want it. Then you're just creepy.

I tend not to kiss someone who doesn't want to kiss me back.

melaniethepanda

2012-01-29 01:10:40 AM

FunkOut: melaniethepanda: All of it. I could just really curl up in a ball with someone I adore right now.

As lovely as a Doby spoon is, it's not the same.

I thought your dog was for riding around the Shire.

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