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posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2012 at 9:42 AM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-01-29 12:49:53 AM
After today, a hug... it was a rough one.
 
2012-01-29 12:51:15 AM
What kind of kiss? What kind of hug? From whom?

There's too many variables.
 
2012-01-29 12:51:47 AM
A kiss placed firmly on my black ass.
 
2012-01-29 12:51:55 AM
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2012-01-29 12:52:35 AM
I honestly miss big snuggly hugs from my husband, he can't do that right now... :(
 
2012-01-29 12:53:13 AM
I haven't had a proper kiss in quite some time.
 
2012-01-29 12:54:14 AM
About to go upstairs for an 8hr hug/snuggle. I'll take that over a kiss any time.
 
2012-01-29 12:54:23 AM
I have difficulty with touching.
 
2012-01-29 12:54:48 AM
I like hugs, because I can press my boner up against the hugee.
 
2012-01-29 12:54:48 AM
Right now?

I think I'd most like a long, firm backrub. I don't care if that wasn't an option.
 
2012-01-29 12:55:12 AM
Haven't been kissed in years and don't particularly miss it, but I get downright cranky without a good hug.

Last people I hugged were my astronomy professor (he was awesome and buggering off on an international trip) and the boys in my tabletop gaming group. I'm due; more hugs plx.
 
2012-01-29 12:56:21 AM
I had a minor argument with my girlfriend. Although we did a little "silent treatment" for an hour or so, we did some hugs and kisses shortly thereafter and they were probably the best hugs and kisses I felt since the new year. Besides those times we cuddled and had sex.
 
2012-01-29 12:56:28 AM
Hug.
My wife is out of town. :(
 
2012-01-29 12:57:07 AM
Mr. Murder: I like hugs, because I can press my boner up against the hugee.

How much do you charge per hug?
 
2012-01-29 12:57:40 AM
gnight all, off to get my hugs.
 
2012-01-29 12:58:15 AM
balisane: Haven't been kissed in years and don't particularly miss it, but I get downright cranky without a good hug.

Last people I hugged were my astronomy professor (he was awesome and buggering off on an international trip) and the boys in my tabletop gaming group. I'm due; more hugs plx.


.....
(((hug)))
 
2012-01-29 12:58:42 AM
Hugs. Definitely hugs.
 
2012-01-29 12:59:49 AM
I'll take either as long as they mean something.
 
2012-01-29 12:59:49 AM
balisane: Haven't been kissed in years and don't particularly miss it, but I get downright cranky without a good hug.

Last people I hugged were my astronomy professor (he was awesome and buggering off on an international trip) and the boys in my tabletop gaming group. I'm due; more hugs plx.


That's a definite sad.

No_47: I have difficulty with touching.

Hmm, maybe you two should meet for coffee.
 
2012-01-29 12:59:57 AM
Good hugs are like the number '1'. Bad hugs are like the letter 'A'.
 
2012-01-29 01:00:04 AM
i am a cuddle bug, so hugs.
 
2012-01-29 01:00:13 AM
I want a mouthhug
 
2012-01-29 01:00:19 AM
Some hugging would be perfect this night.
 
2012-01-29 01:00:34 AM
FunkOut: Mr. Murder: I like hugs, because I can press my boner up against the hugee.

How much do you charge per hug?


The first one is always free.
 
2012-01-29 01:01:00 AM
A kiss is better with a hug attached. Or vice versa.
 
2012-01-29 01:01:14 AM
Is it a bad sign that I am fine and I did all the chores and I have the internet and I am still lost without my wife?
 
2012-01-29 01:01:17 AM
Who's doing t he hugging? I was friendzoned by this girl in HS who has a huge rack. she hugged me a lot. I didn't mind one bit.
 
2012-01-29 01:01:22 AM
Hug. Definitely a hug.
A good close long hug with someone I adore.
 
2012-01-29 01:03:18 AM
Mr. Murder: FunkOut: Mr. Murder: I like hugs, because I can press my boner up against the hugee.

How much do you charge per hug?

The first one is always free.


Oh, so you're like a drug dealer but for boner hugs...
 
2012-01-29 01:03:25 AM
Apparently it's obvious...everybody chooses hugs because we could kiss anybody...
 
2012-01-29 01:03:36 AM
ManateeGag: Who's doing t he hugging? I was friendzoned by this girl in HS who has a huge rack. she hugged me a lot. I didn't mind one bit.

Obviously nobody from the itty bitty titty group.
 
2012-01-29 01:03:44 AM
generalDisdain: Is it a bad sign that I am fine and I did all the chores and I have the internet and I am still lost without my wife?

I think it's normal in a good relationship (I hope so, anyway). My husband was gone today...
 
2012-01-29 01:03:44 AM
Hugs are always nice. Kissing makes me feel awkward.
 
2012-01-29 01:03:46 AM
I can make a woman orgasm just by hugging her.
 
2012-01-29 01:04:23 AM
All of it. I could just really curl up in a ball with someone I adore right now.

As lovely as a Doby spoon is, it's not the same.
 
2012-01-29 01:04:51 AM
generalDisdain: Is it a bad sign that I am fine and I did all the chores and I have the internet and I am still lost without my wife?

.....
That is a lovely thing to say :)

(((hugs)))
 
2012-01-29 01:06:16 AM
bari_saxy_momma: generalDisdain: Is it a bad sign that I am fine and I did all the chores and I have the internet and I am still lost without my wife?

I think it's normal in a good relationship (I hope so, anyway). My husband was gone today...


Thank you. I know this sounds silly, but when she's here I try to make it my job to take care of her.
She's not here... what do I do? I need no care.
 
2012-01-29 01:06:27 AM
I want a kiss. The kind where he presses his whole body against yours and you feel like you're floating and it's just the two of you in the whole world....
 
2012-01-29 01:06:29 AM
generalDisdain: Is it a bad sign that I am fine and I did all the chores and I have the internet and I am still lost without my wife?

No. You will love her all the more when she is home.
Mr.S just did 2 14 hour days and came home tonight after 12 hours. I had dinner made and asked if he wanted to fool around ,just to make light. His vacuous stare was amusing. Just glad to have him here.
I am accustomed to being home but not having him close by is a different story. He's snoring now and the sound is comforting.
 
2012-01-29 01:06:53 AM
melaniethepanda: All of it. I could just really curl up in a ball with someone I adore right now.

As lovely as a Doby spoon is, it's not the same.


I thought your dog was for riding around the Shire.
 
2012-01-29 01:07:48 AM
AbbeySomeone: balisane: Haven't been kissed in years and don't particularly miss it, but I get downright cranky without a good hug.

Last people I hugged were my astronomy professor (he was awesome and buggering off on an international trip) and the boys in my tabletop gaming group. I'm due; more hugs plx.

That's a definite sad.

No_47: I have difficulty with touching.

Hmm, maybe you two should meet for coffee.


Well, I just saw the boys like last week and will probably again next week. I know I'm getting hugs then because I'm making them a chicken ragu -and- peanut butter cake with chocolate frosting. Or maybe the other way around.


I'm very respectful of people who don't like to be touched. [snif.] All bets are off if you start it, though. TACKLESNUGS.
 
2012-01-29 01:08:14 AM
"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it"
"But a kiss can be deadlier, if you mean it"
 
2012-01-29 01:08:20 AM
jaylectricity: Apparently it's obvious...everybody chooses hugs because we could kiss anybody...

.....
Some choose hugs because they are warm, nurturing and comforting.

What a delightful way to just care about each other, and be protected in each other's arms. :)
 
2012-01-29 01:08:39 AM
LlamaGirl: I want a kiss. The kind where he presses his whole body against yours and you feel like you're floating and it's just the two of you in the whole world....

Is it cheesy that every time I kiss my guy it feels that way? I miss him so freaking much. Dammit.
 
2012-01-29 01:08:46 AM
FunkOut: Oh, so you're like a drug dealer but for boner hugs...

That was the joke I was going for, yes.
 
2012-01-29 01:09:09 AM
balisane: AbbeySomeone: balisane: Haven't been kissed in years and don't particularly miss it, but I get downright cranky without a good hug.

Last people I hugged were my astronomy professor (he was awesome and buggering off on an international trip) and the boys in my tabletop gaming group. I'm due; more hugs plx.

That's a definite sad.

No_47: I have difficulty with touching.

Hmm, maybe you two should meet for coffee.

Well, I just saw the boys like last week and will probably again next week. I know I'm getting hugs then because I'm making them a chicken ragu -and- peanut butter cake with chocolate frosting. Or maybe the other way around.


I'm very respectful of people who don't like to be touched. [snif.] All bets are off if you start it, though. TACKLESNUGS.


Cake?
 
2012-01-29 01:09:21 AM
LlamaGirl: I want a kiss. The kind where he presses his whole body against yours and you feel like you're floating and it's just the two of you in the whole world....

That's a great kiss...unless the other person didn't want it. Then you're just creepy.
 
2012-01-29 01:09:30 AM
LlamaGirl: I want a kiss. The kind where he presses his whole body against yours and you feel like you're floating and it's just the two of you in the whole world....

I like the way you think ;)
 
2012-01-29 01:10:03 AM
sn82: Is it cheesy that every time I kiss my guy it feels that way? I miss him so freaking much. Dammit.

No, that's wonderful.

jaylectricity: That's a great kiss...unless the other person didn't want it. Then you're just creepy.

I tend not to kiss someone who doesn't want to kiss me back.
 
2012-01-29 01:10:40 AM
FunkOut: melaniethepanda: All of it. I could just really curl up in a ball with someone I adore right now.

As lovely as a Doby spoon is, it's not the same.

I thought your dog was for riding around the Shire.


Taken a few minutes ago...

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He's still in the same spot.
 
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